Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
Hey, everybody! It's time for yet another chapter of my Ask fic! Once again, thank you for sending in your questions, because this fic would come to an end without them. Hope you like this chapter!
"Hn. Not bad, Doctor!" I said to Dr. Eggman, who just scored a 100 combo on the hardest song, MAX 300.
"Not bad for a portly guy like me, eh?" Eggman said, dusting off his hands.
The others were watching in awe, thinking that weight really dosen't matter in DDR, only skill does.
"In fact, I'm in such a good mood, that I'm going to sing my new rap song, The Real Eggman!" Dr. Eggman went on, pulling a mike out of nowhere.
"Yay!" I cheered, pulling out some popcorn from my own Eggmobile, which I was still floating in.
When Hinata saw the mike, a glazed look came to her eyes, but no one noticed as the Doctor began singing.
Eggman
May I have your attention, slaves! I will have your attention, slaves!
Will the Real Eggman please stand up? I repeat; Will the Real Eggman please stand up?
Voice in the Background: Ugh... I can't!
'...WTF...?' Everybody but me, Metal Sonic, and Hinata were thinking. Metal Sonic was hiding his face in shame, I liked the song, and Hinata was still eyeing the mike that Eggman was holding.
Eggman
You all act like you've never seen a round guy before, stomach all over the floor, like someone who's drank a billion of course.
I've been eating hours before the first rooster crowed, and now I'm here to rap you and bore.
I weigh so many pounds. It's true! I'm not kidding! I don't do the work, my robots do my bidding.
Sonic says, "No Way!" Sonic says... he's still alive! Arrgh!
(Whispers to Orochimaru) I probaly got a couple of screws in my bots loose, but it's nothing worse than what's going on in Rouge's bedroom.
Orochimaru: O.O
Eggman
Sometimes I want to go to the Death Egg and destroy, but I can't, cause I need those Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic smashed like this, Sonic smashed like that, and he somehow manages to stop all my gats!
And that's the reason why my plans are all crap! If I don't get those Emeralds, I'll surely be jacked!
Of course you're gonna stop me at your fast pace, but by the time you reach my base, I'll be outta that place!
And when you defeat me, please don't start to celerabate, for I'll return once again at a later date.
I'm like the Stay Punk Kid cause ya can't kill me, anything you try will just bounce right off of me!
My big tubby face goes on T.V, to announce that you won't surive in the debris!
And there's several of them, just like me, who dress like me
Sit, Command, Rule like me, Mustache like me
And a big piece of lard like me!
And just might be an evil villian, but not quite me!
I'm Eggman, yes the Real Eggman, and you other Robotnik's aren't as FAT as I am!
So won't the Real Eggman please stand up? Please Stand Up? PLEASE STAND UP!
I'm Eggman, yes the Real Eggman, and you other Robotnik's aren't as FAT as I am!
So won't the Real Eggman please stand up? Can't stand up? Can't stand up?-!
End Song
"Thank you! Thank you!" Dr. Eggman bowed.
I clapped, and yelled, and appluaded. Everybody else was sweat dropping to the 3rd degree. Well...except for Hinata, who was shaking so much that it looked like she was having a seizure. Naruto was the first to notice it.
"Hinata-chan? You okay?" Naruto said, tapping Hinata on the shoulder.
Hinata, with a crazed look in her eyes, replied, "That's IT! I can't take it anymore! The urge to sing is just...too...MUCH!"
Then, to the surprise of everyone, she ran over to Eggman, tackled him to the ground, snatched the mike from him, and went in front of everybody.
Hinata
Alright!
T-Test, test, test!
Mike: (Feedback)
Hello?
Mike: (Bigger Feedback)
Are we ready to go here?
Mike: (No Feedback)
May I have your attention please?
Everybody: What?
May I have your attention please?
Everybody: Yeah!
Will the real Sugar baby please speak up?
Silence
We're gonna have a problem here!
Y'all act like you've never heard a little white girl before
Jaws all on the floor
Acting like you can buy me in a sugar store
Naruto: Cha-ching
Cruising the halls
You must be looking for more
Cos I'm bigger than that
And I wont be stuck on the floor
Haha-haha-haha
Orochimaru: What you laughing at?
