Stephenie pwns. I steal characters.

My brother can be such a douche. Pathetic actually. He knows that her "change" is inevitable. He tries so hard to play the victim. And while all this is going on, I have to sit back and wait. I hate waiting. Maybe because I know what's going to happen next?

Maybe I'm just impatient.

Screw it. I've seen Bella Swan as my eternal best friend.

I want her now.

Tonight is another night just like any other – my brother is over Bella's house stalking her ass, probably watching her sleep. Hold on, let me check. Yep, watching her sleep like the creeper he is.

Sigh.

If only he would just come to terms with his feelings we could get this over with. I know it would be prudent to wait until she graduates from high school. We could make it seem like the first two years at some nondescript, made-up college in Alaska has kept her too busy to visit her folks… that is why she's been MIA. I have it all worked out, but sitting back and waiting is so annoying.

It's not like I can't hang out with her now, but she does smell pretty good. I don't want a best friend that smells like dinner. More like dessert actually. And I hate the fact that Jasper can't be around her. It's frustrating. I want to be able to hang out with my man and my best friend. It would also be super cool if we could double date. It would be cool. I've seen it!

Sigh.

Here I am, bored out of my skull while Jasper plays chess with Carlisle. Esme is hunched over some drafting table, designing some outdoor greenhouse. Rosalie is degreasing her tools. Yuck. And me - I sit here scrolling through future outcomes. Bella and I running through the woods giggling. Bella and I watching all night marathons of Project Runway. Bella and I hanging out in my bedroom joking around. I like that one for some reason. She's lying on the floor flipping through some magazine while I sit in front of the computer shopping online. It's so comforting to just be.

I want my best friend now. Sigh.

"What's with all the dramatics?" Jasper asks while capturing Carlisle's rook.

"What is drama, but life with the dull bits cut out?" I quote.

Jasper winks at me but then scowls when Carlisle takes his bishop.

I throw myself down on the couch and cross my arms across my chest.

"I'm sick of waiting for Edward to grow a pair," I state.

This time Jasper just rolls his eyes. "Save the drama for your mama!"

I sigh again and leave the room.

I wish Emmett were here, but he's out hunting. Again. He is such a gluttonous bastard. I'm surprised there's still wildlife left.

I guess I'll go watch last season's Grey's. Edward downloaded it for me and I haven't gotten around to it yet. You know what would be better though… if Bella were here to watch it with me, so we can laugh at the ridiculousness…

I want her to be the Christina to my Meredith.

Sigh.

My best friend and I have a pact. If either of us were ever turned, we promised to turn the other. It's just common courtesy. This is how this idea came to me.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out ~

Alfred Hitchcock

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