For a few hours now Aang is still praticing his fire bending, it starts to creep Katara out. Sokka sees what Aang is doing, and starts talking to him.

"We're going now..." said Sokka

"BUT I'M NOT READY!" said Aang

"Yes you are all you have to do is the king the fag!"

"But I don't...!"
"LOOK AT ME! I'M AANG! I DON'T WANT TO KILL! I DON'T TO KISS A GUY! EVEN IF IT MEAN THE WORLD! NEH! NEH! NEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

Aang raise a rock under Sokka, which hit him in the crotch. He gets on Appa and flies to Ozai, which he's dancing at a disco club. The disco club looks every other disco club, it has colorful floors, a disco ball, people in cheesy clothing.

"Well, if isn't Aang, I think you should be a scared..." said Ozai... Who else would be saying that, the DJ?

"Listen Ozai, I'm gonna kiss you!" yelled Aang.

"Not if you feel the POWER OF EARTH!"

Ozai try to do it, but seems he couldn't. He constantly tries, and tries, but just can't.

"Uuuuh..." said Ozai

"You didn't master Earth I supposed..." said Aang

"I thought I was the Avatar!"

"I thought so too, how did you discover your Avatar powers?"
"I controlled water..."

"That's it..."

"Yep..."

Aang gets some fruit punch out of a ball, turns into a sharp iced pick, and stabs it in Ozai's heart.

"Sorry Ozai..." said Aang

"It's cool, it's cool" said Ozai as he died...

After Aang left, everyone was DOING THE HUSTLE! When Aang was about to go home, Azula punched through Aang's chest, which knocks him out. Aang woke up in a place he never seen before, which looks like a poorly lit box. What Aang sees is blood everywhere on the wall, with dead bodies everywhere as well with the yearly biggest intestines award that ran for 20 years, where we acutal winner's intestines! Didn't I do this joke already? Along that Azula is right in front of Aang.

"Hello there Aang..." said Azula

"Hi" replied Aang

"You finally got the balls to kill my father... All it took was a brother in law to piss you off, and the fear that Ozai might once again rule, and deal with the shit you go through a year ago..."
"What are you trying to say? You mad that killed your dad? You mad sis! You mad!"

"I'm actually quite happy that he's dead!"
"Then why am I here... WAIT A MINUTE! How did you know what went down between me and Sokka?"
"Ty-Lee was spying on you, she's my trusty recorder, TY-LEE COME HERE! I can't live without her..."

Ty'lee comes out of some random cloth, and goes up making out with Azula. We see Aang is crossing his legs tightly, and then Azula and Ty'lee and starting to their hands in each other's pants, which Aang had fire coming out of the crotch area that rocked him out of the room, which is he is outside, but he starts falling down a hundred feet into the ocean, and has his head landed on a rock, and is dead.

"Just as according to plan..." said Azula.

The next day we see Aang's funeral, with Katara crying, Sokka is crying louder because he feels as though it was his fault, Suki is holding an umbrella to keep the tears off of her fiancee, Mai is whatevering... and Zuko is running the funeral, and he says stuff. The day after the funeral, which is the next day, Sokka goes into Zuko's throne room.

"Hey Zuk, I'm planning on being exterminated, is there any open slots?" asked Sokka

"You didn't kill Aang Sokka..." answered Zuko

"YES I DID! I led him to his untimely demise against the fire lord, and he died! I'm a horrible person"
"One, that's doing the right thing, because if you didn't Ozai would become more powerful 2, He killed Ozai. Who ever killed Aang would be something you didn't expect! It seemed if something attractive killed him, since there's a hole in his pants, and the hole is in the crotch area..."

"I heard odd things from Ty-Lee..."
"Can you say one of them..."

"There's this one time when she asked us to be louder, and another when she told us to be more clear, because SHE WANTED TO TELL THIS AZULA!

"...Fuckin sis... Well now I say we need to find her! AND ARE YOU DONE WHATEVERING MAI!"

"I was done after the funereal" said Mai

"Was that necessary?" Asked Zuko

"Yes..."
"Whatever, I'll send in a group of four to go find her!"

"Why not send in me, or Katara, or Toph, or Suki, or Mai..." asked Sokka
"I don't want to spend on any funereal fees!"interrupted Zuko

"So who are you sending?"

"I'm sending in... THE B TEAM! The B Tea would consist of Elec Man from Mega Man, Bald Bull from Punch Out, Mr. Big Head from Rocko's Modern Life, and Patrick Star from Sponge Bob square Pants"

"...You're not serious right?"

"I'm more serious than a bear and his honey! I'll send them until the next chapter!
"Hoo boy..."

Then Azula crashes through the window wearing a mail man's hat.

"I have a telegram for Zuko!" said Azula
"What is it Azula! I'm not in the mood right now!" replied Zuko

"It's a message from Azula!"
"Okay I'll listen..."
"Ahem... I have Avatars powers, you're fucked, and I own all of the Earth Nation, see ya! I would like a tip"

Zuko threw Azula out the same window she came in.

"This isn't good!

"No kidding!" said Sokka
"This is so bad I don't know what to do! I might as well give her the kingdom!"

"NO YOU WON'T!"

Sokka Slapped Zuko

"There's gonna a be some form of a plan! We're gonna rock the boat! We're gonna do some convincing you're gonna kick your sister's ass so hard she won't feel it! WE WILL WIN!" rambled Sokka

"You're Fire lord Sokka" said Zuko
"What?"

"I'm just gonna hide in this box and do whatevers with Mai"

"This is something I never would've of expect... Well B-Team you're gonna find Azula..."

"YES SIR!" yelled the B-Team

TO BE CONTINUED!