Yep, it's another Ask Naru-crew fic!
Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Sorry, but I'm going to add one more chapter to the party, just so I can get most of the questions out of the way. But don't worry, this chapter introduces a lot of new characters, and hints of what's to come in the final chapter of this party (not story). Hope you enjoy. And sorry for the late update!
"ANNNDDD we're BACK!" I declared. "Now all we've got to do is finish these last reviews and…"
All of a sudden, some creepy music began playing within the mansion. And all of the lights were shut off.
"What the hell?!" Everybody shouted.
"…Okay, whoever turned out the lights is DEAD. They made me spill my Sake!" Tsunade grumbled.
"Ah. It looks like…HE has arrived," Sniper muttered.
Sigh…HE always liked to make a big entrance… Kyuubi sighed.
"…Who is HE?" Naruto questioned.
But before Kyuubi could reply, part of the floor began to open up, and a door rose up from it revealing two figures that were followed by robots that bared a striking resemblance to the Linkin Park band.
One of them was an adult human-sized two-tailed fox, with black fur that had blue highlights all over it. Plus, he had a gray Mohawk.
The next person had short-cut black hair and brown eyes. He wore a blue shirt that said 'BANZAI!' on it, jeans, and a blue fox tail.
"Greetings everyone, fellow guests and hosts. I am Nocturne no Kitsune, but you can just call me Nocturne," The fox introduced himself.
"And I am known as Ranpuryu! Glad to meet ya!" The boy with the tail said.
…You always had a fetish for dramatic entrances, didn't you brother? Kyuubi sighed again.
"Well, I just couldn't let you have all of the fun, dear sister," Nocturne replied.
"And I just wanted to check out the HOT babes," Ran said, eyeing Hinata, Anko, and a few others. Hinata blushed a bit, while Anko just smirked and bared her new fangs. Ran quickly looked away.
"Anyway, me and my band, Linkin Parts are here to perform a few songs for the Naruto Crew! Plus, I'll bring in some other bands as well. But for now, here is my letter," Nocturne said, handing me his letter.
"Don't forget mine!" Ran said, doing the same.
"Okay, we'll be getting ready for the party. Farewell, sister dear!" Nocturne said leaving with his robots.
"And there are some females that I've GOT to meet. See ya!" Ran said, running off to where Lucifel and Goth were.
"Okay, let's begin with Nocturne's letter," I said, opening the letter.
Question #1 for Naruto: How do you feel about fics that send you to other worlds and universes? And here's a gift for you, the sword Tetsaiga, from Inuyasha. (Whispers in Naruto's ear): If Inuyasha comes looking for this, you got it in the mail from a strange unknown fan) Poofs in the sword.
Question #2 for Dr Eggman: what are all of Metal Sonic's powers? And what do you have planed for future updates for him? And have reached a verdict of whether you would turn Tails evil or not?
And your gift is the blueprints for the Gundams from Gundam Seed and the future sight system from Gundam wing. Downloads the data into Eggman's Eggmobile computer.
Question #3 for Orochimaru: out of all the servants at your command, who is your favorite? And out of all the jutsu you know which one in your sense is the best? And all I have for you right now is this bag of flavored popcorn, but considering what I am about to do to Omega Sasuke, that should be good for now. Poofs in bag of popcorn that also happens to Orochimaru's favorite flavor.
Torment, I mean, question #4 for Omega Sasuke: It's not that I dislike you or anything, it's just that when I got to your part of the letter I was such a bad mood that I needed to take it out on someone, and your were the closest (and most durable) person I could find. So this ain't personal or anything, so here we go. Behold your doom! Poofs in a large crate that opens to reveal a group of Robot girls lead by a robot Ino and a robot Sakura Lay your optics on the Metal fan-girl army! Led by the powerful Omega Metal Ino and Omega Metal Sakura! And I upgraded them so that they are all just as strong as you! Now Omega Sasuke, let's see you survive all pretty boys' worst nightmare, their fangirls! Now my minions, attack! Or glomp, whichever makes you happy.
Question #5 for Sonic and Shadow: Sonic, get out of the spot light and let Tails have a turn being the hero. As for shadow, you're pretty cool for a semi-Emo hedgehog, but you need to lighten up. You do that, and I make sure that a certain pair of Robotniks are brought back to life so you can see them again.
"I think those fics ROCK. Because 9 times out of 10, I gain some Kick-ass powers!" Naruto said. "And thanks for the gift sword. I'll give it back to Inuyasha…later." Naruto made the sword grow giant thanks to Kyuubi's chakra and swung it around a bit. "Dr. Eggman?"
"THAT'S DR… wait, you got it right this time. …Nevermind," Eggman said. "Anyway, Metal Sonic has the power to copy enemies' techniques and hidden powers, as was shown in Sonic Heroes when he used Chaos Control during his fight with Sonic. He can also transform into Metal Madness and Metal Overlord, as well as Neo Metal Sonic. And with all of the new technology at my disposal, Metal Sonic will be better than ever!
