Title: Adventurous Spirit? - Not Tonight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 139
DramioneDrabble's Halloween2011 prompt 5: lantern, broomstick, mummy
Notes/Warnings: bad humor
Hermione flung open the bedroom door, clearly annoyed.
"Malfoy, what is taking so long?"
"Just last-minute touch-ups to my attire, luv. What do you think?"
He stepped from the shadows into the lantern's glow, the strips of linen which covered his whole body looking soft and warm and inviting.
"What are you wearing?" she asked aghast. "This is not a Muggle Halloween party; it's the Ministry's Annual Samhain Feast. You cannot go dressed as a mummy."
"You get to unwrap me later ... go for a ride on my broomstick."
She stared at him for a full beat.
"That is the worst pick-up line I've ever heard. Get dressed properly or your broomstick won't be going anywhere tonight."
She stormed out of the room the same way she came in.
Draco looked crestfallen. She'd always liked his adventurous spirit before.