Yep, it's another Ask Naru-Crew fic!
Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Okay, all! Here's part two of the Big Party!
After the tank had plowed through the wall, eight people jumped out from it.
The first person was a boy with black hair and Sakabato Eyes. He wore a trench coat like Vindictus had; only he didn't have a shirt on underneath it. He also wore long black pants. He had a lazy look about him that could give Kakashi a run for his money.
The next person was slightly muscled, had moderate tan, black (pure) eyes, spiky black hair, was of moderate height, and wore a black shirt and white lab pants. He was looking around at the party with a huge grin on his face.
Up next was a 13 year old girl who wore a black sweater with a dark blue shirt underneath, baggy black Capri's, dark blue shoes, and a dark red bracelet. She had reddish-blondish-brownish hair, blue-green-yellowish eyes, and was 5'3". She seemed to be talking to herself.
Then there was a girl that had long black hair that went to her waist, and black eyes. She was wearing a tube top, and Long Jeans. She was eyeing Sasuke and Orochimaru with a glint in her eyes, which unnerved Sasuke since he knew who she was, intrigued Orochimaru, and made Sakura a LITTLE angry.
Next was a seventeen-year-old female with short blue hair and fiery blue wings, though they were closed at the moment. She had dark eyes, pale complexion and was wearing a blue-trimmed white shirt and white pants and a blue skirt over the pants. She was also of average height and was neither skinny nor rotund but a nice, happy, busty medium. She was giving the same look to Orochimaru that the last girl was, but when she saw Kyuubi, she glared fire at her.
Up next was a teen that looked like a cross between a dragon and a human. He was 5'4, and had brown hair with a blond streak in it. He had 4 foot dragon wings, a 5 foot tail, curvy bull horns, patches of light blue scales on his skin and all over the tail and wings. He also had sea blues eyes, tan skin, blue jeans and a white undershirt. Finally, he had a six-pack and normal size arms. He was looking at the party with a smirk on his face.
Next was a boy of 14 years. He wore a casual black T-shirt, and blue jeans. He had brown hair, and red eyes. He was looking towards the Arcade Machines with a smile on his face.
Then there was a boy of 14, who wore casual black jeans, and a white T-shirt. He had blue eyes, and black hair. When he saw Naruto and Sonic, he got a big grin on his face.
Finally, there was an alien in the room. He looked like one of the Arbiter's from Halo (which is too tough for me to describe right now). When he caught sight of me, he gave me a bow. I bowed back to him.
"Well, that was fun. I love making entrances like that," The first man said, stretching his arms in the air.
"I have to admit, THAT is the way to enter a party," The second boy said, a grin as big as Naruto's fox grins on his face.
"YOU SAID IT!" The first girl cheered, jumping in the air.
"I agree. Especially since I get to finally meet that stud over there…" The second girl said, winking at Orochimaru.
"I know what you mean… and I can finally get my hands on that bitch, Fem-Kyuubi. …Not to mention a few…other people…" The third girl growled at the start of the sentence, then said with a seductive growl at the end.
"Heh, now THIS is a party!" The Dragon/Human said, flexing his arms, his tail slithering along the ground.
"All Right! I can't wait to play those Arcade Machines!" The third boy said with a grin on his face.
"Forget the Arcade Machines! I just can't wait to talk with Naruto and Sonic!" The fourth boy said with the same grin.
"This will be my chance to strengthen the bond between our people…" The alien said to himself.
"Welcome, everybody, to my party!" Sniper said, shaking everyone's hand. "As you introduce yourselves, give the cast your letter if you have one. Okay, who are you?" Sniper referred to the first person.
"Hey. The name's Shotoho Kosoukou Dreamer. But just call me SKD. I'm here to get drunk and high as much as possible!" The man said with a sadistic smile on his face.
"That's…nice," I said, a little freaked out.
"Good. Cause if it wasn't, then you and my friend…" And SKD pulled out a HUGE AK47. "Would have had to have a little talk…"
I sweat dropped.
"Anyway, I don't have any letters! So good bye for now! Time to get DRUNK!" SKD cheered, heading for the bar as I pulled out a different letter.
Sup?
