Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
YAY! I got a couple of NEW reviewers asking questions! I love the people that keep coming back again and again, but to get new ones makes me REALLY happy! I hope you all like this new chapter!
"...And that's what happened," Sasuke was explaining to his mother, who he finally managed to awaken.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun... I had NO idea that you have gone through so much ever since I was gone..." Mikoto said, looking very sad. "I can kind of understand why you feel like you needed nothing but power to avenge me, but that's not what it's all about. Didn't you realize that by playing Itachi's game, you were doing just what he wanted you to do?"
"...I know," Sasuke said, his head down. "But...I was just so...so filled with hatred and grief...that I couldn't think straight...that I'd believe the first thing that was spoken to me... But that's still no excuse... I may have been trying to fight for what I thought was a noble cause...but I ended up casuing more destruction then preventing it. ...Can you ever forgive me...mother...?"
"You don't even have to ask that," Mikoto said, catching Sasuke in a hug. "No matter what happens, you will always be my little child. And I will always love you. Never forget that. And instead of killing Itachi, you and I shall bring him to justice...together."
"Thank you...Mom." Sasuke replied, hugging Mikoto back.
"Uh, I hate to intrude on this heart-warming moment, but we've got some more questions to answer," I said, floating by them in my custom Eggmobile, designed by Dr. Eggman himself.
"Oh, of course, Prince-san," Mikoto said.
"...Sure," Sasuke said. They both walked over to where everyone else was, seeing the first letter show up.
To Hinata-hime: -pulls out foxy bikini- I made it for you hime.
To Naruto: Do you think if the Kyuubi was incredibly tiny and weak, do you think he would be a great pet?
To Sasuke: Do you feel insulted when people tell you to sing the emo boy song?
To Prince: What kind of video games do you like? OH YEAH! If Naruto was a supernatural type of anime and manga, do you think the Uchiha brothers would be vampires?
To Sakura: In Shippuuden you seem as tough as Tsunade, can you wrestle a bear by yourself?
To Anko (if she's there): Can you train a bear?
... I'm drawing a blank for the moment. Too much J-pop. Can't focus.
BYE BYE WOOF!
From: Mahou Inu Alex
"T-Thanks again..." Hinata said, holding the Bikini. "B-but...I'm not sure w-what to do with i-it..."
"Trust me, Hinata-chan, with the letters we got this chapter, I think you'll find a use for it a lot sooner than you think..." I said, much to Hinata's confusion.
"Sure! Could you spell, 'Payback...?'" Naruto went, an evil grin on his face. "Sasuke, your turn!"
"Meh. Now that my mother is back, I'm nowhere NEAR as emo as before, so I don't care," Sasuke replied, hugging Mikoto again. "Prince, it's your turn."
"Well, I like Anime-fighting games like Dragonball Z, and nearly all Role-Playing Games. And yeah, I'd think Itachi, at least, would be one," I replied. "Sakura, go."
"Yeah, if I could handle Sasori, then a bear would be a piece of cake," Sakura replied. "Anko-san?"
"Trust me, I'd make that Bear my own personal BITCH by the time I was done with 'em," Anko replied. "All right, you maggots! Time for the next letter!"
ok yhea my last q was before the annoced so huh yhea anyways to the qs!
orchi:scince naruto is now know as the 4th son and all if he didn't have kyuubi would you had take him along with sasuke?
kakashi: did you know that the 4th's son was on your team,if you did why didn't teach him anything really?
sasuke: do you think naruto would have been a good rival if the elders didn't hate him and he actually was rised up normally?
sakura: how do you feel when naruto's heratige was annoced?
naruto: how did you feel when you found out that your own dad sealed kyuubi in you did you hate him?
Will you go looking for your mom's relitives now that you know who she was?
hinata: now that naruto's heratige was reviled do you think you dad will allow you to get with him
orchi: huh... we have a problem...(BOLD)THIS IS THE DEATH GOD ORCHIMARU I'M COMMING FOR YOU! huh yhea
you might want to run!
and if you guys don't belive me about naruto's perants heres all the wikpida info on all you guys i printed out
and my vote is for yu-gi-oh so both my dragon and alien deck can kick some ass
From: Dragon
"I already knew that Naruto was that fool Minato's child. The only reason I didn't take him with me is because of the Kyuubi within him," Orochimaru replied. "Kakashi, go."
"...I had no idea that Naruto was my sensei's son. But if I say that I would have trained him more just because of that, then it wouldn't be any different than what I did with Sasuke. Trust me, I've learned my lesson," Kakashi said. "Sasuke, your turn."
"Yeah. If those RETARTED villagers hadn't messed up with him, he would have been a very good rival sooner than later," Sasuke replied. "Sakura, it's your turn."
"...At first, I couldn't believe it. That the knucklehead that I've come to know and love as a friend was the 4th's son...it was just so unreal..." Sakura muttered. "Naruto, go!"
"At first, I did hate my father for doing what he did. But after thinking about it for a while...I can understand why he did. I don't LIKE it, but I can understand it. And now that I know my mother's name, and where she was from, I'm going to try and look for her releatives," Naruto replied. "Hinata-chan, your turn!"
"Y-yes. Now that N-Naruto-kun's true heratige is revealed, I-I think that m-my father will b-be a little more o-open to the idea..." Hinata said, her and Naruto blushing at the same time."
"...Where am I supposed to run? I'm stuck in a room for Kami's sake!" Orochimaru said. "Meh, he can't touch me anyway. Next letter!"
... That you thought it was me that wrote that letter; this makes me feel unloved. Now I'm not denying I do stupid stuff from time to time but c'mon, I have more self respect than that. Really, I swear I do.
Anyway, at least I'm proven right about something, everyone loves tentacles, some people just don't know it (pointing at the book Hinata got). I have questions for everyone so we'll do that first: World of Darkness is a primarily story-based pen and paper role playing game, there've been several character creation supplements for it since initial release, Vampire, Werewolf, Mage, Promethean (frankenstein type stuff), and just recently changeling (people kidnapped and changed by the mystical forces of Faerie a la celtic legend), which of the supplements would you use for your own character and why, everyone who's conscious, especially Anko.
Naruto, you've got two more questions, so first is the more important: do you prefer cup ramen or instant ramen (packaged stuff you make in another container) and which brand is your favorite?
Hinata, I knew you had at least a little deviance somewhere, and Anko would probably have been a better person to ask about bondage... But that's not the point. How does the Byakugan work? Do you have a chakra sense separate from your other senses, or is it an actual visual affair, and if it is indeed something that you see, doesn't that chakra-heavy smoke from transformations of clones mess with it? Lastly, what portion of your genetic material needs to be Hyuuga for the bloodline to manifest?
