Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: The Former PrinceofDDR
Man, this took me longer than I thought! I'm going to have to cut this into 3 parts, if I want to keep the 2-week dateline going. I hope you enjoy the first part. There will be two more after this.
"Look! I can see the party site from here!" Sonic (who rather LOVED parties) said from the deck of the Egg Carrier.
Everybody had dressed into their best clothes for the party. The ladies were in dresses of all kinds (even Anko, who rather disliked dresses...or anything girly for that matter, which is why the dress was black), and the fellows were in Tuxedos (even Naruto, who shared Anko's view about formal clothes, and Orochimaru, who looked suprisingly good).
I adjusted my tie and asked Dr. Eggman, "Are all the preperations complete, doctor?"
"Yes, everything is ready! We have the Duel Disks complete, and the robot is ready for unveiling!" Dr. Eggman replied.
"Excellent. This has the makings of being the best chapters in an Ask fic EVER!" I cheered. "Now, WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!"
Everyone else cheered loudly as a bright light englufed all of us, teloporting us out of the ship.
When the light vanished, we found ourselves before a HUGE MANSION!
"...Dude..." Asuma said, gaping at the Mansion.
"...I know..." I said, eyes wide.
Everybody else was pretty much the same way.
"We're gonna party in HERE?! KICK-ASS!" Naruto cheered.
All of a sudden, a T.V rose from a hole in the ground.
Begin Transmission.
The t.v. turns on and we see me, Jeffry, and my other mongooses sitting at the round table once more. "And thus, by cutting off all p0rno shipments to Kohana, the p0rno dealers will have no choice but to give into our demands, and being the only p0rno dealers left in Kohana, our sales will dramatically increase, and we'll make billions, bwahahahahahahaha!"
"And Alex, tell that idiotic, kage leader of the lightening country, that if he and his councel don't surrender polictal power to me, Eddie, Jeffry, and you, that I will personally, with my undead army of course, come down there, and skin them alive, and then use their skin to make nooses to hang them with!" (Finally notices the screen)
"Oh my, I'm extremely sorry you all heard that." (is blushing like mad) "However, time for the questions!"
Naruto, I just thought of something really strange, you said a few chapters ago, that you paired up with Kyuubi was , and I qoute, "Me and Kyuubi? TOGETHER? Two words. BARF. BAG.". Yet, a few chapters later, we find you f(Beep)ing her brains out! What the heck man!
Hinata, please tell me, whose little Jr. is bigger, Kiba's, or Naruto's?
Garra, if Shakaku isn't sealed inside you anymore, then how the heck are you still able to control sand?
Kakashi, and now we know why you can never take off your mask.
Sasuke, if want to learn the kage bushin, then here's a training scroll on how to do so. (gives scroll) Oh, and before I forget. (15,0 Kunai impale the ground around Sasuke) Subsitution Jutsu! (Suddenly an army of 15,0 logs appear in a poof of smoke) Enjoy Sasuke-teme.
Prince, here's a scroll on how to learn my perverted genjutsu, Icha Icha Paradise. As the name implies, it allows the user to make any perverted fantasy that they desire think is happening, it even has a fail safe flaw in it, that will allow you to get out of it, in case you know dangers approching.
Of course, the flaw only works if the user, uses it on themselves, however, use it on the enemy, and it will take even a demon lord in their full demonic glory a month to get out of it. Trust me, I know it works, I tested it on Kyuubi once. It led to some rather embarrasing pictures for the school yearbook. If you want, I can send you a copy of the pictures! (is grinning like a maniac)
Kyuubi, tell that b(Beep) of a cat demon Nibi that when and if she manages to escape from the Akatsuki's demon holding statue(looks at the Akatsuki's now shattered to pieces demon holding statue)that I'm NOT talking to her until she apologizes about fixing the elections on who got to become the next leader of the undead armies in hell.
Kimimaro, what does it feel like when pull your bones out of your body?
Haku, are you secretly a girl?
Zabuza, how do you and the other anime characters in the show, talk properly while wearing face masks?
Asuma, how does it feel to be back among the living, what was the afterlife like, and did you or the others meet Kami and/or Satan?
Now it's time for the random fortune telling lever! (Pulls Lever) Okay, it says, uh-oh, Naruto, duck, unless you want to be hit by a giant, flying pig!
P.S. And also, PARTY AT MY PLACE EVERYONE! I hope you enjoy yourselves! Just make sure you don't ruin my Mansion! Drinks, snacks, fireworks, and music are within! And also some earplugs for some more sensitive people. Enjoy everyone, for I have business with the leaders of the lightening village to attend too. (rides off into the sunset on horseback with my army of undead close behind)
From: Sniper
"...Whether or not you give me a discount will depend on if I help you or not." Kakashi said. "Naruto? I've got to hear this..."
"It's simple. At the time, I still thought that Kyuubi-chan was a DUDE at the time, and couldn't really think of her as a girl, until I saw her. She showed me she was a female off-chapter. Plus, we still weren't on very good terms with each other at that point," Naruto replied. "Hinata-chan?"
"...Naruto's..." Hinata said so that only Naruto (and the readers) could hear her. Naruto smirked, and gave Hinata a little peck on the cheek, which made her blush. "G-Gaara?"
"Who says he's not in me anymore?" Gaara replied.
Yeah! Shukaku shouted within Gaara.
"...Kakashi?" Gaara said.
"Eh. It was worth it." Kakashi said, putting his arms around Mikoto and Rin, who both blushed. "Sasuke?"
"Thanks." Sasuke said, taking the scroll.