Asuma: Now that you're back what will you name your kid?
Anko: Yes, you're a vampire! How does it feel, & who will you turn? (Hands her Sniper Rifle) this can shoot the fleas off a dog's full mile. If this doesn't kill Oreo, I don't know what will.
Naruto: I despise you for getting halo 3 before me!
Minato& Kushina: What would you do if Naruto turned out Emo?
And why don't you all have wheels?!
It's creepy!
I wonder if there'll be a Metal Anko.
Naruto: Out of all the older Kunoichi who did u have a crush on?
Will you bring the Sound Four back to life?
From: SSD
"Hmm… I hadn't thought about it, to tell you the truth. Do you reviewers have any ideas? I'm all ears," Asuma replied. "Anko?"
"It feels pretty damn GOOD," Anko replied, grinning and revealing her new fangs. "As for who I'll turn into Vampires, I think my lovers wouldn't mind… And thanks for the Rifle!" She took aim at Orochimaru.
Orochimaru, not even looking at her, used the Master P.C to turn the Rifle into a Banana instead.
"DAMN IT!" Anko screamed, tossing the Banana somewhere. "Oh well… Naru-chan?"
"…Sorry…" Naruto said with a grin on his face. "Mom? Dad?"
"We'd get him some help, before he turned out as bad as Itachi," Minato and Kushina replied at the same time.
"We don't know why we don't have wheels! So QUIT ASKING!" The entire cast, besides me, went, just wanting to party already.
"Well…even though I found her scary at first, I'd have to say…Anko-chan," Naruto said with a blush on his face.
Anko smirked and licked Naruto's neck, making him blush even more.
"As for the Sound 4… you'll have to wait and see," I said.
"Okay, time for the next person to introduce himself!" Sniper said.
"Yo! I'm Si Fron Dimensional Creator! Just call me SFDC!" SFDC said, using his Author Powers to make a Hot Dog appear in his hand.
"Nice to meet you, SFDC!" I said, shaking his hand.
"Nice to meet you too!" SFDC replied, turning the Room into Outer Space.
"What the?" Everyone went. Sniper used his own powers to turn the room back to normal.
"Anyway, I've got to go to the Dance floor! Here's my letter. See ya!" SFDC said, going to the Dance floor and break dancing. The other people there cheered.
Hinata: Your mother is dead, right? Why don't do what Sasuke and Naruto did and revive her with the soul blades?
Metal Sasuke: What is your greatest weakness? That you can tell of course. If you can't or won't answer, what do you enjoy doing besides serving Prince.
Prince: Speaking of whom, WHY HAVE'NT YOU FINISHED YOUR OTHER FICS? I HATE UNFINISHED FICS! If you do finish them, I'll create you 1 robot of your choice each time you finish a chapter of an unfinished fic. (Holds up a metal naruto.) If you do so, I'll give you one of the robots after each chapter is finished and placed online.
Naruto: Since you need a lot of nutrients to be a ninja and you like ramen, how about a recipe for veggie ramen? (Gives him Vegie ramen recipe and ingredients.)
Before I start to party, I'll give you my first Original Character (That's what an OC is, right?) Hey Usher!
Usher:"Yes?"
Help Prince out during the party, okay?
Usher: "Yes sir."
Usher's appearance: Like an Usher, duh!
Special traits: Insane strength, perfect reflexes, and perfect obedience.
Later! (Goes to the dance floor and starts break dancing)
From: SFDC
"Oh, I was just waiting for one of the reviewers to say something about that. We can only use the blades when a reviewer asks us to," Hinata said. "Now I can bring Mother back to life! …But AFTER the party. I would rather not spend it worrying over my mom. Omega Sasuke?"
"If you look at one of the Late Chapters in the fic, The fic Previously Known as Ask Sakura, then you'll find out. But now that I've been remade, I have NO weaknesses," Omega Sasuke replied. "King-Sama?"
"As you saw with the Vanda Crystal Lord, I'm still working on my other stories," I replied. "Naruto?"
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to try," Naruto replied, taking the paper.
"Usher, I want you to go to the outside door, and warn us if anything bad comes, got it?" I said.
"Yes sir, King!" The Usher said, leaving.