Your all talking like, oh wait, no way! You're kidding!
She didn't just sound like I think she did, did she?
Naruto: Yeah yeah yeah!
Hey-Hey-Hey, where's Sugar?
Kakashi: Where you at?
I'm right here! Sleeping in Moca's pocket!
Tee-hee
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!
I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!
Cos I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!
Naruto: Woah!
(Refering to Sakura): Look at her, walking around with her own crew,
Mad Dog and Billy and Moca too!
She's so damn short though!
Sakura: WHAT?-!
Yeah!
Naruto and Mahou Inu Alex: That's our girl yo!
And there's a million of us just like me,
Fuss like me, just don't give a fu--
OH! I would never say that!
Naruto and Mahou: Hinata!
Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me
And might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!
I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!
Cos I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!
Oh, and could the rest of you please lie down
'cos I can't see anything thanks!
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!
(Song End)
"Wow, Hinata! I had NO idea that you could sing like THAT!" Naruto said, eyes sparkling in awe.
"Great job, Hinata-chan!" I said.
Everybody else agreed, and began to applaud, leading to Hinata blushing like mad and bowing, saying, "T-thank you..."
"Humph. It was OKAY...I guess," Dr. Eggman said.
"Not bad, chibi. I'm surprised that you don't have guys all over you yet," A female voice said from behind them.
They all turned around to see none other than Anko, Orochimaru's former apprentice, behind them.
"Anko? Prince got you as well?" Kakashi questioned.
"No. I came here of my own free will. I couldn't pass up on a chance to torment people. Even more so if one of them is that BASTARD Orochimaru," Anko replied, giving Orochimaru a death-glare. Orochimaru just ignored her.
"Alright, now that that's done, let's move on to the letters!" I said, turning on the big screen where they show up.
Okay! Yay! Another Chappy! XD
HMM...I can't really think of any questions...just a sec, I'll call my lil sister (Who also likes Naruto) and see if she wants to ask anything... 'Calls sister' "sister comes in"
Ashley: (To Prince:) Is Neji gonna come into the fic soon? ...I don't have any questions...
Okay, I'll call my OTHER sister then 'annoyed look'
Faith: (To Sasuke:) Hi!
(To Naruto:) Why do you eat so much ramen?
(To Kakashi:) Why do you have another mask under your mask?
(To Sakura:) Why are you such a -beep-? me: Faithy, you can't call her a -beep-! Gawd! Faith: Okay! Geez!
(To Hinata:) How do you get such cool hair, in both Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden? ...Okay, that's all :)
Okay...sorry bout Faith callin ya a -beep-, Sakura (Me and Ash are the only ones that are okay with you...weirdly enough)
Oh, i've got a question! To Oreo!: Do find it weird, at all, that everyone's getting gifts...I do...weird...yeah...ahem XD byez everyone!
From: Karlz
"Don't worry, Ashley, Neji will show up later in the fic. When, I'm not sure, but he'll show up before Itachi, that's for sure," I replied.
"Wait, ITACHI is coming too?-!" Sasuke roared. Mikoto looked a little frightend by the idea of the Uchiha showing up any time soon.
"Don't worry, he won't lay a hand on you, or Mikoto. Metal Sasuke and I will see to that," I replied. "Anyway, look at your comment."
"...Um...Hi?" Sasuke replied. "Naruto, your turn."
"Because it's the food of the gods!" Naruto replied. "Kakashi-sensei, your turn!"
"It's because I don't want anybody to see my face THAT much," Kakashi said, reading his book. "Sakura?"
"...I'm ignoring that," Sakura said, huffing. "Hinata?"
"T-Thanks for the praise. I did the hair m-myself," Hinata replied. "Orochimaru?"
