Definition of FUN
Author's Note: Here we are….chaptah 3! Ive decided after this, after every review or two, I'll update every Friday. So for example- if I get at least 2 reviews during that week, I'll update. Oh and thank you for reading thus far! Otay enough of me- Now, on with the fiction! :3
Soifon took off her clothes and stepped into her bathtub. She sunk into the water, so that only her head was above the bubbles. She couldn't stop thinking about what Shuhei had said. At first, she attempted at pretending she heard wrong, then she decided training would do some good, and then she even tried thinking of Lady Yoruichi- surprisingly, it helped a little..but it still didn't push the thoughts away completely. All she could think about was shuhei coming into her barracks, and what he had the nerves to say. She sighed.
"I'm plenty sexy…aren't I? Am I really no fun? Am I really so boring…that people don't like me?" Soifon thought. She bathed and drained the water , before leaving the bathtub.
A little later, Soifon layed down on her bed, and gazed out the window, towards the clear night sky. "I'll show him…just watch me…I'll show everyone…" she mumbled, falling asleep.
The next day, Rangiku returned to Soifon. "You left your notes behind yesterday…" she told her, holding out the notebook. Soifon nodded and took it, immediately putting it in her coat. "You've got great writing skills captain.." Rangiku said smiling. A blush crept upon Soifon's cheeks. "You k-know, I w-was just using descriptive words, s-so more people c-could read my article right?" she asked stuttering. Rangiku giggled and took a step back. "…Of course Captain.." Soifon relaxed. The orange-haired lieutenant then took the blushing captain's hand, and lead her to squad 7's barracks. "Come on girl! The men's association meeting should be going on!..let's go check it out!" Rangiku said excitedly. Soifon hesitated a moment before willingly following Rangiku. Both women snuck up to a vent to listen to the conversations going on inside.
They heard Iba speaking. "Now, has anyone noticed the women have been acting a little..well..weird?" Chojiro was the first to respond to the question. "As in distant..or watchful? ..Yes..actually..they have". Renji began thinking. "Maybe they're up to something.." he began to say, murmuring. "Or- maybe something's wrong with us!" Omaeda said panicking.
"So this is where that fool goes off to all the time…." Soifon thought to herself, still listening to the men converse. Ikkaku spoke next. "What do you expect us to do about it Iba?" he asked with sarcasm. "Well Ikkaku- I want everyone to get their asses up, find a partner, and investigate themselves a woman." Iba replied defensively.
"Whoaaa there.." Ukitake laughed.
"Wonderful women….right Jushiro?" Shunsui said jokingly.
"Yeah, heh.."
Ukitake turned over to Byakuya. "What about you Byakuya?..what do you think about this old friend?" Byakuya sighed. "I don't care.." Ukitake put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Come now…you can't tell me you don't want to see what's happened to Retsu right? After all, she reminds me of a friend's wife I knew…." Byakuya sighed again. "Alright…but other than her, I still don't care.." Ukitake smiled. "I knew you'd come around Byakuya."
Iba cleared his throat to get the attention of the group. "Alright then, who will investigate who?" he asked the other men.
Renji bursted out first. "Me, Izuru, and Shuhei will follow Rangiku and Soifon.." he said smirking proudly. Both Izuru and Shuhei spun to look at Renji. "Wha-What?" Izuru asked. "You can't be serious Abarai…" Shuhei said getting upset. "Oh~But I am! HA!" Renji said still smirking. Iba interrupted; "Then its settled. Off you 3. Meet us again tomorrow."
"No way…" Izuru mumbled, getting up. "She'll find out, and put a leash on my neck again." He finished when they were outside. Shuhei had his arms crossed. "Renji…You bastard…" he said towards the tattooed red-head. Renji just laughed and gave a triumphant smirk. "Let's go guys…We have an assignment to do.." he chuckled,pushing the two of them forward.