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I feel so ridiculous right now. I need to make Izaya Orihara disappear, and make Kanra Nakamura a regular being. I know that Shizuo knows where I live, but if I can convince him I moved away before I really do…that would be best I think. Then I can watch him while the piece I've stolen from him grows. That being said, I'm wearing a skirt, heels, long socks and a top many girls would consider "cute". The skirt is tantalizingly short of course, I have to show off my sexy legs.

I wear a coat similar to my own but it's much longer and I have a wig on. It makes my hair appear like it reaches mid back and the fur on my jacket is pink instead of tan. I look like the female version of…well…me I suppose, but I'm hot. After all, guys keep whistling at me as I troll Ikebukuro, looking for my favourite resident. I don't dare say anything to him when I see him, but I flick my hood up and skip a little.

"IZAAAYAAAA-KUUUUUN!" I smile then change my facial features to neutral, ignoring him completely. I squeak, high pitched when he grabs me and spins me, then I watch his face go from enraged, to shocked, to full of regret.

"S-sorry, thought you were someone else…" He mumbles apologetically and I smile as sweetly as I can. I even wore make-up.
"Oh, that's okay~! Maybe you could make it up to me~?" I ask flirtatiously, keeping my voice high and feminine.

"Wh-what?"
"Hmm? Do you have a girlfriend or something~?" I ask and he actually blushes.
"N-no…"
"Yay~!" I grab his arm happily, "I know who you are of course, you're the strongest man in Ikebukuro~" It wasn't like he was an unknown or something. Everybody knew who Shizuo Heiwajima was and he nodded.

"A-and you?"
"Kanra. I'm Kanra Nakamura, and I think you're gorgeous~" I gush, making sure to sound feminine still. I even have really good fake boobs that Shinra helped me with.
"Wha-oh..um…thanks?" How cute he is~
"Hmm? You don't get many compliments do you?"
"N-not really," I wonder if they're too scared? He's the best example of an Alpha Male I have ever seen after all…women should be flocking to him all the time, but since I began watching him he has had very few women or men over for that sort of thing.

"Have we…met before? You seem…really familiar for some reason…." He says then. Crap…totally busted.
"Hmm? Not officially, but I do see you around a lot. You're hard to miss though, and…well I don't usually wear stuff like this~" I try to look embarrassed. Not that it's hard to do. Fortunately he seems to fall for my explanation.

"Oh, that…must be it then." Of course I seem familiar you dolt! You've only been trying to kill me for nine years now while I fall deeper and deeper into this damnable abyss called 'love'! Even so, I'm glad he doesn't recognise me as his enemy, but rather some woman who simply looks similar. I have contacts in too, blue ones, but with my natural colour it looks like a hazy violet.
"F-fine then, how do I make it up to you?" He asks and I smirk, but manage to change it into a smile.
"I would say buy me a drink, but I'm pregnant~" I confess happily and he blinks in shock.

"Y-you sure you should be clinging like this to me? Your boyfriend will get pissed off won't he?"
"Hmm…nope, don't have one~!" He frowns a little. Clearly sluts aren't his type so I pout a little.
"The father was…no good. He was a bad person, but I love my baby," I lie. The father was the love of my fucking life, and I only wanted one little piece to remember him by when I finally raised the white flag and fled him. His eyes widen a little at that and he scowls.

"Men shouldn't hurt women," He growls and I smile a little.
"How about dinner~?"
"Huh? Uh…s-sure?" He's so cute when he blushes like that. I smile then and kiss his cheek.
"555-1234" I whisper in his ear before bouncing off.

Namie walks in just as I finish pulling my regular clothing on and I turn to look at her.
"Namie-chan~! I was just thinking about you~" I say and she frowns, shooting a glare at me.
"It better be good Orihara-san,"
"Hmmnn, I'm moving. You're out a job, sooorry~!" I'm not. She's such a tight ass, and she can be sooo scary~. She frowns then shrugs.

