Yep, it's another Ask Naru Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
I am SO happy now! This fic has gotten to over 100 reviews! Thanks to ALL who reviewed! Here is the next chapter!
Kakashi, Mikoto and Rin all got out of the room at last, looking very much like Naruto and his harem did.
"Sasuke, meet your new Mom and Dad," Mikoto said, giving both Kakashi and Rin a peck on the cheek.
"...You CAN'T be serious." Sasuke said.
"Look at it this way, kiddo. At least you won't have to worry about reviving the clan by yourself!" Mikoto said with an impish smile.
"...What happened to my sweet, innocent, demure mother that I knew and loved...?" Sasuke sighed.
"She died when she became an overlord," Mikoto replied. "But don't worry! I'll always love you, Sasuke-chan!" She added with a sweet smile.
"Hello...son-in-law." Both Kakashi and Rin said at the same time, smiling.
"...I know that I wanted a new family...but this isn't what I had in mind," Sasuke said, covering his face with his hands. Sakura rubbed his back to comfort him.
"Hey...where did Prince-sama go off to? And where's Dr. Sunny-Side up?" Naruto questioned.
"That's Dr. Eggman. And I'm not sure myself, really," Funk Gaara said.
"..." The Log said.
"...He's over there," Gaara said, pointing me out.
I was carrying a defeated Metal Sasuke (who was still in Chakra Form) with my Chakra Gloves that Dr. Eggman gave me.
"Blast...Metal Sasuke took a beating at the hands of Kiba in that other Ask fic... I need to fix him up. Next time, that Dog-boy won't be so lucky!" I declared. "Has anyone seen Dr. Eggman? I could use his help..."
Before anyone could answer, the good doctor himself entered the room.
"I'm right here, Prince-san! And I heard about your little problem. So this is a perfect time to unveil my greatest invention!" Dr.Eggman said, pulling out a remote control and pressing it.
All of a sudden, the roof to the room began to open, bringing lots of sunlight into it!
"How do you guys feel about taking a little trip? Because this will help us do it!" Dr. Eggman said, pointing up to the sky after the roof opened up all the way.
Everyone looked up... and what they saw shocked them.
It was a huge floating BattleShip!
"Behold my floating masterpiece, The Egg Carrier 3.0!" Eggman laughed in trimuph. (Cue Egg Carrier Theme from Sonic Adventure) "Now we can get this Ask fic on the road. Or should I say, the SKY! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
"What is that thing?!" Naruto said in awe.
"It's a huge ship! ...But it's floating! How can that be?!" Sasuke said, looking at the huge piece of machinary.
"This...this is way beyond even the technology of ANYTHING within Oto!" Orochimaru said, still in the Egg Viper.
"But...how are we supposed to get into it from here?" Sakura questioned.
"Glad you asked!" Dr. Eggman replied, pushing another button.
Beams of blue light fell down unto the cast! And THEY began to float!
"WOAH!" Everyone went as they began to float upwards towards the Ship.
"All Abord!" Eggman cackled, as everyone vanished into the Ship.
Later on, everyone found themselves within the Egg Carrier, marveling at the technology within it.
"This. Is. AWESOME!" Naruto declared, running around the ship and taking in all the sights.
"I must admit, this has much more room then the white room we were in," Sasuke said.
"And look at the view!" Sakura said, seeing that the Egg Carrier was way above the clouds.
"T-This is incredible...!" Hinata stammered, amazed that this was all going down.
"Yes, yes. I've outdone myself this time," Eggman said with another chuckle.
"So, you've finally revealed yourself, Doctor," A deep voice said to the right of Eggman.
"I was wondering where you vanished to, Dr. Egghead!" A lighter, cockier voice said to the left of Eggman.
Eggman froze at the voices. "It...it can't BE!"
Out of the dark corners of the Carrier came Sonic and Shadow.
"Sonic! Shadow! What are you two rodents doing here?!" Dr. Eggman said, livid.
Metal Sonic was glaring at Sonic with frighting intensity.
"Well, we found it odd that you seemed to vanish off the face of the earth. So we decided to find your secret base, and wait until you took out the Egg Carrier 3.0 for a spin!" Sonic said with a smirk on his face.
"Now we have you right where we want you. So, Doctor, what are you up to this time that it would have to involve so many people?" Shadow said, noticing all of us.
"Humph. For your information, you rodents, I've been helping a man by the name of Prince keep control of an Ask fic that he was, and still is, doing. For once, I'm not up to anything evil. And if you don't believe me, then ask everyone here," Eggman said, annoyed.
"It's true. He's been good the entire time," I replied.
Everybody else nodded.
"...Fine. I'll believe them. For now. But I'm watching you, Doctor," Shadow said.
"Ditto!" Sonic said.
