Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
Heh. I got a lot of people saying yes to the sequel, and HELL YES to the Lemon story. That makes me glad. Anyway, here's the next chapter!
Naruto, Hinata, Anko and Kyuubi came out of the room (at last), clothes wrinkled, faces blushing (in Naruto and Hinata's case), and faces smirking (in Anko and Kyuubi's case).
"...Have fun in there, son?" Minato said, giving Naruto a little wink, which made the blond blush even more.
"You bet your ass we did!" Anko declared, wrapping her arms around Kyuubi, her right hand caressing her left breast.
"I didn't know you were such a...BEAST when it came to bed play, Naru-chan..." Hinata said, still blushing madly, but giving Naruto a seductive look, eyes half-lidded.
I have to admit, brat. There are times when I HATE that I was wrong. ...But this ain't one of them. We'll have to go another round sometime... Kyuubi said, giving Naruto a sexy smirk and wink.
Naruto, thinking that two can play at this game, gave off his own sexy gaze at his little harem and said, "I'll be waiting, ladies..."
"If you four are finished, Funk Gaara and Prince are about to get it on!" Sakura proclaimed.
Everyone turned to where Funk Gaara and I (out of the Eggmobile) were, ready to battle.
"So, are you ready to taste defeat, Gaara of the Funk?" I said.
"Garra of the Funk!" A voice said out of nowhere.
"I think the real question is, are you?" Funk Garra said. "Let's begin, and we'll see if the funk is with you.
All of a sudden, the Music for Feel Good Inc began playing, as Funk Gaara began laughing.
Funk Gaara
Hahahahahahahahaha!
(Chours) Shake it, sh-shake it Feel good (5x)
City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cause they don't know wack
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You won't get out the county, 'cos you're damn as free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I don't get sleep, no..
Everybody watched with sweat drops as I began to sing.
Prince
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Funk Gaara
Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track
Its my chocolate attack.
Prince
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
Funk Gaara
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahahaa.
Both
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
This motown,
With yo sound
You're in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC.
Prince
So don't stop, get it, get it
Until you're Jet Ahead.
Funk Gaara
Yo, watch the way I navigate
Hahahahahhaa
Chours (Feel good, AHHHHahahahah [x4)
Prince
Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Funk Gaara
Don't stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa.
Prince
Don't stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady, watch me navigate
Ahahahahahhaa.
Both
Feel good, AHHHHahahahaha
Feel good,
Feel good, AHHHHahahahaha
Feel good...
Song End
"Hm...not bad, Prince. You just might have the funk within you after all," Funk Gaara said.
"Humph, told ya!" I replied.
"Um...guys? Weren't you supposed to battle in DDR?" Mikoto said, sweat dropping.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...We knew that," Both Funk Gaara and I said at the same time, making everyone else face-fault.
"...What is this place?" A monotone voice came from behind everybody.
We all turned around... only to see the REAL Gaara behind us.
Gaara and Funk Gaara stared each other in the eyes for a long time, until Gaara said, "...Who the hell are you?"
"I am Gaara... of the Funk!" Funk Gaara replied.
"Gaara of the Funk!" The voice said again.
"..." Gaara went.
"And who might you be?" Funk Gaara inquired.
"I am Gaara...of the Sand." Gaara replied.
Nothing happened.
"...The funk must not be with you if you don't have a random high-pitched voice saying your name right after someone says it," Funk Gaara said.
"..." Gaara went, glaring at Funk Gaara.
"...As interesting as this is, we have some letters to answer!" I said, back in my Eggmobile. The huge screen showed the first one.
-.-' Next thing you know everyone is going to be in heat. Hmm supernatural...
To Naruto: I heard you sing on yotube from your actually japanese voice actor. And I was disturbed listening to it. Naruto's Neko song. You would definitely be a kitsune.
To Hinata-hime: -eyes light up- Well aren't you naughty. -grins- THAT'S WHY I'M TO VOTE FOR THE LEMON! And a duel disk battle. I guess. I can't see you as a vampire, but you could be a vampire hunter since you have the Byakugan.
To Kakashi: -pulls out cake- how do you feel about this cake designed to look like an Icha Icha Paradise book? I think you would either be a werewolf or a vampire.
To Mikoto: Are you an overlord? Can I have a prinny! Please... Please... -puppy dog eyes- Pretty please. -sniffles- Prinny for me.
To Prince: AH! I'm not sure if you know but I put one of your Hinata-hime stories in my C2. Hope you don't mind. Hey what supernatural being would you like to be? Inugami (dog demon), nekomata (cat demon), zombie, werewolf, vampire, ghost, esper. Sorry if it annoys but I'm just really into the supernatural. Except aliens. -dog ears twitch-
To Anko: What's your favorite way to torture someone? Whips and wax candle or an iron maiden.
To Naruto's parents: How do you feel about your son running around naked sometimes as a naked girl with his Sexy no jutsu?
To Sakura: Can you wrestle Metal Sasuke?
To Sasuke: How is getting a shark person make you stronger? Itachi's shark doesn't seem so great. Kisame is just scary and that's it.
-veins pop- Its a real b(itch typing this review on my sidekick since my computer isn't working.
T.T Please let me have a pet prinny.
BYE BYE WOOF!
From: Mahou Inu Alex
"My Japanesse voice?" Naruto said. He pulled out a Laptop, typed in Youtube, typed 'Naruto's Neko Song' and clicked the first one that showed up.
30 Seconds later...
"MY EARS! MY VIRGIN EARS!" Naruto roared, rolling around on the ground in an atempt to get the sound out of his poor ears.
"Naruto, with all the stuff you were doing in that room with THREE girls, your ears are anything BUT 'Virgin'." Sasuke said. "Hinata, your turn."
"Um...thanks...I think..." Hinata said, blushing like mad, but with a smile on her face. "Kakashi-san?"
"MINE!" Kakashi said, snatching away the cake and starting to eat it. "I'd be a vampire. Mikoto-san?"
"Hm...a man who takes what he wants... I like that." Mikoto said, giving Kakashi a wink, and further mortifing her son. "Anyway, sure, you can have one. Prince-san?"
"No, I don't mind. In fact, the more C2s I end up in, the better! ...As long as NONE of them belong to Flame Rising," I said. "I'd want to be a DRAGON, if that's a choice. And my Zodiac Sign is Leo. Which means I'm King of the Men! Mwahahahahahaha! Anko, go!"