"Okay, who are you?" Sniper said.
"HI! My name is Millie!" The girl cheered, all smiles. "I'm here to PARTY!"
"Nice to meet you, Millie!" I said, shaking her hand.
…Only to get shocked. Very, VERY much.
"GOTCHA!" The 13 year old giggled, showing the Joy Buzzer in her hand.
"…Cute…" I said, my eyebrow twitching a bit.
"Well, here's my letter! I'm off to the Arcade! SEE YA!" Millie said, going off.
Hey there! Name's Emily, but please, call me Mellie, Roz, or Rozzy. Anyway . . . better get the crazed-fan-squealing out of the way and hope my Muses don't pop up randomly.
ZOMG! Your fic made my day happy! My stupid English teacher gave me detention because I whispered . . . and other people were talking. So unjust. She just hates me because I have better grammar than her. So, SQUEE to you! So . . . now on to the questions?
Asuma: Before you died, how many packs of cancer-sticks did you inhale per day?
Hinata: So . . . I need your honest opinion. What do you think of the pairings GaaHina, TenHina, and InoHina? Personally, I don't like (voice: Hate!) the first one, don't mind the third one, and think the second one is super adorable! Of course, NaruHina will always beat them both! Oh, and what's your favorite food/flower?
Haku: . . . OMG! You are so f-ing adorable! I could just eat you up! So, now that that's out of the way . . . did you think of Zabuza as a father, a lover, or a friend? No offense meant, sorry.
Sakura: Yay! This fic has barely any bashing! I'm happy . . . stupid bashers. Anyway, what color is your hair? I've heard it being called pink, red, fuchsia, rose, hot pink, neon pink (from those idiotic bashers), and almost every other color under the term "pinkish." It gets really ridiculous sometimes. I think it's just a pretty shade of pink. Not a really really complicated name.
Kyuubi: Oh, dear, this is really weird . . . I have you portraying Naruto's mother in my fic. (No offense to Kushina.) So, what do you think of that?
Sasuke: I admit to bashing you and Kakashi in my fic, but there's a logical explanation for why both of you act the way you do. And, no, it's not the stupid curse seal thing or "Kakashi-hates-Naruto-for-killing-his-sensei" reason. Psh. Do you forgive me? Pwease? –falls on knees and begs for forgiveness– I am not worthy! –trying hardest to be a suck-up– . . . Is it working?
Now for my favorite character—Naruto!
You are my most favorite character in the series! In a brotherly/oh-my-god-i-could-totally-be-his-friend way, of course. Don't want Anko-chan or Hinata-chan or Kyuubi-chan after my hide . . . hehe . . . –hides behind her Muse, Manic- HAH! No one can get me now! He's more bloodthirsty than Kyuubi is in some of the fics I've read! (the fics that portray her/him as a b . . . female dog). So, Naruto, would you be my friend if I ever met you? Do you think you will turn into a girl for some "training" with your mini-harem anytime? How many ramen bowls have you eaten in this and your previous lifetimes? Oh, and if ramen turned evil and started to eat peoples brains, what would you do? Eat it? Or dare I say . . . destroy it?
Okay, Prince, it's your turn!
Ahem, do you find me annoying for a twelve-year-old? I'm turning thirteen in November. Be honest . . . I can take criticism! And also, do you dislike/hate all yaoi couplings? Or Yuri pairings? Or just some certain ones? Am I being too nosy? I apologize if I am!
(BTW, I think there are way too many SasuNaru ones as well. I very much prefer GaaNaru over SasuNaru.)
Anyhow, I'm pushing my luck by writing so long . . . your lucky Meow hasn't shown up, or Fox!
Bye!
Mellie
P.S. Wonder if they'll ever be a Metal Kyuubi. THAT would be very fun to witness . . . oi, Manic, you may just have a run for your money if a MK comes up! –Hides immediately after saying that-
"Well, I had twelve a day," Asuma said.
"…How the hell did you stay alive for that long?" Naruto questioned.
"I'll tell you later," Asuma replied. "Hinata?"
