Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
WOW! Look at all the questions we got! I have a feeling that this will be a pretty long chapter. Thanks to all of you. Without your questions, this fic wouldn't exist. Now then, on to the next chapter!
"Aw, man! I only got a 100 combo. That's nowhere near Prince's!" Naruto sulked after finishing the original version of 'Do It Right'.
"Hey, look on the bright side, Naruto. You did pretty well for a first time!" Sakura encouraged.
"Thanks, Sakura-chan!" Naruto beamed, cheering up automatically.
"Hey, lovebirds! We've got some more questions to answer!" Sasuke called over towards the two.
Blushing, Naruto and Sakura went over to Kakashi, Sasuke, Orochimaru, Metal Sasuke and me, to look at the first of the newest letters.
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Yo! Eh, Orochimaru-chan! I know that you like to experiment and all, so could you confirm if you ever tried to ride one of your subordinates, like Kabuto when you're in a female body? Oh, by the way, you shouldn't claim that you desire to get Sasuke's body if you don't want everyone to think you're gay! There's way too much Yaoi because of Naruto and Sasuke's kiss in the beginning and you're only making it worse! Unless you're still jealous of Tsunade's large assets because despite of Jiraiya's perverseness he never hit on you? Well, that's all, and if you want to feel fulfilled you can always ask some favors to Metal Sasuke I'm sure he's the best when it comes to hard-on's ;)
From: Raziel Tepes
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Orochimaru's right eye began twitching angrily after he read this. And the fact that everybody else was laughing didn't help matters.
"Oh, we've got a Funny Man here," Orochimaru growled. "Well listen here, Mr. Funny man, while I admit that my choice of words regarding Sasuke-kun might give the wrong impression some times, I can assure you that I want him ONLY for the Sharingan he has. And I have NEVER experimented with a female body like THAT. And ME? Jealous of JIRAIYA's attention being on Tsunade? I'd sooner feed that foolish OAF to Manda! And even if I was like…THAT, do you really think that after the beating that Metal Sasuke gave me, I'd even go NEAR him? But I'll make you a deal. Just give me YOUR body. THEN I'LL DO ALL THAT STUFF!"
"Damn. I haven't seen Orochimaru this pissed ever since that Sound-nin took his last piece of Oto Cheesecake…" Sasuke shivered, everybody else (except for Metal Sasuke and I), doing the same thing.
"Calm down, Snake-kun. Have this piece of Cheesecake," I said, giving it to him.
"…Is it Oto flavored?" He asked, eyeing me.
"Yes, it is," I replied.
"YEEEE!" Orochimaru squealed, turning Chibi and eating his cake.
"…What the fuck?" Kakashi said, sweat dropping.
"Hey, a dude's got to have his cake," Orochimaru replied, still eating.
"…Oookayyy…" Naruto went. "Next letter!"
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Few questions! And a comment. I'll do the comment first alright? Good!doesn't really care if you say yes or not still gonna do it my way I LOVE THIS! Okay now that the comments finished I'll go onto the questions:
1. Sasuke, why don't you like Sakura?
2. Sasuke, do you realize you could have pretty much any girl?
3. Kakashi, I commend you on reading but not your choices of them. And why do you read while training your students? Are you really that good or are they really that bad?
4. Orochimaru, what's it like being evil?
5. Metal Sasuke, do you think you can show me some moves? I could use them in some of my evil plots.
6. Former PrinceofDDR, can I have Sasuke? And he can come back when he has a question? Please?
From: Starry Skyz
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"Thanks! I hope many others come to love it too! Okay, Sasuke, answer your questions!" I said.
"Hn. It's not that I don't like Sakura. It's just that I don't like her THAT way," Sasuke said. "And I know that I could have pretty much ANY girl, but let's face it. ALL of them except for maybe Sakura, like me only for my looks and name alone. I would NEVER allow a girl that SAHLLOW to help me continue the Uchiha bloodline."