"I like to use my snakes to torture people. Of course, Chibi-chan here now knows that they can be used for pleasure as well..." Anko smirked, giving Hinata a squeeze on her butt. Hinata blushed again, but grinned back at Anko. "Minato, Kushina?"
"...We're going to have a LONG talk about that with him later," They both replied. "Sakura?"
"Well, I could... but it wouldn't be any fun, because since he's a robot, he wouldn't feel anything," Sakura replied. "Sasuke-kun?"
"You're right. With the way things are going in the manga, I bet I could kick that poor excuse of a Jaws' ass," Sasuke replied. "Time for the next letter."
hey:
naruto if you had a choice would you want to be a sith i mean you could destroy all who oposs and be like darth vader that guy doesn't even have to swing a punch to take you outfrom the starwars univers also here's some gifts (blades of chaos kratos the god of war to teach how to use them 3oo directors cut dvd and filler girl harem)
kakashi what do think rin and obito would think of you right now or better yet lets ask them BY THE POWER OF OPERA I COMMAND YOU ARISE! (obito and rin enter the room)
orochimaru lets see how you fare against bevause and butt head (beavuse and butt head apear) get ready to RUMBLE!
sakura... you're a horrible person go to hell
From: Bulrog the God
"Thanks for the gifts! I'll talk to you later, Kratos," Naruto told the God of War, who nodded and vanished. "Sorry, but I don't need the filler girl harem, since I've got a MAIN Girl Harem. And I'd rather not be a sith, since they are EVIL. Kakashi, your turn."
All of a sudden, opera music began playing, and Rin suddenly appeared in the room.
"R-Rin?!" Kakashi said, eye nearly popping out of his head.
"We have many things to discuss after this chapter, Kaka-kun..." Rin said smiling, but with her eyes narrowed. "Orochimaru, go!"
All of a sudden, Beavis and Butthead showed up in the room.
"Heh Heh, Heh Heh. Hey, dude. Like, where are we? Heh heh, Heh heh." Beavis said.
"Huh huh, Huh huh, I don't know, you dumbass. Huh huh, Huh huh." Butthead replied.
"Heh heh, you said Ass. Heh heh." Beavis said.
"...My god. I think I just lost a couple of I.Q points..." Dr. Eggman said, rubbing his temple. "Orochimaru! Come out and smoke these guys already!"
All of a sudden, a huge figure exploded out of the ground before Beavis and Butthead. Before the smoke even cleared, two lazers shot from the huge shadow, hitting and vaporizing the two idiots.
When the smoke cleared, it revealed Orochimaru sitting in the cockpit of the Egg Viper that Dr. Eggman used against Sonic in Sonic Adventure. Only this was colored black, and had many more spikes.
"Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku... HEREEEESSSS STEVEN VIPER!" Orochimaru shouted, laughing like mad in the machine.
"Me and the snake made a deal. I make him a robot, and he teaches me Jutsu. He may be a pedophile, but he's a POWERFUL pedophile!" Dr. Eggman explained to the shocked cast. "Sakura, go!"
"...Only if YOU go to hell first, bastard." Sakura growled. "Next letter!"
Lemon. HELL YEAH. Okay, there's my pervert moment finished for this chapter. Jeeze though, you'd think I'd get tired of sending in new questions and comments after a while? Sorry if it's getting pesky by this point. As for the money and what you should do with it, I still say that you should have eggman help you to build a giant robot for someone there, I don't even really care who. Oh and to you Mr. Prince- Yer goddamn right Thundereaper is one of the best authors on this site! Even if his thirty five page chapters do put his beta in a bind sometimes grabs another bottle of visine.
Minato, Kushina, M. Sasuke, Mr. Prince, and Gaara of the Funk (though I confess that I've not read the story you're from) same group question from last time, which world of darkness character?
Sakura and Hinata, sorry to tell you that most Mages don't do much in the way of healing, the only thing that does is the Life arcanum, in the path of Thyrsus (wild shamanist types, also do shapeshifting, talking to spirits, and creating fanciful creatures like dragons). Actually Hinata would really strike me as a kind of Acanthus mage, they control fate and time and are rather odd by the estimation of other mages.
To those who said vampire, pray you never meet a werewolf or mage in a dark alley... even you Orochimaru-sama. And to the werewolves, good on you. Especially Naruto, who wins an epic quantity of bonus points for bagging all the hot chicks in the fic.
Lastly to Dr. Eggman, who helped foster my early fascination with the developing field of villainy and inspired my overall ambitions, thanks much, and have you heaver listened to the Overclocked remix of sonic the hedgehog 3's theme- 'Scrambled Eggman' ? It is quite good, recommended with 'Malicious Fingers'.
Questions... Jeeze this is already a long letter, ah well. Yondaime, first of all why is your name Namikaze Minato instead of Kazama Arashi anyway? Does that blankity blank Kishimoto just like to be contrary? Next, why did you seal Kyuubi into Naruto instead of your own soul, was it just so he could get the hot chick?
Kakashi- about the sasuke vs. Naruto question in chapter seven, you were incorrect. Naruto would win by virtue of having more hotblood, see, even in a story you still abide by anime physics, and that means that being a more passionate person means Naruto is more powerful. Just the way it is.
Hinata, now don't you feel better with all that sexual tension alleviated? Naruto likewise, and if you so desire I still have the scroll of 'shokushu no jutsu' and 'shokushu bunshin no jutsu' in both chakra and ikimi versions if you want 'em... or if one of your lovelies bullies you into using the tentacle techniques. I'll just leave them with the televisions.
No one here has had to work for a gift yet, so I'll also leave a laptop here, and the first person who can figure out what Master PC is, gains sole access to it (authors not applicable), and a copy of the program. Need a hint to get started? Search MC Story Archive. bwehehe.
Next... this is something of an experiment for me so bear with me- Islagatt deploys three large-ish plasma screen televisions with playstation twos, and We Love Katamari games in each. Simultaneously a simple, humanoid creature appears behind Sasuke, Sakura, Anko, and Hinata, each jabbing a hypodermic needle into their necks and injecting a probably unhealthy amount of caffeine into their bloodstreams. Okay, Naruto make yourself a clone, and see if your hotbloodedness can beat the power of the holy molecule at the 'as large as possible seventeen minutes starting at one meter' map (as large as possible five) level of katamari. All glory to the King.