All of a sudden, a rain of kunai showered around Sasuke, only to turn into 15 copies of his most hated enemy, The Log.
"ACK!" Sasuke shouted, being chased by them.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shouted.
"Don't worry, I'll save him after the questions have all been answered," I replied, getting the scroll that Sniper sent me. "Sweet! Kunoichi Orgy, here I come!" I cheered. "And sure, I'd LOVE pictures of Kyuu-chan!"
Kyuubi blushed, thinking, I thought I burned those pics!
"Kyuubi, your turn!" I said to her.
Okay, I'll tell her if she turns up. Kyuubi replied. Kimimaro?
"It feels kinda...weird," Kimi replied. "Haku-chan?"
"Yes, I am a female. I told Naruto-kun that I wasn't so that he wouldn't hold back against me when we fought," Haku replied. "Zabuza-san?"
"...I have no idea, myself," Zabuza replied, sweat dropping. "Asuma?"
"It feels pretty darn good to be alive again. I can't wait to see the look on Kurenai's face. Thanks for bringing me back to life. I can't really remember what I saw on the other side... but I can faintly remember this little Kid that didn't wear a shirt, and had a big sword..." Asuma replied. "...Naruto, you better duck..."
"What are you-" Naruto said, before he got smacked by a huge pig, knocking him over.
"NARU-CHAN!" Hinata screamed, running over to help him up.
"...Owww..." Naruto said.
"Well, that's it for the opening letter! Now, let's go in and party!" I cheered.
"But what about Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said, watching as Sasuke was STILL chased by the Logs.
"Oh, I almost forgot. Omega Sasuke! Destroy these Logs!" I said, snapping my fingers.
All of a sudden, a flash went through all of the Logs at once, and in the next second the Logs were all split in half!
Afterwards, the flash zoomed towards me, but stopped just in time.
Metal Sasuke was revealed, but he looked very different.
His steel hair was much bigger and spiker than before, his eyes were glowing red and spinning like the Sharingan, and he had spikes all over his blue steel arms and legs.
"Threat terminated, King-sama," the android said.
"Well done. Ladies and Gentelmen, let me be the first to introduce you to...OMEGA SASUKE!" I cheered. "Now then. Let's go and PARTY!
"YEAH!" Everybody shouted, as we all went into the Mansion.
Once we were in, we became even more impressed.
The Mansion was even BIGGER inside than out! It had EVERYTHING. A room where you could sing your favorite songs, a bar, lots of Arcade Games to play, tables where you could sit and order food, a HUGE dance floor and TONS of bathrooms!
It was like Dave and Buster's, only BETTER!
Not only that, but there were some familer faces, and a few new ones!
First off, there was a boy wearing blue jeans, a Red Baseball Cap on his head, and a tight black shirt. He also had green short cut hair. But the oddest thing about him was that he had these dark blue fairy like things floating around him. And standing next to him was someone we all know quite well. Sephiroth!
Next, there was a tall man wearing a long black trenchcoat that would give Seto Kaiba a run for his money. He was wearing a dark cowboy-like hat, and was turned around, so you couldn't see his hair or face.
Then, there was a boy of 13 with anime-style spiked black hair with neon green highlights at the tips. He had what looked just like the Magenkyo Sharingan, only it was green. He watched the goings-on with a small scowl on his face.
Next up was a guy who wore black jeans and a black shirt. He had a laid-back look upon him, and also had short cut red hair. He was eyeing the Arcade Machines.
Then, there was a female of about 5'3, with dark brown hair and red eyes. She wore a tight black top that showed her stomach and a black mini skirt, as well as fishnests that began right under her elbow and right above her wrist. And they were on both of her arms. She seemed to be looking for someone.
Next was a boy in a Dog Costume. He also had hair like Itachi's, only you couldn't see it.
Then there was a man that had hair that was as long as Orochimaru's, only it was silver. He had aqua blue eyes, and was dressed in a full body cloak, with the hood down. When he saw Gaara and Naruto, his eyes seemed to light up a bit.
Next up was a man who was wearing a pure black cloak like the other guy, only this had the symbol of the Shikki Fujin on it. He looked pissed about something.
Then there was a boy who had light brown hair like the guy Marcus from Digimon. He wore a red blazer and blue jeans, and had a sword strapped to his back. Plus, he had the Magenkyo Sharingan as well. He was looking around with a laid back smile on his face.
Finally, there was a very familer looking person. It was the person who was hosting this whole party, Sniper!
He wore black pants, black boots, black gloves, a black shirt with a dark-purple spider design on front, and a black mask that covered his entire head that was made of a material that you can see through without said person being seen. ...Whatever that meant.
But he wasn't alone.
Next to him was a female that had jet-black hair, richly tanned skin, freckles on her face, and slitted pupils with purple coloring and the outter part of the eye being black instead of white. She wore a dark-purple battle kimono, and also haa a really sharp titanium katana.
But the thing that really set her apart from everyone was the 9 Jet-black tails coming from behind her, and the fox ears on her head!
Sniper caught sight of all of us and went over to greet us, with the woman right behind him.
"Hey, guys! Welcome to the party!" Sniper greeted, shaking my hand. "...Especially you, lovely ladies..." He said with a wink, making Hinata and Rin blush, and the rest smile.
"Hey, man! I thought that you had some stuff to take care of!" I said.
"Well, I just decided to send one of my clones to do it. Here, let me introduce you to everyone!" He replied, leading us.
(A.N: We'll be going by the order that I introduced everyone in)
Sniper took us to the first person. "This is a man by the name of Cheese Master!"
