Definition of FUN
Author's Note: Oh yeah, 2 chaptahs uploaded in a night! Well I hope you guys like what I have so far.. :D Just remember to please review! OH and btw- this chaptah is longer than the last. Should I also add that there's quite a bit of dialogue.. Yay!...right? Now on with the fiction! :3
The following day, the women's association met at squad 8's barracks. Nanao spoke first; "As of today, you all will be assigned a partner and a pair of men to observe". "Oooh, like blind dates…" Rangiku joked. Isane sighed. "I don't do well with dating.." she said nervously. "Oh, you'll do fine Isane." Unohana said smiling. "Eh-hem!" Nanao interrupted. "Now Isane, you will have Yachiru, and the both of you will have Byakuya and Renji". Yachiru jumped up and down in delight. "Bya-kun's secwets! Bya-kun's secwets!"
"Make sure you let me in on them!" Unohana chuckled. "Otay!" Yachiru piped. Isane groaned. Yachiru then grabbed a notepad, and dragged Isane out of the door.
Nanao then adjusted her glasses before speaking of the next pair. "Next…Soifon, you and Rangiku, are assigned to Izuru and Shuhei, by suggestion of your partner." Soifon's eyes widened; "You can't be serious!" she said surprised. "Oh, but we are! You'll have fun with the two of them!" Rangiku said happily. "Well…fun is what I'm after.." Soifon thought. The female assassin stood, and grabbed a notepad. "Very well, let's go." She said confidently. The squad 10 lieutenant hurriedly grabbed Soifon and ran out the door. Stopping suddenly, Rangiku looked at the woman behind her. "Now I want to get Izuru alright? So you get Shuhei!" she smiled, slightly serious. Soifon nodded. Rangiku grabbed the squad 2 captain's hand again and led them to squad 3's barracks, towards where Izuru stayed. "Shhh.." she whispered. Soifon again nodded, and peeped up through the window they hid under. Rangiku did the same. Inside, renji, Izuru, and Shuhei were talking.
Renji spoke first. "Come on Izuru, there has to be someone you'd date…" Izuru took a sip of the sake he had in his hand. Shuhei elbowed him in the arm. "Hmph...we all know it's either Rangiku, Momo or Gin...so which one is it?" he asked, both him and Renji holding back a laugh. Izuru looked at both guys and sighed. "Well, Captain Hitsugaya's with Momo…and she's just a friend…for the hundredth millionth time…I. AM. NOT. GAY!...so.." he said trailing off, slightly annoyed. "It's Rangiku!" Renji and Shuhei said at the same time. Izuru's face flushed, and he snapped off; "Well then who do you p-prefer? I-I don't see y-you guys talking!" he yelled, influenced by the sake. Renji shrugged. "Really? Well, 2nd is Isane Kotetsu, and 1st is the one and only Rukia Kuchiki".. Izuru's eyes widened. "The lieutenant of squad 4? I would've never expected her.." he said thinking. He turned to the spiky haired lieutenant. "What about you Shuhei?" Shuhei sighed. Renji thought a moment before naming off his guesses. "This 'oughta be good.." he thought.
"Kiyone?"
"No."
"Nemu?"
"Not."
"Nanao?"
"Nope."
"Uhhh..Rangiku?" (This name caught Izuru's attention..)
"Ahh..a little..I mean she's cute..but not really.." Shuhei replied. Izuru sighed in relief.
"Hmm..What about Soifon?"
Shuhei grimaced. "She's the least sexy, of all of them." Renji laughed. "You sure you should be saying that about a captain, lieutenant?"
"Renji, seriously, I don't like anyone- and definitely not Soifon. She's just not my type..she's too stiff…boring- no fun…" Izuru almost did a spit-take. "Wow..harsh.." Renji shook his head and snickered.
"Boy, imagine if she heard that…"
"Yeah..." Izuru agreed.
Outside the window, Soifon sat down fuming. Those words just kept running through her head. "..she's too stiff...boring…no fun…". Rangiku looked over from her writing. "Oh..I'm sorry Soifon...Shuhei's just a jerk.." Soifon clenched her fists in thought. "Who does he think he is?...That disrespectful idiotic incompetent fool!..And he had the nerves to come to me in my barracks…grrrh.." Rangiku tapped her shoulder. "We gotta go! They're leaving!" she whispered anxiously. Soifon just stood up and disappeared, using the flash step to reach her barracks- leaving her notepad behind. "Way to leave me hangin'…" Rangiku thought. Before leaving, she grabbed Soifon's notepad, and flash stepped away at the last minute.
Back at her barrack, she began to read what Soifon had wrote- or rather begun to..
"Our handsome, squad 9 lieutenant, seems to do more than just taking the responsibilities of a captain for his barracks…he enjoys himself too. I guess it seems he has time even after everything he does…now tell me, who wouldn't want a man like that?"
"Wow…." Rangiku began to say; "..she has some really great writing skills…very impressive…" Rangiku set the notepad down, and laid out on the couch in front of her captain's desk. "I guess I'll just give the book back later…after I get some sleep.." she said yawning, before finally taking a nap.