"Give me my last pay check, then I'll never have to see you again," She grumbles and I pass her the cash she's owed. She turns and walks out just as fast as she came in. I smile down at the city streets from my office window and head out after her. I turn the other way though, heading to find my monster. Time to let him win at last.

It takes no time at all to find him, I just follow the sounds of a fight in progress. Some guy who refuses to pay his debts no doubt, and I see Tom looking apathetic as usual while Shizuo lifts a car. Time to save some guys sorry ass it seems.

"Shi~zu~chan~" I call happily and I see him flinch.
"FLEA!" The man is forgotten and I jump aside as the car goes flying passed. I smirk at him playfully.
"Catch me if you can, Shizu-chan~" I head for the park. I know it'll be empty right now and sure enough there isn't a soul in sight. I hide and he runs in here after me, his head turning as he pauses to try and assess the situation.

"Come on out flea…So I can squash you like the bug you are!"
"Ne~? Does Shizu-chan have a crush on me~?" I tease, revealing myself. He growls and turns, but there isn't anything he can rip up nearby.
"Don't worry Shizu-chan~! Just letting you know that you win~" I look sad because I let myself. He just looks confused.
"What do you mean?" He growls.

"You win~! I'll stay far, far away from you Shizu-chan, I'm leaving~" I say, managing to smirk. He frowns properly now.
"What the hell are you scheming now flea?"
"Ne~? So mean! I am innocent~!"
"Yeah right, about as innocent as the devil himself," He growls, his golden eyes flicking to the large tree nearby. I shrug lightly.

"What can I say? I'm bored of 'Bukuro, I'm bored of Shinjuku too so I'm off to someplace else. I liked playing with you though, it was super fun~!" I say pleasantly before turning and running for it. I leave him far behind though, and Kanra won't stay here for long either. But if he likes her…maybe I'll have a chance? Better not to try for it though. If he found out Kanra was me and he'd started to like Kanra…he would kill me. And he would kill the baby too. For one thing he'd never believe what Shinra has done for me is possible, and even if he did he would want to destroy any 'monstrosity' that came from me.

I curse as I feel my eyes getting wetter. Shinra said this would happen too, that my emotions would be out of control after a while and it has been two weeks now. I brush away the accursed tears with a small sniffle and take a deep breath. Then I gasp, my hand flying to my abdomen as pain sears through me again. It was worse than before, my vision actually swims. Shinra could have warned me about the intensity!

My knees give out and I hear a pitiful whining coming from somewhere…oh wait, that's me making that noise. Tears of pain bead and then run freely down my cheeks as I clutch my abdomen, gasping for air. I just can't seem to get any! Finally it begins to ebb, my ears stop ringing and my eyes see properly again. It takes another minute though before I can get to my feet shakily and look around to make sure no one saw me so damn weak just now. No one seems to be near and I slowly make my way back when my phone goes off. And just as I leave the alleyway too.

"Shizu-chan?" I mumble looking at the call display, then I remember. I gave him this number as Kanra and I smile and pick up with 'her' voice.
"Moshi moshi~!" I say in the high, feminine voice. People look at me odd.
"K-Kanra-san, right?" I smile happily at his voice.
"Yes~ this is she!" I ignore everybody, focusing on that voice, milky smooth and honey sweet in my ear.

"You said I should…take you out to dinner, since I um…nearly uh…hurt you so…I was wondering when you wanted to uh…do that?" I could practically hear him blushing. I smile then, and I know it must be odd for my humans to see such a genuine smile appear on me.

"Well, when are you free next?" I ask and he coughs.
"Um…tomorrow?" He manages to choke out.
"Tomorrow it is then~! I'll meet you at Russia Sushi? I love the food there~!" I ask and I can hear the relief in his voice.
"Me too! I guess I'll um…meet you there…is six okay?" He's already sounding braver. I think he's attracted to me! I mean…Kanra.
"That's perfect~" I cheer.
"Great! See you then!"
"Yep~! Bye Shizuo-san~!" I actually twirl I'm so happy and I ignore the stares of confusion from my lovable humans.

