The drink-a-thon had been going on for two and a half hours between Leah and Brogan. The two were drinking from twenty to almost forty glasses of the strong liquor. The evil Fairytale creatures were amazed at the amount of booze Brogan and Leah/Leon were taking in as half of the people there would cheer for Brogan after drinking a shot of the strong beer and not passing out. The other half, along with Carley, were cheering for Leah when she was done with a glass and not falling to the ground.

The two were now at their fifty glass of the strong beer, Brogan tried to hold the liquor down in his stomach. Unfortunatley, the ogre couldn't and threw up on the floor before he passed out. It was quiet for a second before someone cheered as everyone else joined.

"Alright, Leon! You won against Brogan! Anyting you like to say?' Carley asked patting Leah on her back as the only thing Leah could do ws throw up on the floor.

"I am the champion! I am the champion!" Leah sung drunkenly as Carley held her for support.

"Yes, yes, I know. You drank alot of beer," Carley said with a sigh from her friends drunkenness as the two were at the swamp.

Fiona was sitting outside with a bored look on her face as Carley was about to call Fiona's name until Leah beat her to it. "Fi-Fi!"

"Oh, hey, Leah," Fiona said as Leah gave her a hug.

"I missed you, man! How have ya been!" Leah happily cheered making Fiona look at the boy/girl confused.

"Leah and I went to the Poison Apple, she won against Brogan in a beer drinking contest and now Leah's drunk," Carley explained.

"Makes sense... I think."

"Hey, beautiful, how about a kiss," Leah said trying to give Fiona a kiss who held Leah's face away.

"No," Fiona blankly stated to the drunk female.

"Aw, come on! Don't be like that. No one's around to see," Leah muffled with her arms extended the scene in amazement.

While Fiona was holding Leah down, the ogress smelled something coming from the boy versin of Leah. "Oh, my God, Leah. How much did you drink."

"About..." Leah puts her fingers up crookedly, "...50 to 60 shots."

"50?" Fiona was surprised as Carley nodded in agreement to Leah's answered. Fiona sighed at that, seeing Leah contiue her fight to kiss the red head in her drunkeness. "I guess it couldn't be helped."

"Not really. She was proving a point to Brogan about her being manly enough to drink alot of beer and other strong drinks," Carley said as Leah was still trying to get her kiss.

"Understandable, but she can't go to sleep smelling like vodka and... whatever else she drank at the Poison Apple. She needs a bath," Fiona said.

"And how is Leah going to do that? She can't even stand up from being so pished," Carley said.

"I've done it before when Shrek came back drunk a few times," Fiona replied guiding Leah, "Come on, Leah. You're coming with me."

"Oh, I see. A little 'alone time', huh?" Leah said with a cat like smile on her face.

"No! I'm helping you wash up!" Fiona angrily told the boy/girl as the three walked inside the house.

Inside, Fina was helping Leah get out of her clothes as Leah tried to do it herself in her drunken pride, along with wanting to impress Fiona in whatever glory Leah had, but ended up falling on her butt. Fiona sighed at Leah who was laughing from falling on her back wearing a pair of black pants with no shoes or shirt on.

"Alright, Leah. Time to take off your pants," Fiona told Leah whose legs were in the air with a smile on her face.

"Oh, okay," Leah sighed unzipping her pants seeing Fiona pull them off as Leah's boxers was the last thing to be taken off.

Fiona throws the pants somewhere on the floor who sees Leah holding her private area with a gooft grin on her face and falling on her side. Fiona didn't know why Leah was smiling so much, but ignored it as the red head knew it was the booze who pulled Leah's boxers off despite the boy/girl fight Fiona off.

"Okay, now that you're completley naked, we can-whoa!" Fiona looked to see Leah's member below standing up.

Leah looked down to see this and smiled. "Well, that's something new I had the same problem this morning."

Fiona sighed since Shrek's elephant was like that when he drank too much as the ogress desmissed what she saw and helped Leah into the bath.

"Hey, why aren't you in the bath with me?" Leah wondered in a pouty tone.

"I'm just going to wash you up while staing dry," Fiona said.

"Aw, man," Leah sighed as Fiona starts the water that made Leah laugh from the sudden coldness as it began to change to warm.