"…Oh, is it my turn?" Kakashi said, looking up from his book to read his question. "Well, your loss. You don't know what you're missing. And as for the training bit, I've got to have SOMETHING to entertain me while I work. It isn't a matter of them being too bad, or me being too good."
"Kukukuku… yes, it's VERY fulfilling being an evil Villain. After all, when you are known as an evil psychopath, you don't HAVE to wait in line for what you desire. You simply TAKE IT," Orochimaru chuckled, some leftover cream on his face.
"Metal Sasuke, commence Answering Sequence! Target: this letter!" I commanded.
"Answering Sequence commencing. Sure, I'll teach you one right now," Metal Sasuke said, going through the signs for the Chidori, and clasping both hands together. Electricity coursed through both hands, and Metal Sasuke pulled them apart, revealing a Chidori for each hand.
"This is the Double Chidori Flash. It's double the power from the original one. I'll transmit the technique into your mind," Metal Sasuke said, doing so. "But be warned, you can only do it once per day, since you don't have an endless energy source like me. Ending Answering Sequence."
"And as for the last question, sure, you can have Sasuke after this chapter. But take good care of him, or you'll be receiving a visit from his Metal counterpart…" I said. "Okay, next letter!"
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Question 1:Naruto why did you still want to go after Sasuke even after he put a FREAKIN HOLE IN YOU!?
Question 2: Naruto why didn't you hit Sasuke instead of scratching his forehead protector?
To Sasuke: THE EMO MUST DIE!
From: Midnight-Wolf
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"Well, I still believe that it was the Curse Mark that Oro-teme put on Sasuke-teme that caused him to do that. And if I had hit Sasuke point-blank with the Rasaegan, then he would have DIED. He doesn't have the same healing composition that I do," Naruto replied.
Sasuke's eye twitched just like Orochimaru's did earlier. "I knew this would come sooner or later," he sighed after reading the comment sent to him. "Listen, for both of our sakes, I'll assume that you meant all Emos in general. Because if you didn't, then I would have to ask Prince to let me barrow my Metal counterpart for a little while, so I could pay you a little visit… Bah. Next letter!"
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Okay...I promise...no yaoi questions cause its apparent XD
"THANK GOD!" All the people in the room said.
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Ta Naruto: Out of the following choices in fanfiction, which story would you read? Dark-Naru, Naruto Harem, NarutoOC or NarutoXFemale Haku? (Yeah...it's not yaoi :p)
Ta Sasuke: For some reason...you annoy me slightly...yes, only slightly! If you could choose between Hinata, Sakura, Ino and Tenten...who would you choose and why?
Ta Sakura: Okay...to get things straight, I USED to hate you...now I think ya kick in Naruto Shippuuden (but I still like Naruto abridged series XD) Okay, your ?: Have you ever thought of not loving Sasuke anymore?
Sorry, but I don't got a question for Kakashi...cause it'd probably be yaoi if I could think of one...so...yeah lol
ramenlover4 (Or The most OOC Writer Around...either one)
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"YAY! It's been a while since I've heard from you, OOC. Thanks again for adding my quote from 'There's Fanfiction about us' as your favorite on your profile!" I cheered. "Okay, Naruto, your question!"
"Well, of course I'd pick Naruto Harem! Though I may not be as perverted as the Pervy-sage, I'd love to read about me being surrounded by pretty girls, especially if Sakura-chan is one of them!" Naruto said, blushing at the thought.
"Keep dreaming, Naruto!" Sakura said, bashing Naruto over the head.
"Well, at least you don't hate me like that stupid wolf does," Sasuke said. "As for whom I would choose, it'd be Sakura, simply because I know her better than the others."
"I KNEW you liked me, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura gushed, latching onto Sasuke's arm. Sasuke rolled his eyes, but did nothing to pull her off of him.
"As for my question, first of all, I'm glad that you seem to be better then all of those IDIOT bashers of mine. Thanks for seeing that I changed for the better later on. And as for the last question, I'm not obsessed with Sasuke-kun like as was at the start, but I still love him to some degree," Sakura replied, snuggling against Sasuke. "I'm in a good mood now, so bring on the next questions!"