And as for turning Tails evil, I shall try that. But when Sonic and the others aren't around to stop me," Eggman whispered the last part. "Orochimaru?"
"I'd say my favorite one was Kimimaro," Orochimaru said, wrapping an arm around Kimi, causing him to blush a bit. "And as for my best jutsu, it'd have to be one of my own design called Harumagedon (Armageddon). I'll show its use in the sequel. And thanks for the popcorn. Ooohhh, Oto-flavored!" Orochimaru said, starting to eat it. "Omega Sasuke-kun? Ku Ku Ku, this'll be fun!"
All of a sudden, a large crate appeared within the room, and the door to it flew open. Revealing a LARGE army of android girls within it. The most noticeable ones were the ones that looked like Sakura and Ino.
"There he is girls!" Omega Sakura and Omega Ino squealed. "GET HIM!"
The rest of the metallic fangirls gave off a shriek SO loud that it shook the entire mansion and nearly made the party goers deaf. Then they bum rushed Omega Sasuke.
"…Shit." Omega Sasuke said, bolting out of the room, the Fangirls after him
"Heh, sucks to be him!" Zabuza chuckled. "Rodents?"
"Okay, sheesh, I'll give Tails more of a shot in the future," Sonic grumbled. "Shadow?"
"…If you can show me some proof, then I'll consider it," Shadow replied.
"Okay, time for Ran's letter." I said, pulling it out.
Naruto: Have you ever, erm, 'played' with a Kage Bunshin in Oiroke no Jutsu form?
Anko: I heard a weird rumor from my weird friend that snakes have two... er, 'rods'. Is it true?
Kyuubi: This isn't really a question... YOU ARE ONE HOT PIECE OF (Insert cuss word here).
Clucky the Chicken (if he's still there): Does Naruto take care of you well?
King of DDR-sama: Can you take on the Naruto: Abridged version of Lee in DDR?
All the girls: If you happen to find all your white shirts wet, it has nothing to do with me... -starts to whistle and walk away-
All the guys: You better thank me for that!
From: Ran
"What? NO! Of course not!" Naruto denied.
"Well, then how were you so good in the room, Naruto-kun?" Anko asked slyly, rubbing her cheek against Naruto's.
"…Uh, don't you have a question you need to answer, Anko-chan?" Naruto asked nervously.
"Well, it depends on what snake you're talking about. Of course, the only snake I care about is Naruto's…" Anko said with a sexy giggle, reaching down with her hand to caress Naruto's…snake. Naruto turned bright red during that. "Kyuubi-chan?"
Why, thank you. I am, aren't I? Kyuubi replied with a smirk. Clucky?
"Cluck, Cluck, Cluck. BAWKAWWW! Cluck, Cluck, Cluck," Clucky replied.
"Sure. I'll take him on after the party is done," I said. "Laides?"
All of a sudden, a huge splash of water fell onto Hinata, Tsunade, Anko, Ino, Sakura and Kyuubi. Sadly (for them) they found themselves in white shirts just before it happened. …And some of them (Anko and Hinata) didn't wear bras.
Nearly all of the male guests, and a few females, got a massive nosebleed.
Hinata was trying her best to cover her chest, while Anko just smirked and flaunted it around.
"Get a good look, boys and girls! Look, but don't touch! Only Hinata-chan, Kyuubi-chan and Naruto-kun get that honor!" Anko cheered.
"THANK YOU, RAN!" The men cheered. A few of them even offered to buy him some drinks.
"Okay, now we can move on to the next letters!" I said, pulling out the last few.
Yo! Hang on! I'm in the party!
Prince: I forgot to add that it was the iris that's pure black. Oh, and here's (Grins evilly) METAL LOG. (Sonic adventure DX's "Final Eggman" boss music plays) MWHAHAHAHA! DIE, OMEGA, DIE! Metal Log, Attack Omega Metal Sasuke!
Funk Gaara: The funk, compared to me, is weak within you. I get ultimate superpowers whenever any music (especially funk or sonic) plays. The songs I Am from Shadow's theme and Live and Learn from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle have a dangerous effect for you.
Oh yah, the song that's playing now allows me to summon ANYTHING, regardless of contract issues. I SUMMON, BLACK DOOM!
Hinata: Glad I could help you.
Everyone: If you have dead loved ones, you can bring them back to life. That is all.
Prince: I'm sorry about trying to send you a metal Log. If they are here (as this is a letter) I'm taking him back and replacing him with a Metal Kakashi.(Takes away all metal logs and sends out a Metal Kakashi)
the hedgehogs: I believe you know what to do. (Throws Super emeralds and World rings to them) Courtesy of Erazor Djinn, who's out to kill me.
Erazor: I have you now! (He charges, but slips on some party trash, falling flat on his face.)
He's all yours, prince. Him and an army of 999 Naruto-sized Pikmin. Send in the troops! (999 Naruto-sized Pikmin march out of a confidently placed portal.)