Okay, the letter's long enough, and if you end up building something besides a giant robot, then I'll commission you and the good doctor to make one after my experiment is finished.
From: Islagatt
"And that was one vote for the Lemon! And I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks that Thundereaper is great!" I replied. "Okay, and as for the first question..." Minato, Kushina, Metal Sasuke, Funk Gaara and myself all looked at each other, then said at the same time, "Anything that Naruto is. Because WE WANT A HAREM TOO, DAMN IT!"
"Oh, well. At least we would still have some powerful magic at our disposal," Sakura and Hinata replied.
"It's my pleasure. We need more people on the side of evil these days," Dr. Eggman replied, stroking his Mustache. "I've heard the song, and it's PERFECT. Minato, your turn!"
"Hm... I think that Kishimoto just wanted to confuse everyone, so that they would look dumb when they wrote that name in fanfics. And yes, on top of saving Konoha, I wanted to give Naruto an Birthday present... one that he wouldn't use until WAY later in his life. ...I can see that it went well," Minato replied, seeing Kyuubi wrap some of her tails around Naruto in a loving way. Kakashi?"
"Yes, but don't forget about Sasuke's arrogence and pride. He's just as arrogent and prideful as Naruto is hotblooded, which means that he wouldn't take defeat easily. So I still say that it's a draw," Kakashi replied. "Hinata, Naruto?"
"T-Thanks, but with Anko's Snakes, and Kyuubi's Tails and Chakra, we d-don't r-really need these..." Hinata said.
All of a sudden, a laptop showed up in the room. Everybody, excluding me (Boo-Hoo) began trying to find out what the Master PC was.
"Sorry, but I can't really understand the thing you want me to do in the last part of the letter. But thanks for the Big-Screen T.Vs!" I said, Dr. Eggman and I beginning to watch them. "Next Letter!"
Thought I might as well take a stab at this, because Prince is one of my favorite authors. Some things may sound a bit weird, so bear with me.
Naruto: I just wanted to thank you. I first got to see your adventures when I was going through a very hard period in life and seeing you overcome adversity despite the odds against you helped me feel better about life. So, I just wanted to thank you. As a reward, please take these special Muhi clan sunglasses. If you want details on why these are special, check out my personal version of you in my story..., okay, if you don't want to read it, the glasses make you a member of the clan.
Sakura: I have to say that I honestly feel that people don't treat you with enough respect. You might have had problems in your youth, but after seeing you in action against Akasuna no Sasori, at this point I consider you stronger than Naruto! Not because of overall strength mind you, I just think that you have far greater control over your emotions.
Sasuke: Any chance that you'll work on getting rid of the cursed seal? I don't care if it made you strong enough to 'kill' Orochimaru, that thing is NASTY! Also, why not ask Naruto to borrow one of those axes he received and temporarily use it in your neverending fight against The Log? (Yes, with capitals.)
Kakashi: You might not know this, but rumors are abounding that Uchiha Madara A.K.A. Tobi of the Akatsuki is actually your old friend Obito who has come back from the dead. Thoughts?
Mikoto-san: Hi... just wanted to say that to me, Mikoto-san, you're a very lovely woman. Not in a pervy way, I just think you're very sweet and pretty. (Blushes)
Orochimaru: I know that you and Jiraiya essentially expanded your personal fighting styles based on your summons, but does Tsunade use that sort of thing in the same way with her slugs?
Metal Sasuke: Here's some upgrades, which not only include a robotic, superior version of Sharingan, but also a strength/speed upgrade to keep Sasuke in check just in case anything happens.
Finally...
Gaara of the Funk!
Just had to say it. Can't get me Gaara, I'm protected!
From: MuhiTatsu
"Thanks for the glasses!" Naruto said, putting them on. "Sakura-nee-chan?"
"Thank you! People really SHOULD respect me more! I know that I was a...BITCH to Naruto at the start, but I've gotten better!" Sakura replied. "Sasuke-kun?"
"Yeah, now that I have my mother back, I'll try to find someway of getting this hickey from hell off me," Sasuke replied. "Naruto, may I barrow one of your Axes for a moment?"
"Sure." Naruto said, tossing one to Sasuke.
"TIME TO DIE, LOG!" Sasuke roared, bum rushing the Golem. The Log procedded to run around the room with a mad Sasuke after him, swinging the Axe madly. "Pervert, go!"
"...Really?" Kakashi said, putting his hand under his chin. "But why would Obito have ANY reason to create the Akatsuki, if, and that's a BIG if, he were alive? I'll have to look into this... Mikoto-san?"
"Aw, thanks!" Mikoto said with a sweet smile on her face. "Oreo?"
"As far as I know, no," Orochimaru replied from his Egg Viper. "M. Sasuke?"
"Thanks for the upgrades," Metal Sasuke said, his Optical Senses glowing red with the New Robotic Sharingan. "Funk Gaara?"
"Gaara of the Funk!" The voice said again.
"...Humph." Funk Gaara went, while real Gaara raised an eyebrow. "The Funk says to read the next letter."
uum...oh...wow...that was...explicit. O.O And I thought my fic was bad...haha.
Sasuke...did Itachi ever molest you? Sorry if I've brought up bad memories...
Orochimaru: But you admit Jiaiya was (is) sexy. Good enough for me...Did the sannin ever have threesomes?
Does anyone know if Lee and Gai's elationship is something ore than student/teacher? Cuz you have to wonder...
From: Lucifel
"...Trust me, if Itachi did something like THAT, then I would STILL want to kill him, no matter what my mother said," Sasuke said, shuddering from the thought of it. "Oreo, go!"
"Yes. Yes we did. And even though we were DRUNK while doing it, I'll never forget the soft feel of Tsunade's GIANT chest on my nice, long, THICK..."