Orochimaru-sama, pedophile or not you're still awesome. Anyway your question isn't about you. Now that it's been confirmed by canon that the yondaime was Naruto's pappy, I thought about it again and realized that it never says what happened to mama uzumaki, you were there right? What the hell happened to Uzumaki Kushina, did she just up and abandon Naruto, did she die, c'mon, you've got spies, you've gotta know what's up.
Kakashi. Now I gave up on the canon of Naruto, because I don't like it much anymore, and I prefer fanfiction, but that's not the point, I've heard that you copied the rasengan... how? Can the Sharingan copy chakra motions in addition to handseals? If so, how come not every single Uchiha knew the rasengan?
Naruto again, so zombies have invaded konoha, and are swarming the streets, you have a choice between a flamethrower, a submachine gun, and a shotgun as well as a chainsaw, an axe, or a lawnmower, make your choice, now what do you do from there? After all, you don't know if anyone's safe...
Kyuubi, the seal that keeps you in is the death god's seal, does that make it a form of contract? If it does, does that mean that even though you were unwilling, Naruto and you have both signed it and will pass on to his stomach when you die? That's bloody harsh. Also, it's obvious you can cause Naruto's body to regenerate at insane rates, so you've got partial control over his body right? What sort of impact are you able to make on him, genetically speaking, and given the kind of power you afford him, wouldn't he be able to keep up with you 'when it counts' if you wanted him to?
From: Islagatt
"Well, I would chose Werewolf, since I like to summon Dogs," Kakashi said. "And Dogs are related to the Wolf family. ...At least, I think they are."
"Mage for me!" Sakura said. "I would be able to use healing spells on my friends."
"I would chose the same thing, so I could h-heal Naruto-kun, a-and my friends," Hinata said.
"Vampire for me," Orochimaru said. "Since I'm already pale enough to be considered as one."
"I'd be a Cahalith, because with the Sharingan, it would fit me well as 'The Seer'," Sasuke said.
"Same here," Mikoto replied. "I may not have the Sharingan, but after training with people who did have one for so long, my perception is nearly as good as one."
"I'd be a Rahu (Warrior)! And if I could, I'd evolve into a berserker!" Naruto said.
"I'd try and find a combo of both the Warrior AND Vampire, so I could be better then the Snake-teme, and still be in my element," Anko replied, glaring at Orochimaru, who ignored her.
"Metal Sasuke, Metal Sonic, and Dr. Eggman have NO idea what you're talking about, so we'll ignore then for now," I said. "Naruto, answer your first question!"
"Well, I like the Cup Ramen the best, and Chicken flavor is the best!" Naruto said. "Hinata, your turn."
"The Byakugan allows me to see in a nearly 360 degree field of vision, and is kind of a combo between X-ray and Thermographic vision, which makes it hard to distinguish objects that have the same the same temperature as other objects within the vicinity. And I'd say that the material structure of a person's eyes depends on if they have a chance to obtain the Byakugan. But don't quote me on that, because Neji-nii-san has a better grasp on the concept than I do," Hinata replied. "Orochimaru?"
"Well, I have knowledge that Kushina went on a very important S-ranked mission shortly after the Kyuubi attack, and her husband's death. But besides the fact that she never returned, I don't have much info on if she survived the mission or not," Orochimaru said. "Kakashi, go!"
"Well, according to Wikipedia, it was Minato himself that taught me the technique, though I didn't use it all that often due to it's need of high chakra to control it," Kakashi replied. "Naruto?"
"Hmmm... Well, I'd choose the Axe. Since I'm more of a close range fighter, it would suit me well. Afterwards, I'd try to find survivors, and an antidote," Naruto replied. "Kyuubi?"
Oh, it's not a contract. It was just something that happened when we were sealed, much to my distaste. Kyuubi growled. I've given Naruto a few...useful upgrades since I ended up in his body. And I know that I can give him some of my power to help him...keep up, but I'd rather find a man, or woman, who can keep up with me on their own power. Time for the next letter.
Hinata: Aw, I'm sorry. At least you don't let it get to you. AND you don't let get to your singing abilities! Great job, and I have to say I love that song. How's Hanabi as a sister? Is she annoying or do you to get along or what? Since I don't want to break the string of presents I've been giving you, have this bountiful amount of various chocolates (-pulls a lever-) it should fill the room to about your knees. Feel free to sell and share it because there's no way you'll be able to eat all of it. At least not without dying from chocolate poisoning.
Oreo: HA! It does NOT drive me insane! And you know why? Of course you don't and that's because you ate too much chinese, Steve Vipor. IT'S BECAUSE I ALREADY AM INSANE! BWAHAHAHAHA(ten minutes later) COUGHHACKING-COUGHCOUGH (ten minutes later) ugh, I laughed too much. Anyway I've been insane for over a year at LEAST. Heck, I LIVE in the state of Insanity. I occasionally visit the state of Sleep but nowhere as much as I should. And I am aware the butt licking jab was very funny but thank you anyway.
Naruto: Sorry I haven't asked you anything for awhile. How do you always manage to draw blood from your thumb when you bite it? I've tried but at best I can only get the part I bite white-ish.
Eggman: Eh, don't feel to bad about it. Oreo has more of inspriation source (coughMichaelJacksoncough). In Sonic Heroes 2 (I might have the title wrong) you and Sonic's side seem to be fighting the same robots. So whose are they? I thought they were your's at first but if they were you wouldn't be fighting them.
Kakashi: Yes says me and lots of other people who aren't perverts. I admit I'm a slight pervert but I am nowhere near as bad as you. Personally my favorite character is Ukyo. What's your favorite pairing in Ranma 1/2? And I swear to God, if you say something really perverted... I'll probably laugh.
Sakura: Has Tsunade taught you how to summon slugs? And if so, what do they really do? I mean, I know the slug boss could like crush people but other then that there doesn't seem to be a lot of uses...
Anko: Wow, you didn't get much of role in this chapter did you? Kinda reminds me of Tenten.
Prince: Yeah, that answers my question. Will anyone dead be showing up? Oreo's supposed to be dead isn't he? I haven't gotten that far in the manga but I know cause of spoilers. I think you could get some pretty good jokes out of Yu-Gi-Oh so do that. Btw, you can use the leathery, leathery whip I gave you to transport some of the chocolate else where. The LLW (leathery, leathery whip) can also be used to turn other things into to chocolate.