And Omilar. (Olimar tumbles out of the same portal.)
Roach: I'm calling you Roach, Orochimaru. It's because you're more roach-like than Oreo-like. Oh, and the Master PC is MINE! (Takes away the Master PC from Roach.)
Naruto: Here, have a gift! (Gives him the Master PC.)
Omega Sasuke: Sorry for any Inconvenience.
Kyuubi: ... weird. Just because. And tell us why you REALLY attacked the hidden leaf village. Now. You're way overdue.
Sasuke: Here's my own invention. (Hands Sasuke what appears to be a hi-tech shovel) It's a time-space shovel. The continuum is at your command. It can eliminate parts of the continuum, replace, fill in its tears and cause them. It also can be used to teleport yourself to any Reality or Universe. Even I can have a hard time stopping you when you use it. It's that powerful.
Prince: (Whispers) and here's its self-destruct button. (Slips Prince the aforementioned item.)
Time to go back to dancing. Oh yeah. (Destroys the 4th wall) Just for kicks. Later! (Floats back to the dance floor before Prince kills him.)
From: Si Fron
All of a sudden, a metallic version of the Dreaded Log poofed into the room, and began to chase Omega Sasuke along with the Robot Fangirls.
"SHIT!" Omega Sasuke swore, turning on his Rocket Boosters to try and fly from the army. Sadly for him, they just did the same. Now they were flying around the room like birds on crack.
"Oh yeah? Well, when Feel Good Inc is playing, I get TEN times as strong. HAH," Funk Gaara retorted.
Suddenly, Black Doom appeared within the room!
"WTF?! I thought I KILLED you!" Shadow shouted.
"Sorry, Shadow, but it's not going to be that easy," Doom sneered. "I'll be taking my revenge on you…after I get down on the dancefloor." Doom warped to the dancefloor and began to do the Macarena.
"…WTF?" Shadow sweat dropped.
"Thank you, Fron-san," Hinata replied.
"SWEET!" The cast cheered.
All of a sudden, the Metal Log that was chasing Omega Sasuke vanished, and a robot version of Kakashi showed up within the room.
"I am known as Metal Kakashi. Yo," Metal Kakashi said, eye smiling.
"…Okay, this robot thing is getting out of hand," Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Sweet! The Chaos Emeralds! AND the World Rings!" Sonic cheered as he and Shadow got the items.
"…What are these 'World Rings'?" Shadow inquired.
"I'll tell you later, Shadow," Sonic replied.
All of a sudden, Erazor Djinn charged towards Fron. But he slipped on a random Beer Bottle, and fell face first in front of Sonic and Shadow.
"Well, if it isn't Erazor! Long time no see, pal!" Sonic said.
"Damn that Fron…" Erazor growled, picking himself up. Then he caught sight of Sonic. "What the Hell?! You again, you filthy rat?!"
A vein popped in Sonic's head. "I keep telling you, I'M A HEDGEHOG! Get it right, you retarded Genie! Don't MAKE me go Darkspines Sonic on your ass again!"
"Feh. I've no time to waste on the likes of you. My pray is Fron!" Erazor declared, chasing after the boy.
A portal appeared out of nowhere, and 999 Pikmin began to pour out of it. Followed by the short Omilar.
"I say. Where are we now?" Omilar said in a British tone, looking around.
"I'll tell you later. But KICK-ASS. My own army of Pikmin!" I cheered. "Get me and my friends some soda!"
"Yes sir, King Sir!" The Lead Pikmin said, leading the rest of the Pikmin away.
Orochimaru typed in the Master P.C to have it gain a barrier that no one but him could break through, keeping Fron from taking it.
"Nice try, pal." Orochimaru chuckled. "Omega Sasuke?"
"Sure, no problem. Just DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" Omega Sasuke said, still flying away from the Fangirls.
…Okay. I just felt like it. Are you happy now? Kyuubi replied.
Everybody, except for Naruto, gave her dirty looks.
…WHAT? …Sigh, your turn, Sasuke. She sighed.
"Sweet. Thanks for the weapon. Itachi won't stand a chance now," Sasuke chuckled, swinging around the weapon.
"And thanks for the self-destruct button," I whispered back. "And I had Orochimaru reinforce the 4th wall with the Master PC while off camera. Sorry! Time for the next letter!"
falls on knees and yells no darth vader/mad scientist styleNO!(echo)
ok what the happened to the trans demensional charcter transporterchecks... sees a empty screen which says(show which chapter charcter comes from) ...slaps self DAMMITtypes in ch 364
sees screen that says personality?types in a very formal and correct manner of speech. Since then, his personality and speech have become completely different, as he speaks much less formally and is more serious and arrogant." ok ask permission from lords of and for bypass of author's will on summoning picks up letter" YES GRANTED!" IN YOUR FACE KING! walks in doors and goes to arcade puts a jutsu on and disappears with tobi bypassing sniper, prince and all authors and charcters will and powersummons madara with ALL FIELDS COVERED and author will bypassedmadara appears with a akatsuki cloak only with a hood and a sharingan on ha now prince follow my rules or else acording to this contract granted by the makers of and i can bypass authors will so please you know who im talking about not goofy tobi but the actual madara I DONT CARE IF HES COMMING IN YOUR SEQUAL THIS CONTRACT DEFLECTS SUCH yells SUMMON poof
"You forget. You might have surpassed the AUTHOR'S will, but not the will of the MASTER PC!" Orochimaru cackled, typing it up so that none of the things in the letter above happened. "Be patient. Madara will show up sooner than you think. But not right now. Next letter!"