"Same goes for you, Hedgehogs," Eggman said, glaring at them.
"Anyway, it's time to go to the questions! But before we begin, I have to say that I've taken Lucifel's advice. So from now on, parts of your letter WILL get edited out if they fall under any of these circumstances.
1. It's been asked MILLIONS of Times before.
2. It messes with any plans that I have for the sequal.
3. It's nothing but senesless BASHING, which I HATE.
4. I can't understand it without having to resort to spellcheck.
5. You want me to do something that I REALLY can't understand.
6. The person isn't there.
7. It brings in more people than I would like.
8. It's REALLY long, and won't really impact the fic that much.
And 9. For this chapter, it adresses Metal Sasuke, who I shall be reparing this chapter.
I hope that you can understand this, and that it won't discourge you from reading anymore. And with that, on to the first letter!" I said.
Dr. Eggman pressed a switch, and a HUGE Screen came out from the roof of the ship, displaying the first letter.
Hmm. I would like to see a robot Sakura to see how she fights against Metal Sasuke.
To Prince: I don't know what flame rising is but don't worry I'm only sticking with the C2 I created. Omaesan Hinata-hime.
To Hinata: If you and Naruto got married would you end up like Angelina and Brad in Mr. And Mrs. Smith and try to kill each other which would later lead to wild, angry, passionate loving?
To Sasuke: -whispers- I know something that can fight off Itachi. Summon the Cthulu. But be careful. One look in its eyes and it will cause anyone to go mad and die.
To Orochimaru: just letting you know I hate Kabuto more than you.
To Mikoto: YEAH! PRINNY DOOD! I wish I also had Flonne from Disgaea. She's just so cute.
To Naruto: are you mad that I told your parents you parade around as a naked girl sometimes?
-points at Hinata- HINATA-HIME GUESS WHAT! I'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH SOUL CALIBUR 3 FOR AWHILE AND I MADE YOU! I'm glad I finally made a custom version of you. As for everyone else here... -.-' sorry I'm having trouble making other Naruto characters. HOWEVER I'M TAKING REQUESTS FOR CHARACTER CREATIONS TO POST ON MY PROFILE! Anything?
Well that's it for now. This Doggy Demon Overlord has to prepare for 2 anime conventions here in Newark, NJ. And one is a yuricon.
BYE BYE WOOF!
From: Mahou Inu Alex
"Okay, that's one vote for a Metal Sakura. And Flame Rising is a flamer that likes to flame stories that suck. I think that he is the most famous flamer yet. Plus, his Fourm, the Fireplace, has the most hits of all the fourms. He is funny...as long as he doesn't flame your work," I replied. "Hinata-chan?"
"Um...I'll have to get back to you on that..." Hinata said, blushing like she always does, but smiling at the thought. "Sasuke-san?"
"...Thanks for the advice. ...Although I have NO idea what a Cthulu is," Sasuke replied. "Oreo, answer."
"Thanks...I think," Orochimaru replied. "Mikoto, your turn."
"I'm glad you like it," Mikoto replied with a smile on her face. "Naruto-san?"
"Nah, not really," Naruto replied. "Hinata-chan?"
"How nice for you!" Hinata said. "C-could you make Naruto? And t-time for the next letter..."
More questions for the crew.
Naruto, what would your opinion be on fics where you're a girl?
Sasuke, are you a vampire? or just really vengful?
Orochimaru, why did you look for Kimimaro in the first place?
Gaara, are cookies and pandas your favorite things?
Kyuubi, are you king or queen?
Gaara, you are funny and cute when you keep failing to kill Kimimaro.
Sasuke, who is your least favorite out of all the Sound nins? dead or alive. (Can't count Orochimaru, he's not either)
Sakura, YOU'RE FREAKING SCARY!
Kakashi, how good are u at Dance Dance Revolution?
Hinata, is Naruto good in bed?
Anko, why do you like Dango so much?
From: Moon Shadow
"I HATE fics where I'm a girl, because I'm usually paired up with Sasuke-teme, or worse ITACHI!" Naruto said.
"But I think you'd look HOT as a girl, Naruto-kun..." Anko said with a sexy smirk. "We'll have to see how... real that Sexy-No-Jutsu is durning our next session..."
Naruto and Hinata blushed at the thought, while Kyuubi smirked. "Um...Sasuke?"
"I choose the second option," Sasuke replied. "Sakura, your turn."
"...Why am I scary?" Sakura said, sweat dropping. "Oreo?"
"He was the perfect vessel for me. ...Until I found out about that illness..." Orochimaru grumbled. "Gaara-kun, your turn."
"I like nothing. ...Except for my friends and family," Gaara replied. "And how was I 'Cute'? Uchiha, your turn.
"I'd say Jiborou. He was pretty much useless," Sasuke replied. "Kakashi, answer your question."
