Now for teh Winry chappie!!
Elrics: We're nervous.
Why?
Edward: Knowing you, you might tear down her house.
I wouldn't do that. ^^ (Halo)
Alphonse: Bri does not own FMA. She owns Mischief and whatever random thing that comes into her head.
We arrived at the Rockbell house in 15 minutes. It was a nice country house, very nice.
I noticed Granny Pinako at the front of the house. MY GOD, SHE MADE ED LOOK TALL! HAHA!!
"We need your help again, Granny Pinako," Ed announced as we walked up to the house.
The dog, Den wasn't it?, started growling at me. Typical, even in a different world the dogs hate me. Go figure.
"Who is this, Edward?" Pinako said, gesturing to me and the sparkling Major.
"This is Major Armstrong. That's Mischief."
"Hi Pinako." I said with a peace sign.
"Is it just me, or did the time when Edward was gone, Ed got smaller?" Edward's jaw dropped. You had to admit it was funny.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL, PINT-SIZED HAG?!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING HAG, BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET?!"
"MICRO-GRANNY!"
"ANT-SIZED SQUIRT!"
"Cool! A Chibi-people fight!" I took out the camera.
"SHUT UP, YOU SUGAR HIGH FREAK!!!" both of them yelled.
My eye twitched for a second before shoving the camera into Armstrong's empty hands. "Hold this for me." I walked over to them and took a deep breath. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING FREAK, YOU PEA-SIZED MUNCHKINS?" And so, it became a 3-way shouting contest between me, Pinako, and Ed.
"Hey Ed!" a random voice from the house said.
BLAM! A random wrench came out of nowhere and nailed Ed on the head. I was laughing for about 2 seconds before said wrench bounced off Edward's head nailed me. Then it mega-bounced off me and hit Alphonse.
"OW! THAT WAS MAH EYE! I NEEDS THAT!" I yelled in Chibi form at the girl upstairs. She ignored me and scolded Edward.
"YEAH, WINRY! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" yelled Edward, who now had a big bump on his head.
Then she laughed and said "Welcome home!"
After we got inside and took his coat, he gave Winry a heart attack. Her precious automail gone, and I was laughing about it.
"Long story short, Ed broke his arm into itty-bitty pieces. Don't worry, I kicked the guy that broke it for you." I said calmly.
"And... who are you?" Winry asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Their babysitter." I said with a grin.
Pinako finished checking Ed. "We're going to have to readjust your leg too."
Winry smiled evilly at Edward. "Looks like you got taller. Last time we measured you, you were at-"
"NO!" Edward shouted before I could hear the blackmail material. Darn, I always wondered how tall he was. Darn you Edward, for censoring it.
"So..." I said. "You gotta rebuild the arm, right? That's about a week, right?"
Pinako grinned. "Silly girl, it'll only take 3 days."
"Well, then Winry could kiss her beauty sleep goodbye."
"What'd you say?!" Winry yelled.
"Oh nothing..."
Night 1...
I was having a party with characters from all my favorite animes (mostly shounen animes). Yeah, Naruto was swinging Tarzan-style on one of the banners, Soul Eater was sugar-high off pixie sticks, Reborn was doing karaoke, and Envy was kicking Ichigo's a__ in DDR. Loud music, awesome characters, best dream ever. Until...
KLANK!!! KLANK!!! KLANK!!!
"AAH!" I sat up in my bed (the couch) and looked around. The clock said 3 am. Winry was working on the automail in another room, upstairs. DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO DAMN LOUD?!?!
I walked upstairs, and glared daggers into her back. The imaginary daggers must've been pointy because she turned around with a scared look on her face.
"Mischief sleepy as hell. Mischief mad. Mischief kill. Let Mischief sleep or suffer the wrath of a ticked off hyper person." Then I turned around and went back to my couch.
Night 2...