OH dear...I don't know how to say this...but Akatsuki have now officially taken over my house. T-T
-Explosion heard in background, and lights go up. a few seconds later, the lights come back, but softer-
Oh god...how in hell did they find the power grid? Ah well, they'll never find the back-up. Be right back. :D
-leaves room-
-comes back 5 minutes later. there is a gorilla on her right side. It is dragging Deidara along with her. Me: There we go! -notices camera- Oh! Review! Right!
Jiraiya: ...PERVERT! at least do something useful and give the older peopleza copy of Icha Icha. AND NOT MINORS! I WILL SET WHATEVER AKATSUKI MEMBERS AREN'T BUSY AFTER YOU IF YOU DO!
Tsunade: Make sure Jiraiya follows the above to the letter. Also, it really does annoy me how many people call you old. I mean, old should be a definition of people who can't be ninja anymore! You're doing great:D
From: fanofanime2006
"DEIDARA-SEMPAI!" Tobi shouted, anime tears running down his face.
"Calm down, we'll get him later," I assured him. "Jiraiya! Tsunade! You've got questions!" I shouted at them towards the bar.
Jiraiya took a look at his question. "Thanks. I love it when people acknowledge me as a pervert. Anyway, I'll give some Icha Icha to the older set. Tsunade, your turn."
"THANK YOU! Just because I'm old, doesn't mean people, especially that GAKI Naruto, have to remind me! And I'll make sure that Jiraiya follows through with his promise," Tsunade said.
"Okay, next letter!" I said.
okay so...
1: Sasuke, when you kill Itachi what will you do then? Revive your clan? If so, revive it with a Hyuga (no Hinata for you though) because Sharingan + Byakugan total pwnage. or Sakura, Pink Sharingan and Super Strength. lol
2: Sasuke: when you kill Itachi would you be willing to return to Konoha?
3: All: why not open a water park/restaurant? Sasuke could power the lights with chidori. Naruto could power awesome slides with rasengan and use it for a wave pool as well. Sakura could be a life guard, and Kakashi could send trouble makers to different dimensions with sharingan. Oh and orochimaru (go snake man) could do his thing to clear the pool if someone barfs.
4: Naruto why don't you go visit gaara? Being the kazekage must be tough.
You all rock, even you sakura.
Ps: All these questions are from shippuden and a bit farther in the manga.
From: Xruix
"Well, since my mom has convinced me otherwise, I'll just capture Itachi, and let Konoha deal with him. And I'll revive my clan with Sakura. Even if our kids get pink hair, that'll just make people underestimate them," Sasuke replied. "And as for the other question… I'll think about it."
"The water park doesn't sound like a bad idea. We'll get on that later on," Everybody replied.
"And of course, Gaara's right here," Naruto replied, pointing to the Kazekage. "Next letter!"
Yo! Here are my questions hopefully no one asked them yet.
Fisrt this to all: Are you annoyed how Kishimoto takes forever on revealing certain subjects? Such as the members of Akatsuki. (Resulting in evil Yondaime fics.) Though I understand why convcerning the Leader drama and all that. Evil Tobi/Uchiha Madara did not see that one coming at all!
My main point is about the Bijuu you would think Kishimoto would just have Jiraiya or one of the Akatsuki tell us what they are. Instead he has us waiting as he introduces them one by one by the number of tails. Not to mention there's that "Legend of the Bijuu" on the net that was bull. Look below.
Ichibi: Shukaku/Tanuki: Wind
Nibi: Nekomata: Death
Sanbi: Isonade/Shark: Water (Right element wrong animal.)
Yonbi: Sokou/Rooster/Lizard: Poison
Gobi: Houkou/Dog:Illusion/Fire/Water/Lightning/Wind/Earth
Rokubi: Weasel/Raijin: Lightning
Shichibi: Kaku/Badger: Earth.
Hachibi: Snake/Yamata no Orochi/Hachimata: Evil
Kyuubi: Kitsune: Fire
First off Sanbi's a turtle and doesn't have a vessel, which is disappointing. The Yonbi container is an old man, whom we don't even get the name of and apparently has abilities that should be the Gobi's. Anyways what do you think of this and what the Yonbi and other Bijuu are?
