Here's a creepypasta version of this episode.
i figured I'd write a much darker version of what would happen and after reading other creepypasta lost/altered episodes, I gave it a shot.
I'm not used to writing Creepypastas so go easy on me.
Enjoy!
Again I don't own this show or the characters.
I'll never look at this show the same way again…
I used to watch Ed Edd n Eddy all the time as a kid until I grew out of it and began watching more reality shows lately.
Then one day, as I walked home from my job, I found a discarded tape by the gutter; I picked it up and the label said "Ed Edd n Eddy: Alternate Episode" written in red marker; feeling curious, I decided to take it home, clean it, and put it in my old VCR. There was a couple minutes of static and when it shows the opening, it didn't have the music for some strange reason; it kept glitching during the whole intro and after the boys said their names, it cut out and the episode title didn't look like the others in the past. It just said in bold letters "YOUR ED HERE" and I pinched the bridge of my nose in annoyance seeing that. I always hated that episode cause of how Eddy and Double D were treated; but again, I was curious on how they changed it so I let it play,
It only cuts to the part where the neighborhood jock, Kevin, spilled Eddy's embarrassing middle name in front of the whole cul-de-sac after promising not to say anything if Eddy performed any ridiculous tasked he wanted.
I clenched my fist in anger at this scene; it wasn't fair that after all the humiliation Eddy did to keep his secret safe, it was all for nothing. But the next scene came totally different than from the version I saw years ago.
As the other children continued to laugh and taunt at Eddy, he felt something…..change.
Soon he stopped feeling embarrassed and felt a hidden rage build up inside of him but he didn't show it through expression.
Standing up, he walked over to Sarah who continued to make fun of him.
"Skipper! Skipper! Skipper!" Sarah taunted him happily.
Suddenly, he grabbed her arm and began to bend it.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" She yelled, "Let me go!"
But Eddy didn't listen as he bent it even more and with one pound of his fist….it broke in two like a twig.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
The others looked on in horror as Eddy held Sarah's bent arm while she screamed in pain; then he took her other arm and did the exact same thing.
""AHHHH! STOP!" she screamed.
"See how you like it, you spoiled brat….."
Kevin went from sadistic glee to horrified in a matter of seconds when he saw this.
I'll admit, as much as I hated Ed's bratty little sister, I didn't think she deserved this much torture.
"What the heck is he doing?!" asked a shocked Kevin.
Eddy also broke both of Sarah's legs and she screamed until she passed out from the pain. Cautiously, Jonny and Plank approached the boy, hoping to try and calm him down.
"Umm Eddy?" he asked nervously, "Plank wants to ask if you're alright? You seem a bit….crazy."
Without saying a word, Eddy grabbed Plank, took out a permanent marker, and scribbled all over its eyes and mouth.
"What are you doing?!" Jonny screamed as he charged at Eddy, "Give me back my buddy!"
"Shut up." Eddy gave a death glare.
Suddenly, he gave a sharp kick to Jonny's stomach and in a split second, he broke Plank over his knee. Jonny's eyes grew wide and screamed into the heavens.
"NOOOOOOO! PLAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKK!"
My eyes widened when I saw this. I remember the time Ed almost succeeded in destroying plank when he had that rock in his show but I never thought it could actually happen.
The bald headed boy wept as he held the broken pieces of his fallen friend in his arms; meanwhile, the other two Ed's could only watch in shock as their best friend is taking out his horrifying revenge on the cruel neighborhood children.
"Has Eddy gone mad?!" said Double D.
"He's being scary, Double D!" Ed said as he held his friend tight.
Neither of the boys could move as their friend continued his rampage. Can't say I blame them cause Eddy has become an unstoppable force of anger.
Then, Eddy turned to Jimmy who was about to run until he was grabbed by his shirt collar.
"No no please! Don't hurt me!" He begged tearfully.
But his words were ignored as Eddy turned him around and ripped out his braces with his bare hands. I almost gagged when they show a close up of the braced being pulled out and bliss started to spill; I always hated when teeth get involved in horror stuff.
As this went on, Kevin started to feel sick inside and regretted ever breaking his promise to not spill his secret as well as making Eddy do all those ridiculous tasks.
"What have I done?" he asked himself.
Jimmy cried and writhed in pain as he held his bleeding mouth as Eddy towered over him and threw the torn braces near his head. I wanted to throw up in horror but thankfully, I kept it down.
"Let's see you try to mock me without these!"
Then farm boy, Rolf, marched over to Eddy and I secretly hoped that he would try to stop him. But what happened next told me otherwise…
"Ed boy! Stop this madness now!" Rolf commanded, "You're acting like an enraged elephant!"
Giving yet a other glare at Rolf, Eddy went to his backyard, grabbed an axe, and headed towards Rolf's farm.
"Now what's he doing?!" asked Nazz.
"Taking care of some pests." He answered as he jumped over the fence.
Knowing what was about to happen, I had to shut my eyes at this part. I couldn't stand to see it or I'd throw up in seconds.