"The first one, NO. No offense, Gaara. The second one…could make sense in a twisted sort of way. And the third one…meh," Hinata replied. "And NaruHina blows all of them out of the water! I love Cinnamon Buns, and roses. Haku-chan?"
"Thank you," Haku said with a blush on her face. "I like to think of Zabuza-san as a father. Sakura-san?"
"Yeah, I'm glad for that too. And my hair is just natural Pink," Sakura replied with a big smile. Kyuubi?"
Eh, I don't mind. It's been done for so long that I don't really mind. Kyuubi replied. Sasuke?
"…Yeah, it's working. And as long as you don't have my brother looking like some sort of hero, then I don't mind," Sasuke replied. "Dobe?"
"Thanks!" Naruto said with a big smile. "Sure, I'd be your friend! As for the second question…MAYBE… For the third question, I've lost count, and finally…if I had no choice…I would destroy it! Prince, your turn!"
"Nah, I've met plenty of people more annoying than you!" I reassured. "As for the whole, Yaoi/Yuri thing, I'll basically read ANY paring as long as they fall under these two conditions. One, the story contains NO bashing whatsoever, and Two, the paring isn't TOO out there. I'll read a Hinata/Kankuro if it's good, but I'll NEVER read an Oro/Chou story if I can help it. Even I'VE got to draw the line somewhere."
"Okay, on to you!" Sniper said to the next girl.
"Hi! My name is Psychotic Gothic Chick! But just call me Goth!" The girl said, staring at Orochimaru. "It's SO good to finally meet you, Orochimaru-sama…" She added, licking her lips seductively.
"Hmm… Likewise," Orochimaru replied, doing the same with his 20 inch tongue.
"Hey, Sasuke-kun! How have you been?" Goth waved to Sasuke.
"Um…fine, fine," Sasuke said nervously, seeing Sakura glare at Goth from the corner of his eyes.
Goth either didn't notice, or didn't care.
…But by the way she was smirking at Sakura, she probably DID notice.
"Well, I'm going over to the bar. I'll see you two later…" She said, giving Sasuke a peck on the cheek, and Orochimaru a full blown kiss on the lips before leaving.
"…Bitch…" Sakura growled, restraining herself from socking Goth.
"Heh… I think that I may like this party!" Orochimaru said, smirking.
"Okay, on to the next letter!" I announced.
Prince: Miss me? I just got back from outer space with a something-something grin upon my face and... screw it I don't know the words. Are there any authors on this site you look up to or admire? Personally, I think RedLotusNin kicks . Also, is all that chocolate I gave Hinata still in the room?
Hinata: Congratulation on losing your virginity! Was Naruto a wearing condom? I hope so... Here, have this discarded panda tooth. It will give you the power to summon godzilla. And have this shark tooth necklace. It just looks cool. BUT if I find the little instruction booklet I can tell you another one of it's uses. Stay awesome. I don't need to tell you, I know you'll stay awesome.
The Log: Hi The Log. I tried to contain myself but I just can't help myself doing this... OHMYGODOHMYGODIT'STHELOG!WOYEAHH! I LOVE YOU! (but I still like Hinata better!) Can I have your autograph, please?! Oh, and do you know De Rower? I love his music, especially his hit single "I Like Row-WIN!"
Naruto: Did you ever live in an orphanage? It's pretty obvious that your living by yourself in the beginning of the anime but you couldn't have always been on your own. If you didn't live in an orphanage did you live with the Hokage before?
Sasuke: Why weren't you ever sent to an orphanage. Man, Konoha really sucks at caring for orphans, don't they?
Gaara of the Funk: Gaara of the Funk (pauses while music plays) do Funk wannabes bother you? You know, people who the Funk is not with but they wish it was because they think it's cool and will gain them popularity like some new, good-looking outfit. What about people who pretend to have the Funk with them just get more friends or try to prevent their death at your hands?
Gaara: Do you resent the fact that the only songs you ever get in "Naruto character theme songs" AMV are Mr. Sandman and Enter the Sandman? There are other songs that fit you! Like Twisted Transitor and The Panda song.
Anko: How old were you when you lost your innocence? What did it feel like? Oh, you do know what I'm talking about right? Of course you do. I mean really, what else would I be talking about. I'm OBVIOUSLY talking about the first you killed someone. Btw, Oreo is bi.