"Hey, guys!" C.M said, shaking all of our hands. "It's great to see all of you. Espically you, Dr. Robotnik!"
"Why, thank you. Nice to finally meet you as well," Dr Eggman said, rubbing the back of his head.
"Let me introduce you to my Fairy God Parents. This is Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda!" C.M said, as the floating faires flew beside him.
"Ah, yes. So nice to meet you and whatnot," Anti-Cosmo replied, looking bored.
"Yes! Nice to meet me!" Anti-Wanda laughed stupidly.
"And finally, this here is Sephiroth!"
The tall One-Winged Angel looked towards the rest of us, eyes narrowed. Everybody, with the exception of Kyuubi was a bit intimadated. Sephiroth stared at us for a bit, before he turned around and walked towards the Arcade Machines.
Everybody let out a breath that they didn't know they were holding.
"...Well, he seems like a real charmer," Naruto muttered sarcastically.
"Sorry, that's just the way that he is sometimes," C.M said. "Anyway, I've got to go make sure he doesn't get in trouble. And here is my letter!" C.M gave the letter to me. "See ya!" He and his Anti-faries went off after Sephiroth.
"Okay, time for some more questions!" I declared.
The rest of the cast groaned.
"Hey, the sooner we get this done, the faster you can party," I replied, opening the letter.
Hello everyone it is me again. Who? you'll just have to wait to the end of the letter.
Naruto: What do you think of the fics where you are overpowered to the point of godliness? If you don't know what I mean check out the fics "till eternity's end" and "once upon a midnight moon" they're both pretty good fics.
Minato: Do you realize that when kishimoto revealed your true name he dropped a MASSIVE bomb on fanfiction altering it completly? I'm not complaining though, because frankly I thought Kazama Arashi was a silly sounding name, but who was he since his name was on the summoning scroll before Naruto's? Oh the suspense!
Kushina: Do you ever wonder what Naruto would look like if his physical appearance had at least some simmilarities to yours?
Sasuke and Mikoto: A.I've seen the sharringan rotate before. Can you do that voluntarily? If so then according to my calculations doing that would result in kinetic energy build up, once enough is gathered then if forcefully expelled from the eye in a controlled amount may result in the ability of heat vision. This is only a hypothesis though. B. Perhaps the rotation of the sharringan can also be used as a means to magnify your vision?
Sakura: with your super strength have you ever thought about using it in combination with weapons not normally physically possible to lift?
Dr. Robotnick(do you mind if I still call you that?): I understand, though it saddens me a bit. However I still love you(not in that way)and will stand by your descision and support you to my fullest.
To everyone: Here is a toast to Prince and all other good authors of fanfiction out there who haven't yet fallen to the clutches of yaoi fangirls. Authors like The-Silent-Muse, Thundereaper, Psycho G, General Badaxe, and even OpposingForce.
(raises a cup of wine) "CHEERS!"
master of cheese graters
"I think that those fics RULE! ...As long as I don't turn out evil," Naruto replied. "Dad, your turn!"
"Wow. I was that important in fanfiction?" Minato asked. "Anyway, I suppose that it was a nickname of sorts. Kushina-chan?"
"Hm...I think that he'd look like Gaara a bit," Kushina replied. "Koto-chan?"
"Hmmm. Now that you mention it, that might be a good thing to look into. If it gets the Sharingan more powerful, and Itachi doesn't know it, then we'll have an advantge over him!" Mikoto said. "Sakura-chan?"
"I guess that I could use it with Zabuza's sword. ...if Suigetsu didn't take it," Sakura replied. "Dr. Eggman?"
"Thanks for sticking with me. You can call me Dr. Robotnik if you want," Eggman replied.
All of the guests in the mansion raised their cups of wine, soda, or just plain water up in the air, and said, "Cheers to great authors!"
"Okay, let me take you to the next person in the room!" Sniper said. We walked over to the second person on the list.
When we got close enough, the man turned around to greet us. He had dark shades on, so we couldn't see his eyes.
"Everyone, this is Vindictus!" Sniper said.
"Pleased to meet you." Vindictus said.
Sasuke, Mikoto, Naruto, Kushina and Minato all went up to Vindictus and gave him a handshake.
"Thank you SO much for those Soul Blades. Without them, I'd never be reunited with my mother," Sasuke said, a real smile on his face.
"That goes double for me. Thank you," Naruto said.
"Thank you so much!" Minato, Kushina and Mikoto all said.
"No prob. Everyone deserves a second chance," Vin replied, smiling back at the people. "Here's my letter, King!" He added, giving me a gold plated envelope. "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go check out the singing room. Bye!" He waved to us as he went off.
"Wow, this is one fancy letter!" I said, opening it.
Screen pops up in the letter, showing a tall figure in a trenchcoat talking to a blue creature about two feet tall.
The tall figure nods to the short creature. "Thanks for the help Zorback. Couldn't have done it without you..."
Zorback nods. "It was difficult, but ebil will always prevail... because good is stupid."
The tall figure sweatdropped. "What are you talking about? Those idiots weren't precisely good guys..."
Zorback shrugged, hefting a staff topped with a skull onto his shoulder. "Whatever... Hey, is that webcam on?"
The tall figure turned to look at the screen. "Huh... Yes, it is. The ask NaruCrew fic is up already?"
Zorback shrugged. "Guess so... I'm leaving now."
The tall figure turned back to the screen as Zorback slunk into the shadows. "Well, as you had probably already figured out, this is Vindictus. Anyway, on to the questions for the fic..."
"Naruto, have you ever considered Joining the forces of Ebil/yes, with a b./. You would probably fit in rather well... most of us have slightly twisted senses of humor.
