A/N: Well...It's happened...I've crossed to the dark side of fanfiction. I'm writing porn. This chapter defiantly boosted the story up to M. Thank my perverted mind for that. It doesn't get too hardcore in this chapter but you never know.

Update: Oh wow I just realized every time I wrote 'Santa Claus' I spelled it Clause, like the grammar clause. Hah I'll fix that now.

Crona woke to something, or more likely someone, nibbling and sucking on his neck. He made a pleasured moan, still half asleep, and began to mutter his name.

"K-Kid." he gasped.

A familiar smirk was felt against his neck and Kid lifted his head up to meet the dark eyes.

"You're just so cute when you sleep. I apologize, I couldn't help myself."

Crona looked dreamily into the golden orbs and blushed. Again, Kid could not contain himself and he claimed Crona's lips with his own.

Warm wet tongues moved together, feeling every inch of the other's mouth. Kid moved on top of Crona and began to grind against his hips, gradually becoming more aggressive. Crona moaned into his lover's mouth and tangled his fingers into the black soft hair. The two moved in rhythm and when Kid felt the other was comfortable enough, he grabbed Crona's hand and slowly descended it to inside his boxers. He took the hint and grasped Kid's erection and began to stroke it. The shinagami growled in approval and went back to leaving love marks along Crona's neck and collar bone.

Things began to heat up, and they both were down to just their underwear, until...

The door slamed open and Liz shouted:

"KID! YOU PROMISED PATTY YOU WOULD TAKE HER TO SEE SANTA AT THE MALL! IF YOU MAKE HER WAIT ANY LONGER SHE'S GOING TO BURN SOMETHING AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE CLEANING UP THE ASHES!"

Kid's shoulders tensed. "Can't you see I am busy at the moment?" He hissed, obviously irritated at her interruption.

Crona's face was the shade of a tomato. He moved slowly beneath the covers, hoping to not be seen.

"Well do you really want to be the one responsible for another Patty rampage?" She asked, leaning on the door frame. She appeared to have no problem with walking in on this kind of situation.

Kid sighed in frustration. "Just give us a little longer."

"Nope! You have 10 minutes to get ready." And with that she slammed the door shut.

The shinagami groaned and got out of the bed.

Crona's eyes were still wide open, face flushed, hands trembling.

"D-does anyone ever knock?"

Kid made a almost sad laugh. "Not here they don't."

He helped Crona up from the bed. They both were noticeably hard which made Crona blue even darker, if that was even possible.

"Shower?" Kid offered.

The pink head nodded and once he did, Kid pulled him to the bathroom and locked the door.

Warm water ran down Crona's slender body. He sighed and smiled to himself. Kid's shower was large and had two shower heads on each side. Of course only one shower head would throw things off balance. The water was warm, warmth was something Crona was never used to, but now he's grow to like it.

'Warmth...' Crona thought a bit about that word. 'Kid's eyes are warm. His smile is warm...His tongue is warm...He keeps me warm at night...' That statement sent very perverse visions through the boys mind and he blushed, embarrassed at his own thoughts. He tried to think of something else but he could already feel himself harden. Crona didn't know how to deal with a erection right now!

Two arms wrapped around his waist from behind and lips were pressed to his ear.

"May I help you with that?" Kid asked in a husky voice.

"L-Liz said w-we only had a few minutes." Crona said in an almost whisper. His face was bright red now.

"I'll be quick." He said whilst proceeding to move his hand lower. He used his free hand to turn Crona's face slightly to face him.

"I promise." He said before filling in the gap between their lips.

'Such wonderful warmth.'

"God, what is taking them so long?" Liz demanded.

Patty chewed on the head on her stuffed giraffe.

"Their probably having butt sex again." She said, mouth still full of giraffe.

Liz gave her a confused look and opened her mouth to speak but before she could Kid and Crona entered the room.

"I apologize for our tardiness. I had misplaced one of my rings." He said holding out his hands with an even number of rings on each hand. "Precise and perfect." He beamed.

Crona had the kind of blush on his face that gave off the message: 'I-was-just-fucked-by-Kid'

He wouldn't meet anyone's eyes but every time he looked at Kid he blushed darker and quickly looked away. Kid found this adorable.

"Alright shall we go then?"

"Finally." Liz said, a bit too dramatically.

"Yay! Santa! Santa! Santa! He's gonna get me a giraffe!" Patty squealed with joy before running out the door, Liz ran after her.

Kid chuckled at how childish Patty was. She truly was a 6 year old trapped in a teenager's body.

He took Crona's trembling hand in his and followed the sisters out the door.

"Kid, who is Santa?"

"He's supposedly a fat old man who wears a blood red suit, breaks into your house, and eats your food."

Crona stared at him. This a role model for children? How dreadful.

"Oh but the children look up to him because he's supposed to leave a bunch of presents under a pine tree in your living room. Then he puts candy in your socks."

"...D-did you get presents from Santa when you were younger?"

Kid smiled at this. "Actually when I first learned about the character I was terrified. I thought he would come and leave uneven bite marks in all of my cookies and arrange the presents in a disorganized manor. So I made it my duty to catch him in the act and chase him out of my home."

He laughed to himself a bit.