"Now Sasuke, is that anyway to talk to your soon-to-be Father-in-Law?" Kakashi teased Sasuke, who wanted to strangle him. "Anyway, I'm good. But not as good as Prince and Funk Gaara. Hinata?"
"He's...good. VERY good..." Hinata said, blushing like mad, while Naruto smirked, wrapping an arm around her. "Anko-chan?"
"I don't know. I just like the taste, I guess. ...Though it's nothing compared to Naruto's taste..." Anko said.
"Must you be so vulger, Anko-chan?" Naruto sighed.
"It's part of the reason you love me so much." Anko replied, hugging Naruto from behind. "Time for the next letter!"
A 'full' letter? Fine.
Everyone: Why the hell haven't you knocked out Konoha's Village Council yet? They're more crooked than an American political party. A Hokage-controlled dictatorship should be a fine replacement. Totalitarianism's always a good thing, ain't that right homie? (Stalin: Damn straight.) Indeed.
From: Dark Knight
"Trust me, we're going to work on it as soon as we can after this is all over," Minato replied. "The Council isn't fit to even shine my shoes with how they've been going."
"Sorry I cut out a HUGE part of your letter, but seeing as how we're in the SKY now, I doubt that the army could reach us. And even if they did, we've got TONS of Machines ready to be used. They wouldn't stand a chance," I said. "Next letter!"
Uh, wow. First lucky blond bastard and now lucky masked bastard (why do they get the girls im stuck reading harem fics. Grr...)
LOG! GARRA OF THE FUNK! GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING THERE?! CANT YOU SEE THAT VEGETA AND MASAKOX ARE BEING TRIPLE TEAMED BY YOU TUBE DAILY MOTION AND ANIME FLAGGER 123 masako already got his kicked on youtubeacount deletion sound oh
(about Madara) you want proof eh? (laptop appears in front with the links to the following chaps and their quotes)
(qutoes go to prince since i cant do the chaps too lazy the sharingan's true power my power uchiha madara's power
chap before latest about intentional summon of kyuubi
Kyuubi: did madara summon you to have a fling with you when he was your summoner
Minato: I didn't see one of my questions answered ill say again did the 3rd know shiki fujin before you died?
Uhh Sasuke, the simple reason for the hate on you is that its too easy to predict Kishimoto's ways.
For example, I knew about Naru's heritage in the first episode on the anime and its obvious that Itachi is indepedantly planning something. Also, did it occur to you that with Madara around that he would be ordered by the guy that made his eyes pratically to kill the clan due to the unknown info on the valley of the end of Madara's defeat by Shodai and the clan being a clan for konoha?
Another Q for Kyuu(rhyme): Look at this fic(true power) are you mad at the harem aspect of it excluding you as a male?
Bye for now.
From: Woot
"...Doesn't Dailymotion let MasakoX and Vegeta3986 post their work there?" Funk Gaara said. For him and The Log.
"Hmmm...if Madara really IS alive, then we could have trouble..." Kakashi said. "Kyuubi?"
That bastard TRIED to. But I was too strong for him. Kyuubi replied. Bastard? I mean, Minato?
"No, Sarutobi didn't. Otherwise, he would have used it instead of me," Minato replied. "Sasuke-san?"
"...So the reason I'm being hated is because Kishimoto is predictable?" Sasuke said. "That SUCKS. And until I get proof that Madara did something to Itachi, I'll continue to hate him. Kyuubi?"
What are you talking about? I get some action in that story. Kyuubi replied. Next letter.
okay questions:
naruto i have a few for you:
1.what do you think about the fics where you have a bloodline?
2.what about fics where you hide behind an emotional mask?
3.or the ones where you bring sauske back but get beat up and kicked out because you had to break some bones to get him to comply(basically knocked him out)?
4.the ones where you start your own village(read: the village of chakra, and you don't deserve me.)
5. how bout the ones where naruto can sing very well(read music binds)
sakura: if the authors who wrote fics where you kicked naruto out of the village for bringing sauske back poofed into the room right now what would you do to them?
sauske same question as sakura also read you don't deserve me i think you will be shocked at what the auther says about itachi(and no he does't hate you from wat i can tell)
kakashi when he gets out: how do u feel about the fics where naruto wears a facemask like you(i read a fic where naruto looked like a mini kakashi but i forgot wat it was)and ones where he also like to read icha icha(and has your personality)
From: Crackerbox
"1: Cool. 2: Alright. 3: Those SUCK. 4: Awesome! And 5: Not bad," Naruto replied. "Sakura-nee-chan?"
"I would KILL those IDIOT authors, UNLESS they have me getting better in the end," Sakura replied. "Sasuke-kun?"