"Kakashi, did you know some authors pair you up with, of all people, Gai? It's disgusting. Here's your shipment of... the goods. /large crate gets thrown through the screen, which stays miraculously untouched/ I hope that tides you over for a while... I probably wont be able to give you any for the next few chapters.
"Zabuza, and Haku... How was life as prinnies? I just keep on getting pictures of you prinnified...
"I cant really do much more this fic, as I have... Buisness to attend to, but I gift you with theese... /Summoning circle flashes on the floor of the mansion, before spewing out Laharl, Etna and Flonne/ I herby bind you to appear in this fic and the sequal as characters! because I feel like it.
"Oh, and Sasuke? the log is enchanted to be 100 times more powerful than you forever. If you get more powerful, then the log gets more powerful. And as the log gets stronger, so does the enchantment, so you CANNOT WIN!"
Vindictus looks at the screen before smiling creepily. "Vindictus, logging out."
The screen shatters into a million shards of darkness.
"Nah. Thanks for the invite, but I'm happy being on the forces of good," Naruto replied. "Kakashi-sensei?"
"...Thanks for reminding me," Kakashi shuddered. "I was trying to forget... hopefully all the...goods will distract me from that thought." He handed half of them to Mikoto and Rin, who took them gladly. They all opened the first books, and soon gained a tiny blush on their faces...giggling...AT THE SAME TIME. "Zabuza, Haku, your turn."
"...We have no idea what you are talking about. We were never these things you call...prinnies," Zabuza answered.
All of a sudden, a Summoning circle appeared on the floor... and seconds later, Laharl, Etna and Flonne flew out of it.
"Ow! Okay, where the hell are we?" Laharl said, a scowl on his face.
"Heck if I know, Little Prince," Etna replied, dusting herself off. Then she looked around, and saw all of the people and games. "...But I'd say we got here at just the right time..." She added with a smirk.
"Wow! A party!" Flonne (who was in her fallen angel state) exclaimed, looking around in wonder, and hopping around the room, much to Laharl and Etna's chargin.
"She's going to trip in three...two...one..." Etna counted.
"Wahhh!" Flonne cried, about to fall.
"I knew it..." Laharl said, shaking his head.
But before Flonne hit the ground, a blur grabbed her in its arms. Flonne was a little dazed from being picked up so quickly, but when she shook her head a little, she was able to see her savior clearly. And her red eyes widened considerably.
"It's been a while, hasn't it, Flonne-chan?" Mikoto smiled down at the shocked girl.
"M-Mikoto-chan!" Flonne squealed, grabbing Mikoto in a tight hug.
Laharl and Etna both heard Flonne, and turned towards her. They were shocked when they saw Mikoto of all people!
"Mikoto!" Etna said, rushing over and hugging the female Uchiha on the other side of Flonne.
"Well, if it isn't Little Mikoto!" Laharl said, pleasently surprised. "What are you doing here?"
"It's a long story... I missed you guys. Flonne-chan, Etna-chan, and Laharl-sempai," Mikoto said, watching as Laharl did an anime fall at his title.
"Laharl-sempai...? What happened to 'Sama'?" Laharl questioned, a little vein showing up over his left eye.
"Well, a lot of things happened after I left you and the girls, Laharl-sempai. But to make a long story short, I'm an Overlord now!" Mikoto said, head held up proudly.
Flonne, Etna and Laharl went bug-eyed at this. "YOU'RE AN OVERLORD?!" All three shouted. "HOW?!"
"I'll tell you later," Mikoto replied, giggling again. "Laharl-sempai, I'd like to introduce you to my son, Sasuke!" She added, moving Sasuke in front of Laharl.
The two stared at each other for a few moments.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"This is your son? He doesn't act like you at all./This is the person who trained you? He looks like a pipsqueak," Both Laharl and Sasuke said at the same time.
They each tensed, then glared at each other.
"I AM my mother's son!/I am NOT a pipsqueak!" They both shouted at the same time.
Mikoto and Flonne both sweat dropped at the display. Etna just smirked at it.
"Well, seems like the little prince has a new playmate," Etna snickered.
"That's great! Laharl is learning more and more about happiness and love everyday!" Flonne gushed.
"FLONNE! I told you not to use the 'L' word!" Laharl whined, glaring at the Angel.
"Oops! Sorry!" Flonne said, blushing.
"Anyway, I wanted to ask you a favor, Laharl, but after this chapter. We've got a lot of partying to do!" Mikoto cheered.
"Now you're speaking my language!" Etna said. "LET'S PARTY!"
"...Or we would, but we have to finish reading questions first," Mikoto replied, casuing Etna to fall over.
"Says who?" Laharl said.
"Says me," I replied, floating over Laharl with the Eggmobile.
"...Who are you, fat boy?" Laharl questioned, looking bored.
"Don't underestimate him, Laharl-sempai. Remember when I told you about all those blood lines that where in my world? Well, he has the most powerful of them all. The...Author's Will," Mikoto said, deadly serious.
"Feh, I don't believe in that. No will is stronger than mine!" Laharl said.
"Oh really?" I questioned, raising an eyebrow. I snapped my fingers.
All of a sudden, Laharl was in a pink frilly dress!
"WHAT THE?!" Laharl said, ripping the dress off.
Etna was laughing her ass off, while Flonne had sparkles in her eyes.
"Laharl-san! You look really pretty in pink!" She gushed.
"FLONNE!" Laharl roared in embarresment. Then he glared at me. "This isn't over..."
"I'll be waiting, Devil-boy..." I glared back.
