Edward POV (Platt)
"Ok, guys remember the plan?" Aunt Liz asked. We all nodded. Ok. The two limos holding us and my parents-that was icky to say- and we got out.
"Remember mom, Carly, we go first then you" I said slowly. God, it was like talking to two year olds. When we were doing this rehearsal it was so frustrating because they never listen! It was sooo annoying!
"We got it Edward" Carly said slowly too. I rolled my eyes and Carter peeked into the tent.
"The guests are all sitting down. Let's move" He said. We all slid inside unnoticed and took off our pants, belts, shoes, shirts, and ties. Well not everyone took them all off. Like I took off my shirt and left on my tie, and Carter took off his shoes, and Emmett his pants and yeah. We gave them to our dates and we were going to run in and have the girls run in with our clothes making it look like we were late to the reception. Or get a quickie. Either one.
We all got situated and nodded to the DJ. He nodded back and started playing I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Everyone looked to the front and the light was on the younger ones first. As In Jordynn and Sean or Brianna and Josh.
Sean ran down his pants to his ankles and pulling them up as Jordynn blushed and ran after him with his tie and belt as they went to the dance floor. Everyone busted out laughing and I was laughing too. It was hilarious. I looked over to her parents and her dad wasn't exactly laughing, but her mom was all smiles. Well Daddy-O, why so serious?
Once Sean got situated he ran around and got everyone to clap. They all clapped and Josh and Bri ran in now.
Josh had everything on and he was sliding on his shoes and socks while running through the area around the tables with Bri behind carrying his shoes and blazer.
Frankie and Cassidey ran in putting on their shoes trying to do the clasp as they stood bouncing in place laughing and clapping with the others.
Vic ran in holding a blazer without James. She looked around and saw him on the other side running towards her with toilet paper coming out of his ass. Ha! That was funny, but a little old, you know what I mean?
Carter and Caitlin ran in and had Carter fastening his tie, while Caitlin held a blazer.
Ryan and Justin ran in with Ryan pulling on his pants and Justin sliding on his belt.
Trevor ran in his shirt unbuttoned and Rochelle had his vest and tie as they ran to the dance floor. Everyone was finishing getting dressed there.
Alice was putting on her earrings and Jasper was running a comb through his hair. Eh. Not funny.
Emmett ran in his pants around his ankles, and he was only in his boxers with his shirt unbuttoned. Rose had his belt, vest, and tie while Emmett ran to the stage while pulling his pants, and he had his shoes, and boxers on. Idiot. People wolf-whistled for him. Ok Emmett might be buffer than I am, but I'm more toned and sexy. Yeah, that's right.
Now I ran and I had on my tie, jeans, shoes, and Bella had my shirt, and vest. Everyone wolf whistled. See, what did I tell you?
Mom ran in at the middle of the tent and waited for Carly. She was all smiles. I was really proud of her. Carly ran in and ran past her. He turned around, grabbed her hand and they ran hand-in-hand all the way here. Cute.
"Caitlin, Rochelle, Alice, Jordynn, Rosalie, Cassidey, Victoria, Frankie, and Brianna the bridesmaids! Ryan, Trevor, Josh, Emmett, Carter, James, Justin, Sean, and Jasper the groomsmen, and Bella and Edward as the Maid of Honor and Best Man! Now, allow me to introduce the new Mr. and Mrs. Cullen!" The DJ introduced. The crowd cheered and we all smiled. I laughed because all of our high school friends were making fun of us obviously, and I could see the mockery. I flipped them off again and my parents were all smiles and they were beaming. I felt so happy right now, and I don't know the hell why! Ha!
"Alright y'all, let's get this party started" He said and everything got started with music and the reception began. Yes! I looked around the tent and was flabbergasted at the scene. Haha, flabbergasted is a funny word.
The tent was so cool! It was a white tent with grey inside. It had star lights on the top to make it seem like it was dark and the stars were out. There were small white tables placed randomly with bamboo seats. There were centerpieces that reminded me of thanksgiving and there were mini trees in pots with lights on them. The dance floor was a big one, made of wood, and around the dance floor were small mini bushed with lights on them. The tables were in front of them and the big wedding party table was to the right of it. It was so freaking long.
"I need a drink" I told Bella who nodded. We went to the back and each got some champagne.
"This is so cool" I smiled looking around. This was so surreal. I mean, I would never ever see this happening and guess what? It is!
Everyone else started arriving and soon everyone had a drink and the first thing I hear when friends walk in is: "Yo, since when have you turned marshmallow?"
I turned around with a flute of champagne to see my friends. They were dressed in nice jeans; button up dress shirts, and loose ties. In mismatched things. Like black jeans, a green tie, and a red tie. Or something like that. It was weird mixes.
"Hey, hey. Jack shut the fuck up, that's my line!" I called out. He laughed and we were all hanging out around the bar. Of course.