"Same as Sakura, and I've read that story. It was okay, but I still need MANGA proof," Sasuke replied. "Kakashi?"
"Hey, a mini-me is ALWAYS good," Kakashi replied. "Next Letter."
Gaara: Everyone said they were happy for you being together with Lee. Are you happy? (and how is he in bed)
Sasuke: EW! I know better! You don't really like kissing Sakura!! -sulks in a corner cuddling her uchihacest stories-
Orochimaru: So, you fooled around with the sannin three, what stuff have you done with the akatsuki? And while your at it, please don't deny having done things to Kimimaro and Kabuto.
From: Lucifel
"...What is this female talking about?" Gaara questioned.
"Um, Lucifel, we were talking about YOUR Gaara. Not ours," Sakura said. "Sasuke-kun?"
"...Must. Resist. Urge. To Burn. Uchihacest stories..." Sasuke said, twiching violently. "Sigh...Oreo?"
"Trust me, if I answered that question, then this fic would go to an M-rating," Orochimaru replied. "Next letter!"
Sensatsu Suisho Drifter
Hey!
Naruto: if Yugito was still alive & her being the only female jinchuuriki would she have made a good girlfriend?
oreo! u will pay for harming Anko! (hands her my sharpest katana)
Oh Minato how do u feel about ur maybe old teammates wanting to kill ur son?
former prince here's 9 mil yen (i live in japan ok)
mikoto-sama do u hate Itachi 4 killing u? (i never liked the fact that he killed u)
kakashi: where did u get the habit of constantly reading ? (maybe from minato)
"Maybe, but I'm happy with Hinata, Anko, and Kyuubi," Naruto replied.
"Thanks for the Katana!" Anko said, glaring at Orochimaru while holding it up.
Orochimaru STILL ignored her.
"What are you talking about?" Minato questioned.
"Thanks for the money!" I said. "Mikoto-sama?"
"I don't hate him. But I WILL teach him a little lesson when I see him..." Mikoto said. "Kakashi-kun?"
"That...is a secret!" Kakashi said with a smile. "Next letter!"
Well Naruto, I hope your enjoying your gifts that I gave you. And I have another question how did you and Iruka meet up in the first place? And were you wary of him? And I have a few last gifts for you, an xbox 360 with Assassins creed and Halo 3. Oh, and I found clucky. Here you go.
From: Bulrog
"Yeah, I am! I met Iruka-sensei when I was 5. He was a little mean at first, but we became close after a while. And THANKS FOR THE 360 AND COOL GAMES!" Naruto said, hooking them up to a huge T.V within the Egg Carrier. "CLUCKY! I MISSED YOU!" He added, petting his pet chicken. "Next letter!"
Everybody: I have some thing for you all the ups should be arriving with your things just try not to go crazy over them I'll see you online.
Prince: I challange... the log to a duel against either my Dragon or Alien deck...you're going to get bured or probed you damn log(evil laugh that makes you think i'm crazy)
Garra of the funk: i've never seen you before were are you from?
From: Dragon
"KICK-ASS!" Everybody said when they got a 360 and a Copy of Halo 3. "THANKS!"
"We'll see. Just send me your deck list, and I'll see what I can do," I replied.
"I'm from Naruto: The Abridged Seires. You'll find it on Youtube or Dailymotion," Funk Gaara replied. "Next Letter."
Hello this is my set of questions and gifts for ask the naru crew.
(picture of a large black fox appears on the large screen tv)
Greetings Naru Crew and guests! I am the mighty Nocturne no Kitsune!
Now before I get started I will say that I will not bash and/or flame any of you, so
put your minds at ease. And now for the Q&A!
Naruto: I have read a few fics where you took up puppetering and it
seemed to be going good for you, if you had the chance would you take it up? Just to
see if it would work for you? And if you couldn't have Hinata would you think of
maybe hooking up with one of the sound girls? And heres a gift to help you
decide. (poofs in the what if machine)
Sasuke: I'm happy you got your mom back dude thats some serious good will
by the readers, helping you get your mom back and all. And as for the thing
with your brother, a few of my sources say that he was seen talking to a man in
full body black robes a few days before 'IT' happened. And that what ever the
guy was saying was getting him really off. and for your gift, a double
fire element NagiNata. (poofs in the naginata) P.S. try talking to Kyu-chan
bout helping with your brother, cuz from what i hear the Sharingan was made
when Kyu-chan imparted a small part of her essence in to the first of your
clan, so wouldn't she be able to take it back and strip him of his Sharingan?
Sakura: Ello pretty lady its a pleasure to meet you, Iam happy that you and Sasuke seem to be getting along so far in this fic and I hope to see more of it. i am also happy of your growth in shippdun,seeing u give naruto such a pounding while at the same time showing us
that u had grown and was no longer the old nasty sakura that pounded naruto for no reason. as for your gift poofs in horomone timulate just cuz he needs that little extra help to realize his love (wink).
