AN: This is what I image the House Elves' reactions would be if Hermione turned up on Christmas with hats and scarves. Thanks to Cassia4u, who is my first and only reviewer.

Disclaimer: See chapter 1.

We wish you a merry Christmas,

We wish you a merry Christmas,

We wish you a merry Christmas,

And a happy new year!

Oh good food we make,

For you and Dumbledore,

Oh good food for Christmas,

And a happy new year!

We don't want to be freed,

We don't want to be freed,

We don't want to be freed,

So please don't free us!

Oh good food we make,

For you and Dumbledore,

Oh good food for Christmas,

And a happy new year!

We like doing chores at Hogwarts,

We like doing chores at Hogwarts,

We like doing chores at Hogwarts,

So let us do them!

Oh good food we make,

For you and Dumbledore,

Oh good food for Christmas,

And a happy new year!

AN: Yeah, I know it's short, but this has been bothering me for a while. Anyway, 'For you and Dumbledore' was meant to be 'For you and your friends', but my friend and I agreed that 'For you and Dumbledore' sounded funnier.