"Meh. I got Viper as a present, so I don't care," Orochimaru replied, petting said snake. "And I'm not a giggalo, and I don't listen to Insane Clown Possie. Time for the next letter."
orchi...here is all the joker cards there really good and very dark(evil grin) i just say this "we are the reasons why people are afried of clowns."
naruto: okay here's the wolf contract, and my Q? of the fanfics i've read there's somintersting bloodlines tell me which one you like the best (1)you having an Uchiha mother thus there bloodline(2)having a demon one like the jagan eye(3)having the fouth as your 'FATHER' and his move the Hiraishin--Flying Thunder God as one(4)or being a werewolf(yhea werewolvesdoes happy lycan dance)
Eggman: can you do blood test, if so here's a blood sample of a certin blond kage can you test it aginst everyone in the room namley the guys namley the kids(coughcoughcoughnarutocoughcough)
excuse me
Hinata:... i sent you some pictures of someone the should be ariving in about...now don't look at them in public
Sasuke:yhea for you your mothers back(and to the guy he made it poseable) "WHATS WRONG WITH NIGHTMARE HE'S COOL!" now back to sasuke if itach was to say i don't know fall of the grand canoyon(Fimmliry voice here'd screaming in the backround like they were falling of a cliff) who would you rebiuld your clan with?(distent splat)...ew he made a mess
orochimaru:...huh i need some tips how do you get rid of all the dead bodies that seen to just keep pilling up under your house for no apperant reason(shifty eyes back and fourth looking out for the cops)
Everyone: is there any of you who is a good teacher i need some training in the ninja arts?
From: Dragon
"Hm. Thanks for the cards," Orochimaru said, looking at them. "Naruto, go."
"Thanks for the wolf contract!" Naruto said, putting it away. "I'd choose to have an Uchiha mother. Then I could REALLY show up Sasuke with MY Sharingan! Dr. Omlet, your turn!"
"That's Dr. EGGMAN!" Eggman said, looking peeved. "Anyway, there's no need to do that anymore. The manga revealed Naruto's true parents. Song-stealer...I mean, Hinata?"
"..." Hinata said, looking at the pictures. "...Sasuke-san?"
"...I think it'll take a bit more than that to kill Itachi. That might have been a clone for all you know. Anyway...I think the best choice would be...Sakura," Sasuke replied, both him and Sakura blushing. Mikoto thought that it looked adorable. "Orochimaru, your turn again."
"Burn them. And make sure that you can conseal the smell until it goes away. And if that doesn't work, then plead insanity," Orochimaru replied.
"Ask Jiraiya. He pay be a Pervy-Sage, but he's a decent teacher. ...When the laides aren't distracting him..." Naruto grumbled. "Next letter!"
I love this Story! I think it rocks!
Prince: Your a genius!(Bows Down to awesome glory)Have some Free money! (Throws huge wad 'o cash)
Kakashi:(Drools) YOUR HOT! Wanna go on a date sometime?
Sakura: If you had to choose between Sasuke and Naruto who would you pick? Why? (Personally, I like SasuSaku best.)
Naruto:(Gives ramen) BLONDE IS BEST!
Mikoto: Was Itachi weird as a child? He seemed a little freaky in Sasuke's Flash backs.
Sasuke: Where did you get your shippuden outfit? Emos R us?
Oreo: (Throws Oreos)YOU CANNIBAL!
Hinata: How do you see without Pupils?
Thanks for answering!
From: Man, I'm like, bored and stuff
"Thanks for the praise! And the money!" I said, taking said money. "Now I can build another robot! Or something else! Kakashi, your turn!"
"Sure. Where should we meet?" Kakashi questioned. "Sakura?"
"Of course, I'd choose Sasuke-kun! I've loved him since forever, and now that his mom is back, I might have a chance!" Sakura replied. "Naruto! Go!"
"Thanks for the ramen! And yeah, Blondes RULE!" Naruto cheered, eating the ramen. "Mikoto?"
"Well, I'd have to say yes. He was always so quiet as a child. You could never tell what he was thinking. I wish that we could have though..." Mikoto said, looking sad. "...Son?"
"...I hope that was a joke. Anyway, I picked this outfit myself. Hey, it's better than Purple-Nail Polish," Sasuke replied. "Oreo?"
"...I have no idea what to think," Orochimaru said, eating one of the oreo's. "Hinata, go!"