Dr Eggman: greetings good doctor! it is a pleasure to meet you! i am a
big fan of yours and i find it somewhat unfair that sonic always wins, as
for my questions, what was your fave invention? and have u ever thought bout
turning tails to the dark side? like hes a super smart inventor like u, and he
has all that grief from losing cosmo , he knows sonic and the others inside out
and have you ever noticed how he seems to need a lot more chaos power then
sonic or shadow to turn just semi super? would that mean that he needs so much
power for his true super that it makes sonics or shadows look like wimps?
and for your gift heres the .C.E.N. OR CHAOS ENREGY NUETERILER! hit sonic
with this then poof goes super form as well as all that chaos he has stored up
to makes him self so fast and durable.
sorry folks but my times up and Ihave to go but dont worry i will be
back
with more! with best wishes, Nocturne no Kitsune
"Hmmm...I hadn't thought of that. I'll have to try that later. Thanks for the advice!" Naruto said. "And I'm happy enough with my girls, so thanks but no thanks to the machine. Sasuke-teme?"
"Hn. Thanks. Maybe I'll look more into the reason why the Uchiha Clan was destroyed. And thanks for the new weapons. And while I could ask Kyuubi for help, I'd rather that me and my mother get him with our own power," Sasuke replied. "Sakura?"
"THANKS! I really like people that see that I've changed for the better. And I don't think that I'll need this horomone any more. But thanks anyway," Sakura replied. "Dr. Eggman?"
"I'd have to say that the Egg Carrier, that we are in, is my favorite invention so far. And I never thought about bringing Tails to the darkside...I'll have to think about that..."
Sonic brought out the Chaos Emeralds, and both him and Shadow turned into their Super Forms. "You were saying, Egghead?"
Dr. Eggman fired the C.E.N at both of the Hedeghog's, and they reverted back to normal.
"What the heck?!" Sonic shouted.
"What kind of trick was that?!" Shadow shouted as well.
"Heh heh, thanks for the C.E.N!" Dr. Eggman chuckled. "Next letter!"
Yo, sorry it took so long.
Orochimaru- Ya, Kakashi killed the person I was going to have you kill, but now I'm on the run from his generals because somehow they figured out it was my fault. either that or they're still upset I stole that popsicle... pretend you didn't hear that.
Kakashi- yah, thanks for the favor, here's the payment. /Hands over a bag/. The question is a riddle- I crawl on three feet in the morning, walk on two feet at midday, and hobble on three feet in the evening. what am I?
Naruto- Someone told you you're a lycan? That really isn't very believable- one of your parents would have to have been one, or you would have had to have been bitten. And why do you need training to learn to use the blades of chaos? X is light attack, Square is heavy attack, and you get more powerful techniques by killing low class demons. Simple.
Sasuke- Beg the great log for forgiveness... Or face the wrath of my legion of undead... squirrels... they're stronger then they sound, okay.
Sakura- True enough, but you're name is still really corny. Spring Cherry blossom?
Sorry no more questions- I have to meet Zorback and plot my revenge... Oh, but one more thing. /A portal forms out of darkness, spitting a bat into the room. The bat bites Orochimaru and Anko./
Gotta run... they're on to me...
From: Vindincus
"Oh well. Got any other people you want me to kill? Now that we're out of that room, I can go ANYWHERE in this Egg Viper that the good Doctor gave me," Orochimaru replied. "Kakashi?"
"Thanks for the shipment," Kakashi replied, handing some to Rin and Mikoto, much to the chargin of Sasuke. "Sorry, but I have NO idea what the answer to the riddle is. Naruto?"
"I had a feeling that I didn't have Lycan Blood in me. And it really is easy to use these once you get the hang of it," Naruto said, swinging around the blades with ease. "Sasuke-teme?"
"...But he started it! I refuse! Besides, with my new fire weapons, they don't stand a chance!" Sasuke said, crossing his arms. "Sakura?"
"...I know it sounds corny, but I like it, and that's all that matters," Sakura replied.
All of a sudden, a portal formed, and out flew a bat. The Bat bit Anko on the Neck, and tried to bite Orochimaru, but couldn't since he was behind the window shield of the Egg Viper.
Within seconds of being bitten by the Bat, Anko turned into a Vampire.
"Well...this is interesting," Anko replied. "But I'm not hungry for blood. ...I'm hungry for something...WHITE..."
Naruto gluped. "Uh...timeforthenextletter!"
I'm back! Questions comin' up! Oh, and by the way Sasuke and Sakura, you're welcome. I figured if no one else did it, I should.
Naruto: When you, Kiba, Shikamaru and Choji snuck out of classes, what did you do?
