Merlin opened his eyes and blinked the sleep away. When he could focus, he saw that the armor he had been previously polishing was still in its dirtied state on the ground. He got up and groaned, knowing that he would have to finish cleaning it later if he didn't want to get a sarcastic scolding from Arthur.
Moving towards the fallen armor, he picked up Arthur's helmet and stared at.
"Why didn't the spell work?"
Before he could ponder it any further, Gwaine burst into the room, looking flustered.
"Merlin...you need to see this. Percival is acting strange and it is slightly freaking me out."
Merlin furrowed his brows in confusion before running after Gwaine down the corridor to the council chambers.
When they got to the chambers, Merlin was faced with a scene that he never thought was possible. All of the knights and the lords of the court along with Royal Prat were all standing around the table. That was not what was out of the ordinary. What was strange was the fact that Percival, cut off chain mail and all, was standing on the long table in the center of the room staring out into the audience that was gathering around him.
Turning to Gwaine, Merlin asked, "Why is he standing on the table?"
Gwaine shrugged with a look of utter confusion and shock on his face.
Before anything else could be said, Percival started strutting down the long table as music started playing in the background. Then, the really weird stuff started; Percival started singing.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
Percival got to the end of the table and began to unstrap his chain mail. The look on all of the knights' faces went from confused to horrified in a split second. They had no idea what was happening to their friend. Percival was not one to do anything like this, even when he was drunk. That was always Gwaine's department.
After riding himself of the chain mail and being reduced to the padded shirt underneath, Percival threw the chain mail over his shoulder, turned on his heal and strutting back down the table.
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your part
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
Once he reached the end of the table he turned, struck a pose, and began to take off the padded shirt and his under shirt at the same time. The horrified looks spread to the lords of the court as well, not appreciating what was happening in front of them.
Leon, seeing enough, went to his friend and tried to pull him off the table, but to no avail. Percival would not be moved. Once he got the other shirts off, he threw them off to the side, hitting Leon in the face with them and walked once more down the table continuing to sing as he went.
I'm too sexy for my uhn too sexy for my uhn
too sexy for my uhn
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Once he reached the end of the table and the song, he struck another pose, before jumping off the table, scaring those standing before it.
He then walked, completely shirtless out of the chambers and walked purposefully down the hallway, leaving those in the room completely starstruck and unable to form complete thoughts.
Merlin, for his part, had his suspicions that what happened with Percival is the direct result in his spell.
Quickly and quietly, Merlin escaped the council chambers and rushed down to Giaus', avoiding Arthur. He had to figure out what was happening before anybody else burst into song!
A/N: BTW: This was the chipmunk'd version due to an ongoing joke between Mia, Aubrey, and I about how someone as big as Percival has a high pitched voice.
Here is the link:
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