Mikoto-san: That you don't hate Itachi after he killed you and your entire family proves you aren't one to hold a grudge. Did Prince not give you my question asking you to tell everyone an embarrassingly cute story about Sasuke when he was little?
Asuma: YAY! You aren't are dead anymore! Let me go tell Shikamaru and Kurenai the great news (tells Shikamaru and Kurenai). So, how do you feel about being a father?
Haku: YAY! You aren't dead anymore either! Are you actually a girl or was that a typo when Naruto hugged you?
Oreo: You loathe me? You really, really loathe me? Oh you've made me the happiest girl on Earth! It's so great to be loathed! You know, loathe makes the world go round! Okay, that's enough loathe-sounds-like-love jokes for this chapter. I don't even have to ask to know how you missed me. Is Kimi's nickname milk? If so, are you Milk's favorite cookie? (HAHA I put you last)
Cookies and root beer for everyone! Except for Oreo who gets oto-flavored cheesecake and his favorite strawberry milk... (waits for him to take a sip of it) that contains my spit.
From: Lady Awesome
"Hey! I was wondering where you were!" I said. "Anyway, I really like Thundereaper. And RedLotusNin DOES kick ass. And Hinata stored the candy away for later. Hinata?"
"T-thank you…" Hinata said, blushing. "Yes, Naru-chan was wearing a condom. I may love him, but I'm not ready to have children yet. And thank you for the necklace and panda tooth. And I'll try to stay awesome. The Log?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Screw it, I'll answer for him! He says yes to both of them!" I said, tired of waiting. "Naruto?"
"Yeah, I lived in an orphanage before. It sucked, but I had no choice until I found a place of my own," Naruto replied. "Sasuke-teme?"
"They thought that I could 'Tough it Out', for some reason," Sasuke grumbled. "Why do we like Konoha again, Naruto?"
"…I couldn't tell you, Sasuke," Naruto replied, sweat dropping. "Funk Gaara?"
"Gaara of the Funk!" The voice said again.
"If you look at Episode 12 or 13 of Naruto Abridged Series, then you'll figure out the answer to that," Funk Gaara replied. "Gaara?"
"…I don't mind too much. As long as I HAVE some Theme Songs, then I'm happy," Gaara replied.
"…Heh, I thought you were talking about something ELSE. …My bad," Anko said, rubbing the back of her head with her eyes closed and her tongue sticking out. "Anyway, it wasn't easy at first. But Orochimaru, back when the bastard was still GOOD, helped me out with getting over it. Mikoto?"
"Thanks," Mikoto said. "And as for the embarrassing story, I remember when Sasuke was 4 years old, that I caught him in his room after watching this cartoon called 'Darkwing Duck'. He had Purple sheets as a cape, his father's fedora on his head, and was bouncing on his bed singing, 'Nightwing Nin! When it's trouble you're in, just call for the Nin!' It was so adorable!"
"MOM!" Sasuke whined while everybody else, including Sakura, laughed. "Sigh…Asuma?"
"It feels pretty damn good. I can't wait until I see Kurenai-chan and my team again," Asuma said. "Haku?"
"Thank you," Haku said with a smile. "And yes, I'm really a girl. …Oreo?"
"…If King wasn't keeping me from using the Master P.C to its full potential, I would turn you into a copy of me. I bet you wouldn't be so cocky after THAT," Orochimaru hissed. "And nice try with the cake and milk, but I have the Master P.C now." Orochimaru typed it so that the spit was removed from the said items. Then he proceeded to devour them.
"THANKS FOR THE ROOT BEER AND COOKIES!" Everyone else shouted, proceeding to eat them.
"Okay, who are you?" Sniper asked the next lady.
"Hi! You can just call me Lucifel," The lady introduced herself.
"Wait a minute. Lucifel? THE Lucifel? THE Lucifel that is the author of the greatest Naruto Ask fic in history?!" I shouted.
"Well, I don't like to brag… screw it, I love to brag. Yes, I am she!" Lucifel replied, all smiles.
"It is such an honor to meet you! You are the single person that inspired me to try and make my own ask fic! It is SO good to have you here!" I gushed, shaking her hand.