Sasuke: When did you first learn the Katon: Gokyakuu No Jutsu?(Fire Ball Jutsu)
Sakura: In Naruto Shippuuden, why did you punch the heck outta Naruto?
Hinata: I highly approve of you and Naruto together and how was growing up with Neji, Hanabi and Hiashi?
Gaara of the Desert: After you turned good, did you spend more time with Kankuro and Temari?
Kyuubi: Since you're a girl, how does it feel taking over Naruto since he's a boy? If you don't answer it, then it's probably because of privacy.
Dr. Eggman: In Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, what were your first opinions of Shadow and Rouge? Plus, are you aware that you have a spinoff character named King Sharyar in the Wii game, Sonic and the Secret Rings?
Prince: You rule! (tosses him a sack of more cash)
P.S. NaruHina and SasuSaku 4eva! (Gives Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata a sack of cash and honeymoon recommendations. To Gaara, a book on how to use sand to even more advantages. To Eggman, schematics and blueprints on upgraded Egg Robots)
Whew, I typed a lot didn't I?
Bye for now!
Kid Anime
"Well, we mostly just hung out by Ichiraku's. And talked about this and that," Naruto replied. "Sasuke?"
"My father taught it to me when I was 5," Sasuke replied. "Sakura?"
"I did that because he was about to use an even MORE perverted technique than the Sexy Jutsu! And in front of Konohamaru no less!" Sakura huffed. "Hinata-chan?"
"T-Thank you!" Hinata said, all smiles. "It was tough at first, but after Naru-chan beat Neji-nii, things got a whole lot better. Gaara-san?"
"Yes, I spent more time with them. We are a lot closer as a result," Gaara replied. "Kyuubi-san?"
...It felt weird at first, but I got use to it after a while. Kyuubi replied, looking bored. Doctor?
"To tell the truth, I really didn't trust them all that much. And with good reason, since it was THEM who messed up my plans!" Eggman growled, glaring at Shadow, who glared back. "Prince-san?"
"Thank you!" I said, taking the money.
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata all got money for Honeymoon places, much to their embrassment. Gaara got a book called, 'Your Sand and You'. And Eggman got the blueprints for the Ultimate Egg Robot, the Egg Omega.
"THANKS!" They all said. "TIME FOR THE NEXT LETTER!"
Naruto: Heres a special recipe for the greatest ramen EVER, and the ingredients! (Hands the recipe and ingredients to Naruto)
Sakura: Here is a special alternate reality helmet that... (pukes) will show Sasuke being your... (pukes again) boyfriend and eventually husband. (Hands Sakura an Alternate reality helmet)
Sasuke: Heres a sword that has a tracker that can find Itachi anywhere. (Hands Sasuke the sword)
Prince: Your gift is all the new games that have been released recently! (Hands all of the games to Prince) Oh and I vote for a robot Kakashi and a duel between Naruto and Sasuke.
Hinata/Kyuubi/Anko: This is a list of all the traps in Naruto's room and exactly where they are and how to get past them. Go crazy. (Hands them the list)
Everyone else: Ten thousand dollars. (Throws ten thousands dollars) Only one of you is allowed to have it so... FIGHT OVER IT!
From: Nic
"Thanks, man!" Naruto said, taking the gifts. "I can't wait to taste it! Sakura-nee-chan! Your turn!"
"Thanks! I'll use it right away! ...After I clean the puke off of it..." Sakura said, looking a little disgusted. "Sasuke-kun?"
"Thanks for the gift," Sasuke said cooly.
"SWEET-ASS! Thanks!" I said, taking the gifts.
"THANK YOU!" Naruto's Harem said, looking over the list.
All of a sudden, Ten thousand dollars dropped into the room.
"MINE!" Everybody shouted, about to jump the pile.
Dr. Eggman pulled out a Laser. "Step away from the money!"
Everybody complied. Except for Kyuubi.
Put that down before you hurt yourself. Kyuubi said.
Eggman fired the Laser at Kyuubi.
It had no effect.
Wanna try that again? Kyuubi said, smirking.
"...No..." Dr. Eggman said.
Thought so. Kyuubi replied, taking all of the money. Next Letter.
The t.v. turns on and we see me wearing a tuxedo and a stick in one hand. On bleachers in front of me were the sand people from Star Wars. "Okay boys, and a one, and a two." All the sudden the sand people started making a series of strange sounds and noises. "No, no, no, no, no, it's rar, rar, then gar, gar, not the other way around you (Beep)!" The sand people all started climbing down the bleachers and walking away. "No, no, wait you guys I, ar!"