It's been a while...Little Sister. Kyuubi said to Etna.
"Yes, it has." Etna replied cooly.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"We'll talk later," They said at the same time.
"And about the part with the Log, that only refers to ME. But NOT to Omega Sasuke. HE'LL just kill the Log!" Sasuke smirked.
"Okay, now let's go to the next person!" Sniper declared, walking to the next person we saw.
The man spotted us coming towards him, and his scowl grew a little bigger. "What do you want?" He said.
"Hey, Averu. Just wanted you to meet the guests of honor!" Sniper said with a smile on his face. "Guys, this is Uchiha Averu!"
"...An Uchiha." Sasuke said, eyes half-lidded.
"Yeah. Got a problem with it?" Averu glared.
"...Normally, yes, I would. ...But since this is a party, I'll just ignore it for now. Besides, you'll most likely vanish after this anyway," Sasuke replied, sighing.
"Humph, too bad. I would have kicked your ass," Averu said arrogantly.
"You just keep telling yourself that," Sasuke replied, ignoring Averu now.
"...Anyway, I'm going over to the dance floor. See ya." Averu said, leaving.
"YAY! We didn't get a letter this time!" Naruto cheered.
"Guess again, Naruto. We have plenty of letters from people who DIDN'T show up. So we'll look at those as well," I said.
"...Curse you..." Naruto sighed, as I opened up the next letter.
I'm awkward at parties so I'll try to be brief, y'know, apart from it being one of my letters. Anyway I envy most of you by virtue of getting to ride on one of Dr. Eggman's inventions and actually not being intruding rodents while doing it. But, that's how the dice roll. Anyway- so no one figured out the MasterPC yet? Or did Prince just remove it by virtue of the perversion it tends towards? Shame that. Deploys a random mindless minion to reclaim soul edge and soul caliber to return them, along with the other bringing people back devices to return them to their rightful owners, said minion tracks slime on the carpet By dint of these not being used too much...
Anyway, Orochimaru-sama's reason for having a thirty foot long tongue are totally understandable, do you happen to have that potion's recipe still? I mean who wouldn't want to have basically a tentacle?
Sasuke, in part one you were (don't deny it) an irreverent asshat, how would things have been different if Naruto had some kind of power that you knew he had?
Lastly I'm leaving another gift in someone's care. Presently it's resting in a conveniently placed hangar on the egg carrier 3, my personal anti-everything NEXT Armored Core, Clown Vomit. Clown vomit is a fortress-styled tank AC with four grenade cannon weapons, and a nauseating color scheme that looked like a clown vomited confetti and then exploded. I'm leaving the keys with... hmm... Kyuubi, with strict orders to hand them over to Nii Yugito if she shows up, that girl doesn't get enough love. I think that's about it, except I'd like to hear some of Uzumaki Kushina's stories, I'd ask to hear Minato's but frankly I get the idea that you're another 'real shinobi' scheisskopf. Enjoy the party leaves behind a tray loaded with Bawls energy drink
From: Islagatt
All of a sudden, a mindless minion appears in the room, about to take the two swords away.
But all of a sudden, the thing vanished.
"...Did you do anything?" Naruto questioned Kyuubi.
...No, I didn't. Kyuubi replied.
"Kukukuku... it was ME!" Orochimaru cackled.
The group turned towards him and saw him with the Master P.C!
"Kukukuku... I know what this thing does! It allows the user to edit features of REAL people within a 30 Kilometer to their liking!" Orochimaru said in trimpuh. "Imagine the things I could do with this! With this, I am a GOD!"
"Yeah, yeah. Don't forget, I am the true god in this story! I'll let you keep the P.C, but only if you don't abuse it!" I warned.
"...Humph. Fine." Orochimaru said, crossing his arms. "And as for my question, sure, I still have the potion. You can have it." Orochimaru mailed the Potion to Islagatt. "Sasuke?"
"Yeah, I was a prick at the start, though not as much as the idiot bashers make me seem," Sasuke said. "Maybe if I knew ahead of time that Kyuubi was helping Naruto along, I wouldn't have gotten so jealous... Kyuubi?"
Right on. Kyuubi replied, taking the keys with a smirk on her face. I'll give these to Yugito if she shows up. Kushina?
"I'll tell you some stories. Later, though. This chapter is already long enough as it is. And we haven't even partied yet! But thanks for the Balws drink!" Kushina said, taking one of them.
"Okay! On to the next person!" Sniper said, leading us.
We came to the next person, who was still looking at the Arcade Machines.
"Everyone, this is Bunbunka! But you can just call him Bun," Sniper said.
"What's up?" Bun smiled.
"Nice to meet you, Bun." I said, shaking his hand.
"Same here. I'd love to talk some more, but I've got to try out some Arcade games. See ya!" He said, walking off.
"Okay, next letter!" I said, as everyone else groaned.
Wow... Yay NaruHarem!
-Itachi walks in-
Itachi: ...what are you doing...
Me: Happy questioning fun time! NOW OUT! before i set meh dolphins on you...
dolphins: -leer at Itachi-
Itachi: -shrugs then walks out-
Me: yay sentinent dolphins :D
Naruto: I'm glad you got your parents back! and congratz on the harem:D What do you think of the stories where you have Anko as your mother? I read one of those! its awesome!
Sasuke: Don't feel insulted when I say your brother is my third fave char, after Kyuubi (top) and anko (2nd). That's the only reason he was here a minute ago. and i liked your original hairstyle better.