Second question to Naruto: Do you think it's dumb that so far according to Kishimoto, Jiraiya seem to of done nearly nothing else during your 2.5 year trip except work with you on controlling Kyuubi's chakra which seem to of only backfired? Plus why didn't Jiraiya on the trip, teach you about Wind Element Chakra, which gave you the means to create a powerful jutsu (which took out Kazuku of Akatsuki good job!) that only ends up hurting you in the long run? My point is whow to you feel about Kishimoto giving you cool abilities with nasty drawbacks, while Sasuke receives the cream of the crop in terms of skill. No offense Sasuke, but it's just stupid on a realistic front.
Third question: Sasuke, I don't hate you, but I'm trying to make sense of your reasoning of leaving Konoha when by doing so, you know you became no better then your brother on some levels right?
Fourth and final question: To the Former Prince of DDR. When will you post the first part of your Naruto/Negima crossover?
"Magic, Traitors, and Jutsu, Oh My!" It sounds like a unique crossover fic. If I may make a request though could you perhaps consider a Naruto/Mana match up? Or at least a team up between the two against Orochimaru and if he's still an enemy at that point Sasuke? (I'm Sorry, I just like Gun Girls.)
From: Jetfire
"You're right. It's annoying how Kishimoto takes FOREVER to do certain stuff. But most of the time it pays off, such as Tobi being Madara himself, and the identity of the Akatsuki leader, Pein/Nagato," I replied. The rest of the characters nodded their heads.
"I know. It seems that Sasuke got all of the good stuff. Kishimoto even said himself that Sasuke is his favorite character. Then WHY did he name the series after ME?!" Naruto growled. "Sasuke?"
"No offense taken. Just glad to see that you don't hate me," Sasuke replied. "…And I realize that I might have done something that Itachi himself would have done, but at least I didn't kill Naruto while we were fighting. King?"
"If you haven't noticed, I already have two chapters of that fic up now. I hope you'll check it out!" I replied. "Next letter!"
Hey!
I got 3 parts for you.
Part 1 questions
Naruto, Sasuke: What do you think of your MUGEN counterparts?
Sakura: I got you a cat -gives cat to sakura- don't worry, it's nothing like tora.
Kakashi: Do you agree with the fact that you SCREWED rock lee over?
You know what I mean.
Orochimaru: I've got one word for you; COOL!
Hinata: -sends Chibi-hinata to glomp hinata-
Anko: -stares at Anko, drooling-
Part 2 reviews
What do all of you think of these two...abominations to games in general?
God these things Suck . They are horrid.
Part three. Personal
To all once more.
...Do you think neji should have won this one?
Thanks for replying.
-sends chibi-starfire over to kiss Prince-.
From: Ryuko
"…I think that some of your letter got cut off. But we'll try to answer back as best as we can!" I said. "Naruto? Sasuke?"
"…Eh, they're OKAY…" Naruto and Sasuke replied, shrugging. "Sakura?"
"Thank you!" Sakura said, snuggling the cat as it purred. "I'll call her Blossom! Kakashi-sensei?"
"…Okay, maybe I DID make a little mistake with that. But I've learned from it!" Kakashi said. "Sigh…Orochimaru?"
"Thanks," Orochimaru smirked. "Hinata?"
A chibi version of Hinata gave the real Hinata a hug. Hinata smiled and hugged her tiny self back.
"Pop those eyes back into your head, son. Look, but don't touch," Anko smirked.
"…Sorry, but we really can't understand the rest of the questions," I said, sweat dropping. "Anyway, time for the last question. Then, we can PARTY!"
"YAY!" Everybody went.
"And the last questions shall come from me, if you don't mind," Revan said, walking up to me.
"Not at all!" I replied.
"Thank you. Now for starters, I thank you for granting me the honor to be in the presence of such esteemed warriors and oracles. To be honest, I thought I was going to be turned away do to the grievances your species has over my fellow Sangheili since the war. Once again, thank you, now on to business.
First, as a sign of good faith I, as commanding Arbiter, grant you and all humans here access to our armory and tech. equipment including Energy Swords, portable grav-lifts, and bubble shields. Second, if you are ever in dire need, you can contact this com-channel and the entire of the Sangheili fleet shall come to your aid. And finally, for the one known as Narrator, I present this Energy Sword that was wielded by the Arbiter during the Fall of the Covenant. May it protect you and all that you care for," Revan began.
"Wow…THANKS!" Everybody cheered.
"It'll be easy to take down my brother with these…" Sasuke said, examining the energy blade with awe.
"Heh, that Fem-Kyuubi is going down…" Lucifel smirked evilly, doing the same.
"All right! Kick-ASS!" The boys went, eager to try out the swords.
"Thanks. From now on, you and the Sangheili are my precious people," Naruto said with a smile as he swung his sword around a couple of times.
"I am honored," Revan replied. "Now then, seeing as how everyone is asking questions, there are several things that I wish to inquire to the warriors of 'Naruto.' First off, this is for Naruto. Do you think that people, despite their actions being bad or good deserve a second chance?"
