A/N: HEY HEY! I am VERY glad everyone is enjoying the story so far. YAY!

Question: So I decided in this world the process for lesbians to become pregnant would be a bit different than in the real world. Why, you might ask. Well because #1, this is Degrassi world and very few things make sense in Degrassi world #2 technically in this fic we're in the "future" because the year is 2014 #3 because it's my story damn it =) So my question is to you readers is that do you want me to explain the process in an author's note or somehow explain it by incorporating the explanation into the story?Thanks!

Disclaimer: I do not own Degrassi or its characters. I don't even know who's still up there.

Pregnancy is a beautiful thing. Your skin is glowing and a tiny life that you and your partner created is growing inside of you. You can eat as much food as you want without someone calling you fat because you're eating for two. Unfortunately that's not exactly how Paige is viewing her pregnancy right now.

"None of my jeans fit me!" Paige yells.

I'm at Palex's house right now watching television with Alex, well I'm TRYING to watch television with Alex. Paige has been yelling for the past thirty minutes about how her clothes are no longer fitting her. Note that the woman is about sixteen weeks pregnant.

"Did she think she wasn't going to gain any weight during her pregnancy?" I ask Alex.

Alex is shaking her head. "Nope, Paigey thought she's stay skinny for nine months and a nice sized baby would just come out of her nice skinny body."

"I can hear you Alex!" Paige yells.

I look over at Alex. "Oo you're in trouble," I tell her.

Alex pushes me. "Shut up," she says.

Paige walks down the stairs and she's wearing her old baggy Banting sweats. She only wears her Banting sweats when she's depressed.

"This is the only thing that fits me," Paige tells us.

"Well Paigey, you are gaining weight," Alex tells her.

I slap my hand against my forehead and shake my head. That's totally NOT what she should have said. Sometimes I honestly feel that Alex has a guy brain because she says the same stupid stuff a guy would say.

"That's because I'm carrying OUR child Alex!" Paige says angrily.

"Well yeah," Alex agrees. "I didn't mean it like you're a fat ass."

Oh my God! "Stop talking," I tell Alex through clenched teeth.

"Fine Lexi, if you think I'm such a fat ass then you can sleep on the couch tonight," Paige tells Alex.

Now Paige is stomping up the stairs. I turn and look at Alex. She's hanging her head down low.

"I'm not sure how I'm going to be able to handle that for six more months," Alex says.

I place my hand on Alex's shoulder. "Well, just don't call her fat," I tell her.

"But I didn't call her fat!" Alex exclaims while throwing her hands up into the air. "I just said she's gaining weight."

"Alex, this is Paige we're talking about. Plus she's pregnant now. You have to watch your words very carefully."

Alex runs her hands through her hair. "So I have to watch everything I say around her now?"

"Unless you want to sleep on this couch every night you'll watch what you say."

Alex sighs. "I did not sign up for this when I agreed to have this baby."

"Alex, the moment you walked into that doctor's office and fused your DNA with Paige's you agreed to everything a pregnancy brings, the good and the bad. But the good will outweigh the bad."

Alex is nodding her head with a grin on her face. "The sex with Paige has been incredible," she says.

Ew, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I didn't need a visual image in my head of Alex and pregnant Paige having sex.

"Um ok, thanks for the visual image," I say sarcastically. "And I was thinking about the birth of your little bundle of joy outweighing the bad moments of pregnancy."

"Well that too, of course," Alex says.

I hear movement on the stairs, indicating that Paige is coming downstairs. Paige is still wearing her Banting sweats and she looks upset and angry. She's standing in front of Alex with her arms crossed.

"Lexi, I just want you to know that you hurt my feelings with the hurtful comments you said before," Paige tells Alex.

Alex stands up and places her hands on the sides of Paige's face. "Paigey, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings," Alex apologizes sincerely. "I didn't mean it the way it came out. You're not gaining weight, you're carrying our unborn child that our love created and I just hope he or she has your good looks and brilliant intelligence." Alex smiles at Paige.

Wow, if I could right now I'd clap my hands. That was an amazing performance by Alex. Not only did she apologize but she was also able to include love and she complimented Paige, all at the same time. Bravo Alex, bravo.

Paige places her hand over her heart. "Aw Lexi," she coos. "I love you."

"I love you too Paige."

Ugh, now they're kissing. I should have known it would have gotten to this point. This is what happens when my wife is at work and I have nothing else to do. I turn my head away from the sight.

"Should I leave?" I ask.

"No, because we're aboot to go to Paige's favorite thing," Alex says.

I turn my head to look at the happy couple. Alex has her arms around Paige's waist while Paige has her arms around Alex's neck and is wearing a huge smile on her face.

I raise my eyebrow. "It's not a threesome is it?" I ask them. "Because I'm pretty sure Beth would not be ok with that and I'm pretty sure I'm not ok with it."

Alex is giving me a weird look. "What the hell is wrong with you?" she asks me. Alex is shaking her head. "No, we're taking Paige shopping." Alex looks at Paige with a smile on her face.

Paige is looking at Alex with wide eye and a hopeful look on her face. "Really Lexi?" she asks excitedly.

Alex is nodding her head. "We'll go to the mall, hit up the maternity store, and buy you some hot new clothes."

Paige squeals and kisses Alex. "Yay!" she cheers. "I'm going to go see if there's a pair of jeans I missed that I can fit into. I cannot leave the house wearing these old sweats. I'll be right back hon."

Paige goes up the stairs. It seems like she's bouncing up the stairs, that's how excited she is. I stand up and stretch my arms, preparing to leave.