Gaara: Don't feel insulted by that gaara of the f- or whatever his name is. You're better:D and has Shukaku ever tried hitting on you? O.o
-Sends lots of money- make a robot:D oh, before i forget...
-shoots stupid random voice that says Gaara of the funk- DIE!
From: fanofanime
"Thanks!" Naruto said. "But to think of Anko as my mom now would be... dirty." Naruto added with a sweat drop. "Sasuke-teme?"
"Hn. I don't care, as long as you don't hate me," Sasuke replied. "Maybe I'll get my hairstyle back to normal later... Gaara?"
"...Thanks." Gaara said. "And no, Shukaku has tried to KILL me, but not hit on me. King?"
"Thank you! But I already have the robot planned. I'll put the money to a good cause, though!" I replied.
A gunshot was heard.
"HAH! You missed me!" The voice said.
Everyone sweat droped.
"...Okay, time to move on..." Sniper said, leading us to the next person.
The Female who was looking for something stopped at the sound of our footsteps and turned to us. Her eyes sparkled when she saw Naruto.
"Guys, this is Mel. She's a big fan of Naruto's," Sniper explained.
"Hi!" Naruto said, waving at her.
"H-Hello..." Mel said, blushing at the sight of Naruto. Hinata raised an eyebrow at this.
'Is this the way I used to act around Naruto?' Hinata thought.
"Is...is Itachi-san here?" Mel asked, looking hopeful.
"Sorry, but not yet," I replied.
"Aww..." Mel went, looking sad. "Oh well. I guess I can see him another time... I've got to go, but here's my letter. Bye!" She walked off towards the singing room as I opened the letter.
Naruto-kun, Have you ever considered that there are some SasuNaru fans. Why not you go and ask Sasuke-kun out. AND I LOVE YOU NARUTO-KUN!
Sasuke-kun, The same for Naruto-kun, but ask Naruto-kun out. Give him a chance. Maybe he might say yes.
Sakura-chan, Get away from Sasuke-kun . Sasuke-kun is Naruto-kun's! So stay away!
Gaara-kun, Have you ever thought of never being a homocidal manic?
Kyubi-san, You are the coolest fox there ever was! How do you have unlimited chakra?!
From: SasuNaruFan10001
Naruto and Sasuke twiched a little as they read their letters. "Sorry, but we're both taken already," They both answered. "Sakura-nee-chan?" Naruto added.
"You heard Sasuke-kun's answer. So tough luck," Sakura said, shrugging her shoulders. "Gaara?"
"...Ever since Naruto beat me, I've been a lot better. ...I'd like to believe," Gaara replied. "Kyuubi, go!"
Trust me, when you're a Demon Lord, nearly everything comes easy to you. Kyuubi replied.
"Still as arrogant as ever, eh Onee-chan?" Etna said with a sigh.
Not without reason. Kyuubi replied.
"To the next person we go!" Sniper declared.
We soon came to the boy in the Dog Costume. His eyes shined as he saw Hinata and Flonne.
"Guys, this is Mahou Inu Alex!" Sniper introduced.
"Mahou-san! I've been waiting to meet you for so long!" Hinata said, all smiles as she gave him a friendly hug, which caused Mahou to blush.
"T-Thanks, Hinata-hime..." Mahou stuttered, happy to be this close with Hinata.
"The love is STRONG with this one!" Flonne giggled, which made Mahou blush even more.
"Glad to meet you, Mahou," I said, giving him a handshake after Hinata released him.
"Glad to meet you too, King-san," Mahou replied, returning the handshake.
Afterwards, Mahou and Orochimaru proceeded to glare at each other.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Humph." They both went, turning away from each other.
"Anyway, King-san, here's my letter. I've got to go and play some games. See ya! Bye, Hinata-hime and Flonne-hime!" Mahou said, giving me the letter and heading off.
Hinata gave him a wave, while Flonne laughed like a child and waved both hands goodbye. I opened the letter.
WOOF! I'm back! -smiles-
To Orochimaru: YOU! ARE JUST SICK! YOUR WAY WORSE THAN HITLER!
To Gaara: Do you have any funk in you?
To Gaara of the funk: Can you be emo but funky at the same time?
To Hinata-hime: ALRIGHT! I accept the challenge to make Naruto! And I'll put it on my profile! Just wait hime.
To Kiminaro: Why serve Orochimaru? Nothing good can come from him.
To Mikoto-chan: If your a freaking overlord, does that make your husband Fugaku your bit ch?
To Haku: Do you hate it when people bend your gender in their fanfics?
To Sasuke: Can you get beaten up by the log?
To The Log: BEAT UP SASUKE!
To Metal Sasuke: Is there a Metal version of The Log?
To King: -.-' wow it sounds like a real assho le. Flamers are the only ones who deserve flames... Actually flames... On their homes and asses.
-sigh- I wish Nodoka-hime was here. She kind of looks like Hinata-hime. And Shinobu-hime.
AND F(BLEEP) KABUTO THAT LOLICON DORK!... Oh yeah!
To Naruto: I read a fanfic where you were a girl and it was NaruHina. How do you feel about yuri NaruHina?
I'm off more Soul Calibur characters! Can't wait for the 4th one. Oh yeah. SASUKE DO YOU WANT A KLONDIKE BAR SINCE ITACHI STOLE YOUR'S!
As for the Cthulu, its either an alien or a demon. Its some H.P. Lovecraft book.
BYE BYE WOOF! I LOVE YOU ALL! Nah just kidding I only care for the girls. GOOD LUCK ON THE NEXT CHAPTER KING-SAN!
From: Mahou Inu Alex
"...Okay, that does it. I'm turning that punk into a frog!" Orochimaru said, getting the Master P.C ready.
