YES! i'm on my 4th chapter! yay! sheesh, it's only been 2 days into summer and i'm already bored when i'm not doing something anime related, or talking to my friends.

this is the first chapter that i say crap,

and i heard that K+ (that's this stories rating) means 'must be appropriate for ages 9 and up.' but 9 year olds say sucks and crap rite?

that's when i started so i'll just say yes. lol

hope you like this chapter!

I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!

The next day, Hikaru and Kaoru walked Fumiko to the club room. They told her not to wear her wig so there was a chance that Tamaki wouldn't realize it was really Fumiko and not a boy. They opened the door and looked to Tamaki.

"Hikaru, Kaoru, who is this hansom boy?" Tamaki asked.

"Um..." they said, looking at Fumiko nervously, they never decided a male name for her.

"I'm Jiro, I'm new at Ouran. And I heard the girls talking about your club, and I was wondering, do you think I could join?" Fumiko said.

"Well, it would be great if you joined! Sur-!" Tamaki started but was cut off.

"Sorry, but I'm not sure that would be possible at the moment, maybe later in the year." Kyouya said.

"Poop." Fumiko sighed, and leaned against a nearby table, not aware that there were plates and cups stacked on it. The table tipped backwards and fell over. Fumiko's eyes widened and she spun around, and tried to catch the plates and cups. She managed to catch 3 plates, and 2 cups. The rest smashed into the ground, breaking into pieces. "Craaappp!" She cried.

"Well, those plates and cups costed $1000. Each." Kyouya said, frowning, writing in his notebook.

"…I'm not paying it back, I'm not going to make my family lose $7000, even though we're rich, it wouldn't mean anything. But still. My parents wouldn't like to lose $7000. And why the crap were they so expensive?" Fumiko freaked.

"Like your family doesn't spend a lot of money tableware." Hikaru and Kaoru said.

"Our tableware costed $15. We don't show off that we're rich. Well, we live in a mansion…but that shouldn't count." She said.

The twins rolled their eyes.

"Kyouya, I'll just work it off. Say, if I get requested by 200 girls I'll be fine, but if I break anything else, you'll add more to the number of requests." Fumiko said, trying to explain her idea.

"Alright, sounds like a deal, but just so you know, you won't be able to get out of it. I have my family's personal police, and they could track you down and bring you back here." Kyouya said, smirking.

"…You can try but you won't me if you look for 'Jiro'…" Fumiko murmured.

"What?" Kyouya asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Nothing." Fumiko said.

She looked around, "I'll be right back." she announced. She grabbed her bag and Haruhi's hand and dragged her out of the room.

"HARUHI! JIRO! YOU BRING HER BACK RIGHT NOW!" Tamaki said, freaking out.

The door slammed and Tamaki started to whimper.

"JIRO TOOK MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER! WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO TO HER!"

"Boss, Jiro doesn't even know Haruhi's a girl." Hikaru said, looking down at Tamaki as he sat on the ground.

"What if he knew? What if…What if… Ahh! Too painful to think of! My poor daughter!" Tamaki cried.

After Fumiko grabbed Haruhi and dragged her out of the room, she took her to the nearest location. They kneeled down.

"Haruhi, I have something to tell you." Fumiko said.

"What is it, Jiro?" Haruhi looked at her.

Fumiko opened her bag and told Haruhi to close her eyes. Haruhi covered her eyes and Fumiko neatly put the wig on her head.

"Open your eyes." Fumiko whispered.

"Hmm?" Haruhi raised eyebrows.

"Haruhi, I'm not really Jiro, I'm Fumiko, I just wanted to see what being a host would be like." Fumiko explained.

"But, you looked like a boy, why?"

"Because I didn't like dressing in the girls' uniform, so I cut my hair, applied as a boy, and now people think I'm a dude." Fumiko smiled, "But you can't tell Kyouya or Tamaki or the guests! Please! I wanna see what it's like! I even broke those plates and cups on purpose! I got Hikaru and Kaoru to set them there so I could break them!" Fumiko whispered loudly.

"Don't worry, you secret's safe with me." Haruhi assured her, "Why'd you tell me though? Why didn't you choose Tamaki or Mori?"

