am now a keynesian
samus want to the bored room to talk to the politics.
"hi am samus and i have a plan." said samus because he had aplan to blow up metroid. and the politics didn't knoew who samus was because they were keynesians. so samus explained who he was and they listened and sai okat.
"okay so now i will tell you how to cacat until metrpoid blow up" say samus. samus bring up powepoit to tell the people. on the first slide it said "how to cacat until blow up metroid which was clever of samus because he had just said that and then it said "by samus aran." the politics were impressed.
so then samus went to the next slide which waas weere the p[lan was. "first yuo need to put the money into the new ship." and samus talked about the new ship there. "the ne ship has to have guns and lasers and psace missles and lots of flowers to tric them' said samus who was clevr. he new that treick enemy with flowers want legal othjer than the phazon. then it has to have lots of big engines and big windows and cockpits whish shoyldn't be bi because if they are then there is no space for guns and stuff. then samus realised there was no space for bullets in the space ship but then samus new what samus needed to do. so samus sasid "we will cut out the living stuff!" and all the politics gasped because the livin stuff made the space ships fun but then they say that if they remove all that bulk there is more for bullets so thats why theres pointy arms on the new ship said samus. so then samus said "the new ship wit the money can shoot money at metroid and the money is bullets so thats the first part of how to blow up metroid! and the politics aplauded and samus needed potty break.
samus came back from break but then he realize that METROID AKATICNG THE POLITICS so samus had to shoot and blow up metroid and attac until was blown up. all the board room got blon e up and then the politics was dead and samus died but it was just a dream so okay. and samus had to drink a lot of water than.
so than samus came back from break and there was no meteroid with squishy face and ugly. so samus said yay i dont like squishy metroid and the politics asked "why did you say that samus" and samus said "BECAUSE I WILL BLOW UP METROID' so samus set back down and point at powerpint.
now the second slide was the one with the blueprints but samus had alredt said about those so he skiped. he hang up and go to next slide with the third part of plane. "next we have to bild big space ship to crash into white hourse" because samus liked indepence day but was joking and said "just kidding" and the politics laughed and gladed that samus was joking bcause white house most important building in univrse. so then samus said the next pat of plan which said "build a big radar" and this was because the pirates cant detect radar which was old cause the future. so then they all thot that was clever. samus got gladed. they relly liked plan.
the fourth slide had a big picture of a jellyfish. "this is last part of plan said samus" ."have to use JELLYFISH' as biowepon! and the politics gaspd becuse bioweapon was a legal and they didnt no ssamus was evil "bu samus said guys we have to because pirats r evil and if we dont they will." and then she said "also they win" so politcs realizd samus was wirght and they gladed becuse without samus they would not have realized. so then they made biowepons and new ships and dlowewrs and the mazda blew up. but then the rewlized there ws no money to do that so they had to deal wit budget.
"help us do budget samus" said politics and they neeed help so samus had to go to office.
in samuss office was pen and paper which was old but samus use because the mother brains of the chzo liked paper to use with the fingers. it smeled good. then samus wrote out a tasble and startd wrting numbrs but then it was later and samus saw he had made big pictures and toes in the tables. "oh no" said samus im getting an f". so samus called sam and said "sis hel pi dont no what to do " an sam said that samus had to add all the riht numbers and allso to move the two. "thanks sis ur a light saber!" said samus and hang up the phone.
samus finish table then worried if was forgeting something, but then tuyrned in work. the politics all saw that the new ship and the flowers could shoot the bullet moneyso they all aplauded thand sued each other and they made the new ship.
"thanks samus aran!" said all the politicians and samus got in the ship an left but then ARM STRONG HUESTON showed up and said "wait samus kraid is atacing!"
TO BE CONTINUED!