Yep, It's Another Ask Naru-Crew Fanfic!
Written by: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
As Naruto, Graham and Cedric were ready to set out, some dark dealings were occurring within the darkness of Mordack's castle.
"Hmmm…so you say that the eyes of these people you call 'Uchiha' will help my magic to grow even more powerful?" The evil wizard Mordack said, stroking his chin.
Standing before him was a man as tall as he, wrapped completely in a large bright red cloak with a hood that hid all of his features, except for his red eyes. When he spoke, it was with a deep rumbling voice. "Indeed they will, Mordack. The Sharingan will make anything that seeks to harm you seem like a joke. Everything shall be slugs compared to your perception. No one shall escape your Dark Magic."
The evil Wizard gave a dark chuckle. "Excellent. And all I have to do is dispose of this 'Naruto Uzumaki'?"
"Yes. But I suggest that you don't underestimate him, Mordack. Many others have met their defeat at his hands for the exact same reason."
"That may be, but I doubt that he's ever faced the power of a Dark Wizard, has he? I shall crush this fool, and claim my prize…then it'll only be a matter of time before my brother Manannan is restored back to his former self. I won't even need to waste my time with that pathetic family anymore…"
The robed figure nodded his head. "Very well. We shall look forward to your success." With that, the figure vanished in a mini whirlwind of flame, heating the room up in the process.
Mordack chuckled to himself, reaching into the pocket of his own robe and pulling out the unconscious (and miniaturized) forms of Sasuke, Mikoto and Kakashi.
"I suppose that I should allow you to gaze upon a beautiful sight…since it'll be the last thing you ever see shortly."
Mordack placed the trio within a small jar, which contained a miniature castle within it. Sealing it off with his magic, he picked up his cat of a brother.
"Don't worry, Manannan. Once we have restored you to your former glory, you shall have your revenge against that wretched Alexander and the rest of his family, I assure you."
The cat gave off a little purr at the thought as Mordack let out a fit of evil cackling.
"Graham…Help me…" Cedric groaned as he saw both the King himself and the young boy from earlier coming towards him.
The kind king gently picked up his fallen friend. "Cedric, where do you hurt?"
"Oooo…everywhere," The owl moaned, coughing shortly after.
"Don't worry. We'll get you some help once we get off of this island," Graham assured Cedric. He turned towards Naruto. "Cedric and I arrived to this island on a boat. We can use it to leave."
Naruto nodded. "Sounds like a plan."
But before they could continue on, a heavy buzzing sound came from the P.D.A-like device on Naruto's person.
"What is that odd thing you have on you?" Graham asked as Naruto pulled the machine out.
"You're about to find out, Graham…if I can figure out how to use this thing." Naruto just pushed a random button, hoping that it would do the trick. Luckily, he saw a holograph of O. Sasuke and Sonic flash above the P.D.A
"We've got some more mail from our fans, Naruto," O. Sasuke said. "It was good thinking on my part that I included a mini gateway within this device. Any items we get can be sent to you for help."
"That's great!" Naruto cheered.
"Um…pardon me, but what exactly is that person that you're talking to?" Graham asked, looking quite confused at O. Sasuke's appearance. "I've never seen another person with blue…and metal…skin before."
"I'll tell you all about it once we beat down Mordack and rescue our friends and loved ones," Naruto replied. He turned back towards O. Sasuke's holograph. "Okay, let's read the letters!"
"As you wish," O. Sasuke said, flashing the first letter up.
*Video Transmission Begins*
Hmph! So a rival group got the PC. While I did want it pried out of Orochi's hands, I don't like the thought of it being used by a group who I have no Intel on. I can give you something that can permanently erase it, but in order for the opposition not to seize it while you journey to find them, I'm afraid it won't appear in your possession until the chapter you take on it's current possessor and you have to get it within a very limited range. I hope it can bypass the barrier, but I have no clue about any loopholes they could find. The device, however, cannot be altered by the Master PC directly or Indirectly, so there is that. I will give you guys some clothes though. Ordinary clothes that can look like anything you want it to, but that's about it. I want to send a couple of certain heroes to assist you, but I have no clue how to send them to your location. If you find them though, (I will attempt to send them to your dimension, but there is no telling if I can get them anywhere near your current location) tell Marona and Ash that you are the guys that I sent them to help. They hail from the Phantom Brave universe and may provide an element of surprise to anyone not properly equipped to deal with the non-tangible undead or characters who can use everything from ordinary rocks and tress to fallen enemies and common household objects as weapons in addition to regular weapons. On that note, I hope the Ghost Busters aren't going to be pitted against you. I also will send you a backpack full of water and food, but I don't know how long it will last you. I may have to move to a new account due to certain lapses of memory, but I will remain in contact when I learn of your progress and actions. In the meantime, there is a certain matter I need to deal with. Digi! Prepare the negative being capture unit and end the transmission!
*Video Transmission Ends*
"Sweet, Si Fron is one of our biggest allies. He might not be able to do much due to the Master PC, but this much should help!" Naruto said as O. Sasuke teleported the sack of clothes through the P.D.A.
