Edward POV (Platt)

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. I swear someone doesn't shut that damn beeper off I'm gonna throw something at it! Little fucker. I tried to sit up to smash it when a tube choked me? What the hell? I opened my eyes and saw my mother with her reading glasses on and she was going over something in a binder. I tried to say something, but it just made me choke again. It itched. I don't think your throat.

"Edward, sweetheart, calm down. I'll get the doctor to take out the tube" My mommy whispered. Doctor? What the fuck is going on here? I looked around the room trying to ignore the prodding in my throat and I was in a hospital room and there was a window. I got a window room. I saw Bella on my right sleeping and Ryan and Emmett sleeping together on the bench by my door.

"Oh my god, Eddie, you alright?" I heard a high pitched voice in my ear. Great, the first thing I her when I wake up is the pixie. Woo-hoo go me. I'm so lucky.

"Alice, sweetheart, he can't talk, so stop trying to get him to" Jasper whispered to her. Sweetheart? She was anything but a sweetheart. Maybe a sweet girl, but her heart is not sweet. If that's what the nickname meant.

"Edward I want you to stay calm and bear with the pain please. This will only take a minute" this doc told me. I can handle pain. I'm a Platt.

The doc took the tape off and I heard something prod my throat, choking me again, and I almost coughed. No Edward! He slid the tube out and it hurt. I pouted and coughed as he handed the tube to the nurse. Damn that thing was long! That was in my throat?

"So Edward, how are you feeling?" the doc asked. I heard more people shuffle in. Bella came in, her face looked a mess, her hair in a messy bun but she still looked beautiful. What's gotten to me? Damn, here comes the marshmallow.

"I'm feeling better. My head hurts like a bitch though" I said my voice scratchy. Alice immediately poured me a cup of water and I took it and drank it all in one sip. Wow. I also cleared my throat.

"Do you remember what happened when you and Tom fought?" Doctor Faggot said. I still didn't know his name so I had to call him Doctor Faggot.

"Yeah. Tom and Bella broke up, and Tom saw Bella and me together, and he just lost it. We got in a fight and last thing I remember was being hit in the cheekbone and my head knocked on the table's bench and going out cold. How long have I been unconscious?" I asked. The doc shrugged

"Only a few hours. It's a good thing you haven't slipped into a coma. How are you feeling physically though? Any pains, or other conditions?" He asked and looked into my ear. Um, doc, what are you lookin' for?

"My head hurts, um; my face feels sore, and my shoulder. That's it." I said and he made me sit up and he listened to my heart. I couldn't even take full breaths! It was like breath, I let half of it out before me makes me do it again. It kind of hurt.

"Alright, I'll prescribe you some pain pills. The pain should only last a few days though" He said. I nodded.

"Alrighty Doc Faggy. When can I leave?" I asked. He thought about it and looked to me.

"Just over night. I want to monitor you, Alan" He said with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and pouted while crossed my arms. Damn.

"Alrighty Doc, I undastand" I said in a gangster accent and flashed him the smile. He rolled his eyes at me and smiled back.

"I'll see you tomorrow Edward" He said amused and left. Bella ran over and attacked me in a hug. I moaned when my shoulder had a sharp pain and she automatically backed off. No! Don't leave me! I told you I had issues!

"I'm sorry" she squeaked. I chuckled and brought her closer to me, pulling her onto my bed. Mom and Carlisle were going over a binder full of stuff my sisters were bust loading me with questions. Damn girls, take a breath.

"What happened?"

"Are you ok?"

"You took quite a punch! Did you kick his ass?"

"Eddie, are you getting expelled?"

"Oh my god, girls, STFU!" I said loudly not wanting to piss off my mommy. They all shut up and went one at a time. Thank god!

"Caitlin, I hit my head on the bench and got knocked cold, Cassidey I'm fucking fine, Bri I did kick his ass, and Alice I really have no clue. Shit" I said and thought about it. Damn, I can get expelled. That's my new record.

"What does STFU mean?" Bella asked quietly next to me .I wrapped my arm around her, not caring that Mom and Carlisle were sitting across from us, and smiled at her. My naiive little girlfriend. I loved saying that!

"It means 'shut the fuck up'" I told her pretty bluntly. She laughed and laid her head on my shoulder lightly and held onto my arm. I lay head on top of hers and Alice and Jasper cuddled up on the seat.

"You think you'll get expelled?" Bella asked quietly. I shrugged.

"Depends. You know, if I do, I won't be disappointed. I was supposed to be expelled a long time ago actually. But our principal is a push-over. Whatevs though" I told her. She pursed her lips and nodded.

"I'll try to do everything I can to not get you expelled" She said and hugged me. Someone burst into the room ruining our moment and I saw my Aunt Lizzy standing there panting, holding her chest. Her eyes were wide as she raced over and literally hopped onto my lap and hugged the life out of me. I coughed dramatically showing her I was out of breath.

"Oh baby boy! I miss you so much!" She cried in a southern accent. I patted her back and kissed her cheek.

"Oh dear my Aunt Lizzy, I miss you too. You were that worried 'bout me?" I asked her playing along. It was a thing Aunt Liz and I have. What can I say? I'm an Auntie's Boy.

"Why yes sweet boy. Now tell Aunt Lizzy what happened" She said and Bella scooted over to make some room for the tiny woman to sit.

