In case there were some questions about this cliff-hanger, this chapter will definitely clear things up.
Chapter 8: Tale of Tales: The Lesbian Three
Tifa, now angry, erupted, "We only called to see if you'd finally let us come back, but apparently that was a wish in the wrong direction." The girls looked at Tifa, a tall, lean woman with a long ponytail and skimpy clothing. Cloud angrily retorted, "So, what do you want, Tifa? To make Vince, Cid, and me watch the three of you do disgusting things to each other?" "For your information, Cloud Strife," Tifa said, "I don't only wear this outfit because it's so easy for me to take off; I wear it because it's the ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT TO WEAR!" Alex, now totally confused, blurted, "COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON HERE?!?!" Looking bewildered, Tifa looked at the girls and asked, "And who are they, Cloud? Are they replacements for us?" "They are now," Cloud replied angrily, "Because I happen to know that they aren't LESBIAN LIKE YOU!!" Sam, Clover and Alex stopped dead in their tracks, their mouths hanging down to their knees; somewhere in the distance, a DJ suddenly stopped scratching his disks. Clover broke the award silence, yelling at the top of her lungs, "WHAAAAAAAAAATT?" "That's right, you three. You heard him," Tifa said, "Aeris, Yuffie and I are lesbians, and proud of it. And just because of that, Cloud here gave us the pink slip!" "Tifa," one of the other Holographic-girls said, "If you look carefully enough, you can see a sex reference in what you just said…wink" "Yuffie, now is not the time for that, ok? I'm YELLING AT CLOUD RIGHT NOW!" Tifa screamed at the girl in a green shirt, tan shorts and heavy armour on her right arm. "Whoa, just a bit touchy. Sorry, Tifa," Yuffie quickly said before she left the transmission. The other girl, in a flowing pink dress and red top, had her brown hair done all the way to her hips in a long ponytail, and tied with a pink bow. Tifa, noticing her prolonged silence, quietly said, "Go ahead, Aeris. If you have something to say, say it. I won't bite your head off. But I might bite other things later, if you like…" Tifa ended her encouraging talk by licking her lips and winking at Aeris, who caught her hint, ad went ahead. "For your information, ladies, Tifa, Yuffie and I used to be in the party you have been employed in. For a while, all was ok, until Sephiroth managed to mess with Cloud's head. After that, I ran off to the Lost Capital, and got myself killed by Sephiroth, who was waiting there for me. I managed to find an easy way to return to this world from the Lifestream, but for several weeks, I was stuck going back to my old job of flower-peddling. For a few days, nothing out-of-the-ordinary happened, but that changed when one day this weird thug grabbed my wrist, pulled me, basket and all, into a back alley, and started taking my clothes off. I thought, 'Oh no. Please, not this, by Ifrit, not this!' but that's when I turned my head and noticed that there was no bulge in the thugs pants. They took off their pants, and that's when I discovered that the thug was a woman! She pinned me to the ground, on my back, and started doing things to me that at first I was terrified of, but soon, it started to feel natural, like this was how it was supposed to be. I didn't fight back, and instead let her do anything she wanted to me. Soon, she let me up, and dropped a card and a rose next to me. She said, "Here, and don't forget the glorious happiness of being a lesbian." For a short amount time, I sat there, my body shaking and quivering in ecstasy, wondering what to do next. The next few weeks I spent were wasted time, searching and searching for my old team, finally deciding to go to Wutai. Well, when I got there, Tifa and Yuffie were there all by themselves, and I couldn't resist showing them all I had experienced. They reacted the same way I did when it first happened to me, and quickly adjusted and settled into it. They enjoyed it like I did. We kept it up behind everyone's backs, and no one even asked me how I got back. But, it was not to last, I guess. In the end, Cloud walked in on the three of us while we were in the middle of a three-way lesbian-session, and erupted. He said nothing to us for days, and during that time, he never left his hotel room. When he finally did, he had three small slips of pink paper in his hand, and immediately gave one to each of us. Barret tried to stand up for us, but was silenced by fear of Cloud. Since then, the three of us have been living out here in the wild, fending for ourselves and occasionally falling back into our old habits." Aeris ended, and hung her head in what appeared to be shame. For several minutes, no one said anything. Clover broke the silence with, "EXCUSE ME, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" "Yeah," Sam piped up, "Why would you even consider doing that?! You need the male counterpart for reproduction! Without him, how would the human race have progressed? With only one or two women, and no sperm in between them, how would they have survived?" Alex spoke up, trying to make a point, "Um, Sammy? Not to side with them or anything, but maybe one of those women was a bisexual, you know, or a nympho, or something that somehow allowed her to have