"What did I tell you before, Snake-man?" I warned.
"...FINE." Orochimaru pouted, turning it off for now. "Gaara, GO!"
"...I have no need for 'funk'." Gaara said in monotone. "Funk Gaara...?"
"No. You can only have one or the other," Funk Gaara replied. "Hinata?"
"I've seen it already. Very nice work!" Hinata praised. "Kimi?"
"I owe him my life. Even if the reason he saved me was to use me, he saved me from death. And for that, I'll do anything for him," Kimimaro replied. "Mikoto?"
"My FORMER HUSBAND is now one of my elite Prinnies. It's his punishment for something, though I don't know what," Mikoto replied. "Haku-san?"
"Nah, I don't mind it that much," Haku replied. "Sasuke-san?"
"That nearly happened already. Once per chapter is ENOUGH, thank you," Sasuke said. "Omega Sasuke?"
"No. That would be TOO powerful," Omega Sasuke said. "King-sama?"
"Eh, I don't mind him as long as he stays away from my stuff," I replied, shrugging. "Naruto?"
"Hmmm... I like it," Naruto said with a perverted grin on his face, which made Hinata blush.
"...No thanks," Sasuke replied to the Klondike Bar.
"Next person!" Sniper said, leadng us again.
We headed over to the next person, and he noticed us right away. "Guys, this is Xurix! He's been wanting to meet Gaara and Naruto," Sniper said.
"Nice to meet you guys!" Xurix said, shaking Naruto and Gaara's hands. "I'd talk to you more, but the author would rather just get to the next batch of questions as soon as he can, so I'll see you two later!" Xurix said, heading off.
"Thanks! Here's the next letter!" I said, to the groan of the others.
-A long red haired 16-year-old comes out with pale blue-gray eyes and pale skin and bows respectfully-
Sakura: I'm so glad that this fic doesn't bash you, it me off to see my favorite female Character bashed.-gives her a mansion-
Sasuke: I can relate to you, I'm an orphan. But at least you got your mother back...How do you feel?
Naruto: same as Sasuke.
Hinata: How do you feel about hyuugacest?
Oreo: -opens portal and Tsunade and Jiriya come out- ta-da...
Gaara of the desert: I can relate to your life, oneday I got very board one day, turning on the tv, You were the first thing I saw. I was unloved like you, and even though I'll never be able to see you in person, I love you.
Mikoto: Take good care of your son.
Zabuza: Do you love Haku?
Sonic: -.- I wish you'd leave eggman alone...
Eggman: You rock, power to the smart ones.
Shadow:...
Prince: I hope you and I can one day duel with ddr.
Asuma: Did you know Shikamaru smokes and Kurenai is Preggers with your baby?
-Bows and leaves back into the shadows...-
From: Leanne
"Wow! Thank you!" Sakura gushed. "...But I don't see the mansion..."
"It's in Konoha, Sakura. You get it after the Ask fic is done," I said to her.
"Okay!" She said. "Sasuke-kun?"
"I feel a lot better now that my mother is back again," Sasuke said, giving her a quick hug. "Naruto?"
"Same here." Naruto replied, hugging both his mom and dad. "Hinata-chan?"
"...I don't really like it, but to each his/her own, I guess..." Hinata replied. "Orochimaru?"
All of a sudden, a portal opened, and out of it appeared Jiraiya and Tsunade!"
"...Crap." Orochimaru said.
"Where are we?" Jiraiya said.
"Hell if I know, Jiraiya," Tsunade replied.
"Hey, Baa-chan! Ero-sennin!" Naruto greeted.
"...I know that voice anywhere," Tsunade said, sweat droping.
"Naruto?" Jiraiya said, spotting him with the huge group. "What are we doing here? And why is OROCHIMARU here?!"
"Ask fic." Naruto said.
"...Oh. Figures," Tsunade and Jiraiya said, which caused the Non-Naruto Characters to fall over.
"...Anyway, Gaara?" I said.
"...Thank you." Gaara said with a smile. "Mikoto?"
"Don't worry, I will," Mikoto replied, hugging Sasuke from behind. "Zabuza?"
"I do love Haku. But only as a father," Zabuza said, hugging Haku from behind, making her blush. "Rodent?"
"...That's a first. Someone telling me to leave EGGMAN alone..." Sonic said, sweat droping. "Eggy?"
"Thank you. I do rock, don't I?" Dr. Eggman said. "Shadow?"
"..." Shadow said.
"I hope so, too!" I replied. "Asuma?"
"I knew that Kurenai had my baby. But I didn't know that Shikamaru smoked as well!" Asuma replied.
"Okay, moving on!" Sniper said.
We went over to the next person. As soon as we got close enough, the person started shouting, "Sniper! Why did you have to take my weapons away?!"
"You know the rules, W. No Ultra destructive weapons in the mansion," Sniper reminded him.
"Yeah, yeah!" W said. "Anyway, my name is Woot. But just call me W. Here's my letter. I've got to get a drink..." W handed me the letter, then went off towards the bar.
"...We don't have any questions to answer...do we?" Jiraiya and Tsunade asked.
"...Not yet," I answered.
"YAY!" They both cheered, rushing for the bar.
"Why do THEY get to party, but WE don't?!" Laharl whined.
"FINE! Go ahead and party!" I said, tired.