"It's great to BE here, King!" Lucifel said. "Especially since so many of the… HOT men are here…" She added, giving a seductive look to Gaara, Asuma, Orochimaru and Kimimaro. "Anyway, I have only one question this time. How does everybody feel about all of the fans here? It's gotta be rough for some of you."
"Ah, don't worry. We're used to it. After being in so many Ask fics, you just kinda roll with it," Everybody replied.
"That's good," Lucifel replied. "Well, I've got to go check out the bar. See you later!" Before she left though, she locked eyes with Kyuubi, then did the famous, 'I'm watching you', sign on her. This just caused Kyuubi to sweat drop as I opened the next letter.
Hey there, Few questions for you.
Naruto: If you could get 1 item from another series what would it be?
Hinata: If you had to be paired up with anyone but Naruto. Who would you chose?
Mikoto: So when will Sasuke be getting his new Father officially?
Rin: What happened to you, you just dropped off the planet after Kakashi Gaiden?
Haku: How do you feel about the fics that portray you as a girl and pair you up with Naruto?
Dr. Eggman: Out of all the alternate versions of you which one do you respect the most? (My choice SatAM as he actually did get the planet under his heel.) And good luck on establishing the Eggman Empire.
Shadow: How do you feel about all the Amy/Shadow fanfics out there?
Sasuke: The reason most of the people I know not liking you is due to the extreme stuff you've been pulling
I.E Shutting down the Kyubi, Destroying Orochi's metal dimension, Summoning Mandra hitting him with a Sharingan genjutsu jumping into his mouth and using a space-time jutsu when almost out of Chakra. Etc
Here are some presents Naruto you get the firing key to my GDI Ion Cannon, Hinata you get angelus wings MK 3 fully functional angel wing style flight back pack, Haku water from the spirit oasis from the north pole (Avatar the last airbender), Dr Eggman you get a fully upgraded Nod Avatar and Scrin Tripod.
From: S C J
"Hmm. If I had to choose, I'd pick… the Flying Nimbus from Dragonball! That thing is so COOL!" Naruto said. "Hinata-chan?"
"If I wasn't with Naruto, then Kiba would be it. I know that he would take care of me almost as good as Naru-chan can," Hinata replied. "Mikoto?"
"Don't worry. Before the end of the fic, we'll have an official wedding," Mikoto said, hugging Kakashi's arm. "Rin?"
"You'll learn all about it in the squeal. …That, and King has no idea himself," Rin replied. "Haku?"
"I don't mind them. Some of them are good, actually," Haku said. "Dr. Eggman?"
"I like the Sonic Underground version of myself. Like the SatAM version, he rules the world," Dr. Eggman said. "And thanks for the words of luck. Rodent? I mean, Shadow?"
"…Trust me, you do NOT want to know how I feel about them," Shadow replied, closing his eyes and crossing his arms. "Sasuke?"
"That sucks. If I were still a good guy, they wouldn't mind HALF as much," Sasuke grumbled.
"And thanks for the gifts! We'll use them in the next chapter, when the party REALLY begins!" Everyone who got the gifts said.
"Okay, next!" Sniper said.
"Yo! My name's Icedragon967! But just call me Ice," the Human/Dragon introduced himself.
"Wait a minute. You're the PUNK that was kissing Hinata!" Naruto, Anko and Kyuubi growled.
"Yep. And what are YOU gonna do about it?" Ice said, smiling in an insane way, one eye half-closed and the other wide open.
"Sorry, but NO fighting!" I said.
"Feh, we're watching you…" Hinata's lovers threatened.
"I'll be waiting, fools," Ice replied, walking off. I pulled out the next letter.
Hey guys its me again okay here we go:
To everyone(more of a request): could you guys read my story titled naruto's brother returns and tell me how you like it (i'll say sorry to kyuubi and anko ahead of time you two like some one other than naruto. sauske i'm not really sure bout you in the story yet so yea. sakura i think you will get sauske in the story in later chapters)
Oh yea how was the red fox of konoha story?
AND could someone get ino out of my house! she is clinging to me saying "let me sleep with naruto-kun please please!" and its driving me nuts.
