Yep. It's Another Ask Naru-Crew Fanfic!
Written by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
"Uggghhhh…what the…what happened?"
Naruto's voice echoed through the huge mansion that belonged to Sniper. Surprisingly, there wasn't anything resembling a party going on at the moment. The Hero of Konoha was currently sitting up from the floor, a huge headache making his head spin.
"God…that must have been some party…!" Naruto weakly chuckled to himself. With some difficulty, he managed to get back on his feet. As soon as he did though, he noticed a rather cool draft between his legs. He then noticed that he wasn't wearing any pants…or underwear…or anything, for that matter.
",,,I really hope that Kyuubi, Hinata and Anko were just feeling more playful than usual…" Naruto muttered. Speaking of his ladies, they were nowhere to be found. …Neither was anybody else.
"Helloooooo!" Naruto shouted, while looking for something to cover himself up with. There was no one else in sight…bottles and bits of food and various other trash was strewn on the floor, but it was the only thing that Naruto could see around him. Looking out a nearby window, he could see that the sun had risen up. He wasn't sure why, but he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Dr. Eggman's Egg Carrier was still parked next to the mansion.
"Naruto…you in here?" A voice called out.
Naruto quickly looked around before picking up a large chip bag and using it to cover his crotch. "Yeah! Gotta warn you, I'm not exactly decent in here!" He replied.
With that, Sonic walked into the room looking a bit worse for wear himself. "Eh, I'm not a human, so I don't really care that much," the Blue Blur replied. "Have you seen anyone else though?"
"Can't say I have…" Naruto shrugged. "I just woke up, myself. But that must have been one hell of a party if all the mess around here is any sign."
"Yeah…shame I can't remember any of it," Sonic sighed.
"Me neither…" Naruto sighed as well. "What I'm wondering though is where everybody else is. Besides you, I haven't seen anyone else at all."
"Heh, good thing you have the fastest thing alive here with you still. I can easily check all of the rooms in a minute flat!" Sonic bragged.
"Alright, Sonic. I'll try and find something to wear while you're gone," Naruto replied, shifting through the trash for some pants.
"You got it!" Sonic said, speeding off to search the mansion.
One Minute Later…
Naruto had managed to find his clothes safe and sound, and just in time for Sonic to return to the room.
"Bad news…it looks like the mansion is completely empty. I was only able to find one other person, but he's not saying anything." Sonic replied.
"What do you mean, not saying anything?" Naruto asked.
"Come with me. I think it's best if you just see what I mean," Sonic said, grabbing Naruto's hand and zooming off to the person in question.
As soon as Naruto saw who it was, he understood Sonic a bit better.
The other person that was found was Omega Sasuke, but the lights in his eyes were off. There was no sound coming from him, and he was just standing completely still.
"I guess he got shutdown somehow," Sonic said, knocking on Omega Sasuke's chest plate.
"What do you think happened…? And where the hell is everyone?" Naruto wondered.
"If this thing's anything like Metal Sonic, it probably recorded the entire party. It might even have footage of what happened to make everyone else disappear like that!" Sonic shook his head, before giving Omega Sasuke a good thwack to the head plate. "Work, darn it!"
Sonic got his wish. Omega Sasuke went back online with a jolt, making Naruto and Sonic flinch back a bit. But instead of speaking in his normal voice, O. Sasuke began to talk in a deep, guttural voice.
"Well…it's about time the two of you woke up…"
"…Robo Sasuke? What's up with your voice?" Naruto asked. O. Sasuke ignored him.
"If you are hearing this message, this means that you have finally woken up from the drugs that we had slipped into your food and drink. Humph…for a party with so many high powered guests and bodyguards, it was rather easy to pull off."
"What the…someone slipped us a Mickey?-!" Sonic shouted.
"Then…what happened to the others?" Naruto said, getting a bad feeling.
"I assume that you are demanding the location of your friends and loved ones…I could simply tell you, but that wouldn't be much fun at all. All you need to know is this.
"We are sick and tired of smug little authors wielding limitless powers over the helpless victims of 'Ask' fics, leaving said victims at the mercies of vengeful fans. The time has come for us to take a stand…and we shall start by gathering the necessary power to wipe out any and all 'Ask' fic perpetrators from the face of the Fanfiction universe. Your own fic has done wonders in helping us…especially with the acquisition of your nice little Master PC.
"But we have some semblance of honor. We shall allow you a chance to rescue everyone, via very vague clues we have stored on Omega Sasuke's Hard drive. Let us see if you are up to the task, Naruto Uzumaki and Sonic the Hedgehog. Let us see if you can stand up to…Authoress Deletess."
The message ended, and Omega Sasuke shook a bit before going back to normal.
"I am sorry…they caught me completely off guard…" He growled helplessly.
"It's not your fault, Omega," Naruto said. "But who could possibly do something like this?"
"We can worry about the who later. Right now, the important thing is to try and find everybody before something…bad happens to them!" Sonic said.
"I'd say that finding PrinceofDDR would fix everything right away…but since those bastards have the Master PC, it's not gonna be easy…" Naruto scowled.
"They might have the Master PC, but we have Omega Sasuke and the Egg Carrier. We'll find a way to save everyone…and hopefully remember that sweet party along the way!" Sonic replied.
"Of course. Master DDR must be saved!" O. Sasuke declared.
"…Well, at least we'll be having an adventure along the way," Naruto said. "Let's go!"
How's that for a treat?
Sorry for those who were waiting all these years for the big Party chapter, but a great deal of it was lost in a crash…which almost caused me to lose the spark for this fic I had before.
But now this story is back…and with a PLOT. You can still ask questions, and even give Naruto, Sonic and O. Sasuke items that can help them on their quest. Of course, if you try to give them anything too powerful, A.D will put the Master PC to work…
Thanks to anyone who still reads this, and Catch you Next Continue! And don't worry. During the chapters, fragments of what happened at the party will come back to Naruto and Sonic's memories…and maybe one day the full party chapter will be written.
Happy Halloween!