"...I-I'm not really sure, to t-tell you the truth," Hinata replied. "N-next letter..."
Yes! Another Update! Thanks for the praise. More Questions!
Kakashi- How does the stuff I gave you measure up to Icha Icha?
Answer truthfully! Oh, and here's some more. /Looks around shifty-eyed before handing Kakashi the 'goods'/ Dont ask where I got 'em.
Sakura- interesting answer. I would have stabbed him at the base of the skull, myself. And then I would have ripped out his spine. /Half-smiles disturbingly/ Anyway, how would you try to kill a Boss summon?
Naruto- on the subject of boss summons, you must never summon the C'thuli boss. EVER! unless the world is going to end anyway for some reason or another. Have you summoned Prinny Baal yet? If not, summon him and/or Prinny Zabuza.
Sasuke- This question is highly disputed by many people, and I want to end it. Do you or do you not wear nail polish?
Kyuubi- I'd ask you why you attacked the village of Konoha, but I'm sure someone else will ask you sooner or later. So my question is, what type of kitsune are you? Myobu or Nogitsune?
Mitoko- Have you met Lamington-Sama? Is Vulcanis's penance over yet? And did you have a retinue of Prinnies? If you did, you could have Naruto summon them up for you.
Orochimaru- Who is the better antihero- Laharl or Overlord's Naruto?
Hinata- You have been asked what you feel about being kidnapped, then saved by Naruto. Just to play devils advocate, how do you feel about the thought of kidnapping Naruto himself and 'training' him to be a bondage slave? If you dont understand this, ask Kakashi about 'Bondage Fetishes', 'Dominatrix', 'Leather', and 'Whips'.
Orochimaru- What would you do if I told you I had photographic evidince of something that can only be classified as animal abuse/Hands Orochimaru a small photograph/ I have thousands of copies...
I don't even know where Eggman is from, although I'm guessing it's Sonic. I never really payed attention to that game, it seemed really childish to me.
From: Vindictus
"It's not bad, I'd say they are about equal. And thanks for the 'goods'. Here's something for your trouble..." Kakashi replied, sliping Vindictus a $100. "Sakura, your turn."
"Well...I'd just go straight for the summoner himself. Kill him, and the summon won't have a reason to stay there," Sakura replied. "Naruto?"
"Okay, I'll keep that in mind," Naruto replied. "And I'd rather not summon either of them, Baal in particular, until I'm ready. Sasuke, go!"
"Uh...no. You're confusing me with Itachi," Sasuke replied. "Kyuubi?"
I'd say I'm more of an Nogitsune myself. Kyuubi replied. Mikoto?
"Yes, I did meet Lamington-sama while I was dead. He seemed like a very honest and kind man. And Vulcanis' is still a frog," Mikoto replied. "Naruto-san, could you summon some Prinnies here, please?"
"Of course, Mikoto-san!" Naruto replied, doing so. Twenty of them appeared in the room, and noticed Mikoto at once.
"Mikoto-sama! We found you, dood!" One of them said.
"Yes. Sorry that I vanished like that, but I'm fine. Did you have any trouble while I was gone?" Mikoto asked kindly.
"No. We handled it in a very mature way like you taught us to, dood!" The leader Prinny replied, saluting Mikoto.
"Very well done," Mikoto replied, returning the salute. "I'll call you later if I need help with anything."
"We'll be waiting, Overlord Mikoto-sama!" The Lead Prinny said, before all of them vanished.
"...Overlord?" Sasuke questioned his mother.
"...It's a long story." Mikoto replied, sweat dropping. "Orochimaru?"
"I'd say that Naruto is the better one, seeing as how he ALWAYS gets in my way!" Orochimaru fumed. "Go, Hinata!"
"Um...Kakashi, what's 'Bondage...?'" Hinata asked.
Kakashi sweat dropped, then proceeded to tell Hinata what it meant, which will take a while, so we'll move on to Orochimaru.
"...Okay, look. What'll it take you to keep quiet about this? Money? Fame? Power? What's your game?" Orochimaru said, burning the picture.