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Amusing in a slapstick sort of way. Alright, then here goes for a question to Naruto.
Is my theory that you'll be dying soon in shippuden right? Honorable sacrifice and all that rot, either stopping your evil akatsuki self/father, or convincing Sasuke to go back to leaf.
Next, Sakura, I realize that we never see the scene because Kishimoto got rather disinterested with things like plot and coherence, but what was your reaction when you found out about Naruto carrying the Kyuubi and when did it happen.
Kakashi, now I kind of understand that you saw Obito as a pseudo rival but that makes no sense. How was he your rival if he was so drastically beneath your skill level, brother I understand but not really rival.
Sasuke, hangin' around with Orochimaru (who I still say is an awesome villain, and mourn the death of)for three years you'd probably notice whether he does indeed like little boys, or as my theory goes, he gets off on stickin' his wang in electrical outlets a la potensphilia?
And Orochimaru- So Sasuke is gay isn't he? I mean, you do kind of give off a pedo vibe with some of your lines and he seemed awfully eager to join you...
That's all my questions, hope they get answered.
From: Islagatt
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"Thanks for the complement, dude! Naruto, time to answer your question," I said.
"Well, I'm not really all that sure, to be honest with you. If I can, I hope to stay alive until I become Hokage, but if I were to die before that, than I hope it's in either one of those ways," Naruto answered.
"Well, I first found out about Naruto having Kyuubi during the Rescue Gaara Arc in Part II. After hearing that Naruto has a huge group of S-ranked ninja called the Akatsuki after him, I became worried for his safety, especially since he would die if they managed to get the fox out of him. I've been training both to help protect him, and to get Sasuke-kun back," Sakura replied.
"Well, I didn't really think of Obito as a rival either. I mostly just said that so that he'd quit pestering me. Although he did come up with the truest statement, 'Those who don't follow the rules are trash, but those who betray their comrades are lower then trash'." Kakashi replied.
"Yeah, I…noticed quite a few things odd about the snake while I was there. But as long as he taught me strong jutsu, and didn't try to rape me in my sleep, I didn't care," Sasuke replied.
"As much as I hate to disappoint you, Sasuke-kun isn't gay. All he was thinking about was Jutsu this, and Jutsu THAT. But thanks for thinking of me as an awesome villain." Orochimaru said. "And with that, on to the next questions!"
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(Hides Paper-fan) I'm not gonna use the most powerful weapon in Anime yet.
To Naruto: -points and laughs- IT SUCKS TO BE YOU! Your pretty much everyone's no matter what. Especially Sasuke, and because of that I feel sorry for you. How does it feel anyway?
To Sakura: ... -hands over a white rose- Just a way of me being a gentleman.
To Sasuke: -veins pop- I... must hold in my intend to kill you. No matter what.
To Kakashi: YOUR SCARIER THEN ORO-BAKA! T.T
To Metal Sasuke: Are you better then the rude, original Sasuke?
To Oro-baka: Your just a Michael Jackson reject. Your not even scary. Your fat... and you're pretty much killed off now in Shippuuden.
To PrinceofDDR: So you also like Negima. Please tell me you don't like Bitchisame Hasegawa.
(T.T) I wish Hinata-hime was here. -picks up red roses and cinnamon rolls-
Bye Bye! Woof!
From: Mahou Inu Alex
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"Very funny." Naruto muttered, glaring. "To answer your question, I HATE IT! GEEZ, you'd think that with the freaking KYUUBI in me, I'd be seme more often!"
"…Thank you…" Sakura blushed as she took a sniff of the rose.
"…Well, at least you have more restraint then the Midnight-Mongrel," Sasuke replied coolly.
"…How so?" Kakashi replied, sweat dropping.
"Commencing Answering Sequence. I was designed to be Sasuke's superior in every way," Metal Sasuke said.
"Care to put that to the test later?" Sasuke replied, glaring at his Metal Copy.
"Response: Bring it on, emo-boy. End Answering Sequence," Metal Sasuke replied.