Bella POV (Cullen-Swan)

Today Edward was coming home. He still had that bandage around his head, and this brace that went under his clothes for his shoulder, but he was a trooper. The only thing he was pissed about was missing football.

"C'mon Eddie" I snickered, "don't be too disappointed. You get to watch me at my cheer practice. Even though I can't cheer, you get to see hot girls in booty shorts, and low cut t-shirts"

"None of them compare to you" He said and held my waist from behind and gave me a sloppy kiss on the cheek. I giggled and ran off towards the stairs. He chased me and pickd me up. I squealed as he carried me. I jumped out and gave him a stern look.

"Look mister, I don't want your shoulder getting hurt anymore than it already is" I told him. I didn't want to cause him pain, and if I hurt him anymore than he already is I would be devastated.

"Alright, well I think it's time to get to class" I smirked. We were about to part ways when I heard Mrs. Cope's voice on the intercom, "Bella Cullen, Edward Platt, and Tom Serf please report to the principal's office"

Edward and I groaned as we trudged to Aunt Terry's office. I feel so used to coming here it's not even funny. We saw Tom sneer at us and he glared at me.

"Bitch" He spat. I tried not to let the tears come out. Edward hissed at him and tucked me behind him. I looked to Tom again and Mrs. Cope told Tom to go in first. Then Edward.

"I don't want to cause another fight" She said. So we all sat around the tiny room. I sat next to Edward and put my head on his shoulder. He had an arm around me and I snuggled into his side, my back against his chest, and my knees against my chest.

"What if you do get expelled?" I asked him. He took a gush of air and blew it out like a horse. I giggled and lightly slapped him.

"Seriously Edward" I told him. He shrugged

"If I do, I would have to go to a different high school" He said and shrugged. How can he be so calm about this?

"Edward, how can you be so indifferent about this? I mean if you get expelled then you have to leave the school. For good" I told him trying to be serious but it was quite hard with his hand making patterns lightly over my skin.

"Bella, I should of gotten expelled a long time go. I-D-C." He smiled. I-D-C? What does that mean?

"Um…"I trailed off feeling embarrassed by not knowing my acronyms. He laughed.

"It means I don't care. I really don't. Love, you got to stop worrying. I'll be perfectly, impeccably, absolutely, fine" He grinned and said the last sentence in a British accent. I laughed at him mocking my Dad.

"Do you even know hat those words mean?" I asked him. He shook his head. Of course.

"Nope. I only know absolutely, perfectly, and fine. What does impeccably mean?" He asked. I giggled.

"It means flawless." I told him. It was good that Edward has gotten around to new vocabulary.

"Oh" He dragged out curiously and nodded.

"Kind of like how you Cullens are" He nudged me. I rolled my eyes. Of course he would use that metaphor.

"Oh hush up Platt" I smiled and snuggled closer. I felt his lips on the top of my head and I blushed at him.

"You know how you said you don't know anything about couples? What do to and not do?" I asked him. He nodded.

"What about it love?" I smiled at the new nickname he made me. It was better than calling me those other stupid, offensive nicknames guys tell their girlfriends. You never hear a guy call their girlfriend, 'love'. It was unique.

"You're doing everything perfectly. The right sayings, and the right actions" I told him. I heard him do that horse noise again.

"Thank god. I was thinking I'm fucking up" He grinned. I rolled my eyes and sat up once Tom got out. He glared at Edward.

"Happy?" He spat. Edward rolled his eyes and stared at him.

"Oh go away Serf. No one likes you" He said childishly like a second grader. I cracked a smile.

"Why you smiling Cullen?" He asked me. I bit my lip.

"Don't talk to her like that" Edward said standing up getting in his face. Tom just smile.

"Like you have anything to say. It's good to see Bella has a new bitch" Tom said. Mrs. Cope now found the great time to step in. Thank the lord. I can't take any more of his verbal abuse.

"Break it up. I mean it. Now Thomas get to class, now. Edward go into Principal Greene's office. Now move it" She said sternly and looked at them with a strict face. Tom grabbed his things and went to our first hour.

"See you Mrs. Cope" Edward grinned and walked in. I curled up and put my chin on my knees. Mrs. Cope walked over and sat next to me.

"Sweetie, it'll be ok. You're not in trouble; Terry just wants to ask if what those boys said was true or false. I know your deal lying; you can't do it to save your life" She smiled. I shrugged.

"I can't lie to family. Especially Aunt Terry" I told her. She nodded.

"I watch that boy and you together. He is head over heels for you. What's your secret?" She joked and nudged me. I chuckled and untangled myself.

"There isn't. I'm just myself" I told her. She gave me another smile.

"No one can resist Bella Cullen. It's always been that way since you were a little girl. I remember when I used to take my grandson to doctor's visits and you used to play him and charm everyone you knew" She told me softly.

"I know that. I don't know how I do it"

"You're a good person sweetie. Edward is too; you just need to give him a little push to do the right thing; make the right choices in life." She told me softly. I nodded and she got up to go back to her desk. I would be that person to push Edward, help him make the right choices. If only he'd listen.

Well, I hope you like it. I'll update tomorrow, since I clearly have no life. Haha just kidding, I'm updating because I know how irritating it is when someone doesn't update for a long time. I try to keep up with the fast updates though!

XOXO Lizzy