"Yeah, I'm from the Sonic universe. And if you think that it's childish, then play Shadow the Hedgehog. He says 'Damn' everytime he gets hit or dies!" Dr. Eggman replied. "Next letter!"
-digs through bag- Hinata plushie... cake... Shonen Jump... Bitchisame voodoo doll... Fork?... AH HERE! -hands over Itachi voodoo doll- Here Sasuke. An Itachi voodoo doll with his hair, the wrinkles and everything.
To Naruto: -.-' Why are you so addicted to ramen. Did someone put drugs in your ramen bowl?
To Hinata: -puts out a 10 foot Naruto plushie- For you Hinata-hime. With fox ears and a fox tail.
To Metal Sasuke: Can you rust? If so be careful when it rains.
To Mikoto: Just how the hell did Sasuke get that hairstyle of his?
AH! Naruto's parents names have been revealed.
To Eggman: Did that loser Frieza or whatever the hell its name is from DBZ. -holds in vomit- Did it steal one of your floating chairs?
That's all for now.
BYE BYE WOOF! -steps on a snake- BYE HINATA-HIME! -walks off-
From: Mahou Inu Alex
"Thank you. Another item to add to my 'Death to Itachi' shrine," Sasuke said, taking the doll. "I'll try this in the next chapter. Go Naruto."
"NO. It's just that Ramen, at least to me, is THAT good," Naruto replied. "Hinata-chan?"
"T-Thank you!" Hinata said with a big smile on her face, cuddling with the Naruto plushie while stroking it's ears. "And you can h-have the scroll for t-the Kaiten attack..." Hinata added, giving the scroll to Mahou. "T-thanks again... Metal Sasuke?"
"No worries. I have rust-proof armor on," M. Sasuke replied. "Mikoto-san?"
"Well, let's just say that Sasuke got too close to a plug outlet one day... and the rest is history." Mikoto replied. "Dr. Eggman?"
"What the..." Eggman took a look at a DBZ Manga and saw that Frieza had indeed stolen one of his chairs. "Son of a BITCH! That freak will pay for this!"
"And if you think you stepped on Viper, think again, dog-boy. You just stepped on Manda's tail," Orochimaru said, smirking. "Have fun running for your life! Next letter!"
...is reading "Icha Icha Paradise" then looks up and throws book into a corner ' erm...Great story so far! um...question time?
Naruto: How was it training with Jiraiya? (bet he did alot of "Researching") oh! and before I forget.. gives ya a whole case of Beef Ramen along with a Plush fox Really Early Birthday present!
Sasuke: this isn't a question but I have to say, I didn't really like you, but now that I know that it was because of your mother, I respect you now, because If my brother ever killed my mother, I would want to kill him too.
Sakura: Is your hair really natural?
Kakashi: What's so special about Icha Icha paradise? I mean, you have that thing stuck up in your face 24/7! (I'm Labeled, Extreme Perv by my friends and I don't even read it shifty eyes so I don't know what kind of perv you would be since you read it all the time)and what age did you start reading it?
Oro-chan: how old were you when left the Akatsuki? (yes weird question again...Its 3 AM...promise the next time they will be better)
Hinata: when did you start liking Naruto and why?
Prince: I heard it was your B-day I think...mine just passed a couple days ago, but here! gives you new DDR stuff I've never played it, so I don't really know what comes with it other then dance pads but oh well...'
From: Nekimo-chan AKA Jenny
"Well, the Pervy-Sage was ALWAYS busy with gathering 'Research'. But when he wasn't, he was a good teacher. Thanks for the gifts!" Naruto said, taking them. "Sasuke, your turn!"
"Thanks. At least you understand me better," Sasuke replied. "Sakura?"
"Yeah, it is," Sakura replied. "Kakashi?"
"...You were just reading it. You tell me," Kakashi replied, a big grin under his mask. "I first read the book when I met Jiraiya-sama, which was when I was 15 years old. Orochimaru?"
"I was about...47 when I left," Orochimaru replied. "Hinata?"
"I liked N-Naruto-kun ever since that day when I saw him s-sitting alone on the swings," Hinata said. "He looked so lonely...he reminded me of myself at first. Prince?"
