Chapter 2 is here! Enjoy!
Chapter 2: A Rude Awakening
"I remember it as if it was about two hours ago," Wonderbump said.
"Dude," Flippy said, "It WAS about two hours ago."
"Just tell us why we're here," Genetoon said.
"Okay, Okay! Geez, you guys are pushy," Wonderbump remarked.
They were in a secret room deep beneath Toon Hall. They needed the place, for Wonderbump had top secret information that if in the wrong hands, could cause a mass panic.
"Okay," Wonderbump began, "It all started as I was walking home after finishing Thanksgiving grocery shopping. I was at the foot of my mansion when I noticed all was quiet. It was NEVER quiet in Doodley Hills, so I knew something was up."
"Which was?" Genetoon asked.
"Dude, I'm getting to it," Wonderbump said, "I looked around the neighborhood and saw that all of the other mansions were in ruins. Oh crud! I thought. I burst through the door and saw Bubbles tied to a stake with duct tape on her mouth. 'Mmphf! Mmphf!' She said."
"What did Bubbles say?" Flippy asked.
"How should I know? Her mouth was DUCT TAPED!" Wonderbump yelled, "Now stop asking stupid questions!"
Flippy and Genetoon knew he was serious, so they shut up.
"ANYWAY," Wonderbump continued, "As soon as I saw this, two Turkeys flew down to ground level. 'Hello, friend.' One of them said, 'Friend?' I asked, confused, 'I don't even know you!'"
"But-"
"GENETOON, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STUPID QUESTIONS?" Wonderbump yelled.
He made a whiteboard and marker appear.
"Genetoon," Wonderbump began, "You are going to write I WILL NOT INTERRUPT THE TOTALLY AWESOME TOON WONDERBUMP AND/OR ASK STUPID QUESTIONS one trillion times."
"Crud," Genetoon muttered as he got to work.
"Ok, that's done with," Wonderbump continued, "so, as I was saying, the Turkey told me that the Turkeys had fled Earth and their leader, Turking, wanted to destroy Toonkind because we celebrate Thanksgiving, too. I thought I was doomed as the Turkeys prepared to attack me, but then I remembered something. I saw a backpack and got an oatmeal raisin cookie out. The Turkey gasped. 'NOT AN OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE!' He gasped."
Flippy snickered, but Wonderbump shot a glare at him, so he stayed quiet.
"I threw the oatmeal raisin cookie at him, and he started choking. In a matter of seconds, he passed out. I cheered, but the other Turkey freaked out, so he grabbed Bubbles and jumped out the window. I gave chase, but he got in a Turkey space jet and flew away with Bubbles. I knew this was bad, so I came to this secret room I made and called you two and Swordfeather."
There was silence.
"Okay, people," Wonderbump said, "If you want to ask stupid questions now, go ahead."
"Okay," Flippy began, "Why did you call us?"
"I know this is crazy," Wonderbump stated, "but Turkeykind wants to kill us all. Their fleet of battleships and Mother Bird has arrived above Toontown Central, and they are destroying Toontown neighborhood by neighborhood. If this keeps up, there will be no survivors, so we have to stop them."
"Why did you call all of our questions stupid?" Genetoon asked while writing, "It doesn't make any sense."
"I'm Wonderbump," Wonderbump remarked, "I don't need to make sense. Where is Swordfeather, anyway?"
"THAT is a stupid question," Genetoon said, smirking, "but honestly, I don't know either, and I'm his own brother!"
"Ok," Wonderbump said, "Let's go, Flippy."
"What about me?" Genetoon whined.
"You're not going anywhere until you've finished writing the sentence I gave you one trillion times."
"Dang it!"
Meanwhile...
Swordfeather was alone in the Abyss. He was being attacked by a Turkey, and he was trying to fight him off.
"Ha ha ha," The Turkey laughed, "Your primitive species cannot defeat us. We are Turkeys, much more intelligent than the likes of Toons."
The Turkey pricked Swordfeather, knocking him to the ground. He got on top of Swordfeather.
"You'll never beat me!" Swordfeather yelled.
"Oh, I'm afraid I already have. Mwa ha ha," The Turkey said.
Swordfeather felt a strange tingling sensation. He looked to where he had been pricked. There was a small blue dot where he was pricked. The Turkey got off of Swordfeather as he writhed in pain.
"ACK!" Swordfeather cried, "What did you do to me!"
"It's quite simple, really," The Turkey said, "Turkey DNA has a complex macromolecule that is a very powerful toxin to Toons. Just one prick and your DNA will morph with ours, and you'll become a Toonkey, a savage half-Toon half-Turkey minion that will forever serve Turkeykind."
"No!" Swordfeather cried in agony, undergoing his horrifying transformation, "No!... No!... BEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!"