What makes you think I sent that fake review? The giant neon sign behind me saying "Lady Awesome sent the fake the review!" Oh who can trust giant neon signs these days. Honestly, just ask my friends and they'll tell you... On second thought don't ask my friends. I have to admit though whoever sent it has a pretty good sense of humor. And why exactly did you guess me first? Well, this review is more then long enough so I'll just be going now.
From: Lady Awesome
"T-Thank you for the praise. Hanabi was a pain a-at first, but ever since Nauto beat Neji, she's been better. A-and thank you for the Chocolate!" Hinata said, searching through it for the Milk kind.
"Humph. Whatever you say, girly. And I was being SRACASTIC before. Kami, I loathe you," Orochimaru hissed. "Naruto, go!"
"I think it might have something to do with Kyuubi. What that something is, I'm not sure..." Naruto replied. "Dr. Scrambled, your turn!"
"That's Dr. EGGMAN!" Eggman roared. "Anyway, the robots belong to my dark twin, Eggman Naga, who hails from the future. Kakashi, your turn!"
"I'd have to say... Ranma/Harem," Kakashi replied. "Now THERE'S someone who DESERVES a harem...unlike a certain blond...Sakura?"
"You forgot about the Acid Slime they have, and the fact that they can split apart into tons of little forms of themselves. But sadly, I haven't learned how to summon them yet," Sakura replied. "Anko-san, it's your turn."
"...Don't remind me," Anko said. "Prince?"
"Yeah, I'll bring people from the dead back, since I did so with Orochimaru. And I thought it might be you who sent the review because of the name of the reviewer," I replied. "Time for the next letter!"
(Walks slowly into a spotlight in the middle of a dark room, hands behind my back and chin stuck up)
Good evening.
I'm not one to mince words, therefore, my introduction will simply be that I am Thundereaper...and I am BETTER than you.
(Cracks a smile)
Or rather, that's what I would say, if I was an arrogant son of a . I suppose I'm letting my psuedo-fame get to my head. My apologies.
On with the questions.
Firstly, to Sakura. What did it feel like to be in the presence of a four-tailed Naruto? How much did you fear him when he almost chopped your arm off?
To Kyuubi. You're trapped within Naruto. He controls you. You are his slave. You are being punished for your transgressions. You should be kowtowing to him, begging him not to make you hurt.
Or maybe you want to be?
To Hinata. I have but one thing to say. You know the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu? Imagine yourself in leather and ropes, with three or five Naruto's standing above you. Each of them, of course, fully FUNCTIONAL...if you know what I mean. Don't wait any longer. Take him now, before Sakura or any of the other girls realize what they're missing.
Anko. See above. You'd be a good teacher for Hinata in that arena. Naruto could also use some teaching. By the way, because of your own hardships, do you feel any sort of kinship with Naruto?
Orochimaru. After you lost your arms, was it hard to fap? How did you manage it? Your tounge? Kage Bunshin? Kabuto? Also...I consider myself slightly more evil than you. You're just a deranged psycho who's waiting for your parents to be ressurected...I take my .22 and ping rabbits and squirrels for shits and giggles. Cute, furry, rabbits and squirrels.
Sasuke. Do you think, that if you and Naruto had just sat down at the beginning, and just hammered things out, that things would have gone differently? Like, if he had told you about Kyuubi, and how hard his life was...and if you had opened up about the massacre? If you two had just gotten over yourselves and learned, at least for a while, to actually have a good friend? Also...if Naruto actually died to save you, or for you to gain the Mangekyou, how would you feel?
Also, Sasuke...I think we would all appriciate it if you lent the Soul Caliber and Soul Edge to Naruto for a bit so he can resurrect his own parents, now that we know who they are. You had your parents growing up at least, he didn't. If you have a bone in your body that isn't cold and uncaring, you'd help him out.
Mikoto...you're a cool chick. I'm glad you're alive. I also hear Kakashi is single.
Metal Sasuke...if you could do me a favor? Burn Kakashi's Icha Icha books. It's for the greater good.
Kakashi. Where's Rin?
Now, finally...Naruto.
Firstly, if I ever deign to make a Yaoi fic (When hell freezes over), you can be sure that you're on top. Also...embrace your more feral side. Put Kyuubi in her place.
Lose the orange. Start learning more jutsu. Think before you talk. GIVE UP ON SAKURA. Hinata is right there man, among others. Your life would be so much happier.
Finally, I have a gift for you.
Hands Naruto a box
Inside that box, is a .50 Caliber Action Express Chambered Chrome Plated Seven Shot Desert Eagle Pistol, along with five clips of hollow point ammunition and diagrams on how to make more.
Put the clip in the bottom of the gun, turn the switch to off of red, and then point at something you want dead. The trigger is the curved thing on the bottom. Pull that. Whatever or whoever you want dead, will be.
You can let Sasuke use it if you want. Itachi wouldn't stand a chance. Bullets move faster than Hiraishin.
By the way, your father is the Yondaime, Namikaze Minato. Your mother is Uzumaki Kushina. Just thought you should know.
Prince? Good on you. This fic isn't half bad, hombre :).
Adieu
From: Thundereaper
"YAY! One of my favorite authours (and one of the best, to me at least) reviewed my story! This story is on it's way to greatness with each chapter!" I cheered, very happy. "Okay, Sakura, answer your question!"
"Well... to be honest, I was scared. VERY scared. ...But after I thought about it, I began to feel afraid for Naruto, since he has to deal with power like that EVERY DAY, without going insane," Sakura replied. "Kyuubi, go!"
Feh. As if I'd let some little brat control ME. Some brat who's AFARID of my power. Unless the little squirt grows a backbone, I will NEVER bow to his will. Kyuubi scoffed. Hinata?
Hinata took a good look at the letter... then her eyes began to glaze over as she let herself imagine that taking place. Then she slowly turned towards Naruto, eyes still glazed over, and a little drool coming out of the corner of her mouth.
"...Why are you looking at me like that...?" Naruto gulped.
What Hinata did shocked the hell out of everyone, even Anko.
She tackled Naruto to the ground, and passionately locked lips with him.
Everyone: O.O
"H-Hinata! W-What's gotten into you?-!" Naruto said after the lip lock was done, blushing madly.
Hinata breathed heavliy above him, face flushed with excitement, and desire. "Naruto-kun. I have a confession to make. The truth is that... I love you. I've always loved you," Hinata replied, seeing the shock on Naruto's face.
"Y-You have...?" Naruto said in shock.
"Yes, Naruto-kun. I have. Ever since I first met you. You, who was ridiculed by the entire village. You, who was known as the dead-last of the school. And you... who never let that get to him, and eventually became one of the most powerful Shinobi in the Village. At first, I wanted to be just like you, so I could deal with my own problems. But soon, my idolizem transformed into a firm love for you the more I saw you. And now..." Hinata bent down, and gave Naruto a peck on the lips. "I want to show you just how much I love you..."
