Esme POV (Platt)

Ah, it's good to be home. I helped the girls move the extra dry food into the kitchen and watched as the boys move everyone's luggage into the foyer. I went to put away the left over cereal-which is very rare with 18 kids in one house- only to see my 13 year old son James and soon-to-be step-daughter Victoria making out in the dark pantry.

"Oh lord!" I yelled and I closed the door. I heard running over here and I saw Edward staring at me with concern.

"Mom what happened?" HE asked. I smiled at him; to cover up the shock. My sweet boy!

"Nothing, I thought I saw a Daddy Longlegs, but I guess I didn't" I lied. He nodded and walked off. I turned around and stared at the two teenagers in front of me.

"Explain. Now" I said sternly, but softly. Victoria has her hands wrung behind her back and looked to the floor.

"Mom, we didn't for this to happen" James told me pleadingly. I sighed and looked between the two of them.

"I'm not going to stop you both, because I love you guys and I don't want to ruin my children's happiness. I won't tell Carlisle, or others, this is our secret ok? Now, you must be on your toes 24/7, and don't make yourselves look like anything but siblings, ok?" I asked. They both nodded. I kissed both their heads and caressed Victoria's hair.

"Thank you Esme" She told me and she and James walked off, parting in different directions. I leaned against the wall and blew out a gust of wind.

I. Was. Screwed.

Edward POV (Platt)

"What the hell do you mean she caught you?" I yelled at my younger brother James. What kind of guy gets caught making out with his secret girlfriend! It's called secret for a reason. Idiot.

"I didn't know man! I wish Victoria and I could be ourselves without anybody knowing. I wish Carlisle and Mom wouldn't have a problem with it" He said gloomily. Oh suck it up!

"Well, you have to be really careful. I'm not saving your ass next time!" I told him. He nodded and ran out of the room shouting, "V!"

"What the fuck did I just say James?" I shouted after him. I let out a frustrated sigh and jumped onto my bed. I cranked up my stereo and listened to Pandora's playlist of Three Days Grace as the sound of rock came out of the speakers. I heard a 'Turn it off!' from the other room along with a bang on the wall. I heard Trevor turn his playlist of KISS on and I grinned. I heard two more come on but they were Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. A Maroon 5 went on and a Lady Gaga then a Kesha and then Eminem went on then a P!nk went on.

I can tell you who had which station. Well, 10 out of the 18. Brianna had the Christina Aguilera, Cassidey had the Kesha, Alice had the Katy Perry, and Caitlin had the Kelly Clarkson.

Trevor had the KISS, Emmett has Ozzy Osbourne I had Three Days Grace, Ryan has Lil Wayne, Sean has 3OH3, and James has Jay Z.

"Oh my god!" I heard a scream and a Rihanna station went on. I grinned. Let the games begin.

Bella POV (Cullen-Swan)

This is crazy! No, insane! The Platts were blasting their radios, and I had to put on ear muffs from 2007; they don't work. Alice has her Katy Perry blasting as she and Caitlin were bopping their butts together and singing into their cell phones. Caitlin had her Kelly Clarkson blasting as well. I put a pillow over my head. This is insane.

Then I heard Carrie Underwood. It was Victoria. My eyes widened and I went to her room. She was there of course; on top of James Platt making out! I screamed.

"Oh my god!" and then Frankie turned on Rihanna. Then Carter turned on Chris Tomlin. Then Justin turned on Jack Johnson and Jasper followed with Michael Jackson. I heard Rochelle turn on Glee Cast revisions and Rosalie turn on Taylor Swift. Then I realized I had my aunt's favorite British girl band on called The Saturdays playing on my iPod.

I laughed a little as Victoria and James still stared at me wide-eyed. Then I saw black.

This actually happened you know….my parents were pissed though! My cousins and siblings decided to have a little music war and 7 of us blew out our speakers. We all got grounded. It sucked ass.

Well, Happy Holidays! I love you guys!

XOXO Lizzy