"SWEET!" Laharl, Etna and Flonne went, rushing for the Arcade Machines as I opened the next letter.
is angry VERY ANGRYok hm I see if i cannot show you the proof then I WILL SHOW YOU goes into garrage where a trans demensional charcter transporter is ok send charcter from what world ... Naruto sucky cannon version charcter... Uchiha Madara to "Yep it's another Ask NaruCrew fic!: sniper's partypresses go
computer:transporting transport done locked in fic til complete done
me: ok ask him your selves now q's
prince: i suppose in the sequal we will see why my question was taken correct?(highscores)
naruto: i pity yet envy you(vampire anko) and wheres all the S.T.Ds you should have?
kakashi:same as naruto only no pity
kyuubi hinata and anko: chances of pregnecy heh?
rin and mikoto: same as above
zabuza: how was hell and was gato there or paradise
bye
From: Woot
All of a sudden, Tobi appeared in the room!
"Hm? Where is Tobi?" Tobi said to himself.
"...This isn't Uchiha Madara," Kakashi stated.
"This is the freak that I saw with Deidara," Sasuke added. "He's hardly an Uchiha, let alone MADARA."
Tobi noticed the rest of us. "Hello! Tobi's name is Tobi!" He said with a smile and wave.
"..."
"..."
"...Should we kill him?" Zabuza said.
"...Nah. He's harmless," I replied. "Tobi, do you want to play some...games?"
"SURE!" Tobi went, rushing towards the Arcade Machines.
"...Anyway, onto the questions. I just called myself the PrinceofDDR as a sign-name. I'm pretty good at DDR, espically for my weight, but I'm nowhere NEAR the best," I replied. "Naruto?"
"...I doubt that Anko, or any of the other girls, have S.T.D's," Naruto said flatly. "Kakashi?"
"...Whatever." Kakashi shrugged. "Laides?"
"We had our men put on condoms first," The laides replied. "Zabuza?"
"I didn't go to Hell. I was able to join Haku in Heaven," Zabuza replied.
"Okay, last person!" Sniper said.
We walked over to the boy with the sword strapped to his back. "This is Nic! He has the Sharingan as well!" Sniper introduced.
"What's up, Man?" Nic greeted.
"...ANOTHER person with the Sharingan," Sasuke said in Monotone.
"Don't worry, after this chapter, the only time you'll hear from me will be in the letters, Man!" Nic assured. "Oh, and have a taste of the Magenkyo Sharingan, Man!" He added, turning the eyes on Sasuke.
Sasuke just stared at him.
"...Why isn't it working, Man?" Nic said.
"Sorry, but I broke the Fourth Wall a little bit and took a gift from a letter we haven't read yet! It told me how to avoid the Magenkyo Sharingan!" Sasuke declared.
"...Bummer, Man," Nic said, scratching the back of his head. Then he got a big grin on his face. "Ah well! Here's my letter, Man. I'm off to the Arcade Machines! See ya, Man!" Nic went off.
Kyuubi: You were given a gift along with Anko and Hinata, so that money goes to Eggman since he was the one that would've won it.
Sakura: Sorry about the puke. So, how was the helmet?
Sasuke: You know, I see you more with someone from another anime then anyone on Naruto.
Naruto: Why did you take that Blood Oath thing? I mean, I made an oath and all I have to do is keep a headband on through almost everything I do. I'm sure there was a better way to make an oath.
Gaara: Since Kyuubi's there, why not release Shukaku like Naruto did with Kyuubi?
Minato: How was your virtual vacation with Naruto?
Kakashi: Now that your Sasuke's new dad, heres two virtual reality helmets so you two can take a father/son vacation too. (Hands Kakashi two virtual reality helmets.)
Prince: Since theres alot of Sonic characters now, I thoguht they might get bored since only Eggman's there so I'm sending Chaos. (Holds up a box that says "Chaos" on it and hands it to Prince.) Open it only if the Sonic gang gets really bored, or right away if you want.
Naruto: Another quick thing. Heres an early (early at this time, probably late when you get it) birthday present. I know its not much but here. (Hands him a document that basically says he gets to be the next Hokage when Tsunade goes.)
From: Nic
Tch. FINE. Kyuubi said, giving the huge sack of money to Eggman. Sakura?
"It was GREAT!" Sakura gushed. "...Espically the...later parts," she added with a blush. "Sasuke?"
"Hn. I can't figure that out myself," Sasuke said, tilting his head. "Naruto?"
"...I couldn't think of anything else at the moment," Naruto admitted, rubbing the back of his head. "Gaara?"
"...Why not?" Gaara said, releasing Shukaku.
Yeah! I'm free again! Shukaku declared, his muscular tall body, black hair, red eyes, and black robe revealed for all to see. Minato, go!
"It was great. Thanks for the helmets!" Minato replied. "Kakashi?"
"Heh, can't wait to take these out for a spin," Kakashi said, receving the helmets. "King-san?"
"Thanks! I'll let you do the honors when the REAL party starts!" I said, taking the box. "Naruto?"
"All RIGHT! THANKS!" Naruto cheered, receving the document. Everyone was happy for the blond.
"Okay, that's all the people! Now let's PARTY!" Sniper went.
"YEAH!" The others went.
All of a sudden, a HUGE Tank burst through one of the walls!
"AHHHHH!!!" Sniper went, eyes wide. "Do you KNOW how much that'll cost me to fix?!"
The tank stopped, and out popped out some more guests. "Are we too late for the party?!" One of them asked.
"...You're just in time," I said, much to the dismay of the others.
To be continued...
WHEW. That was a long chapter. And we're not even done yet! The party will continue next chapter! So for people whose questions I haven't answered yet, hold tight! And for this chapter, you may review, but DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS UNTIL THE PARTY IS DONE. Catch you next continue!