a – You know." Sam stared at Alex in disbelief for even suggesting such a thing, and Clover expressed that disbelief: "ALEX, WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?!?!" "What, I'm just saying," was Alex's simple response. "Anyway," Tifa said, "It's true that at first Yuffie and I were terrified of what Aeris had become, but after we experienced it once, we started to like it. Soon, we were looking for ways to do it without Cloud knowing, because you three can see how anal he is about having 'lesbians' on the team. He found out when Cait Sith walked into our tent one night and found the three of us making out." Sam shouted, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! That has to be the sickest thing ever!" "Of course," Tifa replied with a look of disappointment on her face, "Of course you'd say that. Haven't any one of you girls looked at each other and thought, 'God, she is hot!'? Hasn't that thought ever crossed your minds?" Sam turned away with a huff, as did Alex. Clover, however, stood there with a deep red blush on her face. "Um… actually… I have had that thought enter my head a couple of times," Clover said, her face getting redder and redder as she spoke. Tifa smiled, triumphant, and said, "Well, towards which of your friends were these thoughts harboured?" Clover turned a darker shade of crimson, and slowly pointed at … "ME?!" Sam shouted indignantly, staring at Clover with a horrified look on her face. "I'm sorry! It's all true! And I've had the same thought for you too, Alex!" Clover announced, causing Alex's mouth to drop open to her knees, and a terrified look swept over her face. "And you two can't possibly expect me to believe you haven't had these thoughts, right? I mean, are you three living together? If that's the case, then there's no way you can ever convince me that you've never thought one of your roomies was hot." Sam slowly turned a deep red and gained a nervous expression, her tense aura filling the air. "SO!" Tifa shouted, "I WAS RIGHT! Even the apparently super-smart red-head has had some slightly awkward thoughts run through her head! And I bet you have each had your share of more-than-erotic fantasies of being with each other in your dreams, right?!" Alex now started turning a deep shade of crimson, and raised her hand. Sam and Clover were now the ones with their mouths down to their knees and horrified expressions on their faces. "Well, there's one," Tifa said, happily, knowing she'd finally won. As Sam, Clover and Alex stood there, each blushing their own deep shades of crimson, Tifa's voice sounded for the last time before she left the transmission: "If you want to know more… Come to Wutai. You won't regret it!" As she closed her phone, Cloud began to calm down. "Sorry you had to witness that, girls. I'm usually not so nasty- um, girls?" Cloud inquired, all three now looking away and blushing deeply, thinking. "GIRLS! WAKE UP!" Cloud shouted, snapping them out of their pseudo-trance. "Oh, were you saying something, Cloud?" Sam asked, completely unaware that Cloud had said anything at all. You have to be more alert, girls. You can't just space out here. You have to keep your guard up most of the time, or the multitude of monsters will be glad to eat you in one bite. You can't let Tifa's words get to you! If you keep dwelling on it, it'll destroy you like a parasite. Just keep your mind on what's at hand. Vince," Cloud said, turning his line of sight to Vince, "Can you bring them here? I need to perform a more personal inspection." "Oh, come on, Cloud," Vince replied indignantly, "not that again. The last time you tried that, you got shoved into a teleporter device just as it activated, sucking you to that place… what was it again? Ivalice? Just ask them some questions a d let them join. There is no need to make sure they stay loyal to you by raping them." "sigh Fine. No rape test this time. But keep this in mind. If I end up finding out that they were doing the same stuff as THEY did, you'll be out of the team with them," Cloud roughly warned. "But why? Why should Vince be punished for anything we do? Not that we plan on going lesbian anytime in the near future," Clover snapped, jumping straight to Vince's aid. "SIGH FINE! You three alone will be kicked from the team, should I at anytime discover by ANY means that you have been engaging in Lesbian acts. Understood? It's only because I like looking at you that I did this, though, Clover," Cloud rephrased, now agitated. OK, I am running low on juice for this thing, I've got to go. See ya soon, Girls! And, Vince?" Cloud said, turning back to Vince before closing the connection. "Yeah?" Vince replied, wary of a possible second warning; "Tell me everything when they get here. How you found them, how good they are in battle, what kind of magic and limit breaks they ha-" "Double." was Vince's interruption. "What? What was that?" Cloud asked, his hologram was getting fuzzy. Vince quickly replied, "They have double limit breaks. They can use two limit breaks in a single full limit gauge charge! And they can combine their limit breaks, too." Cloud seemed interested in this. "CRAP! Got to go. Tell me when you get them here. Preferably in one piece would be good, Vince!" Cloud shouted as his phone died.
Well, hope you enjoy Chapter 8! Chapter nine is up now!