For some reason I was underground, wearing an explorer's outfit, and running away from a gigantic ball of rock. In my hand was a solid gold... ticket. To Anime-con. That was autographed by 3 manga artists. I'd say that's a pretty awesome treasure that pwns regular awesome gold treasure! That was until a wrench flew out of nowhere and nailed me on the head. Causing me to fall, and the ball to squish me, leaving me paper-flat.
KLANK!!! KLANK!!! KLANK!!!
"RAWR!!! I KEEL YOU ALL!!!" I transmuted a mallet out of the wood in the floor and went upstairs. I hit Winry in the head roaring "LET ME SLEEP, GODDAMMIT!!!!" Then left.
Breakfast...
"Wow, Mischief, you look terrible." Edward commented before he ate a forkful of scrambled eggs. "But not half as bad as Winry."
Winry and I both had:
-bags under our eyes
-messed up hair
-a pissed off look on our faces.
Only real difference was that I had a semi-tied up bandanna while Winry had a huge bump on her head.
"I'm going for a walk..." I won't stand for Elric making fun of making fun of me when I'm about to have a psychological breakdown. I like saying it like that 'cause then it'll sound like my sanity was break-dancing. BACK TO THE TOPIC/PLOT/RANDOMNESS!
I was about to make it at least... a yard away from the front door when I noticed something black hiding behind the corner.
"Eep!" The black thing hid behind the corner. I went over to the wall to see the random dude from the Scar fight who tried to beat up the Major.
"You! Stalker!" That's what you're supposed to scream when you see someone who followed you all the Resembol!
"No! I was just... um... I IS NOT A STALKER!!! YOU ARE!" he said frantically, dramatically pointing at me.
"Is that a 'Made in China' tab on your Ed-coat?" I said as I just now noticed it. "YOU'RE FROM MY WORLD AREN'T YOU?! YOU'RE HERE TO TAKE ME BACK! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!!!" I yelled as I chibi-ran back inside.
Night... Again...
I have had many weird dreams before, but this one is in my top 20. Edward was on a unicycle juggling Roy Mustang bobble-heads while Al was pouring himself some tea into a floating upside-down cup. I was about to ask WTF until a thunder cloud rolling in and lightning crackled. It started raining. Wrenches. And I got hit 3 times before I woke up.
KLANK!!! KLANK!!! KLANK!!!
I didn't say anything. I just grabbed some plastic and automail scraps that were on the table and marched upstairs. Then Edward woke up to the sound of screaming, maniacal laughing, Al screaming "Don't kill Winry!!!", and a chainsaw.
Afternoon...
"Ready? We'll start." Pinako said as she grabbed Edward's automail leg.
"One." Winry said as she grabbed the arm.
"Two."
"THREE!" CLANG. Edward's face said one thing only: OWWWW...
"I always hate the moment when the nerves connect..." Edward sighed.
"Oh, suck it up, shrimp." I said coldly. I was still sleepy. And I was mad at Ed because he threw Alphonse's head at me to knock me out. I now have a bump on my head the same size as Winry's.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING PINT-SIZED SHRIMP?!" He flailed his arms and legs as he yelled at me.
"Seems to be working." Winry said.
"All this pain will be over once I get my arm and leg back." Edward sighed again as he moved his leg.
"Why get them back?! Automail is cool!" Winry said. After that all I heard was 'Blah blah blah oil. Blah blah blah muscles. Blah blah blah humming. Blah blah blah automail.'
"Automail otaku." Edward said as he glared.
"Shut up, alchemy otaku." Winry said returning the glare.
"Can't we all just relax?" I said.
"Like you're one to talk, weapon otaku." both of them said. I didn't say I was, though I didn't deny it either. Kukuku...
Then Edward ran outside while Winry was saying something like 'Blah blah maintenance. Blah blah chrome. Blah blah don't break mah automail.' Then I remembered something very important.
"Uh... Winry? Aren't you forgetting something?"
"No."
"You sure didn't forget a screw or something?"
"Nope." Well, at least I tried...
There you go. ^^
Winry fans, don't flame me! T_T Please!
Xavier: O_O WTH? Why I depicted as a stalker fanboy?
^^" Uh, about that- (Runs)
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