I do not own Tree house inc. Or any of their TV. show. I do not own Oreos. Although I do love them. Just think of it as some free advertising. I do not own psp either or Zebras. Please review if you have anything to say. Nothing mean please. Or Kratos will beat you into a ball and then trough you and use you as a soccer ball. Thanks =D love you all.

As Kratos rides up the elevator very angry, not knowing if he'll be able to handle another one of Zeus's tricks he waits for the elevator to get to the floor he's waiting for. Then he looks around the elevator he sees a sign. And all he can see (all the other writing is too small damn) is Jump and slow. So he starts to jump, his over a hundred pounds of hot muscles and awesomeness starts to make the elevator go slower and slower and then a loud screech causing the elevator to stop.

Now he gets closer to the sign and reads it: Do not JUMP or you may cause the elevator to SLOW or stop. Maybe even breaking it. If the elevator does break use the phone to the right of the sign and dial 123 for the front desk. If there is a fire push the button to the left. Only if there is a fire. The coast of fake phone call or push of the button will cost you 1 000 dollars only in cash or you will go to jail. Thank you and have a nice day.

Oh no... Kratos thinks. He picks up the phone and pushes 123.

RINGGG

"Ello? This is the front desk how can I help you?" Says the girl Kratos met earlier in a cheerful tone.

"Uh the elevator broke down." Kratos replies in an equally cheerful tone.

"And how did this happen?"

"Maybe if you mortals didn't make it so slow it wouldn't have happened."

"Umm okay. We will have it working in a second. Now since you have a child with you there is a green button even further to the right of this phone that will give you toys. You may also use one if you would like because I know you would. Thank you and have a nice day."

Phone gets turns dead.

"What there is no child with me you stupid mortal!" Kratos yells to the phone while putting it back. Then Kratos looks around and of course there was a small boy is there waving at Kratos.

Oh god... Kratos thinks.

Kratos pushes the green button and hands the little boy a toy a little roughly.

"I don't want this though." Says the little boy.

"I don't care!"

"You wanna play the animal game?"

"How do you play that?"

"I think of an animal and you have to guess it. You will ask me what colour is the skin and for instance I will say black and white if Im thinking about-."

"Oreos?"

"Um no I was thinking of Zebra. So do you wanna play?"

"Sure..."

"Okay I got an animal."

"What colour is its skin or fur?"

"Black and white."

"Oreos?"

"Um no."

"Zebras?"

"Yup. How did you guess?"

"I was once the God of War. I know all."

"Okay your turn." The boy.

"Okay I got one."

"What does it look like?"

"It has one eye. It's big and it has no nuts." Kratos laughs.

"..."

"It's a Cyclops. You silly mortal."

"Umm okay I see this isn't working out to well. Im just gonna play my psp now my parents told me never to talk to strangers or creepy looking people." And after the boy says that the elevator starts working again. Making Kratos so happy that this form of punishment is not over...