A/N: I know this one is a bit short, but I wanted to post this while I'm still up. So, anyway, enjoy!


It had been thirty minutes sinse Fona began tathing the boy version of Leah and it has been difficult. Fiona would have to literally hold Leah down in order for Leah's hands to not wander around the ogress's body. That and if Snow White or Shrek saw Leah doing what she was, those two would freak, well, Snow White would be anyway while Shrek would be neutral since Leah's drunk and doesn't know what she's doing. Luckily for the ogress, Shrek or Snow weren't there to see it, along with Fiona being able to see Leah's movements becoming sluggish from the booze wearing Leah down who let out a yawn and laid her head against Fiona's shoulder with her eyes half open. Fiona took this as an opportunity to wash the rest of Leah's body and rinsed the suds off of the drunk boy/girl's hair that was covering Leah's face.

"I bet Shrek and Snow are happy and lucky," Leah said spitting water out of her mouth.

"What are you talking about?" Fiona wondered to Leah.

"Your boobs," Leah stated making Fiona blush, "They're huge. I bet Shrek and Snow snuggle against them every night after doing it in the bed with someone like you."

Fiona remained quiet who was helping Leah out of the tub and drying the boy/girl off since Leah was too drunk to stand, but Fiona managed.

"I bet they're like, while they're removing your clothes, 'Oh, my God, Fiona. Your boobs are so big and soft. They're like cushions. I would fall asleep on them if I wanted to," Leah said making Fiona's face turn redder then it was from the comment and that Snow actually did say something along those lines after coming to Fiona's place one night drunk.

"Don't say stuff like that. Someone could hear you," Fiona said to Leah, "Speaking of that, Carley, I know you're here so come out!"

"Eh?" Leah drunkenly wondered who turned to see Carley walking out of her hiding place from behind the door, "Oh, hey, Carley! What's up, bro!"

"Heh, heh, heh...Hi," Carley timidly waved.

"How long have you been stairing at the scene you just saw?" Fiona wondered to the 23 year old.

"Uh...an hour and a half?"

Fiona rolled her eyes and sighed at Carley's odd behavior, but understood Carley's curiosity since she's never been around anyone around her age group before along with Leah who let ouf another yawn in tiredness while rubbed her tired dark brown eyes still not wearing any clothes.

"Aw, someone's sleepy," Carley said as Leah sat on the bathroom floor rubbing her eyes again.

"I wanna go to bed," Leah tiredly whinned.

"Come on, Leah. I'll take you to my room since it's not that far from the bathroom," Carley said taking Leah's hand and guiding Leah to Carley's room.


Carley guided Leah to the bed where Leah laid on the mattress, and as soon as she did, she passed out holding Carley's Shrek plushie in her arms. Leah was still naked as Carley smiled from the cute scene and Leah not wearing anything at all. Carley didn't know what to do, but let Leah sleep as Carley slept on the other side of the bed and slept with a smile on her face.


A/N: Again, sorry if it's short, but I only had this amount of time to write it. Exams coming out along with other things I don't feel like talking about.

The next chapter will be more longer, though. I can garantee that...I think. (yawns while scracthing her messy hair)