Edward POV (Platt)
It was quiet. Too quiet. Too quiet for us Platts.
"Trevor! Trevor!" I hissed from across this damned tent. If I had a choice of going on vacation it would be to Fiji! I like Fiji; they have fruity, alcoholic drinks. Yum.
"What?" he groaned.
"Meeting now!" I hissed at him again and grabbed my walky-talky. I turned it on to the right station and pressed the button then said, "Babe, come in"
"What it is Bear?" Caitlin asked on the other side.
"Operation: Get Kicked Out is now in order" I whispered. I looked to my right and saw Justin there snoring a little.
"Ok. Let me get my jacket and slippers on. It's like freaking 40 degrees outside! Earlier it was like 80! So meet at the table?" she asked. I nodded to myself. Yes, I'm just that cool.
"Affirmative soldier!" I said and saluted to the walky-talky.
"Kay, kay. 10-4 fall out" she said and hung up. I hung my walky-talky back up and slid on my sandals and jacket on, then grabbed my flashlight and left the tent quietly. Wow, that's a record!
"Caitlin! Caitlin!" I whispered and bumped into the propane lamp. Oww. I groaned and rubbed my forehead.
"Over here you dumbass!" she said and I shined the light in her eyes.
"No lieutenant, I'm not high." She said and swatted it away. I put it to the floor and she stared at me then started giggling.
"Ok, so before we start planning, I have to go pee!" I whined. She whined too and grabbed my arm, leading me to the bathrooms. It was around 2 or 3 AM and it was weird that we were out so early.
"Go pee, and I'll wait here" she said and started making circles with her flashlight out of boredom. That sucks.
"Ok" I said and went into one of the urinals but saw cockroaches all over them. I yelled sort of freaked out then Caitlin ran in and shrieked also.
"Shh! Shut the fuck up" I hissed at her and we ran out of there. I was crossing my legs, and also doing the potty dance. Smooth Platt.
"Go pee in the bush over there" she said and pointed towards the hilly opening in the side of the road. I sighed and went to go pee. I made her turn away so that I could do my business. I was humming while I peed and I saw red and blue lights. I sighed. Busted. I pulled up my pants and turned to see the same ranger as earlier.
"Second warning. One more and we'll throw ya out" he said. I grinned and nodded. He left and told me I could've gotten a ticket but chose not to because he wasn't in the right mind to give them. I was thankful. I don't want to spend my money on a useless ticket.
"See ya ranger" I said and grabbed Caitlin's arm and headed back to our site. She let me drag her then looked to me.
"That was easy" she said and smacked my head and said, "Shoulda had a V-8!" then ran to her tent. Damn her.
Sorry, guys. Hope you still love me.
Lovely Lizzy