"MOVING ON..." Kakashi said, not wanting Orochimaru to finish his sentence. "Trust me, Gai and Lee have a FRIENDLY relationship ONLY. Heaven forbid that it's anything more than that... time for the next letter."
big screen plasma tv pops up showing me planning something with orchimaru,speroith,and other trully evil people
...So it agreed we will enact our plan too clone them and...notices the screen...huh... hieverbody eles leaves
questions here we go:
naruto:I have gotten from some reliable scorces that you have lycan blood running thru your vains and I extend this invite to you and your choosen 'mates' and family to come join us so you may learn to harness you new found power will you come?
sasuke&naruto: hey while were on the subject i'm write a fanfic about you guys being danphire(sasuke)[half vampire,half humanand werewolf(naruto) as well as some other people and i would like you opion on it.
kyuubi: not to pry or anything but did naruto live up to your stanterds?
hinata:IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! anyways that will make my fic all the better scinces you two were the main pairring and i would like your opion on the little scene i did of you two?
naruto's parents:whats there to say but welcome back and i can only guess the retrubution the village will get soon(evil laugh)
prince: about the meeting early you are invited to join.
till later enjoy this "REIN OF CHAOS!" Thousends of infernels rain down enjoy(evil laugh that do even kyuubi proud)
From: Dragon
"Huh. Well, tell me where you got this...scorce from. In the mean time... I'll think about it," Naruto said.
"And we both like what you made us. As long as we get more powerful," Naruto and Sasuke said at the same time. "Kyuubi?"
Oh yes. That, and MORE. Kyuubi said. Hinata-hime, your turn.
"Um...thanks..." Hinata said, blushing again. "And I liked the scene that you made of us... Mr and Mrs Uzumaki...?"
"Trust me, I think you'll be calling us Mom and Dad soon enough," Kushina said with a smile, which made Hinata blush even more. "And trust me, the village will get what they deserve in the sequal. Isn't that right, love?"
"Oh, you better believe it!" Minato said, getting angry just thinking about it. "Prince-san?"
"Sure, I'll come at the end of this chapter," I replied. "Time for the next..."
All of a sudden, thousands of infernals rained down onto the room. Everybody began to panic, except for Mikoto.
"OVERLORD'S WRATH!" Mikoto roared, bouncing back the infernals with her energy, until they vanished. "Well, that was fun! Time for the next letter!"
Yes! Another chapter!
Orochimaru- I prefer unicorn, but humans are so much easier to find. And kill. Oh, and if you want to be a vampire, I could help, but I need some 'special' assistance...
Naruto, do you prefer organization 13's outfit or black plate armor and a cape/Hands outfit of choice/
Sasuke, how much chuck could a woodchuck be chucked into if a woodchuck could be chucked?
Sakura, are you ever angry about having such a generic name?
Kakashi, what would you do to kill the extremely annoying midget who raised you from the dead ond bound you to him if, theoretically, he was smart enough to bind all his other minions in the same way so you couldn't start a rebelion? And you think he suspects you're up to something? but you have two prospective helpers. Oh, and he hid the tentacle ... I can't give you anymore til he's dead.
Mikoto, you killed king Mickey? Awesome. If he ever shows up as a prinny, tell him that 'Perdition sends his regards', okay?
Anko- Hey, could you not kill Orochimaru? I have no problem with you hurting him, injuring his pride, or taunting him, but we made an agreement that he can't carry out if he's dead. You want to be a vampiric warrior? That could work... But I need some help with a certain task, first.
Kyuubi- Have you ever heard of the necromancer Malluc? Does he have any easily exploitable weaknesses? stupid bloody midget...
M-Sasuke, what is the most painful way to kill someone? I want to have him eaten by his own zombies, but I am told being sent through a meat grinder is rather painfull... pretend you didn't hear that.
Metaprince, do you play ddr?
Log- Teach me, oh great one... and are you a golem or what?
N-Harem, I was scavenging through some attics in he-who-will-die-if-he-asks-me-to-bring-him-his-cofee-ONE-MORE-TIME!'s castle and I found some armor in one of his chests. Six Bondage Suits, Four High Heeled Boots of the Little Death, and nine Nipple Rings of the Dominatrix. I have no idea what they were doing there, but you all can have them. /Telaports chest into the room/
Gaara of the Funk- GAARAOFTHEFUNK!
From: Vindictus
"Hm...would you take Mongoose Blood? Cause I've got a score to settle with those vermin..." Orochimaru growled. "And what would this 'Special' thing be...? Naruto, your turn?"
"I'll take the Organization 13 outfit!" Naruto said. The outfit poofed into the room, and Naruto put it on right away. "Makes me look mysterious... Sasuke?"
"...I don't even know how to answer that..." Sasuke said, sweat dropping. "Sakura, your turn."
"Nah, because unlike many others, my name fits me because of my hair!" Sakura replied. "Kakashi-sensei?"
Kakashi took a look at the letter, then summoned a Kage Bunshin, and gave it orders. The Kage Bunshin nodded, and poofed out of the room. Minutes later, he came back with the Midget's head on a pike.
"Anyone who messes with my porn shipment will DIE." Kakashi said calmly. "Mikoto-san?"
"Oh, I was talking about the Mickey from Makaki Kingdom! And I didn't kill him, I just beat him. And now he's one of my most loyal servants," Mikoto replied. "Anko-san?"
"Don't worry, I won't kill the bastard. I'll just torment him," Anko replied. "What do you need help with? Kyuubi-chan, your turn..."
Hm...the name sounds familer... could you send me a picture of him? Kyuubi questioned. Metal Sasuke, go!
"The best way to kill someone is by making them explode from the inside out," Metal Sasuke replied. "M. Prince?"
"Yes, I play DDR. A lot better than my counterpart!" Metal Prince said.
"Care to put your money where your mouth is, Tinny?" I growled.
"You don't want any of this!" Metal Prince replied. "Log?"
(2 hours later)
"...Screw it, he says yes! To both questions!" I said. "N-Harem?"
"Thanks!" Anko and Kyuubi said, while Hinata looked a little scared. "But we'll wait until Hinata has a bit more experience. Funk Gaara?"
"Gaara of the Funk!" The voice said again.
"...People don't respect the funk," Funk Gaara said. "Next letter..."
Naruto: Can you use the Rasengan on some people? (Hands Naruto pictures of the people.)
Metal Sasuke: Why don't you try to replace Sasuke on the anime and in the manga for awhile? I'm sure he wants to spend alittle while with his mother before getting back on the anime/manga.
Minato: Now that your back, are you planning on having a father/son Vacation with Naruto? And to help with that, heres two virtual reality devices. (Hands Minato two virtual reality helmets.)
Kushina and Mikoto: Since you two are both friends, was Minato friends with Sasuke's dad?
Hinata: I had a question for you last chapter, but I think I'll just wait and ask Neji or one of the other Hyuuga's. They seem less... like you...
Prince: Will Clone Naruto be back? He seemed alittle better at answering then Real Naruto.
