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"Hey Mello, check out my new dog!"
Mello looked down at Near's feet.
"Oh yeah thats pretty cool-awwwww there's no dog there!"
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Light looked down at the table.
"Ryuzaki, did you eat my sandwich?"
"I am your sandwich."
Then, L climbed into Light's mouth.
a/n: L always sorta looked like a sandwich to me...
"Here, hold this."
L handed Matsuda a bomb and walked away.
Just before the fuse went completely down, L came back.
"Thanks."
Matsuda was about to enjoy a yummy bowl of salad when L smacked it out of his hand and began punching it.
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" Matsu-chan screamed. "STOP IT! I DON'T WANT THIS!
Mello and Matt were just talking when suddenly Near walked up in front of them and said,
"SCREW GRAVITY!"
And he floated up to the ceiling.
"Good-bye, world."
"OK Light, I'll see you around. Where ya going-" The world was cut off as the sound of a gunshot could be heard.
"Aw oh no oh no I didn't think it was gonna go down like that at all!"
L gasped.
"There's something on your face!" he said to Light.
He swiftly kicked Light in the face.
"IT WAS PAIN!"
"NO WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" continued Matsuda.
L was still punching the salad.
"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"
"STTTTOOOOOPPPP!"
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Sochiro Yagami and his son were watching a cactus.
"Now son," Sochiro started, "don't touch that cactus."
Light got magneticly pulled to the cactus.
Sochiro narrowed his eyes and said,
"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!"
Light and Misa just had a baby. Light looked at the baby.
"Misa why is the baby on fire?"
"BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
L had run into Urinal Man. He started to unzip his fly.
"Don't even think about it."
L was still punching Matsuda's salad.
But Matsuda had began punching back and L had lost a few teeth.
"Hey guys, check out my new camera!" shouted Near.
Then he shot Mello in the head.
"Oh wait this isn't a camera!"
Kira had cornered potato again.
"DIE POTATO!"
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Then Misa walked up.
"I LIKE TRAINS!" she said.
"NO NO WAIT-"
Kira then got train'd.
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