"I bet you wouldn't say that to my FACE, would you dog-boy?" Orochimaru growled.
"Yep, I like Negima as well. As for Chisame, I don't hate her like you do, but I don't really care for her either. To me, she's one of those, 'Just there' characters," I replied. "And Hinata will show up later, so never fear! Onto the next questions!"
Okay I got one!
1. What's up with Itachi and Sasuke? I find that Itachi is just beating the crap out of Sasuke to be a worthy heir and clan helmsman, but steered him in the wrong direction at one point.
2. What a SasuHina?
3. I lean towards NaruSaku becuase I take long term bonding over sudden relationships what about those two.
4. Is Kakashi asexual with his book?O.O;
From: loaned
"As far as I'm concerned, that BASTARD just wants to make my life a living hell. He could've trained me to be a good heir just fine WITHOUT killing the whole clan," Sasuke seethed.
"To answer your question, SasuHina is a fic that has Sasuke and Hinata as the main paring," I said.
"As much as I would LOVE to make that a reality, Sakura-chan is too much in love with SASUKE-TEME to think of me as more then her best friend," Naruto grumbled.
"NEVER! I just think that it's VERY good reading material. Just ask Anko. She'll tell you just how 'asexual' I am," Kakashi said.
"…Thanks for putting that picture in my head, Kakashi-sensei," Sakura said, shivering. "Hopefully the final questions will get my mind off of it."
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Begin Transmission.
Okay, I have a few questions.
Question Number 1: Hey Naruto, what do you think of the stories were Kyuubi's a girl and you two end up as a couple?
Question Number 2: Hey Orochimaru, how do you get your toung to stretch out like 30# Feet, and where did you get the snake summoning contract?
Question Number 3: Hey Kakashi, why do you wear a mask, is Icha Icha Paradise a series of small stories or just one big story, and where did you get the dog summoning contract?
Question Number 4: Hey Sakura, is your hair actually pink?
And here's a few gifts, a pet black mamba snake for Orochimaru, her name is Viper, and she's really nice.
A hair growth formula for Naruto, and a pet fox, her name is Hitomi and she's really nice.
A container of pink hair dye for Sakura.
A container of silver hair dye for Kakashi.
End Transmission.
From: Sniper-experiment-5-1-0-Alpha
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"…I think this guy would get along with Metal Sasuke quite well…" I said.
"Me and Kyuubi? TOGETHER? Two words. BARF. BAG." Naruto replied, gagging.
"Well, I could tell you about the tongue, but then I'd have to moles-I mean kill you," Orochimaru said. "And as for the contract, it was of my own brilliant design. Just DON'T ask me why Manda won't obey me, it's a LONG story."
"If you see the nickname that Prince gave me at the beginning of the story, then you'll know why I keep a mask on. And the Icha Icha series has many spin-offs, including the original paradise, and the Violence remake. And I got the Dog Summoning contract from my father," Kakashi replied.
"Yes, my hair is naturally pink," replied Sakura.
A random guy poofs in, and gives Orochimaru a pet snake, Naruto some Hair-growth tonic and a pet fox, Sakura, pink hair-dye, and Kakashi, silver hair-dye.
"Thanks for the gift. I shall teach her to become EVIL!" Orochimaru cackled, tickling the snake under her chin as she wrapped around his neck hissed in pleasure.
"YAY! Hair-growth!" Naruto cheered, pouring the substance on his head, the hair growing back quickly. "And thanks for the fox! I'll take good care of her!" Naruto said, petting the vulpine on her head, which caused her to lick Naruto's cheek.
"Thanks!" Sakura and Kakashi said, pouring the hair-dye on, and getting their hair back to normal.
"WHEW! That's all for now! Thanks for all the reviews and Questions! And Sasuke, time for you to go!" I said, snapping my fingers and sending Sasuke to Skyz.
"I hope Sasuke-kun will be alright…" Sakura said.
"He will, don't worry," I replied. "Anyway, I'll add another character next chapter! Catch you next continue!"