Little Bade Talks
Jade says: Why aren't you replying to my texts?
Jade says: …
Beck says: Sorry babe – I was talking to grandma
Jade says: Oh that's cute. You care more about an old lady than me.
Beck says: She's about to go back to Canada.
Jade says: But you're not denying it.
Beck says: She's family. I don't think its fair to make me choose :/
Jade says: It's*
Beck says: It's?
Jade says: *I don't think it's fair to make me choose.
Beck says: Does anyone actually care about grammar on the net
Jade says: I think I should be offended.
Beck says: What do you mean?
Jade says: You're my boyfriend – you should know I like it when people type properly.
Beck says: Since when..?
Jade says: Since when? I've always been like this.
Beck says: I guess I just usually type properly.
Jade says: Usually, yes.
Beck says: Hang on a sec – I charged my phone and I got your text.
Beck says: Why do you want to know what size tuxedo I wear?
Jade says: My cousin's getting married.
Beck says: I thought you hated your cousin?
Jade says: No, that's the one on my dad's side.
Beck says: So – which one is this?
Jade says: Kel.
Beck says: Kel?
Jade says: The one that just got out of prison. He's marrying his girlfriend.
Beck says: So you want me to come?
Jade says: You say that like it's not already obvious.
Beck says: When is it?
Jade says: 27th of November
Beck says: I'll go ask.
Jade says: Hurry back.
Jade says: I actually meant it when I said hurry back.
Jade says: Beck, what's the hold up?
Beck says: Dad says I can go.
Jade says: You were coming anyway.
Beck says: I know.
Jade says: I love you.
Beck says: You're being awfully affectionate today.
Jade says: Oh gee – kill the mood.
Beck says: You know I love you.
Jade says: You didn't say it.
Beck says: I just did.
Jade says: Did what?
Beck says: Said it.
Jade says: Said what?
Beck says: I love you.
Jade says: I know ;)
Beck says: You're adorable.
Jade says: I will hit you if you call me that again.
Beck says: Adorable?
Jade says: I hate that word.
Beck says: I just tell it like it is.
Jade says: What if I was pregnant? Would you tell me I was fat?
Beck says: No – I'm just trying to compliment you.
Jade says: Well, I'm pregnant.
Beck says: WHAT O_O
Beck says: ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?
Beck says: JADE!
Beck says: JADELYN ELIZABETH WEST!
Beck says: I WILL COME OVER THERE!
Jade says: Just kidding (:
Jade says: You can come over if you want.
Beck says: You freaked me out so much just then.
Jade says: Just hypothetically…
Beck says: Yeah?
Jade says: If I WERE pregnant…
Beck says: I don't know if I like where this is going…
Jade says: What would you do?
Jade says: That's an uncomfortable silence…
Jade says: Beck…
Jade says: BECK?
Jade says: BECKETT AVAN OLIVER?
Beck says: Sorry – I was looking for a bag of Cheez Rings.
Jade says: CHEEZ RINGS?
Beck says: Because I didn't have enough time to buy an engagement ring for you.
Beck says: That's about all I have at the moment.
Jade says: You would propose with a cheez ring?
Beck says: If I didn't have time to go to an actual jeweller.
Jade says: I would not say yes if you proposed with a cheez ring.
Beck says: I thought it was the thought that counts.
Jade says: What kind of thought did you put into a cheez ring.
Jade says: You thought they'd be nice to eat?
Beck says: I mean - the thought of, I love you, and here is a promise of my love.
Jade says: A better promise of your love would be your favourite jacket.
Beck says: You can have it.
Jade says: I thought you loved it?
Beck says: I love you more.
Jade says: Corny romantic stuff like that really irritates me.
Beck says: Aren't I allowed to love my girlfriend more than a jacket?
Jade says: I love you more is the most annoying sentence in the history of annoying sentences.
Beck says: What if I was to say "Please pass me that moist tissue, adorable little girl."
Jade says: Someone's looking to get slapped.
Beck says: Come here and do it ;)
Jade says: No. I'm mad at you.
Beck says: Jade, it was a joke.
Beck says: Why are you ignoring me?
Beck says: Jade?
Beck says: JADE?
Beck says: I guess I'll just go talk to Tori.
Jade says: You're not helping your case here.
Beck says: I got you to talk again.
Jade says: Don't talk to Tori.
Beck says: I won't.
Jade says: Is it cold where you are?
Beck says: Yes – why?
Jade says: Just wondering.
Beck says: Is it cold where you are?
Jade says: Yep.
Jade says: It is absolutely freezing.
Beck says: Aww.
Beck says: Don't you still have that snow jacket?
Jade says: Which one?
Beck says: The one you 'borrowed' from me.
Jade says: I forgot about that one.
Beck says: Feeling warm now?
Jade says: It'd be better if I had a hug ):
Beck says: Tomorrow, I promise.
Jade says: I'm not going to school tomorrow.
Beck says: Why not?
Jade says: Don't want to.
Jade says: I want to go and throw snowballs at everyone who has Christmas decorations up in November.
Beck says: It's not even snowing here.
Jade says: What if I can make my own snow?
Beck says: How do you plan that?
Jade says: Well you remember Drake and Josh Christmas?
Beck says: Where are you planning on getting a wood chipper?
Jade says: My cousin Kel.
Beck says: Why was he in jail anyway?
Jade says: He killed a man.
Beck says: WHAT O_O
Jade says: Not really. He shoplifted.
Beck says: Oh, phew.
Jade says: What would you do if I told you that I killed a man?
Beck says: I really don't know how to answer that.
Jade says: Well it's only hypothetical.
Beck says: I would probably freak out and not want to know anything else about it.
Jade says: You're so cute when you freak out though.
Jade says: Maybe I should kill a man :3
Beck says: Please don't.
Jade says: Too late.
Beck says: You're joking, right?
Jade says: Maybe.
Beck says: Jade?
Jade says: I have to go hide the body.
Jade says: I'll be right back.
Beck says: Oh my god, Jade! I'm coming over there.
~ Beck has signed out of chat. ~
Beck says: I still can't believe you lied about that.
Jade says: I still can't believe you thought I was being serious.
Beck says: Well excuse me for trusting my girlfriend.
Jade says: Okay, I'm very happy you did believe me.
Beck says: You're welcome.
Jade says: I never said thank you.
Beck says: You never said what?
Jade says: I never said thank you.
Beck says: Aww, it's no fun when you do it like that.
Jade says: So I'm not fun?
Beck says: Of course you're fun.
Jade says: Good (:
Beck says: Wanna come over here?
Jade says: Sure. Why?
Beck says: You'll see ;)
Jade says: I'm coming over there.
Beck says: Alright, sweet.
~ Jade has signed out of chat. ~
Okey dokey – I was just bored and felt like doing one of these chat-fluff things. There was going to be more conversations but I deleted it because I wanted to keep this story rated T. You can let your imagination ponder over what Beck's surprise is.
Please review, also check out my story A Very Magical Beginning. I'm hopefully gonna update that story once a week.
Luvv ya,
xxMini