As Kratos gets out of the airport and see's Ares he cannot believe his luck. Can't he have a break for once? Can't he just go home and relax? Nooo he has to fight Ares.
(Now I'm starting to feel bad for him...)
"You! I thought I killed you?" Kratos screams. A scared tourist thinks Kratos is talking to him and starts to run. Thinking how would he know?
Ares laughs. "You can never kill me! Didn't you get it the first time? I cannot be killed. ARG!" Ares bellows.
Kratos pulls out his least favourite weapon. The tea and sugar.
Ares starts to laugh and pulls out a jar of beer.
In the crowd everyone is laughing they have no idea the effects of these weapons. The tea and sugar will make Ares sober and the beer will make Kratos drunk. These two things will make this fight not funny or even good. These things will make this so bland even salt can't cure it.
"Your move first little child." Ares smirks. Kratos draws near and grabs Ares . Kratos pulls Ares close to him so he could not miss when he had to make Ares sober.
"Muh haw haw!" Kratos laughs crazily.
"Ahh!" Ares screams as the tea starts to drip into his mouth making him sober drop by drop.
As the glass empty's Ares face turned to a more serious face.
"Ello chap. I have come to destroy you." Ares laughs.
"Oh no." Kratos shutters as he pulls out his next weapon. This weapon he chose is a scary thing and as he pulled it out the parents in the crowd cover their kids eyes. It was a Thierry Henry poster.
(Yeah I do have something against Thierry Henry. He cheats.)
The poster starts to talk and says "Please to cheat you."
"IS this trying to say you do cheat Kratos?" Ares says as Thierry Henry steps out of the poster with his big hands.
"No. I have this in my bag and I have to use it up."
"Oh..."
"Yep..."
"Anyways..."
"It was an accident. IM sorry." Thierry Henry says while shrugging.
Ares and Kratos stare at Thierry Henry with their mouths open.
"What the fu-..." They both say.
Ares and Kratos both look at each other and walk off to a bar and have a drink together forgetting how much they hate each other and enjoy a nice beer and talk about the world cup and how good Spain play and how much I knew they would win.
GOOOOOOOOOO SPAIN!