i own nothing.
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Watari walked up to L.
"I baked you a pie!"
The wide-eyed detective got excited.
"Oh boy, what flavor?"
Watari narrowed his eyes.
"PIE FLAVOR!"
Then suddenly, a little pie burst out of the big pie!
asdfmovie 2 _
L, Matsuda, and Misa-Misa were all talking about things they liked. L went first.
"I like singing!"
Then Matsuda's turn.
"I like dancing!"
Misa's turn now.
"I like trains!"
Then, out of nowhere, a train hits Misa.
Near decided to prank Mello like how he pranked Near.
"Hey, it says 'gullible' on the ceiling."
Mello looked up.
"Oh so it does- aw you stole my lungs!"
Kira had run into his foe, the potato, once again.
"DIE POTATO!"
The potato quickly pulled out a gun.
"Not today!"
"Haha!" shouted a crazy L Lawliet. "They said I could never teach a llama to drive!"
The llama quickly cried out in terror.
"NOOOOOOOO, LLAMA, NOOOOOOO!"
The llama drove off the cliff.
Light confronted his dad.
"Father, I think I may be a homosexual!"
"How can you tell?"
Light opened his mouth and barfed a rainbow.
A drunk Sochiro Yagami walked up to a sober L.
"WHAT ARE YOU, A MAN OR A MOUSE?"
L then turned into a donkey.
Light's mom walked out of the kitchen holding a plate of chocolate cookies.
"Hey kids, I've got cookies!"
All of the kids began shouting and L, who was there at the time, was shrieking, "COOKIES, COOKIES, COOKIES!OH MY GOD, THEY'RE COOKIES!"
Misa spoke up.
"I like trains!"
Then Misa got train'd. Again.
NEAR, THE MOONSHEEP
"How did I get up here?"
a/n: I bet Mello knows how Near got up there. Hehe.
Light decided to read a book. Then he started laughing to himself.
"Hahaha. I can't read!"
L: MATSUDA FIGHT!
light: NO, WAIT I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!
L: *throws Matsuda*
light: Awwwwwwwww!
Scene cuts to a tombstone that reads 'R.I.P Light Yagami'.
a/n: that's another way Matsuda could have killed Light.
"What are you doing, Misa?" asked Light.
"I like trains!"
"Yes, yes you do."
mello: Hey, you know whos gay? You-
*then Mello and Near both get train'd*
Light picks up a bagel.
"I can't wait to eat this bagel!"
"Yes you can." says L.
"Yeah, you're probably right."
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