"But...infront of everyone...?" Naruto said, getting the idea quickly.
"...I don't care. I WANT them to see my love for you, Naru-chan... and if it'll make you happy, Anko-san can join us if she wants..." Hinata whispered in Naruto's ear, beginning to unzip his Orange and Black Jacket.
Naruto noticed all of the others staring at the scene with wide eyes, including me. "Prince! Don't just stand there! DO SOMETHING!" Naruto pleaded.
"Sure, Naruto!" I said, snapping my fingers. And all of a sudden, a small room formed around Naruto and Hinata, complete with a bed that could easily fit many people. "Have fun, Naruto-sama!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Naruto shouted, amongst the sounds of kissing and unzipping.
"Hmmm... you're right. They could use a teacher!" Anko said with a sexy grin on her face. "And I have to admit, I can kind of relate to Naruto because of our pasts. And since chibi said it was okay, I should go fo it..."
Anko walked through the door into the room, locking it behind her. "It's lesson time!" She said with a sexy laugh.
"AHHHH-mph!!" Naruto screamed, only to get his mouth sealed by Hinata's, as they engaged in the classic game, 'Hide the Tounge'.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...What the HELL have we just witnessed?" Sakura said, shocked beyond belief.
"I have no idea. But I can tell you one thing. I'll never look at Hinata the same way again," Kakashi whisled, for once not looking at his book. "Anyway, we should just get back to the questions. Orochimaru?"
"...What?" Orochimaru shook his head, having been just as shocked as the others. "Oh...the question...right...well, anyway, I had Kabuto do all the important stuff, including that. And you aren't TRUE evil untill you've slept with over 30 young boys and girls like I have. Sasuke, your tur-"
"Ahhh! Oh, Kami! AHHHH!" Naruto's voice moaned out through the room's walls.
"Mmmm... Naruto-kun tastes good, doesn't he, Chibi-chan?" Anko's voice said.
"I'll say..." Hinata's voice said dreamily.
"...My Kami..." Orochimaru said, eyes wide. "Um...Sasuke, it's your turn..."
"R-right..." Sasuke said, blushing. "Anyway, I think that if things had gone differently, then maybe, just MAYBE...Naruto and I could have been better friends. Maybe even brothers... And now, I think that I'd feel pretty bad about myself of Naruto died on my behalf. And I would give Naruto the swords, but he's...(ahem)...a little BUSY right now..."
"Who's busy?" Naruto's voice came from behind Sasuke.
"AGGGHHH!" Sasuke shouted, jumping a few feet before whilring around to face Naruto. "But... I thought you were... 'Getting busy' with Hinata and Anko..."
"Oh, I am. I'm just a clone that Naruto made at the last minute," the Kage Bunshin said. "I'll use those swords now, if you don't mind..." Clone Naruto took the two swords from Sasuke, raising them high above the air.
"Souledge, hear my cry! I wish for you to bring both my Mother and Father back to life!" C. Naruto declared.
Like last time, bright light englufed the sword and shot out to the celling of the room, creating a seal of some sort. And out popped the 4th Hokage Minato, and a beautiful woman with long red hair, curves in all the right places, and deep blue eyes. Her name was Kushina Uzumaki.
"...Huh...?" Minato went, looking around the room. "Where are we...?"
"I...I don't know, my love..." Kushina replied, doing the same. Then she spotted Kakashi. "Ka...Kakashi-kun?"
Kakashi's eye was wide, not believing that his sensei and sensei's wife were right here before him. "M-Minato-sensei... K-Kushina-san... it's... it's really you..."
"...Kakashi?" Minato said, eyes wide. "Is that really you? Where are we...?"
"...Mom...Dad..." A voice said from behind them.
The two turned around to see a very familer face. "N...Naruto-kun...? Is...is that you...?" Kushina went, staring at C. Naruto, who looked so much like Minato that it wasn't even funny.
"S-Son...?" Minato went, eyes wide.
"Mom...Dad...YOU'RE BACK!-!-!" C. Naruto shouted, rushing towards the startled parents, and trapping them in a huge hug crying very much like Sasuke did before.
Much like with Mikoto, the second C. Naruto hugged them, they hugged him back, stroking his hair in a gentle manner. "Naruto!" Kushina said fondly, crying like C. Naruto was.
Minato was close to doing that himself. "How... how did we get brought back to..."
"I'll tell you later, Dad," C. Naruto said, pulling back and giving his parents his copyrighted fox-grin. "Right now, we have a lot of questions to answer. I'll explain that later too."
"...Okay. I believe you. But just one thing. Could you tell us where the real Naruto is?" Minato said, knowing that this Naruto was a clone.
"Damn, you've got SOME tits here, Chibi-chan. So big and so tasty..." Anko's voice moaned through the walls.
"She's right, Hinata-chan. You taste very good..." Naruto's voice sounded through the walls.
"Ahhh... yes...suck on my breasts...lick them...kiss them...please..." Hinata moaned in pleasure.
"What the... was that...NARUTO-KUN'S voice...?" Kushina said, eyes wide.
"...And...ANKO-SAN'S voice...?" Minato said, mouth opening and closing like a fish.
"...Let's just say that Naruto is...having some fun. If you know what I mean," C. Naruto said, winking at both of the stunned parents. "Anyway, it's your turn, Mikoto-san!"
"Huh? Mikoto-chan's alive as well?" Kushina said, turning to see the raven-haired beauty.
"Shina-nee-chan!" Mikoto called Kushina by her nick-name, giving her long time friend a big hug. "It's great to see you alive again!"
"It's great to BE alive again, Koto-chan," Kushina replied, returning the hug. "I believe that you have a comment to answer?"
"Of course," Mikoto replied, relasing the hug. "Thank you for the praise." She bowed. "And Kakashi-kun is single? ...Hmmm..."
"Mother...PLEASE tell me you're not even CONSIDERING dating this perv," Sasuke said, staring at his mom.
"Well, didn't he teach you most of what you know, including the Chidori?" Mikoto replied. "I don't think he would mind... and with the exception of your father, I've always had a thing for younger men..." She fixed Kakashi with a seductive leer, casuing Kakashi to nearly drop his book and blush.
"...Oh, Kami..." Sasuke said, eyes wide. "...Pervert, it's your turn..."
"Well..." Kakashi began, still startled from the look he got from Mikoto. "I'm... not really sure where she is...I'll have to go looking for her some time... M. Sasuke...?"