From: Nic
"Hm... Batman...Shaq...Chuck Norris? Who are these people?" Naruto questioned as he looked at the pictures. "Well, I'll try to find them... Metal Sasuke?"
"I don't see why not. I'll do it durning the sequal to this fic," Metal Sasuke replied. "Minato-sama?"
"Thank you," Minato said, taking the helmets. "I'll let you know how they worked in the next chapter. Kushina-chan? Mikoto-san?"
"Hm. Sad to say, they never truly hit it off like we did," Mikoto said.
"Yeah, they were just around each other because they HAD to be," Kushina said. "Hinata-chan?"
"...Fine. More time for me to spend with Naru-chan anyway," Hinata replied. "Prince-sama?"
"Hm... I might have a vote on that..." I replied. "Time for the next letter.
Damn yes for lemon anyway
minato and kushina: gives a video copy of naruto's life and memories also minato your dying wish B U L L SH what do you think of konoha now also
gives episode manga chaps on sarutobi's death did he know that jutsu when you died ... eye twich also
list of acomplishments from naru to make you 2 proud like crazy:
FUTON: RASNEGAN (HA OUTDONE BY THE SON AND HES A GENIN
rasnegan learned in weeks (opposed by your 3 years)
can control sanbi out of kyuubi's chakra without going loco instead of ichi
a genin and he summons gamabunta
has nine s ranked missing nins after him and utterly killed one using upgraded form of rasnegan ( Odamma rasnegan 4x size of normal one on 30 percent powerYurra for those who dont know
futon rasnshurriken
absoulutly boned kyuubi ( you just heared itlol)
end
also kushina due to your original surname and the words nami no UZU uh are you in any royal or political positions from the formor nami no uzu also what killed you
oh uh kakashi mikoto sasuke you do know that tobi that orange mask kid from akatsuki is actually uchiha madara who is the actual leader of akatsuki
kyuubi: Had a good time heh heh
c naruto: i suggest that you dispell your self so the info on everything is known by naruto before he finds out about his parents oh and naruto you do know that i can can see the after fun glow is as bright as the sun for you ,right
prince: what about theres a parody about us hm
oreo teme if akatsuki fought against the rookie nine who would win( yes pein madara and konan included)
From: WOOT
"...Damn. You've done a lot in your life, haven't you Naruto?" Minato said, looking at all of the things that Naruto had done in his 16-year old life. "I'm...sorry about Konoha..."
"Don't worry, dad. It's not your fault that Konoha is stupid. We'll deal with them after this fic is done," Naruto reassured his father.
"I really didn't have that much power in political stuff. My personality was more that of Naruto-kun's, which means that I wasn't really sutied for things like that," Kushina replied. "I can't remembered what killed me excatly, but I think the person had red eyes..."
"Hm...We've heard the rumors...but I think we'll need more proof," Sasuke, Mikoto, and Kakashi replied. "Clone Naruto is gone, so Prince-san?"
"Yeah...I haven't updated that in a while... I think I'll do it before the Fanfiction one," I said. "Oreo?"
"The Rookie 11 would get CREAMED. As it is right now, NONE of them stand a CHANCE against Pein, let alone Madara," Orochimaru said. "Next Letter!"
walks up and waves Hey...uh...onto the questions ;
Naruto: How did you begin to love ramen?
Sasuke: Why did you wear those clothes when you got older? really it has been bothering me for the longest time, especially after Orochimaru died.
Sakura: why were you so mean to Naruto when you guys were younger?
Kakashi: Are you actually going to be the sixth Hokage? because I have been hearing rumors over that...
Hinata: Did you ever know your mother?
Kyuubi: why did you really attack Konoha?
Prince: what gave you the Idea to make this? Just been wondering...
Ran out of questions and the skool bus is here
Love, Jenny AKA Nekimo-chann
"Well, it was the first food that anyone offered me for free. So I tried it, and just got hooked," Naruto replied. "Sasuke-teme?"
"...I can't think of anything else to wear. I'm focused on revenge, not fashion sense," Sasuke replied. "Sakura, your turn."
"It's because he wouldn't leave me alone! But just as I've gotten better, so has he. So I don't really hit him anymore unless he deserves it," Sakura replied. "Kakashi-sensei?"
"Well, they say that I'm the best canidate for the job, but nothing has been confirmed yet," Kakashi replied. "Hinata?"
"I never really knew my mother that well...but I wish I did," Hinata replied. "Kyuubi-chan?"
...I don't want to talk about it. Kyuubi said. Prince, go.
"After I saw all the other ones out there, I just decided to make my own," I replied. "Next letter!"
To naruto "here's the scroll that tell's you how to become a juubi there's one for sasuke too and here's the power poll what would you do if shinigami killed your parent's i think you would try to fight itand who's breast are bigger hinata,anko or kyuubi"
To kakashi "here's the summon scroll for demon dog's and a new chakra tanto who would you chose to sleep with mikoto
or rin"
To prince "do you like ozzy if so what's your fav song and here's a wad of cash for a new robot"
To minato "here's a sword based on those kunai you use in hairaishin it teleport's you to where ever you look and were did you and kushina first do it"
To kushina "here's the alien summon scroll and who married you and minato"
From: Templar
"Thanks!" Both Naruto and Sasuke said, taking the scrolls. "And although I love all of them, Kyuubi easily has the biggest bust out of all of them. And I'd kick that Shinigami's ASS if he tried that! Kakashi-sensei, your turn!"
"Thanks for the scroll and sword," Kakashi said, taking them both. "And well..." Both Rin and Mikoto were looking at him exceptanly. "...Both of them," Kakashi whispered, so they couldn't hear him. "Prince?"
"Sorry, but I haven't really listened to Ozzy. But thanks for the money!" I said, taking it. "Minato-sama, your turn!"
"Thanks for the sword, and we first did 'it' in the forest, under a moonlight. Kushina said it was so romantic..." Minato said, taking the sword. "My love, it's your turn."
"Thanks for the scroll. And it was the 3rd who wed us," Kushina said, taking the scroll. "Next letter!"
hey can you do a lemon as well oh and i guess i'll ask..
