Edward POV (Platt)

I was bouncing in my seat. Please let the speeches me next!

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"Now they will say their speeches" DJ said. Yes! I grinned and looked to Carly. Here goes nothing. I went to the middle of the stage to start my speech. Yeah, the one I sort of forgot to write.

"Now ladies and gents, I'm taking this awesome time to say a few words of a witty, smart, charming, sexy man. Now I'm not talking about me" I joked. Everyone started chuckling at me and I continued. f

"You guys having fun tonight?" I asked into the mic. The guest clapped and cheered and I took that as a yes, "Now I'm taking this time to have a little word about this witty, charming, handsome man right here. Ok, so I'm done talking about myself, let's move onto the groom." I said swiftly and the crowd laughed. I saw Mom shaking her head and she stared at me. She was giggling still but I knew she was enjoying this. Well, thank god.

"Well everyone cloud has a silver lining, and that is me ladies and gents. For those people on Carly's side who don't know me, I'm Edward Platt Evenson, otherwise known as, Esme's son. Now Carlisle, Carly, love bug" I teased him, "I first met Carlisle when my side of the family went to go meet Carly's at the clubhouse in I think Port Angeles, I don't know but whatever. When I first saw him I was like 'Who the hell is this goober?'." I asked flabbergasted. The guest laughed again and I saw Carly laughing too. I just love the flabbergasted! "I'll admit I was about to shit a brick when Mom told me, but once I got there I saw he was a pretty chill dude. I mean, his kids were cool, I already knew a few of them from school so it was easy to get along, and have fun with them. Now, I think I really got to know him when my darling mother had me be his Best Man. Now I got to know Carlisle, and I see he was a funny guy, he was just super strict. Now his family is the complete opposite of mine, and I think that's sort of good because you keep us out of trouble which I know Mom is probably thankful for, but seriously, you gotta have fun and be crazy once in a while." I grinned. Then the Blondie I named Rover barked at me.

"Not when you're mental every day!" He called. I made a face at him and he made one back. Stupid Jasper, AKA Rover.

"As I was saying before the blonde porn star interrupted me" I said and the guests laughed. I saw Mom's mortified look and Jasper's pissed off face. Carly just laughed though, "It's good to have fun and crazy in your life, and good to have control and be serious once in a while. So, you have us the yang, and the Cullen's, the yin. Or is the other way around. I don't know, but anyway, here's to my amazing beautiful mommy and Carly; the blonde idiot who's marrying my mother. Oh I love you guys" I gushed and raised my drink.

"To Carly, Esme, and the blonde bombshell" I grinned. They laughed and toasted and I saw Jasper's pissed off look. I winked at him. His eyes widened and I laughed. Dude, I was kidding.

Bella got up and went to go do her speech. Good luck babe.

"Ok to my side of the family, please know that my darling step-brother was joking about Jasper and don't take it seriously. Anyway, hi everyone I'm Bella Cullen, I'm Carlisle's eldest daughter, and I met Esme the very first time when we went to this clubhouse down in Port Angeles. The first thing I thought was, 'What was my father thinking?' I was really taken aback. You see, Carlisle and Laine raised us to be modest, polite, and nice young adults. We dressed appropriately and also this thing called, 'sagging'" Bella said and put her fingers in air quotes. Her ass looked really nice right now, "was never allowed. We were to dress our best, and appearances and first impressions were very important. So when we saw the boys' boxers hanging out and the girls' cleavage from their multi-colored tank tops really shocked us. Plus all the makeup and the all out shoes.

"I thought they were out of control, and insane. I remember when Alice and Caitlin were in the bathroom fixing their high heeled shoes and I remember thinking, 'Esme lets them wear those deathtraps?'" She asked. We all laughed and I saw Alice glare. Ooh, someone's in trouble.

"Yet here I am, wearing a pair of them and I haven't tripped yet, but I don't want to jinx myself. But then I realized: that's who they are. Shoes, makeup, shorts, and hairspray describes those girls. Esme, you're family keeps the fun in my family. You taught us how to have fun, and keep light in our everyday lives. I'm ecstatic my Dad married you and I'm so happy for you guys, and I wish you luck" She smiled and raised her glass. I raised mine too and grinned goofily.

"Yet, another toast. To Carlisle and Esme" She smiled. We all repeated and I chugged mine down. This was good stuff. Not strong enough, but good stuff.

"That was a good speech, love" I smiled at Bella. She giggled and slapped me.

"It took me forever to write; I even wrote in class. How long did yours take?" She asked. It didn't.

"I went improv" I grinned. Her eyes widened.