"I'll do it! ...Later," Metal Sasuke replied. "C. Naruto?"
"Thanks for the advice! ...And the Yaoi favor...I've been portrayed as the Uke for FAR too long now! ...And I think it's safe to say that Naruto has given up on Sakura...if those noises are anything to go by. And you're right! I SHOULD put that fox bitch in her place!" C. Naruto said.
Feh. As if you could EVE-
"Shut it, you!" C. Naruto said, cutting off Kyuubi. "I've had to deal with your CRAP for FAR too long! 'Use my power, Brat.' 'Give in to the darkness, Brat.' 'Kill everyone close to you, Brat!' Well you know what? SCREW YOU, AND SCREW YOUR POWER! And as for that little thing about me not being able to keep up with you 'when it counts', I'm not using your power right now, and Hinata and Anko sure aren't complaining! In fact..." C. Naruto gave a wicked grin here. "I bet I could handle YOU as well!"
HA! You wish, you cheeky little brat! Kyuubi snickered.
"What's the matter, Kyuubi? Afraid that a HUMAN will be too much for you?" C. Naruto said with a smirk.
...Okay, fine! I REALLY doubt that you can back that up, but you're on! Kyuubi said, teleporting into the room.
"What the...what are YOU doing here, Kyuubi?-!" Naruto's voice said.
I'm here to prove that without my power, you can't handle me where it really counts. I hope you're ready, brat... Kyuubi's voice said, followed by the sound of a Kimono being removed.
"Well you know what they say! The more the merrier!" Anko's voice said eagerly.
"Oh, and thanks for the Gun!" C. Naruto said. "Next letter, finally!"
heheh, -blushes modestly- thanks for the praise. -bows-
Prince: Do you have a regular schedule or are the updates random? Just curious...
Orochimaru: While you were in the akatsuki did you and Deidara and Itachi ever have makeover parties? AND do/did you have a crush on Jiraiya?
Naruto: If you HAD to go on a date with (make-outs included) a guy, who would it be?
I liked the song! I was surprised to see Hinata breaking out the beats, but props girl!! you rock!
Oh, and I hate to be a prude and double review, but WHY OH WHY HAVE YOU MADE KYUUBI A GIRL?!!? You compromise his sexiness!! This makes me so sad...
From: Lucifel
"You're welcome! You deserve it! And I don't really have a schedule for this yet, but I try my best to update at least once every 2 weeks," I replied. "Orochimaru, your turn!"
"Yes, we did. Itachi was so HOT with his hair in that...I mean, NO. I've NEVER done stuff like that. And I NEVER liked that sexy fool Jiraiya," Orochimaru replied. "C. Naruto, Go!"
"If I HAD to, it would be Sasuke, since I know him well," C. Naruto replied.
"And sorry for turning Kyuubi into a girl, but I wanted him to stand out from other Ask fics," I replied, bowing. "Hinata can't talk right now, seeing as how she's...getting busy right now. Next letter."
I have some questions for the crew.
Sasuke: Have you ever noticed that the two most popular pairings with you in them is Sasunaru and Sasusaku?
Sakura: There are fanfics with you paired up with Ino, what do you think of that?
Orochimaru: I like you paired with Jiraiya. Otherwise, you scare me!
Kakashi: Is icha-icha paradise good?
Hinata: If you couldn't have naruto, who would you like. I'm sorry Hinata, but I kinda like you with Sakura.
Naruto: Is your chasing of Sasuke to bring him back a friendship thing, or is there a deeper meaning?
I am a yaoi-yuri crazed fangirl, but I'm willing to accept other pairs.
From: Shadow
"I can understand Sakura, but NARUTO?-!" Sasuke said. "...It's because of that little kiss we had in the classroom, isn't it? ...Sakura, your turn..."
"EWWW!-!-! I will NEVER be paired with that PIG!" Sakura said, making a face. "Oreo, your turn!"
"...Why do people seem to like me paired with that pervert?" Orochimaru said, sweat dropping. "Kakashi, go!"
"Yes, it's the BEST," Kakashi replied. "Hinata?"
"Oh my KAMI! AHHHHH! I d-didn't know t-that you could use s-snakes like t-THAT!" Hinata moaned through the wall.
"Oh, you've seen NOTHING yet, Chibi-chan..." Anko purred through the wall.
"...Well, Hinata's a bit too busy to answer questions at the moment," I said. "C. Naruto?"
"...Lucky bastard..." C. Naruto growled, referring to the real Naruto. "Anyway, it's friendship meaning ONLY. Time for the next letter."
Yo ! Long time no see ! I just came back from my holidays ! It's nice Oro-kun finally revealed the truth ! I don't really have anything against you, after all... I do think you're right in your way of seeing that the best ninja are those who can do the jutsu the most appropriate to deal accordingly with any situation so I can see why you want the Sharingan... (by the way, I can see why you wanted to take over Itachi's body but I don't really understand why you didn't prefer Hidan's body ... though you're kinda dead already...)
About that anyway, I think the Sharingan is a power that only attracts hatred and trouble, just see how bad the people who got jealous of it turned out : Oro-kun, Deidara...
By the way, it's just a feeling but I think the Uchiha were somehow responsible for the Kyuubi attack... Just shows how much trouble excessive power brings...
Now about Kakashi, there are a lot of things I blame you for... even though the weakness of Sakura before Shippuden is mostly due to her own stupidity it's also you fault she remained that way for so long, aside from the tree climbing what did you teach her aniway ? Most of the Bashers blame you for not training Naruto correctly but also bash Sakura forgetting she was also neglected by you... The major point I blame you for is the Kage Bunshin business... Seriously, if you knew it could be used for training that way just why did you wait all this time to tell him ? (Let's not mention how stupid Naruto is for not realising it himself, but I kinda resigned myself to his sheer idiocy...) The other point is about all that stuff about calling Sasuke a genius when all he does is use the Sharingan... Since when cheaters are geniuses ? I don't deny the Sharingan is a great tool for a ninja but I don't think it has anything to do with the worth of the ninja himself...
Now, Naruto could you please tell me how you feel to just have your personality based on SonGoku from DBZ ? I know he's stupid and has a good heart, but he compensates for it with sheer power while a ninja has to rely on his skills, I don't think just because you got an ultimate jutsu you're that good a ninja... And let's not mention the fact that every time you use it it you prove how stupid you are... seriously, you're so stupid you can't concentrate on multiple things at once ?! I guess Kage Bunshin really compensated for your stupidity...