"Thank you!" I said, taking the DDR stuff. "Next letter!"
Begin Transmission.
(You'll understand this review better if you played Halo.)
"Alright, I'm giving the F.A.D. a bunch of firearms because it's there birthday today, August 26." "Okay, the guy Mongooses get the M19 SSM Double-Barrel Rocket Launchers, M6D Pistols, M90 Shotguns, and Plasma Pistols." "And the girl Mongooses get the MA5B Assualt Rifles, S2 AM Sniper Rifles, Plasma Rifles, and the Needlers." "Oh, Kyuubi and Mikoto, I 'd like you young ladies to meet the Fluffly Army of Doom, my loyal elite bodygurards, and Orochimaru's worst enemy."
"Okay, now on to the questions!"
Question Number 1#: Kyuubi, what do you think of the stories were you and Naruto end up as a couple? And what's the deal with attacking Kohona, did they do something to you, or are you just a big b(Beep) like just about everyone says you are? (Hides behind F.A.D. Troops.)
Question Number 2#: Hinata, please don't hold anything against me when I ask this next question, but have you ever used the Byakugan to look inside locker rooms, bathrooms, bathhouses, bedrooms, changing rooms, Naruto's pants, ect., ect...
Question Number 3#: Mikoto, are you aware that Kakashi tought a twelve year-old Sasuke his B-ranked assination Jutsu Chidori, and Orochimaru gave Sasuke a curse seal mark(look at his neck), and Sasuke then combined both these jutsu's and almost killed Naruto just to get the Mangekyou Sharingan so he could kill Itachi to avenge your death? Uh, was that to much information for you to handle?
All the sudden a postman poofs into the room. "Telegram for a Mr. Uzamaki!" (Hands Naruto a letter)
Letter: Naruto, the reason I sent you this letter by postmail is because I have a plan to get you laid. I'm going to have the F.A.D. kidnap Hinata and you come and rescue her at this address. Good Luck.
Address: Postman St., House Number: 903
P.S. Naruto, when get there, can you beat up Eddie, he's my only perverted Mongoose, and I need someone to knock some sense into him.
Orochimaru, I think I know why people think your a pedophile, and it's because everyone you seemed to think were worthy of your training were all little boys. Examples, Kabuto, Kiminaro, Zaku, Sasuke, and probably a few others we don't know about. Oh, and your also a creepy Michal Jackson look-a-like.
Oh, and here's a few gifts, Sasuke get's a new pair of boxers that say "I'm gay! I'm proud! So deal with it! on the wasteband.
Mikoto, you get brand new katana.
Kyuubi, Kakashi, and Hinata get a copy of my new book, it's about a female demon slayer who takes on a tenticle monster. (giggles pervertedly)
Wow that was Long.
From: Sniper
"Cute!" Mikoto and Kyuubi said, while Orochimaru hid in a corner of the room.
Anyway, the brat's not bad. But he wouldn't be able to handle me where it REALLY counts. Kyuubi said with a sexy smirk, which made Naruto blush and Hinata jealous. And I attacked the village because I COULD. Hinata?
"Well...yes..." Hinata said in a small voice, without Naruto hearing her. "Mikoto-san?"
Mikoto took a look at the letter...and fainted seconds later.
"MOTHER!" Sasuke shouted, trying to awaken her.
Naruto took a look at the letter he got, blushed, then smirked, putting it in a safe place. "Orochimaru?"
"I already admitted to that last chapter, so I don't care anymore," Orochimaru sighed.
A pair of Boxers fell on Sasuke's head, but he was too busy trying to wake up his mom to notice them.
A Katana showed up next to Mikoto, but she was unconcious, so she didn't notice it.
Hinata, Kyuubi, and Kakashi each got their copy of the book, and all of them (including Hinata) began to read as the next letter came up.
Sakura: Go drown yourself in a river !
Kakashi: teehee...It's...DISGUSTING!
Naruto:Whoops...Creepy...Who do you like other than that stupid Sakura? And would you date Hinata?
Sasuke: Where do you like it better? With me or them?
M.Sasuke: Can robots have crushes?
