Nogias: Oh YEAH! Here we are, back with more to do-WAIT A MINUTE! WHY DOES ASHE GET MORE TIME THAN ME! HIS STORY IS AIMING FOR BEING OVER 10 CHAPTERS LONG, WHILE I ONLY GOT A MEASLY ONE-SHOT! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Errolas: Nogias, give it a rest, ok? It's not like it's YOUR entire fault you got a smaller story! I just couldn't think of any other way to comically introduce you! I mean, come on. Ashe was locked away in a bio-tank INSIDE Shin-Ra, while you were set to comically rearrange the buggy!

Ashe: Oh calm down, brother. It's not like I asked for this much attention. I'd much rather be left alone… (Gets attacked by fan-girls) YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

Nogias: AND THEM?! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'VE GOT FAN-GIRLS? HOW COME I ONLY EVER GET SEXUALLY GAY FAN-BOYS?!

Ashe: Well, not that I'm going to say anything-

Nogias: Yyou're NOT GOING to!

Ashe: Anyway, this is my story, Chapter 7. This is so amazing, My creator's brother is putting more into me than he did Nogias!

Nogias: Yeah, Yeah, Rub it in more, why don't'cha. Yeah, Like he said, Chapter 7 of the "ASHE RESCUE" saga.

Ashe: AWRIGHT! LET'S ROCK!

SIDE STORY 1: ASHE RESCUE SAGA, PART 7: The Battle: Psyonics vs. Intruders

Cloud and Omega pushed away from each other. Staring at each other with looks of distaste and competitiveness, they rushed forward, Cloud swinging his sword, while Trigun raised a weird looking pistol. "What the?" Was all Cloud could say before Beta's metal-coated finger pulled the trigger with a CLICK BANG. Cloud managed to deflect the bullet in time, but not before Omega ran off towards one of the girls. "NO! " Cloud shouted, only to be halted by the long, glowing form of XV's plasma sword. "I don't take orders from You, Omega; I'll attack whoever I want. You face me now, Cloud Strife," he said, before swinging his giant blade down with a CRASH…

MEANWHILE…

Ashe was occupied by Xero. "I also don't take orders from Omega unless it's an official job. So, you think you can beat me? You realize that that weak sword of yours is no match for my Wraith, right?" Xero asked, pulling the empty hilt of his specialty sword from it's sheath, revealing it's lack of a blade. "And honestly, you think you can kill me with THAT?" Ashe asked, shuffling his sword from one hand to the other, "Or didn't you hear? This blade permits my use of forbidden black magic. Such AS-" He shouted, lifting his blade into the air, creating a tower of darkness above his head. "CURSED MAGIC: BLACK TOWER ARCHERS, FORM 3, ATTACK 7: CRYSTAL SHOWER!" A torrent of razor-sharp ice arrows flew through the air toward Xero, who managed to deflect all arrows, except for the one that pierced through his armor, going straight through his shoulder, which repaired itself immediately.

"What?" Ashe said in disbelief, thrusting his blade into the air again. The tower disintegrated and, soon, a great number of horsemen appeared behind Ashe. "CURSED MAGIC: CHAOS BLADESMEN: ATTACK OF KINGS!" He shouted, lowering his sword the aim straight towards Xero, like a general held his sword to indicate a charge. The horsemen charged at Xero, who was blasted backwards as a seemingly endless number of horsemen charged at and through him, as if they were made of air, MULTIPLE TIMES. By the end of the spell, Xero looked like he was a piece of swiss cheese that had been run through a blender.

