Hi. I was just wondering what would happen if the Lightman group all got online dating profiles. Comedy insues.

I got this idea from Moviemaniac112, her story, Online Dating is an Inception version to this. It's really good - go read it! Nao!

Enjoy.


Name: Cal Lightman

Pen name: LieDetector909

Relationship Status: Divorced / Widowed.

Gender: Male.

Age: 39.

Occupation: Deception artist, manager of the Lightman Group, working for the government.

Physical Description: I am British, but of Irish descent. If you truly want to know what I look like, please see my profile picture. It is an accurate portrayal of my figure.

About me: I can tell when you're lying. I don't know why, but I usually have a good idea. Stay away from my daughter.

What I look for: ...Lies? I don't understand this point. I'm skipping.

-Additional Information-

Favorite Book(s): That is none of your concern.

Favorite Movie(s): Most of the things I watch on media are too confidential for me to reveal, sorry.

Favorite TV Show(s): Doctor Who, pretty damn epic British TV.

Favorite Color: Red. The color of aggression.


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