Oi naruto well when your not busy i know how it feels like even though i don't have a demon i am a thing called a Demon Copy well was one trust me it's like what happened with you but different
Hinata well when she's done as well you do realize you can use your chakra to make things a bit more enjoyiable like to anko you can always send chakra from you tongue while doing a few things
Kakashi- Gives him a laptop and has a website full of and hentai- watch it well man it's great it has everything from bondage to tenticles to gang-bangs...and other things...grins pervertedly
Hey sakura you do realize that if sasuke copied naruto's shadow clone jutsu he can do the same thing to you as Naruto could to hinata try to imagine it (muhaha)
From: Kyuusei
"Okay, nice to know that me and Gaara aren't the only ones," Naruto replied. "Hinata-chan?"
"...I'll remember that..." Hinata said, blushing like mad (again). "Kakashi-san?"
"Thanks!" Kakashi gave Kyuusei a thumbs up, starting to look for Yuri. "Sakura?"
Sakura blushed and almost had a nosebleed after reading that part of the letter. 'Note to self. Have Sasuke-kun learn Kage Bushin when we get together...' Sakura thought in her mind as we went to the next letter.
YO hi my name is heloves and i like to ...(shoots a machine gun in the air) ... HAVE FUN.
OK I HAVE QUEST...
Sakura... SasuSaku won't happen because Sasuke left for power and even if he did go out with you three reasons for not lasting long...1.) Sasuke will get bored of you and he will realize that he can get any girl he wants and cheat on you... its called betrayal...2.) Even if you say you won't fall in love with Naruto life tends to throw a curve at even the most determined people...3.) You know in order to restablish his clan he's going to have to get more than one wife...
Sasuke... I know real people who don't have a mother or father and they don't act all emotional like you why are you so weak?
Kakashi... Its not cool to have favorites, are you ignoring Naruto because his father did the same thing or are you just a jerk?
Prince... This story is cool and so are you ...
Metal Sasuke... what type of fembot do you look for?
Naruto... Screw the dying with honor... FOR NEARLY YOUR WHOLE LIFE YOU PLAYED THE KINDNESS CARD... SURE YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN HINATA BUT WHAT ELSE?? THOSE VILLAGERS WOULD MAKE OROCHIMARU HOKAGE BEFORE THEY EVER LET YOU... KILL THEM ALL! NO ONE BUT HINATA BELIEVED IN YOU AND I BET EVEN THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY LIKE YOU ,HATE YOU FROM THE INSIDE... HELL WHEN I SAW YOUR LIFE IT KIND OF REMINDED ME OF HOW I WAS NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE AND I HATE TO TELL EVERYONE IT SUCKS... SORRY FOR GETTING A LITTLE SASUKE ON EVERYONE.
I DON'T LIKE SASUKE BECAUSE HE IS A TRAITOR AND HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT... HELL HE CAN KILL SAKURA, KAKASHI AND THE WHOLE VILLAGE AND EVERYONE WOULD SAY IT WAS NARUTO WHO DID IT...
ITACHI(if you're there)... YOU ARE AN AWESOME BROTHER AND A TRUE UCHIHA.. I think you killed your family for a reason...
Prince we should sing the shipoopi song...
Well this story is good and Naruto Uzumaki is my fave character so...CATCH YOU LATERS, YO!
From: helovestowrite
"...Oh boy..." I said, looking at the letter. "A Pro-Itachi/Anti Sasuke fan...Sasuke is gonna explode... ah well...Sakura...?"
"...1. Sasuke-kun is NOT that shallow. 2. There is NO WAY I'll be part of a Harem. And 3. In case you haven't noticed, MIKOTO is alive, and she has Uchiha blood in HER as well. So SHE can help repopulate the clan too," Sakura replied. "...Sasuke-kun...?"
"...I knew that this was going to come sooner or later..." Sasuke sighed. "You say that you know people who don't have a mother and father, and aren't as 'Emo' as me. Well let me ask you this. How many of those people had their mother AND father killed right before their very EYES? And by their BROTHER no less? And then had to relive that for 72 HOURS because of said brother? Answer THAT. Kakashi, your turn!"
"...Didn't you see the last chapter? I've learned my lesson about that," Kakashi sighed. "Prince-san?"
"Thanks for the praise!" I said. "...But I think Sasuke HATES you right now... Metal Sasuke, your turn!"
"I am not looking for love right now," Metal Sasuke replied. "Naruto?"
"...Thanks for the advice. But I'd rather not. If I do, then I'll just be proving the people right. Plus, my mother and father are alive again, so I'd rather leave it to them," Naruto replied.
"Itachi's not here (thank god), but how can you call him a TRUE Uchiha when he MURDERED THE ENTIRE FREAKIN CLAN?! And as far as me being a traitor is concerned, I'll admit to that. But ITACHI is much worse than me! Let's compare the two of us...
Itachi betrayed Konoha. I did too, but unlike HIM, I'm not trying to go back to it just so I could steal one boy! I really don't care about Konoha, but when have you EVER seen me try to invade and/or harm it in anyway? NEVER, that's when!
Itachi murdered his best friend to get the Magenkyo Sharingan. I tried to do that as well, I admit it. But unlike Itachi, I didn't FINISH the job! I had a perfect chance to KILL Naruto after the battle, and I DIDN'T!
And finally, Itachi is trying to capture Naruto, YOUR FAVORITE PERSON BY THE WAY, so he could take him back to the leader, so they could take the Kyuubi out of him! Which would KILL him, by the way! So how the HELL can you like Itachi when he's trying to do something that would lead to the DEATH of Naruto?!
And to add to that, Itachi having a good reason to kill the clan? BULLSHIT! Unless you can give me some solid PROOF that what he did was for the better, THEN I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT," Sasuke finished ranting, breathing hard. Mikoto patted her son on the back. "Prince, your turn..."
"...Right. Anyway, sorry, but I don't know what that song is," I admitted. "Anyway, time for the next letter!"
Please don't stop this story! Great work so far! Plus I've got questions.
Naruto: What's your favorite food, other than ramen?
Sasuke: I don't think of you as emo. Would you kiss Sakura, right now?
Sakura: If you got grounded and it prevented you from going out with Sasuke, would you sneak out anyway?
Dr. Eggman: Have you ever thought about becoming a good guy, other than teaming up with Sonic to save the world?
Prince: Excellent work, I love this fanfic! (tosses him a sack of cash)
P.S. I am a huge Sonic fan! Although your robots are constantly being thrashed by Sonic and friends, I think their designs are cool.
From: Kid Anime
"Well, I also like Sushi, but not as much as ramen," Naruto replied. "Sasuke, your turn?"
