As Shrek, Leah, and Donkey continued to walk to the mall, Shrek keeps talking to Leah about what most guys do and how it's normal, along with what they do about sudden urges.

"And after using a sock, ya make sure you throw it away. Or at least wash it separately twice in the washer."

"...But why do you need a sock anyway?" Leah asked.

"That's for another time, my friend. Right now, it's time to find some clothes for you," Shrek said.

"Sweet! And I know just what to pick out!" Leah said running to pick out a couple of

boy clothes that fit her male physique.

"Oh, yeah! Don't forget to buy some boxers!" Shrek said reminding Leah.

"Why?" Leah asked while yelling, "Ooh, I get it! To get extra room for my-"

"Don't say that last part aloud!"

"What? I was just going to say junkmail!"

"...Junkmail?..." Shrek didn't know what that meant until he heard on The Regular

Show on CartoonNetwork. "...Oh, yeah. I swear, she's more censored about things than my kids."

"But that is a good thing in an innocent child like way," Donkey said as Shrek agreed.

"Yeah. Boy or girl, Leah will be the same happy go lucky self," The ogre replied

seeing Leah buy the clothes she liked, along with black, dark blue, and grey pairs of boxer shorts.

"I can't believe you bought so many things for yourself," Shrek said.

"Yeah, I know. Most of them I couldn't when I was a girl because my mom said it wasn't appropriate for me along with it being too dark for me to wear," Leah said carrying some bags with Shrek and Donkey's help.

"That's how parents are."

"Yeah, even my mom was like that growin' up. Telling me what and what not to wear," Donkey agreed with the two.

"Donkey, you don't wear any clothes," Leah pointed out to the mule.

"Exactly. Now, I'm a free man...uh, I mean donkey."

"That's lame, bro," Leah replied with her eyes closed like Naruto's when he was twelve.

"Whatever!"

"I'm getting hungry. Let's stat at the Burger Prince to get some burgers," Shrek said pointing at the not so far Burger Prince that's in Far, Far Away.

"Okay," Leah agreed in hunger along with Donkey.

"I hope their parfaits there," Donkey said in a hopeful tone.

"Don't help your breath, yo. The ones they have in Burger Prince suck," Leah told the mule.

"Oh, yeah? I'll be the judge of that!" Donkey said running across the street to the fast food place.

"Hey, wait up, yo!" Leah and Shrek ran after Donkey, ignoring the yells and shouts of the carriage drivers.

"What a rip! They should be arrested for the crime of sucking so bad!"

"I told you," Leah told the enraged pack-mule as the three made it back to the swamp house. "Hey, guys! We're back!"

"Whoa! That's a lot of clothes you bought back," Zacj gasped at the amount of clothes Leah brought for herself.

"I guess Fiona told you and Juilia about what happened about me, huh?"

"Yeah. She also told Ogre Child and Jen."

"Oh, they're here, too?"

"Ogre Child is, but not Jen. Ogre Child and the other girls are relaxing in the new hot spring Fiona made a month ago."

"A Hot Spring, huh? I guess I'll go and join them, too." Leah runs to change just when Donkey was about to stop the new male version of Leah, but it was too late.

"Should we let the others know Leah's back?" Donkey asked the ogre father who was relaxing in his chair and watching some TV.

"Nah, I want to hear what happens when Leah or Leon go in the Hot Spring with the others in her boy form."

A/N: Thank you for the people who reviewed this fic. I'm still working on a few other ideas for this, but don't worry. I'm going to keep working on it until I'm done with it!

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