"Of course my father had learned of my plan and gave me a delicious cup of hot chocolate before my mission began. I dozed off almost immediately on the couch."

Kid squeezed Crona's hand for the next part of the story. His eyes brightened up.

"But when I awoke, in my lap was a gift wrapped in gold paper with a black ribbon tied in a fairly decent bow. I never understood how my father could tie bows with those clumsy hands and all...anyways I separated the wrapping from the box and inside...was a magnificent golden compass."

"A compass? Like for navigation?" Crona asked.

"Oh no no! This was a mathematical compass. You see it's an instrument for drawing circles. The most perfect circles at that! Oh they were brilliant Crona, symmetrical in every way." His eyes sparkled at the thought of his beautiful drawing mechanism.

Crona was confused but smiled anyway. Kid had some strange fascinations, some of them Crona would never understand, but he tried his best to relate.

"You must of had a nice Christmas after all." Crona said.

Kid nodded, then looked at his partner.

"But I'm positive this will be the best." He said with a smile.

Crona smiled too.

"And I want a giraffe named waffles. A REAL giraffe. Don't try to fool me with that stuffed giraffe like you did last year."

Her face suddenly became deathly serious.

She glared at the poor man in the white beard and growled, "I'll fucking cut you if you pull that shit again."

Her face quickly transformed back to her cute childish smile and the man tugged a bit at his collar as nervous sweat rolled down his face.

Crona hid behind Kid who waited for Patty to finish threatening the man in the Santa suite. The pink head poked his head out from behind Kid's shoulder, gasped, and the returned to hiding.

Kid chuckled "Crona if you're going to be scared of anyone here it should be Patty and not Santa Claus. But I assure you neither of them will hurt you while I'm here."

"I just don't know how to deal with someone like that. H-he's so...old. I've never met someone with such a long beard. And-and why does he say the word hoe so much? Maka says hoe is a bad word and you shouldn't use it to describe flirty girls even if you really don't like them..." Crona went on with his rant.

The reaper then got an idea. It was a selfish idea, but it would be worth it in the long run.

"How about you go tell him what you want for Christmas?"

Crona's grip on Kid's shoulders tightened and he made a whimpering noise.

"It's okay I'll be there the whole time. I won't let him do anything bad. Plus if you don't tell him what you want for Christmas then no one will know what to get you."

That was half the truth. Kid was curious on what his boyfriend would like. But the primary reason was he wanted to see how utterly adorable Crona would look talking to Santa.

"Y-you promise he won't be scary?"

"I promise."

Crona stared at the fat man wearing red. He took one step closer but when the man raised an eyebrow he yelped and took two steps back.

"You are an awful person." Liz laughed.

"He's just so cute. I couldn't resist." Kid said. The reaper and his two weapons sat on a bench a few feet away and watched Crona attempt to make his way to Santa's lap.

Blue eyes looked over to Kid. He smiled and motioned for Crona to approach the man wearing red. Taking a deep breath, he took small steps and finally stood before the man.

"Hello there. Care to sit down?" He said in a friendly voice.

Crona nodded then crawled on the arm of the chair instead of sitting in the mans lap. Kid was secretly revealed by this choice of action.

"H-hi." He muttered.

'Santa' made a jolly smile, "What would you like for Christmas little girl?"

Kid sighed. Will they ever get it right?

Crona's eyes met the man's face for the first time, an expression mixture of confusion and frustration.

"I-I'm I-" He sighed. It didn't really matter anyway. "Um for Christmas? Umm..." He thought for a moment. Then a perfect answer came into his head.

"Oh! I know." He raised his arm and pointed to Kid who sat not to far away.

"That's my boyfriend, Kid." He explained.

Kid looked surprised. Why was Crona telling the man this?

"I love him very much...He's perfect." He said in a whisper, blushing. "But...he doesn't think he's perfect like I do."

Kid and Liz stared, both extremely determined to see where this was going.

Crona then took a deep breath and spoke with more confidence then before.

"For Christmas I would like a cure to his OCD please."

The man in the white beard just stared. How touching, but...how could he promise something like that?

Liz gaped at the pink head who was now smiling at the bearded man, waiting for him to confirm his request. It was moments like these that Liz wished she had a boyfriend like Crona. He was so selfless and so loving towards Kid. It was truly beautiful.

"AWWWWW that is SOO sweet." Patty said.

"Kid you have the cutest- Kid?" Patty turned to where he was sitting but he was no longer there.

Instead, Kid was with his love, arms firmly wrapped around him, face buried in his chest, tears falling from his face. He was so honored to have this boy in his life.

This was a strange switch up. Usually they were in opposite positions. Crona made an embarrassed smile and gently patted Kid on the head.

"It's okay Kid. Santa is going to make your OCD go away. Right Santa?"

The man still stared but then gave a nervous nod, not wanting to disappoint the "little girl".

Kid continued to sob and he hugged him harder.

"Thank you Mr. Santa Claus. Me and Kid have to go home now. Goodbye."

Crona walked to the exit of the mall, Liz and Patty walked in front of him. Kid clutched the fabric on the back of Crona's gown and hid his face behind his shoulder.

Kid could never ask for anyone better then Crona. No one was better.

Crona was perfect.