"Hm. Thanks. And sure," Sasuke said, grabbing Sakura, and giving her a kiss.
Sakura's eyes bulged out of her sockets for a while, but they slowly closed, and she began to return the kiss.
Seconds later, Sasuke released her, and Sakura was swooning. "...Sasuke-kun..."
"Hm. Not bad, Sakura," Sasuke said, with the Uchiha smirk. "But I think we both could use a little practice later... what do you say?"
"Of course! I mean...if that's all right with you..." Sakura said, blushing as much as Hinata. "And as for my question, hell yes. Dr. Eggman, your turn!"
"Well... the thought has come to me a couple of times. But I think I'd prefer to be a villan for now," Eggman replied. "Prince?"
"Thank you!" I said, taking the money.
"And thanks for saying that my Robots are cool," Eggman said. "Next letter!"
hello everyone, (dude with scaly tail walks out with a sheet of paper)
I have questions for everybody.
first is for Hinata. What would you say if Naruto was using you for his own twisted gain and that (pulls Hinata into very passionate kiss) you should love me?
Second is for sasuke. Have you ever considered that maybe Itachi didn't kill your clan, but maybe another Uchiha. Tsukyome is a genjutsu that can destabilize some ones brain waves or even kill them?
Now Naruto. What do you think might have happened if Your dad didn't die?
Minato, where do you think the name Arashi Kazama came from cuz that's what everyone says your name is?
Kushina, How did you die on your mission, and what was it anyway
(If he's back) Orochimaru, why do you and Jaraiya whave markings like your crying? Is it a bi thing?
Anko, IS it true that you were once a very sweet and shy girl. IS it true, and if it is, can I have a picture?
Kyuubi, I've read that you were once a gaurdian of Konoha or that some on e killed your cubs. Is it true? and if it is I'm sorry.
Sakura, is inner sakura a kekkei genkai or is it that you have some problems?
Metal Sasuke, how could someone put unlimited chakra into your system.? that's nearly impossible.
Metal Sonic, Are just as fast as sonic or are you just some lame copy?
Kakashi, could you do the coacoa puffs theme, and I mean all of it?
Eggman, I read about you and sonic when you were just kids, and that you were jealus of his speed, but you had you're smarts, so maybe you were both jealus of each other, but why did you turn you're own dad in to a robot?
Mikoto, did you marry into the clan, or are you inbreeding?
Prince, you may have enough money for the deul disks, but what about decks? But that's not my vote. I vote for robot. Here's $50 worth of parts.
Bye bye everybody
icedragon967
A person grab Hinata out of nowhere, and gave her a kiss. Naruto, Kyuubi, and Anko all twiched at this. Before anyone knew what happened, all three of them punched Icedragon so hard that he flew through the wall.
"HINATA-HIME IS OURS." All three said, hugging Hinata close to them, who blushed at the feeling of love coming from them.
"Well, that could be a possibilty... but few people got the Sharingan, let alone the Magenkyo, within the clan, and there is no proof," Sasuke reluctanly admitted. "Naruto?"
"Look at the story, 'Neo Yondamie Hokage'. I think that's a pretty good example," Naruto replied. "Dad?"
"I think that it might just be a nickname," Minato said. "My love?"
"Like I said, a guy with these weird red eyes killed me. And it's been so long since the mission, that I forgot all about it," Kushina replied. "Orochimaru?"
"I really don't know myself. I've been trying to get rid of mine forever!" Orochimaru growled. "Anko, your turn!"
"Yes, I used to be just like Chibi-chan. I'll give you this picture if you promise to NEVER do that to Chibi-chan again," Anko replied, giving Ice the pic. "Kyuu-chan?"
...I'll reveal the real reason next chapter. Kyuubi said. Sakura, your turn.
"It's a dormat bloodline that hasn't been awakend yet," Sakura replied. "Metal Sasuke?"
"That secret will be revealed in the sequal," Metal Sasuke replied. "Metal Sonic?"
"Look at the movie where I meet Sonic for the first time, and you'll know the answer to that," M. Sonic replied. "Kakashi?"
"Sure! Just send me the Lyrics to it, and I'll do it," Kakashi replied. "Eggman?"
"...Where did you read that from?" Dr. Eggman asked. "Mikoto?"
"Yes, I'm inbreeding. Though not anymore, since the only other men with the pure blood of the Uchiha are my sons," Mikoto replied. "Prince?"
"Thanks for the money!" I said, taking it. "And don't worry about Decks. I've got that covered. Next letter!"
Begin Transmission.
The t.v. turns on and we see the remains of what used to be Orochimaru's base. "Okay you guys, here's the money I promised." (Hands over a sack full of cash to each Akatsuki member, and two beautiful female mogooses that would put Anko, Hinata, and Kyuubi's beauty combined to shame over to Jiraiya.) "Now just go do what S-ranked ninja's normally do with a lot of money, and sexy mongoose demons, and now, come my demon friends, we shall return to base to properally answer questions." (I poof back into the room fallowed by the F.A.D. troops carrying money sacks three times larger than the Akatsuki's) "Okay, now here's my questions/dares/threats."
Kakashi...did you just refuse to take off your mask until this chapter? While I appreaciate you complying to this dare, if you don't do the dare this chapter, I'll lock you in a room with the American Naruto puppet from Naruto Abridged and force you to read all of fanfictions Kakashi Yaoi stories for the rest of this chapter. Oh, and here's the new copy of my book. This ones about a mother who takes certain perverted liking to her son. (Giggles Pervertedly)
ANKO, WHERE THE F(beep)ING HELL WERE YOU! WE WAITED SIX F(beep)ING HOURS PAST THE ATTACK TIME IN A RAIN STORM FOR YOU TO ARRIVE! AND THE ONLY REASON WE WAITED THAT LONG WAS BECAUSE IT TOOK THREE HOURS PAST THE ATTACK TIME FOR TSUNADE TO DELIVER THE GOODS! Ahem, right, Anko-sama, please accept my two perverted books I wrote as an a apology. Oh, and you didn't answer my questions last chapter, and you no longer have to kiss Kakashi for obvious reasons. (Giggles Pervertedly)
Yo Hinata, you didn't answer my questions last chapter. And of coarse, the last chapter doesn't count for that question. Oh, and did you find that letter I sent Naruto.
