At some forest that's outside the fire Nation, Sokka, Katara, Zuko, Toph, Patrick, Iroh, the Fire Nation Army, and Sargent Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band, while Mai and Suki are whatevering, are all discussing on what to do.

"ALRIGHT! We are facing a huge threat... We're facing an Avatar... A corrupted one if you will... SO, I let Patrick to become charge of the Fire Nation Soldiers, and we planned to met Azula at the Evil Banquet, and Sargent Pepper plays some music. LET'S DO THIS!" said Sokka

At the Evil Banquet, where all the villains are dead but Azula, with some gothic scenery, Katara Kicks the door, looking pissed. You should know the reason, and if you don't... Go back to Chapter 2, heck why did you start at Chapter 5? So Katara charges Azula with some ice powers and some shit, and I'll give you three answers on what happens.

wins
wins

make out

If you're answer is C... Stop reading... If you answer A at least you didn't pick C so you get a gold sticker, but that doesn't happen, and the right answer is B. So Azula lay some whoop ass on Katara, while Katara is yelling "You bitch", "You killed my fiancee", "You're a horible person blah, blah blah, whore, slut, you get the picture", so Sokka had a stunning revelation

"How did you get your Avatar powers?" asked Sokka

"Incase my dad gets killed he reserved them to me..." answered Azula

"Avatars can do that! SHEESH! I think they would be more strict on this, but I guess not"

"HOLD IT!" yelled a voice behind Azula which is Patrick along with the Fire Nation Army

"How did you get the Fire Nation army passed all of the Earth Nations' armies?" asked Azula

"It was simple, we tiptoed past them! Oh and..."

Patrick kissed Azula, she first turned blue, but then turned red.

"Oh and one more thing" said Patrick

Patrick slaps Azula's butt, and she was blue, Patrick slapped it again, she turned red.

"NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING!" said Patrick

"THAT'S IT YOU PERVERT! FEAR MY FIREY WRATH!" yelled Azula

She tried to use her fire powers but nothing happened, and Katara got up and sliced Azula's stomach and ripped her intestines out. Speaking of intestines half of the Fire nation army had Cabbage Monsters come out of their stomachs. Then a steam punkish chair came down and was the Cabbage Guy petting his Cat made of Cabbage.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" laughed The Cabbage Guy

"I knew he was up to no good!" said Iroh

"How did you know?" asked Zuko

"He didn't like my tea..."

"That is odd..."

"Killing Azula only led you further into my trap!" said The Cabbage Guy

"So you were behind all this? With the whole thing with Aang giving Ozai avatar powers, which he gave Azula powers, which would somehow involve necromancy only because people constantly destroy your cabbage, which you should get over because it's fucking cabbages" said Toph

"That's actually my plan and reasoning... BUT! With that they have cybernetic cabbage implants!"

"...What?"

The Cabbage guy presses a button, and which an elevator from the floor shows Aang with a cabbage covering from the back of his head, his chest, and crotch. Ozai with one on his eye and on his chest, along with Mr. Bit head looking like a cabbage robocop, Bald Bull with random cabbage parts, and Ty'Lee with a cabbage leg.

"Where's Elec Man?" asked Patrick

"I couldn't find his body parts..." answered the Cabbage Guy

"Oh... PREPRARE TO DIE YOU CABBAGE WEIRDO!"

Patrick goes up and slices up Mr. Big head, while he's doing that Top beats up Bald Bull and Ty'Lee with her rock powers, Katara is taking her anti deperssant meds, reader? Why are you leavig? How's this wrong and unethical? Come on! OKAY FINE! She's fighting cabbage Ozai, and Sokka is nervous fighting Cabbage Aang since he still feels guilty, but Zuko took care of him. So all of the Cabbage army is destoryed, but out of the blue Cabbage Azula and burns Toph and Sokka, while Iroh forgetting he's here breaks Azula's neck. After that happened The Cabbage escaped from the banquet which makes Sokka and crew unaware where he is, and whatever happened to The Cabbage Guy isn't good because he has to deal with Mrs. Bighead with a shot gun, shoots the Cabbage guy, and everything was peaceful.

THE END!