"Wow. That's a tough question. …Well, I'd have to say that…yes, SOME people deserve a second chance. I…guess that it depends on the circumstances…" Naruto said.
"Okay, my next question is for you, Sasuke. Does the prize at the end of ones journey really justify the means one uses to get there?" Revan asked.
"…You know, there would have been a time in my life where I would have said yes in a heartbeat. …But having my mother come back to life has made me rethink my ways. And it's changed me for the better," Sasuke replied. Mikoto smiled at her son, and Sasuke smiled back.
"Okay, Sakura, you're next. From my observations of your past, why did you not help your comrades more when they needed it? No offence, mind you," Revan said.
"None taken," Sakura replied. "…Anyway, I was too foolish and childish in the past to really see through my own weakness. I've learned from it, and have become better as a result."
"Alright. Next is Kakashi. How do you retain depth perception when your eye is covered?" Revan inquired.
"A good question. You see, I had to train my way around that. It wasn't easy trying to get around that, trust me," Kakashi replied.
"Thank you. Next is for the ladies in Naruto's harem. Is it a normal human ritual for the male to mate with multiple females at the same time?" Revan asked of Hinata, Anko and Kyuubi.
Hinata blushed like mad, while Kyuubi and Anko smirked.
"Umm…well…it's not really…normal for us to be doing that…" Hinata stuttered.
"But it IS fun!" Anko snickered.
Indeed. Kyuubi agreed. Poor Hinata just blushed even more.
"Okay, my last question is for Prince. Or is it King? Anyway, as a human of this world, whom do you think would win in a Duel, "The Log" or "Clucky"?" Revan asked.
"The Log. Clucky may be good, but the Log has been around longer, and has more experience," I replied.
"Thanks for answering," Revan replied. "Now that that's out of the way I would like to…"
BEEP. BEEP.
"Hold on, it's my helmet comm," Revan said, tapping into it. "Yes, go ahead Shipmaster."
[Arbiter, we've detected a slipspace rupture forming near your current location! A voice said from the helmet.
"Is it the Brutes?" Revan inquired.
[No, it's too small, even for one of their scouting parties. The voice replied.
All of a sudden, a flash of green light came from outside of the mansion!
"What was that?" Dr. Egg man wondered.
"My sensors indicate that nine life forms are appearing from the light. …And they are all wearing different colored armor," Metal Sonic replied.
All of a sudden, Revan slapped the front of his helmet with his hand. "Oh no, it's them." He muttered.
Meanwhile, outside…
"Hey look, it a big white house! We must be in Washington, I always wanted to see the Eifel Tower." Exclaimed the one in blue armor.
"First, that's not the White House, there aren't any idiots screaming about lowering the drinking age and reinstating the draft, second the Eifel Tower is in France, and third shut up and don't say anything, we got to play it cool and make sure we aren't noticed." explained the cobalt one.
"Dude we just come out of a giant green portal in front of some rich guy's house, I don't think we can get any more noticeable than that!" shouted the teal/aqua Spartan.
"Come on guys, all this arguing is bad for your chi flow, let's just go up and see if they'll let us in." the purple one calmly suggested.
"Ahh, who asked you ya party pooper, I wanna get in there and dance till I pass out from all the E!" shouted a noticeably female voice in yellow.
"Shut up ya dirty Blues, we only agreed to this come because Command ordered it, and we were promised that this shindig had an open bar and buffet." drawled the red on in a heavy southern accent.
"Don't worry sir, according to my surveillance recon of the interior there's plenty of food and drink inside." explained the Maroon Spartan with pride.
"What surveillance? We just got here 12 seconds ago. Seriously, if you were any more of a kiss-ass your lips would be glued to..." started the orange one before he was interrupted by the man in pink, yes PINK armor.
"Hey, they got DDR in there! All right, time for me to get in there and shake the goods!" At this everyone shuddered.
"All right let's just get in there before Revan spots us, you know he didn't want us here." Cobalt said
"Why, I thought he was our friend?" Blue said
"Don't you remember? He said this was some sort of diplomatic mission to join our two races together in peace and prosperity." Maroon replied
"So basically, he's trying to get laid." Aqua/Teal replied.
"Okay everybody just SHUT UP, if we don't get in there soon we'll get spotted…" Cobalt said.
"Too late." Orange replied.
All of them turned to see all of the mansion's party-goers staring at them from in front of the mansion, Revan at the front of them, along with myself (still in my Eggmobile.)
"…Son of a bitch…" All of the Spartans went.
"Hello, Spartans," Revan said, obviously trying to restrain his temper. "What did I tell you about coming to this party?"
"…Don't?" The Maroon one, Simmons, replied.
"That's right. And what did you do?" Revan asked.
"…We came to the party?" The Aqua/Teal one, Tucker, replied.
"CORRECT!" Revan shouted, and then rubbed his helmet to calm down. 'Calm down, Revan. You're supposed to be a rep for the rest of your species. Wouldn't do any good to lose my temper...'
"Sorry, Revan, but uh…Sister made us go!" The Pink one, Doughnut, said.