"Oh my god, Edward! As much as I wish you planned it, it was pretty, um, kickass" She blushed. I laughed. After all this time, she still wasn't used to cussing.

"Thank you babe" I smiled. She giggled and smiled as we sat and had cocktails and chilled out. This wedding shit was frustrating!

"Ok, it's the father daughter dance and mother son dance. Since the new Mrs. Cullen's parents, are deceased" The DJ said and we were all silent in respect for a moment for Grandma Joelle and Grandpa Jimmy. "and Mr. Cullen's parents were not able to make it today, since there was a storm in London and all flights were delayed, we'll have them dance with one of their own sons or daughters. Can I have Emmett Cullen, and Rosalie Hale up to the stage please?" He asked. I gave the dance to Emmett. He deserved it. I mean, I was everything else and my older brother deserves it.

Emmett and Mom started to slow dance, and then they broke apart. I rolled my eyes. Is every dance going to be non-traditional? I think yes!

Crank Dat by Soulja Boy played and I whistled. Mom and Emmett did the Soulja Boy dance perfectly and I laughed when Mom stuck her tongue out. It was pretty funny. I saw Carlisle and Rosalie laughing at them and they did it the second time and they finished.

"Go Emmett! Kick ass!" I yelled. He bowed and Rose and Carlisle went up next.

Daughter by Loudon Wainwright played and they started out with a slow dance. It was sweet, and I held Bella by her waist we watched. I knew how much Bella wanted to dance with Charlie as she stared at him across the room. I had to do something.

"Hey I'll be right back" I whispered. She nodded and I left. I went to the DJ and I could see he was a nice guy.

"Hey man, can you call Charlie Swan to dance with my girl after Carlisle and Rosalie's dance. I know they get two songs. Let Bella and Charlie dance the last one" I asked. He smiled and nodded.

"Charlie Swan next dance, gotcha. What dong do you want me to play?" He asked. I pursed my lips and shrugged

"I don't know, you pick" I said and walked off. I saw Bella's raised eyebrow and I waved it off.

"It was nothing, I was just asking what the song was called" I told her. She nodded and settled back into me. I saw Sue and Charlie talking quietly at their table with Seth. I felt bad that Charlie was Uncle Charlie, but he had his reasons.

We watched Rose and Carly as they danced. They were talking quietly as Crank Dat played again. I rolled my eyes. Copy cats. They wore sunglasses and did the dance twice then Daughter played again and it went back to slow. I laughed. Ok, it was like a bi-polar moment. The last few notesplayed and it finished. Everyone clapped and Rosalie smiled and cling to Carly.

"Ok, Rose, Carlisle stay up here on the dance floor. Can I have Charlie Swan and Bella come up here please?" The DJ asked I smiled and mouthed, 'Thanks'. He shrugged and I saw Bella look at me then I urged her to go up.

"C'mon love go up there" I smiled. She gaped as she walked onto the dance floor and Charlie came up and stared at Bella.

"This was a request by a guest. Bella, Charlie, you may have your father daughter dance. Carlisle, Rose, Esme, and Emmett go ahead and have another dance y'all. In fact all fathers and daughters up there!" The DJ smiled. I saw Charlie and Bella beam as they got in position and Through The Years by Kenny Rogers played. I smiled once I saw the two fathers and daughter danced. I knew it made Bella's day to have a dance with her Dad. I watched as all the fathers and daughters went up there and I stared at Jake held Kayla to him as he leaned back and he held her from under her ass and her tiny arms around his neck. I saw Leah crying and taking pictures as she waved to me and took more pictures. I thought the hormones wore off a long time ago. I saw Sue next to her staring at me as she got up and walked over. Oh great.

"Thank you Edward. Even if you won't admit it, I know it was you. I want to thank you, for the request for Charlie and Bella. It means the world to them" Sue whispered as she crouched down next to me. I shrugged.

"It was the least I can do. They were staring at each other the whole time Carly and Rose were dancing"

"It was very thoughtful." She finally said and went back to her table. I saw my Mom stare at me and she just smiled.

Yeah, ok I can have my moments of sweetness, but don't expect it to happen often.

They finished their dance and I saw Charlie and Bella walk off together and they just talked at a table. I didn't mind that she ditched me for Chief; I was happy for her.

"Yo Ed, let's dance!" Tyler cried out and held out his arms for a slow dance. I raised a brow.

"I don't know which side you roll on, but I roll on the right, not the left" I told him He rolled his eyes and the music started again.

We danced the night away and I felt pimpin' with Jen and Lillian on each arm.

I love weddings(: I truthfully think Edward's POV is funnier and more entertaining than Bella's, but you will see hers.

XOXO, Lizzy