It pains me that I must leave him soon. Especially since his date with 'Kanra' went so well! He even kissed her goodnight! I mean…me. He kissed me goodnight! I giggle at me ceiling, remembering it so well. He was nervous too, timid. Nothing like when I seduced him, but I know he thinks with was one weird as shit erotic dream. He had even blushingly confessed the 'dream' to Celty who had laughed and told him –I think—not to worry about it and it probably didn't mean anything sinister. I had been spying on him of course. I can only guess what Celty had said from Shizuo's reaction to her screen, which had been the tension leaving his body and a small, gorgeous smile. He'd said she was right too and he shouldn't worry so much over stupid things.

I giggle again though, ecstatic. He asked me for a second date if I was okay with it~! I was, naturally. What woman in her right mind would say no to someone so…so…my mind runs through every word that could be applied. Admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely…the list was long and all the words failed to describe him, even combined with each other. I sigh softly and sit up when a knock comes at my door. I'm still in my Kanra costume though, and look through the peep-hole. Crap, Shiki is earlier than usual! I don't have time to change though…aw damn.

"Hello~" I use the falsely high voice, opening the door. Shiki stares at me in complete shock.
"Izaya…san?"
"Hmm~? Ah, you must be Shiki-san. Orihara-san said you would be by, but I think he was expecting you later on~" I say, stepping aside. He eyes me warily, stepping inside.
"You can drop the act," He growls and I know I'm blushing. Damn it all, why Shiki of all people?
"No fooling you, is there?" I grumble in my own voice and he rolls his eye a little.
"I'm not going to ask. What you do in your own time is up to you unless it affects me," He says, sitting and I grab the envelope.

"Ne Shiki-san~, this is just a game~" I say happily, handing him the information he requested a week ago. He hands me my money, eyeing my carefully.
"Right. Are you sure you aren't just transgendered or something?" He asks me and I actually laugh.
"Please! This is too much fun! Especially when people fall for it~! Did you need any more than that?" I ask as he starts rifling through the sheets I just handed him.

"No, this is exactly what we were looking for," He says, standing again, "I'll leave you to your…hobby," He says and starts to leave.
"Shiki-san," I call out and he pauses, looking back at me, "I'm no long taking jobs, I'm leaving Japan soon," I tell him. That makes his eyes widen and he turns.
"Oh?"
"I have my own reasons. I thought you should know though. I'm wrapping up everything before I go, but if I come back you'll be the first to know," I shrug and he nods.

"Pleasure doing business with you then," He says gruffly before he leaves without another word. I of course head to the internet to circulate a few rumours about my leaving Shinjuku, the responses of which are varied. A few believed it, many doubted it…one made me laugh though.

'Izaya Orihara is leaving? But what will Shizu-chan do without his lover?' Fujoshi were so funny! And in this case, whoever it was actually had it half-right. Her comment was getting a lot of hits too, especially when I left my reply.

'Please, they hate each other!'
'Love and hate are a fine line Nakura!'
'I have to agree with Nakura here'
'Me too'
'Oh come on! It's so obvious! I mean, Izaya is always chasing Shizuo down, then Shizuo chases him! How could it be any more obvious what they feel?' Hmm…two supporters.
'How about the fact that Shizuo is throwing VENDING MACHINES at Izaya and Izaya is trying to SLIT Shizuo's THROAT?' I sigh and let them debate it now, shutting the computer down. I wonder how long I can be Kanra for Shizuo before he suspects something. I wonder too if I can make him 'dream' about me again. Shinra will tell me not to. It is a dangerous game I intend to play for a while, but until I have his child I need him. It's that simple.

Seliphra: Just fyi, the songs USED for the tasty lemon were 'Poison' and 'You're My Temptation'...I love rock~
Izaya: You also gave Shizu-chan your own- *silenced by Seliphra's hand*
Shizuo: Huh? She game me her what?
Seliphra: Nothing~! Never you all mind~! Just review my luvvies~!