Naruto, I'm canceling my plans for kidnapping Hinata(A bunch of groans are heard as we see the F.A.D. walk away, each of them carrying ropes, gags, berlaff sacks, and traquilizer guns.)for obvious reasons. (Giggles pervertedly) And a pistol, come on you guys, ninja's don't need those kind of weapons. What they need is a fully armed and loaded tank!(All the sudden one of the walls crashes down and a couples mongooses driving a tank comes in)And the F.A.D. are just the soldiers to teach you naruto.
Okay Prince, I'm here to explain how Metal Prince works. M. Prince is designed the same way M. Sasuke is and has a really powerful Jutsu called the 'Super Bear Hug Jutsu'. Allow me to demostrate. M. Prince, use the Super Bear Hug Jutsu! Target: Sasuke Uchiha!
Sasuke, the Super Bear Hug Jutsu would even hurt Orochimaru. So be prepared for a world of hurt.
Mikoto, close your eyes, rather you see your son in a world of hurt from a crushing bear hug.
Sakura, same as Mikoto.
Kyuubi, you didn't answer my question last time, and did you and you and Shakaku ever have any certain pleasureable experiences.
"Time for the random fortune telling lever." (Pulls Lever) "Today it says, that I will give you all a copy of my perverted books." "Okay." (Gives everyone a copy of the book)
End Transmission.
"Okay, time to keep my promise," Kakashi replied, removing his mask.
The rest of the people in the room, the women in particular, were speechless.
"...If I were gay...hell even if I were BI..." Naruto trailed off.
"I know what you mean... he really IS a Weapon of Mass Suduction..." Sakura said, close to drooling.
Mikoto and Rin said nothing. They simply grabbed Kakashi by the shoulders, and dragged him into the room that Naruto was in (it was cleaned afterwards). But they were smart enough to use the Sound-proof jutsu before they began.
"...Well...I'm scarred for life...again," Sasuke said. "Anko...it's your turn..."
"Sorry, but as you could see, I was a bit...busy..." Anko said with half-lidded eyes and a smirk. "But thanks for the books. I'll read them right away. Chibi-chan?"
"Well, before what happened...last chapter...no," Hinata replied. "Naru-chan, what letter is he talking about?"
"...Nothing..." Naruto said, ripping up the letter behind his back. "And thanks for the army! They can teach me durning the Sequal. Prince-sama?"
"Super-bear-hug no jutsu!" Metal Prince shouted, trapping Sasuke in a HUGE bear hug.
"GAK!" Sasuke said, feeling himself get crushed. Sakura had her eyes closed so she wouldn't have to see.
Well, no, I never had a boyfriend. Before Naruto, no one really caught my interest. Even though I did have a few flings with Shukaku, he's NOTHING compared to the brat. Kyuubi said.
Everybody got Perverted books (even Orochimaru).
"THANKS!" Everybody said. "Next letter!"
Haha. This is funny. Keep going
Orochimaru - Why does everyone call you a "snake guy" instead of a "vampire?" Because you DID bite Sasuke's neck!! You jerk!!
Sasuke - cries Everyone hates you. Why!? WHY?! WHY?! calms down but seriously, why does everyone pick on you? and it has to be something more than just "leaving the leaf village" and plus you hardly even hurt Naruto he's fine. So why does everyone hate you?
Naruto - YOU MEANY-PANTS!! Why did you and Sasuke have to be rivals... u guys would've made great friends when u were kids. rolls eyes next time... Be. his. friend. P
Sakura - get over Sasuke. he's MINE!!
Kakashi - When u said "you and Sasuke weren't goofing around" what did u mean by that? are you like a gay perv or something?
um... i guess that's all. sry all my questions kind of revolved around Sasuke... i can't help it.
From: Pirate Girl
"Meh. I've got a huge robot Snake now. So I don't CARE what you think of me," Orochimaru replied. "Sasuke-kun, go!"
"I have no idea. But the people I really HATE are Pro Itachi/Anti me fans. I mean...what the hell?" Sasuke replied, having gotten out of the bearhug. "Naruto?"
"...Well, that's a first. Someone blaming ME instead of Sasuke," Naruto said. "Huh. Sakura-nee-chan?"
"Well, I think that the kiss he just gave me says other wise," Sakura said with a blush on her face. "Kakashi-sensei's a bit...busy right now, so on to the next letter!"
here are my ?s
naruto & hinata: how do you feel about the fanfics where naruto gets raped by girls (including you hinata)? and read i wait no more it is kinda um how do i say it different.
sauske: i think you should get a girlfriend i don't care who
sakura: who would you hook up with if you couldn't have sauske?
kakashi:did u kno people who read/watch to much feel less pleasure when they actually do it
orochi:um not really sure wat to say to you
Kyuubi: how do you feel about the fics where naruto became more powerful than you i.e. tentailed or twelve tailed?
From: Crackerbox9
"...There are fics like that?" Naruto and Hinata said, sweat dropping. "Sasuke, your turn."
"Hm. I think the kiss that I gave Sakura will answer your comment," Sasuke said, smirking. "Sakura?"
"Well...my next choice would be Naruto. But that wouldn't be fair to either him or me," Sakura replied. "Kakashi-sensei is busy, so Oreo?"
"...Whatever." Orochimaru replied. "Kyuubi?"
...It's fine. As long as it's ONLY Naruto. Kyuubi replied. Next Letter.
To Sasuke: Please go kill yourself.
To Lee: Why youth?
To Sakura: Why Sasuke? He's emo.
To Gai: Why spandex?
To Kakashi: Why are you a pervert?
From: LeeSaku4ever
"Hm. You first, prick," Sasuke replied cooly. "Sakura?"
"...You haven't read the whole story, have you?" Sakura said, eyes half-lidded. "Anyway, Kakashi is busy, and Guy and Lee aren't here yet, so on to the last Letter!"
insert revealing picture of Negima's Mana Tatsumiya here
Anyone who isn't drooling will be shot. loads Fusion Mortar
From: Dark Knight
All of the males in the room drooled at the picture. Except for Sasuke and Naruto.
"Meh, I'm already taken," Sasuke replied.
"Me too, and my girls are hotter than HER. No offense," Naruto said as well.
"And that's it for this chapter! Now you can ask the REAL Gaara, The Log, and Rin questions as well. And since I got so much money from you people, I've decided to make Duel Disks, AND a Robot! Now you can vote on who you want the robot to be made after, AND who you want to be included in the very first Yu-Gi-Oh Duel! Catch you next continue!"