"How'd you like that, MR. BLENDED DAIRY SOLID?" Ashe taunted, turning around to leave. However, the most horrifying thing happened: Ashe heard Xero cackling in laughter, and, against his better judgement, turned with a look of terror on his face to find Xero's nanotech body healing itself… AGAIN! "HOW?! " Ashe screamed in terrified disbelief, "I WAS SURE THAT WOULD FINISH YOU!" "Yes, well, my body is a little more ADVANCED than you give me credit for," Xero said, swinging his invisible sword at Ashe with a CLANG…

MEANWHILE…

Sam was struggling against Kary. "Come on!" Sam shouted, deflecting talon strike Kary threw at her. "What? ..You want to try my energy attacks?" "'ENERGY ATTACKS?' WHAT ARE YOU?" Sam shouted, swinging the blades of her weapon towards Kary with massive force, only for a blast of energy to blow through it, destroying it. Kary smiled as she lunged once more at Sam, only to hear a CLANG. She looked up and found Sam's shield had changed! It now resembled an angelic water dragon. "You know, your attacks are really starting to ANNOY ME!" Sam shouted, a great orange aura surrounding her body.

"WHAT?!" Kary shouted, charging her energy to counter whatever Sam was throwing at her. Unfortunately, she wasn't prepared for what happened. "LIMIT: BROKEN! ICE AND WATER, CONVERGE ON THE MALICIOUS AND WICKED! ANGEL ICE DRAGON TENDORYU! ARISE AND BAR YOUR FANGS!" Sam shouted, holding her shield in front of her. Suddenly, the aura didn't just surround her, it devoured her. The orange light hid what Happened from the world until a large dragon, white and blue, descended upon Kary. Kary released her energy store and attempted to break through the attack, but failed. She screamed in pure terror as her body collapsed to the ground, devoid of energy, as the giant dragon, revealing fangs of razor-sharp ice descended on her un-moving body…

MEANWHILE…

Alex was facing down against Omega. "So, You ready for a fast-action fire-fight?" Omega taunted, while Alex idly moved her sword from hand to hand, looking him up and down. The armor looked a bit too thick to slice through, so Alex would have to find a weak point and stab. "I bet I know what you're thinking, looking at me like that," Omega said, causing Alex to give him a look of 'Did he already figure out my plan?' "I bet you're thinking about how hot I look!" Omega announced, causing Alex and most other people to crash to the floor. "What does that have to do with it? That's not it at all," Alex replied, honestly wondering WHY ON EARTH an enemy would ask that question.

"Either way, It's time. LET'S GO!" Omega Shouted, pulling out his portable Mini-gun, the Executer, and began firing rounds. Alex once again let the sword do it's thing, and it zipped through the air, chopping each and every bullet into pieces. "What? Your sword did it all for you?" Omega shouted, unloading more rounds, all of which fell, in halves, at Alex's feet. Omega, getting a tad bit angry, pulled out his shotgun, the Closer, and fired, the entire round falling useless in front of Alex. Omega switched his firing mode from "SINGLE 1" to "QUARTER 3", and fired three rounds at once. However, just as before, they were all rendered helpless to Alex's blade. "NOW," Omega shouted, setting his gun to "MAX 12", "I'm PISSED OFF!" Omega began to glow an eerie red color, and shouted, "MAXIMUM BRAWL!"

He fired his gun, and instead of one blast, twelve consecutive blasts fired from his gun, each with the power of twelve cartridges! Alex held the sword ready, waiting for the moment of impact. the first ten were easy enough to block… but the eleventh struck hard, cracking the blade of the katana in Alex's hand. The twelfth blast sealed the Limit, shattering Alex's weapon. "Now that is a fitting end to a weak weapon such as that. Good bye!" he said, walking forward with his pistol pointed at Alex's head. As he fired, A BANG BOOM was heard. Omega flew backwards, holding a stub of what had been his favourite pistol. "NO! THAT PISTOL WAS SPECIAL! NO!!" he shouted, looking at Alex to see her holding what looked like her sword, but wasn't quite. The blade now resembled an earth-bound air-like dragon that didn't seem to be there entirely. It almost resembled the blade of Xero's Wraith. The hilt resembled a fallen earth demon.