Personally I like the way it goes with Sasuke, some ironically say the story should be renamed Sasuke because he has as much role than Naruto but don't you think it looks much better with him as a hero despite the fact he still seems to have a stick up his ? I think you really should leave him do whatever he wants, I don't think you're that much of a friend if you want to bring him back to Konoha against his will, you don't have the excuse it's for his own good anymore... And I'm curious to know what you learnt during your time with Ero-Sennin, because it looks pretty much nothing if he didn't even teach you about elemental affinities...
Sorry to tell you this Sakura, but Shippuden really makes me think you're falling for Naruto, blame the Kami who's writing your fates for being so cliché...
I'm finished for the moment, but I really hope Jiraya and Tsunade will come soon because I want to bash them for keeping the secret about the identities of Naruto's parents for so long, how do you feel about being left in the dark by people you trust, Naruto ? Well, that was long, have fun answering and see ya later!
From: Razei Tepes
"FINALLY! SOMEONE understands that I want Sasuke's body for the Sharingan, not just the body!" Orochimaru shouted. "Anyway, I know that the Sharingan has the tendecy to drive some of it's weaker holders to...madness. After all, Kyuubi was the one who gave it to a rouge Hyuuga in the first place. So some of the blame should go to her for giving them that power in the first place. And Hidan was too powerful for me, so I couldn't take his body. Kakashi, go!"
"...I have to admit that I wasn't using my head for the most part. I, like you said, should have tried to train all of my students equally, and NOT just stick to Sasuke, just because I think that he was 'Just like me'. Trust me, I've learned my lesson the HARD way for all of my life. And this way was no different. I have a lot to answer for, and a lot to answer to. But trust me, I have learned from my mistakes, and am becoming a better person because of it," Kakashi said. "C. Naruto, your turn."
"...I realize that the way I battle could be considered...'Stupid' by some people. Many people before you have always told me of that fact. But I AM getting better. I'm going to learn more jutsu, ditch the Orange, THINK before I do or say anything, and rebuild myself from the foot up. A new and improved Naruto shall rise, and I'll make sure you change your thoughts about me by the time I'm done. And as for the whole Sasuke thing, who better to capture him than me? You know that when Danzo put Sai into my group, he ordered him to KILL Sasuke when he got the chance, even though Sai changed his mind at the last minute. With people like that within our Village, they'd rather KILL Sasuke than reinstate him. I'm just saying that, if Sasuke were to be brought back by someone, who would you rather have do the task? Me, or that Warhawk Danzo? And trust me, if the manga has ANY honor, you'll see the full extent of my training soon enough. Hell, I was able to, with help from Kakashi, hold off Kisame and ITACHI for crying out loud. If THAT'S not proof that my training paid off, then NOTHING is," C. Naruto replied, eyes narrowed. "Sakura-nee-chan?"
"Yeah...it does look that way, doesn't it? But make no mistake, my heart belongs to ONLY Sasuke-kun," Sakura replied, closing her eyes and nodding her head.
"Well... I feel sorry for Tsunade and Jiraiya when they show up..." I said, looking at the last part of the letter. "Next letter, please."
Naruto: Your welcome, erm...also watch this video!
Sakura: I now know why You get tired of answering that question...I turned my hair blue a couple days ago for the ACen because I'm going as someone in the Akatsuki, and when I went grocery shopping with my friends everyone kept asking me if that was my REAL hair color... how can you not punch the wall a million times in stress of it!?!?!?...
Kakashi: ...I have to say that for 50 his grammar sucks, Dude I read my first Hentai fic when I was 9 and made my first one at 10 right before I got into Yaoi... ; (shows you how corrupted I am o.o; )
Or(al)ochimaru: How long have you been after children? Don't lie cause we all know your a pedo ...
Mikoto: Were you and Sasuke close when he was young? I mean family-wise...(not the other way around -ew-)
From: Nekimo-chan
"No problem! But I can't watch the video. Could you tell me the name?" C. Naruto asked. "Sakura-nee-chan! Your turn!"
"You get used to it after a couple of times," Sakura replied. "Kakashi-sensei?"
"Hmmmm. Not bad." Kakashi gave Nekimo a thumbs-up. "Orochimaru?"
"Ever since I was 25," Orochimaru replied. "Mikoto?"
"Yes, we were VERY close. Otherwise, he wouldn't have reacted so strongly to my death," Mikoto replied. "Next letter."
Yo! its me again.
First question is for Prince this time... When do you plan on updating 'There's Fanfiction about us'/Throws backpack full of hundreds/
Anko next... Orochimaru has admitted he is a bi-pedophile, and you seem to hate him quite a bit... did he do something to you when you were younger? I think I have enough leverage, but you never know... oh, and here's the Masamune. dont draw it if you dont intend to bathe it in blood, it gets angry. /Hands masamune/
Naruto now- do you like axes? it just seems you'd be the type to prefer something that is more brutally damaging. /throws matching set of war axes/ Oh, and here's a minion gate. I give you permission to use thirty of mine, whatever types you prefer. /forms minion gate out of ambient energy/
Sasuke- could you try to be less emo now that your mother is back?
Sakura- fair enough. How would you go about killing the person who had you raised from the dead to use as a puppet if you could not kill him yourself? There is no reason for this question, just idle curiosity. /looks around shifty eyed/
Kakashi- how do you feel about how you are portrayed in Overlord?
Mikoto- You're an Overlord? how did that come about? Please, explain in detail.
Orochimaru- Blood. I want lots of it... the rich vigor of life leeching down my throat, making me feel as if I was still ali- sorry, got carryed into a rant. One human sacrifice a month sent to the location disclosed on this paper, or your 'little secret' will be revealed to the entire world /hands Orochimaru a small sheet of paper/. oh, and dispose of the lifeless husks somewhere secure.
Kyuubi- I have heard you refered to as the King of the foxes somewhere. though you would obviously be a Queen of the foxes, this has brought up several interesting lines of thought. are you or are you not an overlord yourself, and if you are would Naruto be the heir to your makai? Cause he is your container and all.
M-Sasuke- would it be possible for you to cause explosions of shrapnell with controlled bursts of whatever that energy you use is? and if you can could you controll them with electromagnetic waves?
And for everyone- what is your opinion of Overlord?
From: Vindincus
"I think that I'll update it after I update 'The New Vanda Crystal Lord'. And thanks for the money!" I said, taking it. "Anko?"
"Mmmmm...Nice use of those tails, Kyu-chan..." Anko moaned through the wall of the room they were in.
Being a demon lord has it's advantages... Kyuubi purred through the wall.
"...I don't think she'll be able to answer for now. But I'll give her the sword when she's done!" I said, taking the sword. "C. Naruto?"