Then the episode 4 version of Obi-Wan Kenobi walked up to me. "Obi-Wan, what am I gonna do now." "After all, I can't throw a party for Prince and the others without the sand people." "Do not worry Sniper, the sand people are easily startled, but they well return, and in greater numbers." "Oh, so were gonna have more volume here!" "Oh yes, it's going to be a great party."
"Sorry I have to cut this one short Obi-Wan, but I got questions to ask." "That's ok Sniper, I have to get back to the Star Wars verse anyways." Obi-Wan walks away. "Okay, now on to the questions!"
Okay Naruto, I just realized if you tried to beat up Eddie(the perverted mongoose I mentioned in my letter), you actually would've gotten yourself killed. You might probably wonder why I think that when you could hold your own against Itachi. Well, here's why. You ever heared of Zorbak, Manda's older ten snake headed brother. He cut in line in front of Eddie at a bar once, and let's just say, that my female mongooses now all have new leather snake-skin coats. That and I also forgot to mention that Eddie is actually the King of Mongoose summons. Oh, and here's my summoning contract for mongooses.
Kakashi, do you find it strange that Obito didn't appear in the room when he was supposedly brought back to life? And I agree that anyone who messes with are p0rn should die!
(A mongoose carrying a large crate suddenly enters the room) "Hey Sniper, I just finished the copies of are plans to cut off all p0rno shipments to Kohana." "Hey Jeffry, get out of here man." "Why?" "Kakashi's here you idiot!" (Jeffry quickly ran in the other direction to hide the plans)
Hinata, if your still wondering about that letter I sent Naruto. You remember when you said you'd give Naruto the night of his life if he rescued you. Well I made a plan to have the F.A.D. kidnap you and have Naruto come to the rescue. But alas, my plan failed... ...and yet succeded at the same time! The best part was that Naruto actually agreed to the plan! Please don't kill me! (Hides behind mongoose army)
Garra, what kind of dreams did you have the few times you tried to sleep when Shakaku was sealed inside you? Once again, please don't kill me! (Is still hiding behind mongooses)
Anko, how exactly does Orochimaru get his tounge to stretch out over 30 feet? I tried asking him a few chapters back, but he threated to molest me.
If you guys and Vindictus are wondering what happened to that midget necromancer Malluc. Will let's just say I put him to good use. (A midget with stitches in his neck carrying a tray with glasses of Dr. Pepper on it walked up to me) What can I say, I'm a necromancer to you know.
"And now it's time to once again pull the random fortune telling lever!" (Pulls Lever) " Today it says I shall bring four Naruto Characters back from the dead."
"Alright, everybody stand back!" "By the power of necromancey, and all that is darkness and evil, I summon thee, dark spirits of the afterlife, bring the souls known as Asuma, Haku, Zabuza, and Kimimaro back to life, Hiya!"
P.S. And don't worry you guys, I'll have your party ready for you by the next chapter!
"Before I forget, Summoning Jutsu!" (A massive mongoose five times bigger than Gamabunta with a sword as big as Manda wearing a red yakuta and a snake skin head over his own head like a helmet) "Say hello to Eddie everyone!"
From: Sniper
"SWEET! A PARTY!" All of the cast said.
"Okay. We all agree that we'll head on over to Sniper's after this chapter is over, right?" Dr. Eggman said.
"HELL YEAH!" Everybody else said.
"Hmmm...but can Eddie stand up to the mighty power that is KYUUBI?" Naruto said. "Guess we'll never know...Kakashi?"
Kakashi looked at the last part of his question, and narrowed his eyes. "Traitor." He growled. "But you bring up a good point. Why didn't Obito show up when he was brought back to life?"
"The sequel will reveal all..." I said. "Hinata-chan?"
"...Is this true, Naru-chan?" Hinata said, slowly turning her head to Naruto, her face blank.
Naruto suddenly feared for his life. "Um...um...yesit'struepleasedon'thurtme!" Naruto said fastly.
"...I see," Hinata said, face still blank.
Then slowly, she got a little grin on her face as she narrowed her eyes.
"Well then, I'll have to...PUNISH you when we get the chance. And I don't think that Anko-chan and Kyuubi-chan wouldn't mind helping me. Would you, laides?" Hinata said.
"You can count on us, Chibi-chan!" Anko said, with a mock salute.
This should be fun... Kyuubi said with a smirk.
Hinata turned back to Naruto and whispered in his ear, "Trust me, Naru-chan. You won't be getting ANY sleep tonight..."
Naruto gulped. In both nevorusness... and arousal. "Um...Gaara?"
"I didn't. Because unless I willed it, I never went to sleep if I could help it," Gaara replied. "Anko?"
"Orochimaru used a special potion to get that way. Why, I don't know," Anko replied.
All of a sudden, a dark portal showed up in the room. Soon after, Asuma, Zabuza, Haku and Kimimaro were flung out of it.