"Did not!" The yellow one, Sister, protested.
"Did too!" Doughnut said.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"Alright, SHUT YER MOUTH, YOU SISSY WOMAN! You too, Sister!" The red one, Sarge, bellowed.
"SIR, YES, SIR!" Doughnut replied, saluting Sarge.
"I'm not on your team, so I don't have to listen to you!" Sister scoffed.
Sarge leveled his gun at her. "You were saying, sweetheart?" Sarge asked.
"Shutting up, now," Sister said.
"That's what I thought," Sarge replied.
"Anyway, who's the fat kid in the floating metal egg?" The blue one, Caboose, inquired.
"Very nice, you retard. Insult the creator of this fanfic, why don't you?" The Cobalt one, Church, groaned.
"Don't worry, I don't mind if people call me fat. But I'm not a kid. I'm 19," I replied. "Anyway, people can call me fat if they want. …Except for ONE person…"
Revan sighed. "Well, since you guys are here, you might as well come on in…"
"SWEET!" The Red/Blue teams cheered.
But as soon as we all went inside, a random plasma screen T.V in the party room came on.
Begin Transmission.
A random plasma screen TV. in the mansion turns on and see my clone, while the undead soldiers were throwing lightening village ninja's into body piles and leading villagers in heavy shackles to secured area's could be seen in the back ground. "This is Clone S. reporting, sir." "Sorry about the mess, but our negotiations unfortunately turned violent as soon as I gave them the message." "But many of the Kunochi and some shinobi surprisingly sided with us." "They said it had something to do with their idiotic Kage leader and council members molesting them or something like that."
"Anyway, simply put, the village is completely under our control." "This is Clone S. signing off, sir." The plasma screen TV. turns off.
Well folks, today I'm gonna introduce the first robot assassination squad that the Fluffy Army of Doom made." (All of a sudden, five robots that looked like weasels walked into the room, followed by another five robots that looked like foxes) "And also, say hello to their squad leader!" (All of a sudden, a female-like robot with fox ears and nine fox tails flowing behind it walked into the room.) "Everyone, say hello to Metal Kyuubi!"
Orochimaru, (Pulls out a pistol and shoots PC until the gun runs out of bullets) ha, take that f(beep)ing PC!
Metal Sasuke, (a massive kunai impales the ground in front of him) the mother log is angry for her children being killed and demanded that I summon her so that justice may be served. Substitution Jutsu!(Suddenly a log as big as a mountain appeared in the mansion.) I would've refused, but she threatened to lock me in a room full of Orochimaru's pet snakes. Which may I add are all of a venomous breed.
Prince, here's the pictures of Kyuubi I promised to give you, and don't worry, they've all been sprayed with a special coating that makes them indestructible. Oh, and I even managed to get a few pictures of Kyuubi in her old cheerleaders uniform, it's even more sexy because she never wore any underwear. (Giggles perversely)
Naruto, you can have some embarrassing pictures of Kyuubi too, if you want them that is. By the way, how's my vixen Hitomi doing?
Kakashi, no, I will not give you a discount, why, because I'm on the side of Ebil! And plus, you'd have to get past a one-hundred million mongoose army, an army of undead soldiers, a robot assassination squad, Eddie and his minions, and a clone of Kyuubi just to stop my plan. But you can have some embarrassing photo's of Kyuubi for free.
Oh, what the heck! Everyone, even the authors, get embarrassing pictures of Kyuubi.
Kyuubi, sorry about giving embarrassing pictures to everyone. But, here's three hentai nurses outfits for you, Hinata, and Anko, now you girls can play doctor with your precious Naruto-Sama.
Time for the random fortune telling lever. (Pulls Lever) It says, that I will become the leader of the undead armies in hell today? (Sigh) Like that's ever going to happen.
(The dark portal that Asuma, Haku, Zabuza, Kimimaro were thrown out of shows up and an undead soldier walks out of it.) "Sniper, because Nibi has failed to show up back in her domain after about fourteen years now." "She has automatically surrendered her position to the runner up in the election of who gets to become the next leader of undead armies in hell." "And that would be you, so here's the staff of the undead." (Hands over a staff toped with a cat skull, which changes into a human skull as soon as I touch it.) "Enjoy kid." (The undead soldier walks back through the portal.)
Yes! (Echo's) I have to find Nibi so that I can rub it in b(beep)es face! ALEX! (A 3ft. 5in. tall mongoose wearing black armor with dark-purple trimmings and a dark-purple cape appeared before me.) Jeffry! (A 3ft. 5in. tall mongoose wearing a blood-red cloak with a hood and mask, riding a giant falcon made out of blue gum also appeared before me.) Go find Nibi so I can rub it in her face! (The two mongooses disappeared in two poofs of smoke.)
And now I must celebrate! (Goes over to the dance floor and starts doing robot, then I switch to a high speed break-dance spin, and then I started doing the worm.)