Alex looked up, now covered with a great orange glow. Omega realized what happened: Just as he had fired his pistol, she had stabbed her revived sword into the barrel of the gun, causing the gun powder to explode, and hopefully take out Omega and the gun. "LIMIT: BROKEN! REIGN OVER THE TOXIC SKIES, RAIN YOUR VENGEANCE OVER THE DARKNESS AND BRING LIGHT! FLY, EARTHEN SKY DRAGON SAKORYU!" Alex shouted the intense aura engulfing her body. When the light faded, there stood a giant, yellow dragon with three mouths. As Omega began to run, the dragon followed. He pulled out his mini-gun and fired off an entire 2000-round clip at the dragon, which amounted to nothing. Suddenly, Omega fell backwards and landed on his back, scurrying on his hands and knees to avoid the dragon. As it caught up to him, it suddenly split into three dragons and descended upon Omega as he screamed in terror and fear…

MEANWHILE…

Clover worked hard to avoid Askad's attacks. "Give me a break! Quit throwing bombs and grenades and fight me!" she shouted, thoroughly agitated. "As you wish," Askad said, summoning one of his trademark Stake bombs. "What the hell is THAT?!" Clover asked indignantly. "This is one of my specialty Litter Bug Stick Grenades. It looks like an ordinary garbage stake, bit the tip is actually a high-end explosive created by myself. once it's punctured your body, the countdown begins, and you can't escape your imminent demise. Hundreds have fallen to this very weapon, the first few were prototypes. Good practice, those secretaries." "YOU KILLED INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR PRACTICE! YOU'RE EVIL!" 'Well,' Askad thought, 'she does have a point there. maybe on inanimate objects practice would be more beneficial, but on humans, probably not so smart unless I'm in battle.'

"Oh well, the past is the past, and the end of your future is now!" He said, rushing at her with the stick-like grenade, sharp point extended at the end, ready to stab it into her. just as he reached her, he stopped. 'Wait a minute, this isn't right… why am I fighting for a guy who's not even PAYING me?' Askad thought, his mind conflicting between thoughts of 'BLOW HER TO BITS!" and "She's not even important, let her live." Without thinking, Askad's arm shot forward with a SMASH. He looked up and saw thousands of small, fluttering shards of cloth floating through the air. Soon, the shards returned, forming a newer, more deadly pair of gloves that resembled a pair of demonic fire dragons.

Staring at them, Askad slowly rose and began to run from Clover, whos orange glow engulfed her even as she shouted, "LIMIT: BROKEN! DEMON FIRE DRAGON KOMARYU! DESTROYER OF PAIN AND SLAVERY, HEAL THIS LAND AND MAKE IT FREE! CRASH AND BURN THEM ALL TO CINDERS!" The light formed a towering spiral that exploded when a huge dragon, seeming to be forged of hell-fire itself, spread its wings and flew, chasing Askad. He raced down the hall, past the others who all looked after him with faces of "What-the-hell-is-wrong-with-him", only to follow up with looks of "HOLY-SHT!" when the dragon literally blazed past them, chasing him down. Suddenly, Askad Stumbled and cowered in fear, holding his arms in front of his face to guard against the massive, flaming teeth that descended on him…

MEANWHILE…

Orikka, Ulrikka, and Musaji were all faring well against the BIOS that XV had sent after them. Orikka had long since eliminated the one that attacked her, and was helping Ulrikka fend off hers. Musaji was barely having a problem with his, as his giant mini-gun arms pumped round after round of live ammo into his opponent, until it finally collapsed. Giving one last ear-bursting scream, it died. Musaji reverted his hands back to normal form, and bowed, leaving the creature to an honourable death. At that moment, Ulrikka beheaded her attacker and, sighing, walked over to her brother. The three walked down to Cloud, hoping against hope that he still lived…

TO BE CONTINUED…

Nogias: Whoa. Look at all the cliff-hangers! Errolas, do you need so much suspense?

Errolas: Well, uh, ehehe…. Sweat drop and again, a chapter over 2000 words! I'm amazed that I could write so much!

Ashe: Ah, come on, don't go so hard on him! Here, you can have a few of my fangirls if you like.

Nogias: OH YEAH! THIS IS GOOD AFTER ALL!

Erollas, Nogias, and Ashe: SEE YOU GUYS IN PART 8! DATTEBAYO! GAMBATTE! ARIGATOU! R&R, FLAMES ARE WELCOME!