Oh yea heres some medication for your party it sobers you up in one shot
I can't really think of any individual questions for you guys
From: crackerbox
"Sure. We'll read it later. And the Red fox of Konoha wasn't bad. Not the BEST story by far, but not a bad read," Everybody replied.
"And as for Ino, I'll bring her here right now," I said, snapping my fingers. Within seconds, Ino poofed in the room, looking dazed.
"What…where am I…" Ino said. Then she spotted Naruto. And her eyes sparkled. "SUGAR DADDY!" She squealed, jumping towards the slightly freaked out Naruto.
Sakura blocked her, and gave her a good slap.
Ino blinked a bit. "…Thanks for the help, Forehead-girl. I don't know WHAT I was thinking," Ino said to Sakura.
"No problem, Ino-buta," Sakura replied.
"So…where are we anyway? …And is there a party going on or something?" Ino asked.
"I'll inform you later," Sakura said.
"Okay, time for the next person!" Sniper said. "And you are…?"
"Yo! My name is Katonshadow! Nice to meet you, King!" Katon said, smiling.
"Same here, Katon!" I said, shaking his hand.
"Well, here's my letter. I'm off to the arcade machines for now! Bye!" Katon said, heading off. I opened the letter and began to read it.
Yo, Katonshadow here. I gotta say, this fics pretty impressive, I've only really read a few 'Ask the Naruto gang' fics, and I gotta say, this far surpasses them.
Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR-sama: Are any of Naruto's mini harem (which I envy him for) going to get pregnant, after... You know... OH, and here's enough cash to build 5 robots with. Build who you want since I have no special requests.
Naruto: I have a gift for you. Hands a vial of what appears to be blood. It's saiyan blood, have it transfused into you and you'll be part Saiyan. Which means you'll be able to go super saiyans 1 - 3, each one increases the size of... Your manhood, and how fast you can go during... In bed...
My question to you is, if Sasuke was to steal your harem from you, what would you do. Would you kill him?... OR would you try and steal them back first.
Hinata: Would you ever leave Naruto if he did something bad? (I'm not really a fan of the NaruHina pairing, but I can stand it in this fic, and also, have you inherited the TRUE Hyuuga Boodline limit (an arrow appears, pointing to her breasts)the most in your clan? And if not, who has?
Sakura: I didn't like you before Shipuuden, but you've redeemed yourself, so well done for that. My question is, why Sasuke? Yes, I've read the entirity of the fic, yet I fail to see what is so great about him. Is it because he can make blood vessels pop in his eyes? Please, answer my questions.
Sasuke: What would you do if before you revived your mother, Naruto killed Itachi before you?
Orochimaru: What did you do without your arms in regards to touching up kids? Mothers will have easily been able to beat you up if you touched them with your tongue, yet whenever we saw you, you were without injury. And also, when you were in a female body, we saw a scene of Kabuto walking in on you whilst you were in the shower, yet you had a male upper body, how the hell does that work?
Mikoto: The Uchiha clan all seem to have sticks upn their asses, yet you seem to be an exception. Did you have the stick in your removed, or was you just born without it?
That's it for now. Thanks for your responses in advance. And before I forget, pet dragons for all. little baby dragons rain down on everyone in the vicinity.
"Thank you!" I said, taking the money. "And no, Naruto put condoms on himself and his clones before they did… that. Naruto?"
"Thanks. This'll come in handy later," Naruto said, taking the vial. "And as for my question, I choose the second option. Hinata-chan?"
"…No. I'd stay with Naruto forever, even if he burned Konoha to the ground," Hinata replied. "And if you think MY breasts are big, then wait until you see my mother's. Sakura-chan?"
"Thank you. And while the CANNON Sasuke may be a prick, this fanon Sasuke is much more sociable since his mother came back to life. And he actually cares about me and the others from Konoha. So that's what makes him great," Sakura replied. "Sasuke-kun?"
"…Sad to say, my cannon form would most likely go after Naruto in revenge. …I'm not proud of my cannon form in the least, so please don't lump me in with him," Sasuke replied. "Oreo?"