"Thanks! My real half will LOVE these gifts!" C. Naruto said, taking the two axes, and eyeing the minion gate. "Sasuke?"
"Hn. I'm nowhere NEAR as emo as before. But I guess a little of me will ALWAYS be emo until Itachi is brought to justice," Sasuke replied. "Sakura, your turn."
"Well, if my master had another minion that was as powerful as him, I would seduce that person into killing that master, hoping that they would kill each other," Sakura replied. "Mikoto-san?"
"Well, it all started after the massacare. When I awoke, I found myself in this strange place. And before I knew it, I met this powerful little kid named Laharal. He challenged me to a fight in order to turn me into his minion. I accepted, and lost. But Laharal was so impressed with my skills, that he trained me to become his right-hand lady. One day, I saved Laharal from a terrible fate, and he was so grateful that he granted me freedom. Afterwards, I traveled across hell, taking challenges left and right, and I eventually defeated an Overloard by the name of Mickey. Which is how I got the title of Overlord myself," Mikoto said. "Orochimaru?"
"...Fine, you've got a deal. Will you accept any other type of blood, or just human?" Orochimaru said. "Kyuubi?"
Mmmmm...ahhhhh...You're not bad, brat... Kyuubi moaned through the wall.
"Humph, told ya not to underestimate me, fox-bitch... Ahhhhh..." Naruto moaned from the wall.
"...We'll just skip her for now..." I said. "Metal Sasuke, answer this question!"
"Hmmm...Never thought of that before," Metal Sasuke admitted. "I'll have to try that later."
"It's okay. A pretty good read..." Everybody, who wasn't...busy, said. "Next letter!"
Nice Story dude, not really a story(No Offense meant), but whatever.
Naruto: Why orange? Gives him a jacket like the one he has in Shippuden, except instead of orange, it's red
Hinata: What's with the jacket? Throws her some jeans and a tank top
Sasuke: Ever heard of Prozac? tosses him a bottle of Prozac
Kakashi: Who or what got you hooked on Icha Icha? Hands him "Icha Icha Insanity", the newest in the series
Orochimaru: Have you ever had a successful experiment or plan? Gives a big scroll of paper for blueprints
Sakura: Will you ever notice another guy other than Sasuke as a potential Boyfriend? Gives her a book entitled "Dating for dummies"
Anko: Why the sadism? Throws her an extra large bottle of Prozac
Metal Sasuke: Do you have an equivilant to the Sharingan? And I pray to God that it's not "Metal Sharingan" Or something...
From: Bunbunkachick
"Thanks!" I said. "C. Naruto?"
"Thank you! This should do with my new look!" C. Naruto said, putting on the jacket. "Hinata-chan?"
"Uhhh...Hinata...Anko...Kyuubi...you're all so tight...Mmmmm..." Naruto moaned through the wall.
"Ahhh...Yes, Naruto-sama...harder...FASTER...AHHHHH!-!" Anko, Hinata, AND Kyuubi moaned through the wall.
"...Okay, it's obvious that Hinata, Anko, and Kyuubi won't be able to answer questions for the rest of this chapter, so we'll have to skip them for now," I said. "Sasuke, go!"
"...Now that my mom is back, I don't need this," Sasuke said, tossing the bottle away. "But thanks anyway. Kakashi?"
"Jiraiya got me hooked on it. And thanks for the new one!" Kakashi replied, taking the book and reading it. "Orochimaru?"
"I managed to kill that old fool Saurtobi, even if I lost my arm usage. But I still consider it a sucess, so yes," Orochimaru replied, putting the blueplans somewhere safe. "Sakura?"
"Well, it used to be Naruto...but it's obvious that he's out of reach now..." Sakura admitted, taking the book. "Anko's busy, so M. Sasuke?"
"I don't really have anything like the Sharingan right now, but that might change later," M. Sasuke said. "Commence with the next letter."
Begin Transmission.
Some random guys poof in and set up a large t.v. screen of sorts then they poof out of the room. The t.v. suddenly turns on and we see me, some of my mongooses, Jiraiya, and all the Akatsuki members sitting in chairs at a round table.
"Alright you guys, so it's agreed, we shall make a temporary alliance and attack Orochimaru-teme's base at dawn, considering that Anko arrives on time and Tsunade delivers the goods."
Finally notices the screen, "Alright, it's question time!" "Everybody out!" Somehow manages to push the demon mongooses and S-ranked ninja's out the door.
Kakashi, I dare you to take off all and any masks, scarfs, and bandana's you're wearing while not activating any henges or genjutsu's, no smoke bombs either. You shall comply or face off against the 'Fluffly Army of Doom', notice the HUGE army of mogooses with guns standing right behind you. Oh, and what was your first impression of Pakun when you met him, and how exactly did you and Gai start your little rivalry with each other?
Anko, how does your coat stay in the exact perfect position at all times, and have you ever noticed that your hair looks exactly like Shikamaru's, only purple? And I dare you to tounge kiss Kakashi. Do it! Or face the 'Fluffly Army of Doom'! While were on the subject, do you think my mongooeses are cute?
So Sasuke, what do you think of the boxers I gave you? (Snickers) But I don't think your gay if that's what your thinking.
Hey Mikoto, did you know that Sasu-chan being paired up with Naru-chan is apparently the most popular pairing in the Naruto section of anime? I'm dead serious, last time I checked there was almost 400# pages of the stuff!
Sakura, I just felt the need to ask this, but how did it feel when you and Ino stopped being friends and started being rivals?
Okay Naruto, so what was your first impression of finding out that Kyuubi was a girl, and if you were given the choice, would you make Hinata and Kyuubi your wives and please them in every way possible? (hint hint, wink wink)
Kyuubi, have you ever had a boyfriend?
Hinata, have you ever ended up in any perverted situations with Naruto, and if so, accidental or Non-accidental?
Orochimaru! You can't fool me! The curse seal mark is actually a love bite, isn't it! And I was just giving the reasons why poeple might think your a pedophile, I wasn't saying you were one you idiot. Even though you admitted it was true.
And today I bring The Log and Garra of the Funk from 'Naruto Abridged' to challenge Sasuke and Prince. I also made a robot for you guys, say hello to Metal Prince everyone! As for my vote it goes toward building another robot.
Starting today I'm now ending my reviews by pulling the random fortune teller lever. (Pulls lever.) According to this machine, it says that a berlaff sack full of baking soda well fall on Orochimaru's head and break open in the process, then he well slip on a banana peel and fall on his back, than when he get's back up, his foot well land on a random bar of soap and well slid across the room like a figure skater, then he well fly up into the air by means of a random bikers ramp, in mid-flight you well hit a floating anti-snake pie, this well cause you to do a back flip, making you land on your stomach, then, just as your about to get up, the F.A.D. well show up and well beat you up with golf clubs, shoot both knee and elbow caps with pistols, and then set you on fire by means of a flamethrower. That is all it says.