"How…how did you do that?" Graham said, astounded. Even Cedric, with as much pain as he was in, looked awed.
"Like I said, I'll explain later. Just go with it, okay?" Naruto replied. "Let's look at the next letter."
Aww, my doggy sad that she wasn't added. D: Any way here something that should help you. :)
Sonic: I give you a pair of water skates so you can run on top of the water.
Naruto: I give you a the Sword of Healing to heal those in need cause you never know when you need to heal someone... or to heal yourself cause EVERYONE KNOWS that you over exert yourself... But I still love you Naruto-sama.
O. Sasuke: I don't know what to give you so umm... want metal tomatoes? *Hold a big basket of metal tomatoes*
I hope you find your friend soon.
Btw did you see the recent Naruto chapters the One behind the orange spiraly mask isn't Madara hmm... Cool! I like... so knew... that! *Light Sigh say no she didn't* Ummm, O: my kitten calling me I gottagobye. *Runs of into the sunset while shouting MY PASTA AWAIT ME!*
Worship the Log,
W-O-N-S
P.S: I hope you liked the comedy relief.
"…Okay?" Graham said, sweat dropping.
Naruto just shrugged. "Who knows? I'm just glad I have my fans," The future Hokage said as he got his sword. "This might come in handy…"
"Sweet! Thanks for the skates!" Sonic cheered as he got them. "I can run on top of water without them, but this should make it easier!"
"And thanks for the snack," O. Sasuke said, devouring the Tomatoes in one chomp.
"But the fact that Tobi isn't Madara is worrying. Hopefully my canon counterpart will be able to rip the mask off that bastard and force him to reveal himself," Naruto said.
Graham was about to ask who Madara and Tobi was…but just decided to take Naruto's advice and roll with it.
"But this sword of healing…let's see if it works."
Before Graham could react, Naruto slashed the sword over right through Cedric's body. But instead of the owl being cut in two, all of the wounds that the Harpies inflicted on him vanished in an instant. He flew out of Graham's hands as he inspected his body in awe.
"Hoooo, I'm all better!" Cedric said happily.
"Amazing…" Graham said, at a loss for further words.
"Okay, time for the next letter!" Naruto declared.
*Video Starts*
(A person appears. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and a pair of Fox ears and 10 Fox Tails. She then Smiles at them)
Hi Naruto-sama, Sonic, and Omega Sasuke. I am Foxy. I am going to ask you some questions if ya don't mind. Then I'll give you some things for your quest.
Question's:
To Omega Sasuke and Naruto-sama: Can you please beat the living daylights out of Sasuke when you see him. Please! You don't have to kill him. Just beat the living shit out of him. These are my reason for asking such a request. 1. He has the FUCKING nerve to kill Itachi-sama. 2. Then when he finds out the REAL reason Itachi-sama mascaraed the clan. He has the fucking NERVE to join Madara and his quest to wipe Konoha out. THAT my friend wasn't Itachi last wish. His last wish to PROTECT Konoha not DESTROY it. I can't believe the nerve him.
To Sonic: Have you ever had sex before? And if you had who was it from.(You HAVE to answer the question. No skipping)
To Naruto-sama: How 'BIG' are you? I'm curious are 5" or 9" long. Don't look at me like that! I'm a Female Pervert and I ain't afraid to show it! Any way here's another question. Have you ever eaten Spaghetti and Meatballs before.(Ha, I said meat balls) If ya haven't then. WHAT KIND OF WORLD YOU PEOPLE LIVE IN. Here's my last question CAN I KISS YOU? Please? Puppy Eye No Jutsu. Wait I don't need to ask I'll just poof my self to you.
To Omega Sasuke: Do you like Tomatoes like Duck Hair(Sasuke) Or Pocky Like Itachi-sama.
Here are my gifts.
To Omega Sasuke: A Jetpack.
To Sonic: A water proof jacket.
To Naruto-sama: I give you a Light Saver and Spagetti and Meatball dish. Eat it first, then your ramen shall come.
I hope you'll find your friends.
Foxxy~
P.S. I WANNA SEE SASUKE BEATING TO BLOODY PULP WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
*Video Ends*
Naruto didn't do anything for a bit, waiting for the fox girl to appear before him. But nothing happened.
"Huh. I guess whoever has the Master PC didn't want her to show up," Naruto shrugged. "She most likely made them mad with her demand for Sasuke to be beaten up. I think demands like that were one of the reasons that Authoress Deletess was formed in the first place."
Graham just nodded, not saying a word.
"But I can still answer her question at least…I'm about 8 and a half inches…but my girls say I can use it very well, if you know what I mean," Naruto said with a wink. After that, a Meatball dish appeared in his hands, but no Light Saver. "Guess the Master PC was used to stop that as well…"
Graham couldn't resist asking something. "What is this 'Master PC that you keep mentioning? And why would it stop things from appearing out of thin air?"
"To put it simply, the Master PC is the most powerful thing in existence. It can rewrite the very fabric of reality itself, and almost nothing can stop its wielder once they get their hands on it. I'll just have to hope that Si Fron's device comes through when the time comes…"
"This is great! Now I really don't have to worry about the water!" Sonic said happily, slipping on the jacket.