Oromicharu: Great!-wink-See ya then! Around what time?
Hinata: Are you gonna tell him in the real near future? If you aren't you should tell him now!
Kyyubi: Sorry...Hey is Gaara's a guy? If it is would you date it?
Mikoto: What are your beauty secrets?!?!? Please tll me?
M. Sonic: You suck...Go die...and throw yourself in lava!
Dr.Eggman: Why do you have such a funny name and why are you obsessed with eggs?
Former Prince of DDR: What's wrong with hitting on the reviewers/readers? AND MAKE MORE SOON!
From: Goth
Sakura's eye began twiching. "Oh, it is ON, Bitch!" She swore. "Kakashi-sensei, GO!"
"Ah well. To each his own, I guess," Kakashi replied. "Naruto?"
"Well, I like Hinata-chan as much as Sakura, and I'd gladly date her." Naruto replied, making Hinata blush.
"I think it's about equal. I don't get bashed in this ask fic NEARLY as much as in other ones, so it's a cool place," Sasuke replied, still trying to wake up Mikoto.
"No. Robots don't have feelings. Unless you count Cyborgs," M. Sasuke replied.
"Let's go at about 5:30 PM. I can't wait to meet you..." Orochimaru replied, winking back.
"...I-I'll tell him next chapter..." Hinata replied.
That's okay. And while Shukaku is a guy, he's a bit too crazy (and weak) for my tastes. Naruto would have a better chance. Kyuubi replied.
"My mother would reply, but she's out at the moment," Sasuke replied, still trying to get his mother to wake up.
Metal Sonic said nothing, and just gave Goth the Bird.
"Real Mature." Metal Sasuke said.
Metal Sonic gave the Bird to him as well.
"I'm NOT obsessed with Eggs!" Dr. Eggman said. "Have you played Sonic before? I'll answer your question if you answer mine."
"There's nothing wrong with flirting with the reviewers. I was just surprised a little, that's all," I replied. "Next letter!"
Hinata: Why didn't you answer my question? I'm guessing Prince couldn't think of anything. You rock (more) for getting perfect on Waka Laka, I love that song. Is your mother alive? Both the anime and the manga kind of make it seem like she's not. Sorry if she's not. Here, have this adorable bunny plushie.
Sasuke: Oops. Sorry, didn't mean to embarrass you in front of your mom right after she came back to life. Also, I forgot to give this bag of a dozen tomatoes. I don't have a question so here's a joke: How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'll send the answer to Prince in a PM.
Oreo: I KNEW IT! That's second time I'm right about something about you. And why do you keep calling me girly? I'm a tomboy, I don't like most girly stuff. Heck, YOU'RE probably girlier then I am!
Mikoto-san: Now that you're alive, there are three living mothers that we've seen in Naruto. The other moms are Tsume, Kiba's mom, and Yoshino, Shikamaru's mom. Could you please tell us a story about Sasuke when he was little? And if you have one that will make Hinata and Sakura go 'aaw' and Naruto tease Sasuke, feel free to tell. Also, why are you wearing an apron?
Kyuubi: Have you ever licked your own butt while in fox form to clean yourself? (I'm sorry, I saw my dog licking her butt do and I couldn't resist. I have the utmost respect for you.)
Oreo: Have you ever licked own butt to clean YOURself? God knows it's long enough. (I am not sorry and I do not have the utmost respect for you)
Eggman: Who do you think is more evil? Yourself or milk's favorite cookie?
Kakashi: Nuh-uh! The humor is the best part! Who's your favorite character, Happosai?
Prince: Your welcome ) Will we be seeing any new characters in the fic anytime soon? I'm particularily hoping for Tobi or some of the other sannin. Are Eggman and M. Sonic the only characters from other series appearing in the fic?
From: Lady Awesome
"Y-yeah, Prince couldn't r-really think of what to say..." Hinata said. "Thanks for the praise. And no, my Mom isn't alive... but I don't l-let it bother me. And t-thanks for the plushie."
"Thanks for the tomatos! And the answer is "I like Chacolate," Sasuke replied.