"…I have no idea myself, really," Orochimaru replied, sweat dropping. "Mikoto-san?"
"I was born without it. I'm probably the only Uchiha that EVERYBODY likes," Mikoto replied.
"YAY! BABY DRAGONS!" Everybody shouted, getting one.
"Next person!" Sniper said with a Baby Dragon on his head, ready to party already.
"Yo, the name's Kid Anime!" Kid said, all smiles. "It's so good to meet you, Naruto and Sonic!" He shook both of their hands.
"Thanks. It's always nice to see a fan," Both heroes replied.
"Anyway, I'd love to talk more, but I can't right now. Here's my letter. See ya!" Kid said, running off somewere. I began to read…
Dr.Eggman: That was a cheap trick against Sonic and Shadow.
Sonic and Shadow: What were your first opinions of Silver when you first fought him?
Naruto: Where did you get the last name Uzumaki from?
Sasuke: Here's a teleportation upgrade to the tracking device you got and a scroll containing secrets for avoiding Mangekyou Sharingan
Sakura: In Shippuuden, was Sai really that much of a jerk?
Hinata: Did Neji really do THAT much damage in the Chunin Exams? (and if so, curse him)
Kakashi: If Gato hadn't stopped your fight against Zabuza, who do you think would've won?
Asuma: Have you ever gave up smoking?
Prince: You rule! (Gives him more money)
Gaara of the Desert: What is your most lethal sand move?
Everyone from Naruto: Did you know that in a recent poll of best manga ever, you lost to the basketball manga: Slam Dunk? (If you don't believe me then here's the OCTOBER 2007 issue of Shonen Jump, To Sonic and Shadow: a couple of Level-Up items:
Sea Shoes and Gloves: Allows Sonic to swim and walk on water.
Decoder Glasses: Lets Sonic see through walls and invisible people.
Chaos Necklace: Allows Shadow to fire ten Chaos Spears for the price of one.
Prototype G.U.N. Grip: Equip this to any gun and gain unlimited ammo.
Plus, a portal that takes you into the room where you can get busy... (Shifts eyes back and forth) )
Gotta go for now!
Kid Anime
"I'm evil. What did you expect?" Eggman said in monotone. "Sonic? Shadow?"
"Our thoughts were, "Damnit, ANOTHER Hedgehog!" Sonic and Shadow said in stereo. "Naruto?"
"I got the last name from my mother, Kushina Uzumaki," Naruto replied. "Sasuke?"
"Thanks for the gift. It really helped me out last chapter," Sasuke replied with a smirk. "Sakura?"
"YES, he was!" Sakura fumed. "Hinata-chan?"
"It wasn't THAT bad. I paid him back off camera, so it's all right," Hinata replied. "Kakashi-san?"
"I would have won. Zabuza was as good as dead BEFORE Gatou showed up," Kakashi replied, ignoring Zabuza's glare. "Asuma?"
"Yes, I have. I don't want to go back to heaven for a LONG time. No matter how nice it is," Asuma said. "King-sama?"
"Thank you!" I said, taking the money. "Gaara?"
"It's my True Sand Burial. It's in Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2," Gaara replied.
"Thanks for the gifts! We'll use them during the party or in future chapters!" Everyone said.
"And trust me, before the night ends that portal will get GOOD use…" Anko purred.
"Okay, final person!" Sniper said.
"Greetings. I am known as Arbiter Revan. You may just call me Revan if you wish," The Alien said, bowing.
"Nice to meet you. I hope that our races can coexist and benefit from each other," I said, bowing back.
"As do I," Revan said. "I must go and practice on these…Arcade Machines. I hope you don't mind."
"Not at all," I replied, as I watched him go off. "Okay, that's it for this chapter!"
"Huh? But don't we have much more questions to answer?" Naruto questioned.
"We do. But this chapter is late as it is, and I don't want to make them wait any longer. We'll finish the letters next chapter. And then… PARTY!"
"YAHOO!" Everybody cheered.
"Feel free to leave questions this time. But they won't be answered until the chapter after next. By the way, I've got my first ever job at Safeway! Which means that I can begin to save up for that Laptop that I've wanted! Wish me luck! And until next time, catch you next continue!"