"Well time for me to go," I tell Alex.

Alex is shaking her head. "Nu-uh," she says and now she's pointing a finger at me. "You're coming with us."

I stomp my foot. "Why do I have to go?" I whine. "You know how much I hate shopping with Paige. Plus this is something that you and your wife should enjoy together, alone, without me."

"Well someone has to tell Paige she looks good in whatever she's wearing and hold her stuff. I'll compliment her and you'll hold the stuff. Besides it's not like you have anything else to do."

I cross my arms and narrow my eyes. "I dislike you very much right now," I tell Alex.

Alex walks over to me and places her hand on my shoulder. "You'll get over it eventually," she tells me.

"I'm ready!" Paige announces.

I look up and there's Paige now in some jeans and a blue blouse. Wait, why do those jeans look familiar and how come Paige can fit them? Hey!

I point my finger at the jeans. "Those are my jeans!" I exclaim. "You guys took my jeans!"

Paige waves me off. "Please hon, it's not like you need them. They fit me. It's a good thing you have a big black girl booty."

Did she just call my ass big?

"Besides they're not one hundred percent hideous."

I look at Alex. "Did your wife just insult me and my jeans while wearing them?" I ask her.

Alex shrugs her shoulders. "She's Paige and she's pregnant," she answers. "She can pretty much do whatever she wants."

Paige claps her hands loudly. "Ok if we want the baby to be happy then Mommy needs to be happy which means we should go shopping NOW."

Ugh, great she's already calling herself "Mommy". Paige comes down the rest of the stairs. She opens the front door and walks out the house toward Alex's car. Alex grabs her car keys and we follow Paige to the car. I have a bad feeling about this shopping trip.

Shopping Mall:
Ok so here's the problem with Paige: she use to be a fashion stylist and then became a fashion designer so she's very…opinionated about fashion and what not. So here we are in Maternity 'R Us and I feel so bad for the young lady who's manning the store right now. She was so excited to see Paige, or to her 'The Paige Michalchuk'. Little did that girl know that Paige was going to tear this store a new one.

"This is just as ugly as the last one," Paige whines.

Alex and I are in front of the dressing room Paige is currently in. This is probably the fifth outfit Paige has tried on.

"Let me see," Alex tells Paige.

Paige comes out to the dressing room in a dress with a floral pattern on it and a disgusted look on her face. I don't think it looks bad, plus the flowers are pink, Paige's favorite color.

"The flowers are pink," I point out. "Pink is your favorite color."

Paige looks down at the flowers on the dress. "These flowers are fuchsia hon, not pink," Paige corrects me. "This dress is almost as hideous as the blouse you made me try on."

I throw my hands up. "Sorry for trying to help," I apologize sarcastically.

"All the clothes in this store are just ugly," Paige states.

Uh-oh, fashionista Paige is starting to come out.

"There aren't any clothes in here for me," Paige tells us. She crosses her arms across her chest.

Alex walks over to Paige and uncrosses her arms. Alex takes Paige's hands into hers.

"Paigey," Alex says her name in her squeaky voice that Paige loves so much. "We have to get you some clothes that fit and that you feel comfortable in. If you want we can go to another maternity store or we can look online."

"Or you can just design your own maternity clothes," I mutter.

I think Paige heard me because she's looking at me now, smiling. If this was a cartoon I'm pretty sure a light bulb would be over Paige's head right now.

"That's it," Paige says. "I'll start a maternity line. I can't be the only fashionably inclined pregnant woman that has a hard time finding good maternity clothes."

A look of concern appears on Alex's face. "Paige," she starts. "We agreed that during your pregnancy you wouldn't work, that relaxing would be good for you and the baby."

"Lexi, I have to do something for the next six months besides sitting in the bed and watching The View and One Tree Hill reruns."

I start laughing. "You watch The View?" I ask.

Paige is looking at me sternly. "That's beside the point hon," she tells me. Paige looks back at Alex. "Lexi, please let me do this."

Alex sighs. "I just don't want you to have any stress," she says concerned.

Paige places her hand on Alex's cheek, caressing it. "Hon, I won't be stressed," Paige tells Alex in a loving voice. "How aboot during the pregnancy I'll just draw the designs and then after the baby is born I'll begin to launch the line?"

Alex is looking at Paige, contemplating the idea. She'll give in, I know she will. In one, two… Alex sighs and now she's nodding her head. Told ya so.

"Fine," Alex tells Paige.

A big smile appears on Paige's face and she squeals. Now she's jumping up and down, if you can call it that, she's actually only getting like two inches into the air. Alex places her hand on Paige's shoulders, stopping her mini-jumping.

"But if Dr. Robbinson says your stress levels are too high then you will go back to watching The View and One Tree Hill all day," Alex tells Paige sternly.

Paige wraps her arms around Alex and kisses her. "Thanks Alex!"

"Ok, now that we've establish that Paige will be making her own maternity clothes, can we leave now?" I ask.

Alex looks at Paige. "We still need to find you some maternity clothes for the time being," Alex tells her.

"Well we're obviously not going to find any good one here," Paige says. "Let's go somewhere else."

"Yes dear," Alex agrees and kisses Paige on the cheek.

Ugh, no! Just when I thought I was out they pull me right back in. Well on the bright side, hopefully when Beth needs maternity clothes Paige's line will be out.

A/N: Once again tell me if you want me to either explain how Paige got pregnant in an author's note or somehow explain it by incorporating the explanation into the story =)