"I like to call you girly because I KNOW that it drives you insane," Orochimaru replied, smirking.
"See the last answer concerning Mikoto. She'll do it next chapter though," I said.
No, I have not. I am FAR above that. Kyuubi replied.
"Ha, Ha. Very funny...GIRLY," Orochimaru said.
"With all the... YOUNG servents that Orochimaru has, I'd have to say him, no matter how much I hate admitting it," Dr. Eggman grumbled.
"Says you! Happosai is my IDOL," Kakashi replied.
"Some more people will show up every other chapter. And after every four chapters, someone NOT from Naruto will show up. Hope that answers your question," I replied. "Next letter!"
Lyke omg squee this story iz so stuped. Even thoa I ain't never wrote anything gourd I could t0tally wrote something b3tt3r den this. jk! Dis is awesome. Now four my queztions.
Dr.Eggman and Metal Sonic-Wtg? since when have you two ben on Naruto? I thought you were in that one game... What's it called? Um, Mega Man? Yea, aren't you 2 in Mega Man? Shouldn't you be trying to kidnap Mega Man's donut, Roll?
Orochimaru-OMR you R SEW evil for taking Saucekay so you could have your way wit him! Can't you see Sas-gay belongs wit Chouji's bag of chips! Lyke duh!
Sakura: You should give up on Sasuke! It's toetilly obvious that he's going to end up Choji's bag of chips! Instead, you should move on to your tue soolmate Gaara!!1two He jus tried to kill cuz he didn't want no one knowing he likes you, doi! All boys are like taht!
Kakashi; man whyd you hav to di? That friggen jurk who killed U, Inari, is lyke an jerk. I bet he donut even like Yaoi or Yuri!
Okay, I'll stop acting like a retard now. I just wanted to see how everyone would respond to the type of review as seen above. Prince, I dearly hope you never have to deal with a real review like that. I've reviewed this before under my pen name but I'm not going to tell you who I am, try and guess if you want. I hope we'll be seeing the next chapter soon.
P.S. The S2 is supposed to be a heart! ) Just in case you couldn't tell
From: Pretty Princess King
"Oh, thank GOD it's only a fake letter. My Spellcheck had a field day with this letter!" I replied. "I just hope I never get a REAL letter like this. And I'm guessing that you're Lady Awesome, Karlz, or Islagatt. Okay, time for the final letter of this chapter!"
nice! It's cool to see an ask fic done in story format instead of more like a play. You did it wel too! I admit I skimmed some of the longer bits, but I really like this! Good job!
SO, in my ask fic (The Fic Previously Known as Ask Sakura) Gaara and Lee get together. And I also know this to be true of the series (it is true! It is!!) what do you guys think of it?
Also, Sakura, have you ever secretly crushed on Kabuto? You seemed to like him a bit before you found out he was all...evil...
Orochimaru: You sleep with all your underlings don't you? KIMIMARO DIED BECAUSE ORO GAVE HIM AIDS!
From: Lucifel
"YAY! The author of most likely the BEST Ask fic in the Naruto Fandom reviewed MY Ask fic!" I cheered. "That just PROVES that this fic is destined for greatness!"
"I guess I can speak for everyone when I say that we are happy for Lee, it TOOK long enough! And since he's not crushing on me anymore, I accept it. And Kabuto is a little...cute. Though not as cute as Sasuke-kun! If you see this before you put up your next chapter, then tell the Sakura in your ask fic that things are going well here!" Sakura said.
"WHAT? How did you find out about... I mean, it's false. Completely and utterly false," Orochimaru said, eyes shifting back and forth.
"Phew! And that's the end of this VERY long chapter. I hope you liked the songs at the start! Tell me what you think of them, and the people who sang them. They both went by the theme of "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?" And you can see both of them on Youtube! Plus, thanks to the money I got this chapter, I can either make a new robot... or Yu-gi-oh style Duel Disks for everyone! Vote on which one you want me to do! If you choose the first one, then we'll have someone else to ask questions to. And if you pick the second one, then you can read about the people having Yu-Gi-Oh style duels in every other chapter. Choose wisely!" I said.
"Catch you next Continue!"