At a desert where there's a few wind, with fewer people on Appa with Zuko and Mai staying at home (They have a nation to run you know). Also Suki is doing what ever. So It's just Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, and Iroh.

"Why are we flying over the desert?" asked Aang
"Because we're about to be at the place the first very Avatar was at..." answered Iroh

"Are we going to listen to another story?" asked Sokka

"Is that honestly a problem?"

"No, it's just why tell back at your tea place?"
"Just listen to my story..."

It all began say a really long time. Where there was this bender who didn't what his bending is, since he had all four. He went to a psychiatrist to address this problem.

"I don't what my bending my is, is it fire, water, earth, wind? Everyone else I have a feeling something isn't right!"said The First Avatar

Then a spirit came in looking angrier than those caterpillar things from Super Mario Bros. He goes up to The First Avatar, towering over him.
"YOU! State your name!" demanded the Spirit

"My name is... Avatarkalooie"answered The First Avatar

"YOU ARE A MISTAKE! You should only have one bending power! The reason being that it would be too corrupted!"

"I can use them for good..."

"... I guess you could... Here's the deal! YOU WILL only use them for heroic usage, and if you do you will have reincarnations... BUT IF YOU DON'T... YOU WILL DIE..."

You can guess if Aktarkalooie was successful, or not...

"What does this have to do with our hasty situation?" asked Sokka

"I Forgot!" answered Iroh

"You realize we're still flying over the desert and we're near an Earth kingdom?" said Aang

"Oh, take a left on the fork on the road" answered Iroh

"There is no fork on the road, we're on a sandy desert you retard!" said Toph

"Actually... There is..." said Aang as he takes a left on the fork on the sand.

While they keeping flying over they get see a big sign saying, "The Place Avatar Looie died!" they land and get off of Appa and they see the Bad Ass sexy Cabbage Guy, there in nice clothing. He goes up to Aang.

"WELCOME! TO THE PLACE AVATAR LOOIE DIED! I'm his direct descendant, and proud to take guard of this place, and surely loves cabbages more than me! If you want to get closer to his dead spot it will cost you 20 whatever bending money, but if you buy my cabbages for only 10 whatever bending money, you can pass!" said the Cabbage guy

"You realize I'm your ancestor's reincarnate right?" said Aang

"What proof do you have"

"Do I have to show that I mastered all four elements? You didn't hear the news about a 12 year old who looks like an Air Nomad, and mind you, they're pretty much extinct! And that young nomad defated Fire Lord Ozai! And you can't recognize the crew! You don't even recognize that there's a daughter of a famous king and queen, along with the Fire Lord's older brother! Plus there are drawings of us!"
"...Can you repeat that?"
"EARTH, WATER, FIRE, AIR!" yelled Aang while showing him his bending powers.

Then a blue spirit crashed through the Cabbage stand. He wears a dark hooded cloak, and has quite of bit of hair, along with a chin beard, and skin is a bit dark, (He looks to be in his late twenties).

"Oh, I destroyed a cabbage stand. Poor thing, I love cabbages!" said The Blue Spirit

"Are you Avatar Looie?" asked Aang

"Why yes I am... The guy behind doesn't look too happy..."

"MY FUCKING CABBAGES! I'm sick and tired this fucking shit! I will kill the man on who ever did that, MAN! I'M SO MAD I'M MAKING FORCED SWEARS SHIT!"

"That's your descendant..." said Aang
"Oh my... Well listen, there is an important significance on why your here... Now let me tell you a tale..." said Looie

"GOD DAMN! Not another one!" said Sokka

"YOU DON'T EVEN SEE ME! SO HUSH!..." said Avatar Looie

After two years after that whole spirit debacle, I heard of another person like me, who's using it for evil. And apparently evil makes everything power, so I was killed... But my reincarnate did find out the weakness... You're not going to like it... You have to kiss him/her in the lips!

"You're kidding..." said Aang

"No I am not... It's going to seem awkward, but it's the only way..." said Looie

Aang faints, AND NO, it's not because he's excited about it ya crazy yaoi people! So back at home, in Aang's backyard, Aang is keeps shooting fire balls... Katara justs sits and watches Aang while being disturbed.

"You realize you keep missing the target right?" said Katara

"I don't know Katara, I got to kiss the guy...! Will you kiss him?" asked Aang

"I ain't kissing no pale middle age dude with a long ass beard"

Then Toph awkwardly pops out of the ground, well just her head...
"I'll kiss him..." said Toph
"I don't know..." said Aang

"I brought a whip with me!"

"HELL NO!" said Aang and he pushes Toph in the ground using Earth Bending

"I even brought the linger..."

Aang pushes Toph further in the ground. He continues using fire bending is doing worse with his aim, even going far as into setting Cleveland Brown's house on fire, which of course ends up with him falling down from his house, while he's in a bath tub, (Yes Cleveland Brown and Aang are neighbors). The next day, Aang is in a bathrobe, and goes to check his mail, he opens the door and sees Ozai wearing a Mail Man's hat.

"Hey I'm Ozai I'll be your telegram dude today, here's a message from Ozai which I'll put in song. Ahem!...

Hey There Aang, I got a Telegram for you!

Your ass is grass!

Because I have powers that's going to harrass

The result is going to be sucky

So what is your reply?

I think it's "I'm gonna die!"

and that's it, can I have a tip?"all of that by Ozai

"NO!" answered Aang.

Aang slams the door, and Ozai looks depressed and walks away with his hands in his pockets, and looking down.

To be continued

AN: I'm sorry if this chapter wasn't that funny... But hopefully the next chapter is better... OR WILL IT BE!