"Because Tamaki probably couldn't keep the secret, Mori and Hunny already know, Kaoru and Hikaru know, and I really trust you. And, um, Haruhi, I know you're really a girl." Fumiko giggled quietly.

Haruhi smiled, "Alright then. Well, we should probably go back inside the club room." Haruhi said, getting up.

Fumiko looked up and stood, she turned and walked to the door, "Fumiko, you're still wearing your wig." Haruhi pointed out.

"Hmm? Oh, thanks Haruhi!" Fumiko smiled and tugged her hair and the wig came off. She put her wig back inside her bag.

"No problem."

Fumiko and Haruhi opened the doors and Tamaki ran to Haruhi.

"HARUHI! ARE YOU ALRIGHT? WHAT DID JIRO DO TO YOU?" Tamaki asked, shaking her back and forth.

"Nothing, Senpai. Jiro just wanted to tell me that he-" Haruhi looked at Fumiko, Fumiko was making weird hand motions, "-he lost his notebook, and asked me to help him look for it!" Haruhi lied quickly. She looked over at Fumiko, who face palmed.

"Really Jiro?" Tamaki asked turning to Jiro.

"U-Um, yeah, Tamaki-senpai, see? We found it!" Fumiko said, swiftly taking her black notebook that looked identical to Kyouya's out of her bag.

"Great!" Tamaki said with a warm smile.

"That's not the notebook you use in class. Is that book your diary?" Hikaru said mischievously.

"N-No! It's not! D-Don't touch it!" Fumiko stuttered, pulling her notebook close to her chest.

"Give it to us." Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison. Fumiko started to run, and the boys chased around the room.

"Leave her alone, boys." Kyouya said, "I see you're not very bright like Tamaki." Kyouya pushed his glasses up.

"Jiro, can I talk to you for a moment?" Kyouya said.

"S-Sure…" She said with her head down. She followed Kyouya to a different part of the room, where no one could hear them.

"I know you're a girl, Jiro." He said, looking her in the eyes.

"Oh, alright, I guess my covers blown." She laughed, "Is that all?"

"Yes, but I need you to know we really shouldn't have any girls in the clu-" Kyouya started to say but was cut off by Fumiko.

"Please let me work off the money though, maybe even be a host after I repay you?" Fumiko asked really quick, little stars shining in her eyes, she was full of hope.

"Maybe, but we shouldn't have girls in the host club, the guests might realize-" Fumiko cut him off again.

"But Haruhi's a girl! And you let her be a host!" Fumiko said.

"But she's a commoner, and she has a debt to pay, after breaking that vase." Kyouya stated, pushing his glasses us once more.

"Well, I have to repay you too! So let me work!" Fumiko cried.

She raised her voice a little too much, and the other hosts looked towards them.

"HeHe…" She laughed nervously and waved, they went back to what they were doing.

"Look Kyouya-senpai, I want to work, I don't my parents to lose a little money. SO. LET. ME. WORK!" she said and stormed off towards a corner.

"Kaoru!" Fumiko said loudly.

Kaoru jumped and looked to find where Fumiko went. He walked up to her while she was sitting in her corner, "What is it Fumiko?"

"Why is Kyoya such a butt?" She whined.

Kaoru chuckled, "He's not a butt, he's just…not like us, he's quieter and different."

Fumiko rolled her eyes. 'At least Kyouya didn't know I'm Fumiko.' She smirked, 'Maybe he isn't as smart as I thought.' She giggled at her thought.

"Fumiko, you're giggling, why?"

"No reason. Now, I've heard you guys like to mess with Tamaki? Let's go!" Fumiko said, and grabbed Kaoru's hand.

Kaoru looked at Fumiko, 'Fumiko's interesting. She's like Haruhi when it came to how she dresses. But she's odd, she was random at times, she was loud sometimes, she was smart, she was friendly, she understood how people felt most of the time, she was beautiful… she was amazing.' Kaoru shook his head. Did he just call Fumiko…AMAZING? Did he like her? He was amazed at how he could name some of the great traits about Fumiko. Why did he know so much about her? Why did he bother to remember those traits?

Hope you liked it!

I'm not going to post very much on weekends, only on week days sorry. i'm too busy on weekends, i'm always dragged to random places... and this weekend i go to my friends house.

R&R!