Yeah... sorry 'bout not updating... I had trouble with the document and-

Roy and Edward: (Smacks Bri) Stop lying.

I don't own FMA. If I did- (*smacked*)

Roy and Edward: The manga never would have been finished. -_-

"Hey Ed!" Hughes slammed the door open and strolled into the room. "Getting it on with the girls in your room?"

Ed got knocked out of bed by the force of the stupidity in that statement. Ross held back a laugh. And everyone else gave Hughes a look that said 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

"They're only my automail mechanic and my blackmailer!" protested the midget on the ground.

"Babysitter." I corrected.

"Ah. Two at once. Not bad, kid." Hughes said with approval.

"What the- I said- Then he said- What is this? I don't even...!"

"Winry, this is Lieutenant Colonel Hughes. Hughes, this is the only girl Ed is willing to talk to, Winry."

And Edward got the Maes Hughes stamp of approval.

"Is it alright for you to sneak away from work?" Edward asked.

"I'm off duty from this afternoon on." Hughes said with a grin.

"You left Sheska with all the work, didn't you?" I deadpanned.

"Yup!"

"You book-worm-abuser."

"Anything else you came here for?"

"To tell you you'll be released from our watch soon."

"Finally!" Edward cheered.

"Thank god! No more stupid guards!" I sighed.

"Well that was mean." Brosh said.

"Do you know what would have happened if we weren't with you?" Ross scolded.

"We wouldn't have gotten bitch-slapped?" I answered.

"..."

"Yeah. I'm not letting that go. Ever. Especially you, Brosh."

"Aw man..."

Later...

I unwrapped the last bandage on my head as Winry started wondering-out-loud where she should stay. One of the perks of being a homunculus... SHONEN SPEED HEALING! XD

Downside... I need a place to crash too.

"In that case, you can stay over at my house." Hughes said.

Wait... what?

"Um... you really don't have to-"

"Don't worry! My family would be delighted!"

Hughes suddenly grabbed Winry's and my wrist. And we were being dragged to the door.

I'm being kidnapped by an anime character. Awesome.

More Later...

I was at Hughes' daughter's birthday party. As the entertainment.

No idea how it happened other than: 'You'll help with the party, right?' 'Uh...' Holds up 3-year-old with puppy eyes. 'Fine -_-'

Now I'm alchemizing random stuff for 3-year-olds. Mostly animals. And I was getting tired.

"Make a dog!" ZAP.

"Make a monkey!" ZAP.

"Make Central!"

I gave the kid a look that said 'HUH? D:' "Uh... I can't make that."

"You a bad cwown." he deadpanned.

"I'm not a clown."

"No wonder dese bawoon animals are so hard." As he tried to hold up a concrete dog.

"..."

The kids got bored and decided to play with Elicia. Which resulted in a bunch of 3-year-olds being threatened at gun-point.

"HUGHES! WAIT! DON'T SHOOT THE ONLY BOYS SHORTER THAN ED!"

Again, 'sorry it took so long', 'hope you enjoy it'

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