"Make it yourself," Bruder would always say. "You can cook, can't you?" Not be be braggy, but my cooking is pretty exquisite. But then again, I barely ever cook because I'm too lazy at times. Like what I'm doing right now.
"Make it for me~!" I said in a singsong voice. Bruder doesn't really mind my laziness so I can pretty much get away with anything I do, so he ends up making lunch for both of us. He'd most of the time mumble an insult, like 'arschloch' or 'dummkopf' but I take them as compliments
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So, Bruder and I had out lunch. It was supposedly a Japanese thing called 'Ramen'. Someones been hanging around Japan a little to much. But it was good. I had to eat it with a fork, though as Bruder was being professional and using those things them Japanese call chopsticks. "Show off," I mumbled.
"You're not the one to speak about being a show off, Bruder," Bruder says. "You make an arsch of yourself everyday, trying to impress Austria and I." I hated it when he brought this up.
"Ja, whatever," I said, sticking my fork in my mouth and grimacing. "I'm just that awesome to risk my life and be an arsch." Being a jerk is fun~! No matter who it is, it's always fun! Although, Bruder does get a little mad...
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When lunch is over, I spend the rest of the afternoon trying to get Bruder to play with me. Never really works but at least I try. "Come on, Bruder!" I say, tugging at his arm. "Just one game, bitte? I won't ask ever again!" A sudden idea popped into my head. "Oh, Bruder~? what if I said this game involved...beer?" That made his ears perk up.
"What? Beer, you say?" Bruder turned around to see if he heard me right. I smirked.
"Ja. Whaddya say, Bruder? I call it 'Drink 'til you Drop'. You in?" Bruder put his hand out.
"Ja, of course I'm in." Oh, this is going to priceless!
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"Ready, Bruder?" I said, putting my Stein(Or a mug, as you Americans prefer)above my head.
"Ready, Gil," Bruder says, doing the same.
"On the count of three. Ein. Zwei, DREI!" We both chugged down out beer in about five seconds flat. "Ha, I think I finished first!" I screamed, pointing Bruder in the face.
"We still have a lot more to go, Bruder!" He screamed back at me. "Lets just see how long we can hold out!" I started refilling My Stein to the brim, along with Bruder's.
"Bottoms up~!" I said, taking a large gulp. "Ahh, Gott, that's good!" Looking to my left, I saw Bruder already refilling for the third time. I had to catch up! 'Hey, wait for me, Bruder!"
"This is a game, Gilbert," He said, taking another big gulp. "I don't have to slow down~!" We both did this before about seven rounds before things went downhill.