From: Sniper
"Oh...you really have it out for Oreo, don't you?" I said. "Speaking of which, where did he go?"
"You'll find out at the end of the letter, Prince," Dr. Eggman replied. "Kakashi, go!"
"...I'll take off everything on my face next chapter. Pakun kind of reminded me of my dad when I first met him, and it's been so long since Gai became my rival, that I forgot," Kakashi replied. "Anko's a bit... busy at the moment, so we'll skip to Sasuke."
"Well, as long as they were a joke. I'll give this to Itachi as a present when he shows up..." Sasuke smirked evilly. "Mother?"
"Hmmm. Well, I'll support Sasuke with whoever he wants to go together with, but I'd say that I prefer Sakura," Mikoto said. "Sakura-chan?"
"Well, it hurt at first...but we became somewhat friends again after our match in the Chunnin Exams," Sakura replied. "C. Naruto?"
"...I think you know the answer to that now..." C. Naruto said, a sly grin on his face. "Kyuubi and Hinata are too busy, and Orochimaru has vanished, so let's bring in the guests!"
All of a sudden, Garra of the Funk and the Log from Naruto Abridged entered the room.
"Gasp! The Log! We meet again..." Sasuke growled, glaring death at the log.
"So, at last we meet, Garra of the Funk!" I said, staring a hole through Funk Garra's eyes. "And my...robot clone..." I said, sweat dropping.
"I want to know... is the funk with you?" Funk Garra said not taking his eyes off of mine for a second.
"Why don't we find out next chapter, Funky?" I replied. "Next letter!"
to kyuubi I have photographic evidince of you and the fourth hokage doing thing's from Icha Icha gonna tell me why
to naruto do you like ozzy if so what's your fav song I'd think it's crazy train and here's some fox glove's put chakra in them and they grow claw's and here are some naked hinata picture's
to sasuke have you ever tried to get your hair back to normal
and here are some naked sakura picture's have fun
to kakashi would you've adopted naruto if you new your sensai was his father here's a new edition of Icha Icha
to orochimaru is anko your daughter if so how's her mother also I think your the coolest villian to bad sasuke killed you in the manga
to metal sasuke do you have a radio in you if so what channal's do you have on it
to anko why are your eye's white are you related to hinata and here have some sake
kakashi who do you like better kurenai,anko or shizune also do you know the begining of your name sound's like another name for crap
Dragon Templar
"Kyuubi's busy at the moment, so let's move on to C. Naruto," I said.
"Sorry, never heard of Ozzy. But thanks for the gloves. And I don't think I'll need pictures anymore..." C. Naruto replied. "Sasuke?"
"Right now, I have my hair in Itachi's style, so no one will comment on my chicken's head. I did that in the 3rd chapter. ...And thanks for the pics," Sasuke said, hiding them before Sakura could notice them. "Pervert?"
"Yes, if I knew that, I would have. But I should have done it in the first place..." Kakashi said. "Thanks for the book! ...And for reminding me the first part of my name means that. I was trying to forget that... Orochimaru vanished, so we'll move on to Metal Sasuke."
"Nope, I don't have a radio built into me," Metal Sasuke replied. "Time for the final letter of this chapter."
Sasuke: While I respect your whole caring about your mom getting killed, I must say, THATS NO REASON FOR GOING EVIL! But since I, like Itachi, have the Mangekyo Sharingan, I can torture you with the Tsukuyomi. Uses Tsukuyomi on Sasuke and sends him to a world where his fangirls attack him.
Naruto: Congrats on having such a famous father. How does it feel to know your the son of greatness?
Hinata: Nice song! Oh and do you have any idea how I can get the Byakugan? I already got the Sharingan, but I can use the Byakugan for some plans of mine.
Sakura: Would you ever change yourself to look like Orochimaru if it got Sasuke to love you?
Prince: Before I vote, I have to ask, are there gonna be some of the duel disk from GX? If so, I pick duel disks, if not, I vote robots.
Mikoto: Hey, did you know Naruto is an orphan? And since he's helped your son so much, what do you think about adopting him into your clan? Smiles evilly.
Kakashi: Okay, if Naruto and Sasuke were to have the exact same amount of chakra, the exact same jutsus, and no bloodline traits or Kyuubi chakra, who do you think would win if they both went all out? And seriously think about it, don't just say Sasuke.
Kyuubi: Same question as Kakashi.
Metal Sasuke: If you had the Sharingan, would you have to kill a metal Naruto to get the Mangekyo Sharingan? Or would you just need some upgrades?
Eggman: If you made robot versions of the first four Hokages, and Orochimaru brought back the real ones, who do you think would win? The Real ones, or the robot ones?
Orochimaru: Same as Eggman.
Everyone: What do you think of Jaden Yuki?
From: Nic
"Arrggghhhh!" Sasuke shouted, being carried away by his fangirls in the genjutsu.
"Thanks. It feels GREAT!" C. Naruto said. "Hinata-chan's still busy, so we'll move on to Sakura-nee-chan."
"...Okay, that is where I would draw the line," Sakura admitted. "Prince?"
"If you're talking about those Duel Vests that the teachers wear, than yes," I replied. "Mikoto?"
"I would, but since Minato and Kushina are alive, that won't be needed," Mikoto replied. "Kakashi-kun?"
"I'd say it would be a draw. Sasuke has more skill, but Naruto has more stamina," Kakashi replied. "Kyuubi can't answer, but I'd say she'd say Naruto. Metal Sasuke?"
"I think I would just need some upgrades." Metal Sasuke said. "Dr. Eggman?"
"My robots would win! And since Orochimaru vanished, he can't say otherwise!" Eggman chuckled.
"All the people say that they like him a little better than Yugi, because his skill was always his own. Even though Yugi proved himself by beating Yami in the final episode, Jaden has ALWAYS been good, without anyone's help," I said.
"Anyway, that all for this chapter! Anko, Kyuubi, Hinata, and the REAL Naruto should be finished by the next one... hopefully. So far we've got 2 votes for Robots, and 3 for Duel-Disks. I'll declare the results next chapter. And now you can ask Minato, Kushina, Metal Prince, and Funk Gaara (not to be confused with the real Gaara) questions as well! And now, you can vote if you want me to make a Lemon story based on the sounds we heard from Kyuubi, Hinata, Anko, and Naruto! Catch you next continue!