"These will go well with my Jet Boots," O. Sasuke said, installing it onto his back. "Onto the next letter."
Hi Naruto, Sonic, Omega Sasuke.
Naruto: What is the meaning of Ramen?
Sonic: What is the meaning of Speed?
Omega Sasuke: What is the meaning of Life?
Naruto: I Triple Dog Dare you to watch 20 hours of Maito Guy and Rock Lee's manly hugs. Then I dare you to watch another 52 hours people eating Ramen. While you GET NONE!
Sonic: I Triple Dog Dare you to go on this 100 feet water slide that I made.
Omega Sasuke: I Triple Dog Dare you to self explode!
That's all I have for now.
From the Lovely Mito-chan.
P.S. This is for Kabuto, GO! FUCKING! KILL! YOURSELF! YOU! FUCKING! SHITHEAD! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A ZOMBIE ARMY! DIE! MOTHER FUCKER!
"…This person is obviously a spy for the A.D. I suggest we ignore her dares and questions. …At least until we save everyone."
"AGREED." Naruto and Sonic said at the same time, shivering just from the thought of them.
"Anyway, here's the last letter!" Sonic said.
SIGH
It's been awhile since I wondered around ff dot net. It just doesn't seem the same anyway, since I've grown old. Well older since it's my birthday today. Anywho.
To Naruto: I have a feeling the manga will end soon so I'm curious, are proud of everything you've done and have accomplished up onto this point?
To Sonic: Since there have been Sonic/Mario crossover games starting with Smash Bros and the Olympics, do you think your rival Robotnik or maybe someone else in the Sega universe will appear in the next SSB sequel? Even maybe as a 3DS only bonus character?
OH FUCKING SHIT! I forgot to tivo Adventure Time and Regular Show! Sorry to cut this really short, but I'm off!
BYE BYE WOOF!
"I have to say, yes. Yes I am. Have you seen the latest chapters? I'm such a badass now!" Naruto said with a big grin on his face. "Now all my Canon Counterpart has to do is take down Tobi and save Sasuke-yarou. And become Hokage!"
"Heh, I'm hoping Eggman will be in the next SSB game! I'll get to kick his butt even more then! …Plus, I'm kinda looking forward to what crazy robot he'll try to use to kill me next. Those things are fun to fight. I loved his completed Egg Dragoon!"
"Well, that's all for now, Naruto. We'll see you in the next chap…I mean, transmission," O. Sasuke said, realizing that Graham didn't know he was in a story. The feed cut off, and Naruto restored his PDA.
"Are we free to continue our quest now?" Graham asked.
"Sure…just let me do one more thing first," Naruto said, rushing back towards the center of the island. Graham and Cedric looked at each other in confusion for a second before following the strange young man.
Soon, they were all before the harpies that Naruto had taken down earlier. Cedric felt his eyes nearly bug out as he saw the sorry state they were in. "What happened here?-!"
"Naruto happened, that's what," Graham replied, still remembering everything in vivid detail. "He took all of the harpies out on his own with his bare hands."
"Really? He must be some kind of wizard, like Crispen!"
"He's never even heard of Wizards before today, and I didn't see him use any type of spell to aid him…except when he made copies of himself.
Cedric couldn't believe his ears. But just as he was about to say so, a groan drew both of their attention.
Much to their surprise, Naruto had used his newly acquired Healing Sword to heal all of the Harpies back to full health! Said Harpies were glaring wearily at a stoic Naruto.
"…Why did you help us, boy? We were going to eat the three of you!" The oldest Harpy said in her cracking voice.
"I'd rather not kill someone out right if I can help it," Naruto replied, starting to grin. "Maybe the beating I gave you will convince you guys to not try eating Humans again in the future!"
"…What do you want from us?" Another Harpy asked with a growl.
"Do you girls know where a guy called Mordack lives?"
"We know of Mordack…he is far too powerful for us, so we tend to keep our distance…but we do know where his island is located. What of it?"
"Perfect!" Naruto said with his infamous fox grin. "You ladies can fly us there!"
"What?-!" Everyone other than Naruto shouted in disbelief.
"What makes you think we can trust them? Even if they agree to, they could simply crush us in their claws once they have a hold of us!" Graham said.
"They could do that to you, maybe, but I can't be taken out that easily. And I'll do far worse to them if they tried it," Naruto said with a pleasant smile on his face, which made the Harpies shiver with fright. "Besides, they owe me for healing them. Right?"
The Harpies grumbled for a bit before the eldest one answered. "Fine. If it'll get you out of our hair and off of our island, we'll take you to Mordack's island. But only at a safe distance. We don't want Mordack coming after us!"
Naruto nodded. "Sounds fair. Coming, guys?"
Graham simply shook his head in wonder, wondering just what he had gotten himself into. But he nodded afterwards, much to Cedric's protest.
And so, with the help of the Haripes, Naruto and his new companions made their way to Mordack's Castle, ready to save their friends…