Animal cries could be heard all over the neighborhood as the remaining uninjured children could only listen as Eddy single-handedly slaughtered every single animal Rolf has ever cared for years. They slowly went to the farm where, after several minutes of bleating, bellowing, and screaming, Eddy emerged from the farm with a now bloodied axe and blood all over his clothes & face.
"Now those dumb animals won't stink up the cul-de-sac." Eddy said as he threw the axe aside, "Guess you won't go hungry this winter, stretch."
"No….no! NOOO!"
Rolf went to his backyard and saw the remains from all of his precious animals; the farm boy fell to his knees and cried.
"Ed boy….WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Rolf cried in despair.
I know what you're thinking: why didn't I stop watching? Truth is, I wanted to but something told me I should keep going. It's like watching a car crash or train wreck: you wanna look away but can't.
Eddy, then, grabbed Nazz by her hair and pulled her close; he held her hair tight like a vice and she struggled I vain to get herself free.
"Ow! Let me go!" She tried to get away.
"Shut up or I'll cut your ears off!" He said as he took out a large pair of scissors.
He kept hacking her hair off until she was almost completely bald and only thick patches were leftover. In a way, I was glad cause compared to what the other kids had suffered, Nazz was getting off pretty light.
"My hair! My hair!" Nazz cried as she fell to her knees.
After dropping the scissors to the ground, he pulled a baseball bat from his back from where he got the axe at the shed; he turned to Kevin with a death glare.
"Oh man…" I muttered softly.
"You're next, Kevin." He said in a dark voice.
Kevin wanted to run but his legs caved and backed up like a scared puppy.
"Wait wait!" He begged, "Just take it easy man! Don't do this!"
"You dug your own grave the moment you spilled my secret." Eddy said ominously, "Every day, you make my life a living hell! No matter what I did, you humiliated me! You beat me up! You ruined everything!
Kevin tried crawl away but Eddy stomped on his back and kept him still.
"I'm gonna finish this once and for all…" he spoke darkly and glared.
"Please man! I'm sorry!"
"Eddy stop!" Double Dee yelled with Ed close behind him.
"Don't do it Eddy!"
They both ran to stop their friend but in two quick swings, he hit their skulls and knocked them unconscious. I couldn't believe he actually hurt two of his best friends!
After that, he raised his bat over Kevin's head; I was shaking the whole time and held my breath in fearful anticipation.
"No! No! Please no!" The boy begged for his life.
"Goodbye Kevin…"
Without hesitation, Eddy bashed the bat over Kevin over and over and over again until he was nothing but a mass of blood and pulp; the whole time, I kept my eyes shut and could only hear the terrified pleas and screams of Kevin as his life as beaten out of him; when screams stopped, I hesitantly looked at the screen again to see Eddy all bloodied up and standing over the now unrecognizable body.
Eddy didn't say anything as he laughed maniacally as sirens could be heard in the distance. I'll admit, I tell a bit scared seeing this once funny character turn into a completed psycho path.
At the next scene, A funeral was arranged for Kevin with a small caption at the top saying "a few days later"; it shown almost all the kids, their families, and even the two remaining Ed's standing near the grave of Kevin and it rained heavily down on them. Of course, most of the kids were never the same ever again. Jimmy had to be in a permanent retainer and had to eat everything with a mechanical straw; Sarah was handicapped for several months and because physically disabled; Rolf's family moved away after the death of his animals went back to their homeland to start anew; Nazz had to wear a cap for a few months but eventually got her hair back; and Jonny refused to come out of his room after the "death" of his beloved Plank cause without him, he became nothing but a hollow shell. Both Double D and Ed were lucky they had minor injuries when Eddy hit them but their lives will never be the same without their best friend.
I felt bad for these characters cause even though they were mean to the boys all the time, I didn't think they deserved any of this; it was too cruel even for them.
After that dreadful day, Eddy was sent to an insane asylum for the rest of his life; his parents have made a couple visits but stopped when they realized that their son is gone. I didn't think his family even cared about him anyway.
Ed and Double visit him occasionally but he rarely talks to them and constantly laughs manically as he gloats about making more money and getting more jawbreakers. Seeing Eddy this way made me sad. It's like was just…gone.
They could only look on in sadness as the boy who was once their friend was gone forever….
Once the episode was over, there was a message saying that Eddy eventually escaped and will attack anyone who even closely resembles his former friends. And it also said, "Remember, if you hear about someone's middle name…..DON'T TELL ANYONE!" Then it has the "THE END" titled in bold red letters before the tape ended.
I was shocked and my jaw practically hit the floor before the show even ended. Without hesitating, I threw the tape in the trash as soon as I got it out. I still couldn't believe that I had just witnessed: one of the funniest money grubbing characters on a kids show took the most violent and bloody revenge on the neighborhood kids as if he was possessed.
Sometimes I still see Eddy in the corner of my room holding a bloody object in his hand and giving a wicked grin on his face. It's been three weeks and I can't sleep anymore without thinking about that awful episode….
(The end)