"Where the fuck are we?" Zabuza said, looking at all the technology around them.
"Looks like some mad scientest's room," Asuma replied.
Haku looked around, and spotted Naruto and friends. "Naruto!"
"Haku!" Naruto said, rushing over to her and hugging her. "It's been SOOOOO long! How was the afterlife treating ya?"
"It was okay. I'm just glad that I get to see you again," Haku replied, returning the Hug.
Zabuza and Kakashi locked eyes.
"Zabuza..." Kakashi said.
"Kakashi..." Zabuza replied.
They each looked the other way.
"KIMI-KUN!" Orochimaru shouted, jumping out of the cockpit of the Egg Viper, and rushing towards Kimimaro.
"OREO-SAMA!" Kimimaro shouted, catching Orochimaru in a hug.
"...And just when I thought you couldn't get any gayer..." Anko said.
Orochimaru, of course, ignored her.
All of a sudden, in a huge poof of smoke, a HUGE Mongoose appeared in the room!
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Asuma shouted.
"Sweet mother of Kami..." Orochimaru said, cowering behind Kimi.
"HELLO, YOU PEOPLE! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?!" The massive Mongoose shouted, nearly deafining everyone in the room.
"Maybe later, Eddie. We have just one more letter to answer!" I shouted up to the Mongoose.
"OKEY-DOKY!" Eddie shouted again.
To Sasuke/Hinata/Mikoto/Kakashi: (Whichever one knows)
There have been several picks where I've seen a Uchiha and a Hyuuga pair up and that has me wondering. If those clans were to crossbreed and have a child would the child either have A.Sharringan B.Byakugan C.Some hybrid of some sort or D. both bloodlines at the same time?
Naruto: I have a crazy idea, but have been too lazy to write a fic about it. Learn how to make chakra strings and then attach them to the rasengan so you can use it like a yo-yo or flail of death.
Minato: Same thing as Naruto
Kushina: Don't know what to ask you so I'll just say keep up the good work.
Sasuke: You probably don't know how to answer this but I'll ask anyway. Why haven't you absolutly raped Itachi yet when Kishimoto made you that HAXXED in the manga? No offense though.
To everyone: you'll find within a letter small speres addressed to each of you. They are pocket dimentions and they each contain all notes, documents, etc. Of all my research, jutsu knowledge and librarys, encyclopedias of the world... basically I'm looking for people to pass my extensive knowledge (I have lived for thousands upon thousands of years, just ask Kyuubi; she was my study buddy in the Alexandria library) and you were the first birds to get the worms so to speak. Remember Knowledge is power.
And finally to Dr. Gerald Robotnick: What happened to you? What's with this 'eggman' busness? You used to be Robotnick, not only does that sound cooler then eggman, but also you were a worthy challenge in the old games. Now your creations are insults hat are all named "egg[finish name here" I want the old robotnick back (no offense to you as a person).
Tell you what; if you revert back to Robotnick I will give you
1.the seven chaos emeralds
2.the master emerald
3.sonic and crew all tied-up, gagged, and awaiting your judgement.
I currently fufill those requirements and would be more then happy to give them to you and more.
I await everyone's answers with enthusiasim.
master of cheese graters
"Well, I'd think that it would be a hybrid of the two put together. Although, the Sharingan was handed down from the Byakugan, so I'm not too sure..." Mikoto said. "Naruto-kun?"
"That sounds like a good idea. If I use something like that, then I'll give you the credit," Naruto said. "Dad?"
"Thanks for the advice!" Minato said. "Love?"
"Thanks for the praise," Kushina replied. "Sasuke-san?"
"Don't worry. I'll get to that sometime in the next few chapters of the manga," Sasuke replied.
"Thanks!" Everyone said, starting to study the scrolls, books, and everything else.
"Thanks for your concern, but I think I'll stay as Dr. Eggman for now. Robotnik Carrier wouldn't sound as good as Egg Carrier. Plus, at the rate that Sega is going, I might become a good guy soon. But until then, I'll try my best to CRUSH Sonic with my own power," Eggman said, glaring at Sonic.
"Wow, Eggman. I acutally felt respect for you just then." Sonic replied.
"Humph. Don't get use to it, Hedeghog," Eggman said. "Anyway, now that that's done, who wants to go to that party?!"
"WE DO!" Everyone shouted.
"Egg Carrier, FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Dr. Eggman said, as the floating machine headed for Sniper's house.
"And that's a wrap for this chapter! Next chapter will take place at Sniper's place for the big party! We'll have the first Yu-Gi-Oh Duel, and the new robot will be revealed! So PLEASE add your votes when you send your letters, or I'll have to choose myself! And now, you can ask Sonic, Shadow, Asuma, Kimimaro, Zabuza, Eddie and Haku questions as well. Catch you next continue!"