Edward POV (Platt)

Never in my life would I thought I would be here, tasting cakes with my mom, and step-family. I like the lemon, but no! Fuck that, lets take the Hazelnut-almond cake, chocolate ganache, and raspberries. What the fuck is a ganache? And how does cake taste like hazelnuts, almonds, and chocolate? I don't get this wedding shit.

"Edward, what did you think?" Mom asked. I saw Carlisle take a bite of the small square of red velvet at this wedding planner place and I just shrugged. Bella stepped on my foot and gave me a look. I sighed and fought the urge to roll my eyes.

"I liked the lemon, raspberry white cake one. That was good. The others were good, but I liked that one" I told her. She nodded and looked to Carlisle.

"Carlisle, why don't you have your best man do this?" I asked him. He just sighed. What, does he not have one yet?

"Charlie doesn't exactly have time" He told me. Oh yeah, Charlie Swan. He almost got me arrested. I wanted to smack him.

"Pick one of the guys. Jackson, Carter, Justine" I told him. Bella stepped on my foot. Hard. Her heel dug into the top of my foot and I gripped the table. Damn her! She smirked at me and rolled her eyes, taking a sip of her wine. Well, my mom's wine. Ooh, little innocent Cullen taking a good girl gone bad moment?

"Edward, I know you know their names. And, I asked, but they told me respectively that they aren't interested. I don't mind at all, trust me it's ok. I expected Jasper to say yes, but not Justin or Carter. They're more of the shy type; wanting to stay out of the spotlight" He explained. Huh. They're freaks.

"Dad," Bella said with a weird look in her eyes. She did it to make him happy. That's what I liked about her. She was nothing like my sisters, "Charlie is so busy, and he might forget to write his speech. Or show up to anything, plus he can't dance. You're better off finding another one best man" Bella admitted. Carlisle laughed and nodded.

"You're right. Charlie won't care; but Terry will. Anyway, I better find a new best man" Carlisle said unhappily. Ha! That sucks for you, old man.

"Oh Carlisle! Edward will do it, he's walking me down the aisle, and I know you can count on him" Mom smiled. Carlisle thought about it and smiled at me.

"Edward, will you?" He asked. All three of them were looking at me. I took the rest of my mom's wine, and drank the whole thing before carefully slamming the glass back on the table and looked to Carlisle.

"Sure" I said.

"Thank you sweetie!" My mom smiled and pinched my cheek. I swatted her hand away. Annoying.

"So, which flavor did you guys choose?" Laura, the wedding planner, asked us with a smile. I looked to Carlisle and Mom and Carlisle gave my mom the look that said 'You choose'.

"We picked the hazelnut-almond, chocolate ganache, and raspberry one. It was delectable, thank you so much" Mom smiled. Laura had the chefs take the small squares away and Laura took the extra spot.

"So, Carlisle, Esme, let's plan out the agenda" Laura smiled. Mom squealed and bounced up and down as Bella, Carlisle, and I laughed at her. She was so excited, and it made me excited. It made me happy to see my mom not hurting anymore.

"Alright, so today we can plan out what you want for your cake, and usually today we plan out the cake. How quick do you want your wedding?" She asked looking at us. Bella and I looked to Bella who looked to me and bit her lip. We both hoped the say thing; not soon.

"In about 6 months" Mom said. Carlisle, Bella, and I spit out our drinks and stared at her. Spit take much?

"I'll pay for the table cloth to be cleaned I promise, Laura" Carlisle said quietly. All three of us spit wine on the white tablecloth.

"Waiter! Can I have another glass of wine?" I called. He looked up and nodded once before getting another glass out.

"Edward! I do not want you being drunk" Mom scolded. Momma, I am already buzzed, might as well get drunk and do it thoroughly!

"Chill" I said softly like a freaking hippy and listened to Laura tell them everything.

"Well, I take these are the Best Man, and Maid of Honor?" She asked. Bella nodded happily and I nodded gloomily. I was pissed that I said yes.

"Ok, so I mainly encourage the Maid of Honor, and Best Man to be included in the wedding plans, but if you guys can't make some of the get together, I understand" Laura smiled. I smiled. I would miss every single one.

"Edward you will go to every single one, unless you're in the hospital or have a game" Mom told me. I groaned. I hated her right now.

"Don't worry you can count on us" Bella told her with a positive smile. Screw you.

"Ok, so today we can get the cake out of the way, since that's what Esme wants. Tomorrow will you guys be able to meet here again so we can go over invites, and the styles, and the calligraphy?" She asked. I nodded silently as Laura just smiled.

"Wonderful! Now tell me which cake you are picturing" Laura said, a notebook out.

"I want a light shade of green fondant on the cake, and white vanilla fondant making vines around the cake with the petals being edible pearls with white flower at the top, placed in an elegant way. I want smaller pearls in the creases from the levels of each layer of the cake and I want flowers in the corners of each one" Mom said excited. Laura laughed.

"Very nice idea Esme" She said. Oh gut my organs out with a fork! I dipped my heat forward covering my eyes and wanted to go to sleep. The waiter placed wine in front of me and Esme thanked him, and he totally forgot to ask for I.D. Yes! I picked it up eagerly and took a sip and sighed in relief. I would need a drink if I had to put up with months of this shit.

They talked about the cake, and I didn't' know so many details went into it! Which caterer to use, which fondant to use, which shade of green, what vine design, everything.

When we left it was 5 at night and the four of us went out to dinner. We ate at this Mexican restaurant, and laughed together. Carlisle was doing an impersonation of Steve Stevens, and Mom was doing Josie Stevens. It was so funny. Bella then did an impersonation of Kim Kardashian and it was funny as hell. I never knew I would have a fun time with Carlisle Cullen. I found out he was tolerable.

That didn't mean I liked him though. No that day will come with Caitlin admits her love for writing about stupid fictional characters. That means it will never happen. Never.

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XOXO Lizzy