And one more thing you guys, make sure to check out my first Narrator Story. This is titled, Naruto Episode One: Attack of the Mongooses!
End Transmission.
Greetings, humans and demons. I'm known as the entity, Metal Kyuubi! Pleasure to meet you. The Metallic version of Kyuubi smirked, her army right behind her.
"…I think I'm in love," Omega Sasuke said, still on the run from his robot fangirls. The fangirls roared in protest.
"Back off, dude! I saw her first!" Caboose shouted at O. Sasuke.
"That HUSSY is taking the heart of our Omega Sasuke-kun! All robots, ATTACK!" Omega Ino and Omega Sakura roared.
The robot fangirls gave off roars of their own, and charged towards Metal Kyuubi, intent on taking her apart.
"Look out, my love!" Caboose shouted.
"Dude. She's a ROBOT," Tucker told him.
"You can't help who you fall in love with, Tucker," Caboose replied.
Meanwhile, Metal Kyuubi just raised an eyebrow while smirking. Then she whispered the words, Flame Wall.
And suddenly, 5ft flames surrounded Metal Kyuubi, cutting off the robotic fangirls from their rush.
"What the?!" The Fangirls roared.
Heh. Brain-dead robotic sluts. Flame Cannon! Metal Kyuubi shouted, as the flames that were surrounding Metal Kyuubi shot towards the fangirls. They were burned to a crisp.
"…On second thought, she's all yours, robot!" Caboose shouted to Omega Sasuke.
"…Screw it, I AM in love," Omega Sasuke said.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," Sniper said, pulling out his gun and firing at the Master P.C.
Orochimaru just typed up a barrier again.
"DAMN IT!" Sniper cursed.
Suddenly, a HUGE Kunai impaled the ground in front of Omega Sasuke. Seconds later, a HUGE Log, as big as the mansion, appeared before O. Sasuke.
"…It's just not my day today," Omega Sasuke groaned, slapping his head. "You know what…screw it. You want to fight, you overgrown piece of firewood?! Then BRING IT ON!"
The Mother Log said nothing, and just rammed into Omega Sasuke, sending them both crashing through the nearest wall.
"…What the HELL just happened?" Simmons said, scratching his helmet.
"Dude…don't even ask. Just take it as it comes along. You'll live longer that way," I informed him.
The Spartans exchanged nervous looks at that.
"Anyway, SWEET! Thanks for the pics!" I said, giggling with a perverted look on my face.
"Nice. …Kyuubi-chan, how do you feel about a little…role-play?" Naruto said after seeing the pics of Kyuubi in her Cheerleader outfit.
Kyuubi, who was embarrassed because of the pics, smirked at Naruto. Just say the word, Naru-chan…
"And Hitomi is doing just fine. She's resting back on the Egg Carrier right now," Naruto replied. "Kakashi-sensei?"
"Humph. Fine," Kakashi replied, taking the pics and putting them into his Icha Icha book.
Soon after, EVERYONE got pics of Fem Kyuubi in her Cheerleading Outfit.
"Dude. This chick is HOT!" Tucker said.
"Don't even think about it, man. She is WAY out of your league. Plus, I think she's already with that blonde kid," Church said.
"…Okay. Then what about that Purple-Haired woman?" Tucker asked.
"With the blonde kid," Church replied, seeing Anko rub her check with Naruto again.
"…White-eyed chick with the big boobs?"
"Blonde kid."
"…" Tucker went over to Naruto.
"…Yes?" Naruto asked.
Tucker went on his knees, and bowed down to Naruto. "Teach me, master…" He said.
Naruto just sweat dropped.
Thanks for the outfits. We might be…Role-playing with Naruto sooner than I thought… Kyuubi said with a smirk.
Tucker took one look at the outfits, and then went back to Naruto, bowing even lower. "Master…"
Naruto's sweat drop grew in size.
"CONGRATS ON THE NEW LEADER ROLE YOU HAVE!" Everybody cheered for Sniper as he began to dance.
"Whew! Finally, that's all the questions for now!" I said.
"You mean…" Naruto began, eyes hopeful.
"Yep. IT'S FINALLY TIME TO PARTY!" I cheered.
"YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!" The whole audience cheered.
"Okay, next chapter will finally be the moment you've been waiting for! THE PARTY! Sorry to end it right here, but the next chapter will be dedicated ENTIRLY to the party. In other words, NO letters will be answered, and NO request will be taken. Except for the types of situations you would like to see yourself in at the party. You can ask the new people questions as well for the chapter after the next one. And the new people are the cast of Red Vs. Blue, Captian Omilar, Erazor Dijin, and Black Doom. Oh, and Ino as well. Hope you look forward to the next chapter."
"So until next time…" I began.
"CATCH YOU NEXT CONTINUE!" The Entire Cast and authors cheered.
"Oh, and no more people can be brought into the party. Sorry! Plus, the next update will probably be late as well, since I work at Safeway full time now. And if I didn't get to your question, I will in the next chapter after the party's done."