"Dude, that was so funny. I mean I loved your dance" Devon teased. I rolled my eyes.
"My Aunt Liz really wanted it. But it was fun doing it. I hope you guys liked it. I mean Jersey Shore is amazing" I smiled. Jenny and Lillian giggled. I looked to my girl who was standing beside me and she was quiet. Oh! I forgot she didn't exactly know these people. I mean, they know each other, but they haven't met. You get what I mean?
"Jen, Lil, and Jacky Poo" I teased. He scowled, "Devon, Tanya, and Tyler, this is Bella" I smiled and put my arm around her waist. The guys grinned.
"So you're Platt's girl?" He laughed. She smiled and nodded while blushing strawberry red. I liked strawberries, they were my favorite fruit. Just like Bella was my favorite…girlfriend! That sounded lame.
"Don't you know that's incest Eddie?" I heard a teasing voice asked. I paled. What the fuck was he doing here?
"It's not incest if you're not related. So get your facts straight Tom" Jacob defended. Thanks Jake. I saw the girls reassure Bella that Tom was an idiot and comfort her and that girly shit.
"Oh shut up. At least I didn't get my girlfriend knocked up in sophomore year" Tom shot back. I saw Leah look down as she cuddled up to little Kayla. I was livid. No one talks down to my goddaughter and best friends. No one.
"Tom what the hell are you doing here? Stay the fuck out of Jake and Leah's business, it doesn't involve you and I can say they are the best damned parents I've ever seen to that little girl and you can stay out of it. This is family, friends' event. No one likes you. At least I didn't cheat on my girlfriend." I spat. He grinned. He has no right to smile! I just dissed him!
"Oh Ed, you know Carlisle and my Dad are co-workers. If was only right for Carlisle to invite my family here. Anyway, the bitch had it coming. The little virgin, oh hey Bella" He smiled at Bella. Bella looked to the floor and snuggled deeper into my chest. I held her close and glared at Tom.
"There are no words to explain how much I hate you! Damn you. You little freaking parasite! You're a stupid excuse for a person. No love in that heart. How you got Bella is beyond me. Now, you need to get the hell away. I hate you. I want to punch you so badly. I want to beat the shit out of you. Get out of my sight" I hissed. Tom looked stunned.
"Stay away from us Tom, this doesn't involve you douche bag" Lillian spat. Tom glared.
"But it does involve me" Bella interrupted. Oh god, "Tom stay away from my family, and my friends. You are not welcome here, and we don't want you here. You cheated on me with fucking Lauren Mallory, and what makes you think you're the relationship expert, or you can even comment on any when you ruined ours. Now go to the other side of the tent, or I will get my brothers and my step-brothers who want to beat your ass. I have no problem letting Edward beat you to a pulp. I no longer give a shit about what happens to you. You have till the count of three to get out of sight. One…two…" Bella continued. My eyes widened. Holy shit, my girl can put up a fight. That was a major turn on.
"Fine, but I have my ways of ruining your relationship. I'll tell Carlisle today that you two are together, and I'm pretty sure he won't appreciate that. You have until the end to tell him. If you won't I will. Oh, and I'll tell him about the incest in the family. Victoria, James, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, and I think Carter and Cassidey. Have fun" He grinned. The little douche bag!
"Why you little motherfucker!" I yelled. People around were staring and my brothers came over to help Jack and me stay back so we wouldn't tackle him. Let me go! I want to rebreak his nose! I was struggling out of the guys' grip and trying to get to Tom who was being held back by the Cullens.
"Let me go! Let me at him! Damn you, damn you to hell!" I shouted at him. Bella was in tears at the girls pulled her away and I my brothers being that human wall in between tom and me.
"Edward, stop it right now! What the hell are you thinking?" Mom yelled at me and I saw that Carlisle came over. He was fuming.
"Thomas Serf and Edward Platt! Stop it right now! Get over your petty games, and I am very disappointed in you both! Now stop it right now, and go to opposite sides of the tent. Now" He shouted.
"Carlisle is right. Tom over to the right side of the tent. I want a few words with you" Mr. Serf said lethally and Tom stopped fighting and stomped to the other side of the tent. Mrs. Serf looked to us and gave a sorry look.
"Edward, Carlisle I'm so sorry for Tom's behavior. Trust me, this won't happen again. This will be the last time. Again Carlisle, I'm so sorry" She apologized to Carly.
"It's ok Rachel, I accept your apology. Go and enjoy yourself, I'll talk with you and Ross later." He said softly. Rachel nodded and walked over to meet Mr. Serf and Tom.
"Now, Edward go to the other side of the tent, and have a great time. After our wedding, and Carlisle and mines honeymoon, oh there will be hell to pay" Mom said slowly. The guys let me go and I went to the other side of the tent.
Ok, I know I say this a lot, but; FML!
Ooohh…..suspense. Haha, ily guys!