Wow, you guys really want Rachel to be pregnant. Well…

Naiema: I never said she was… :)

Princesakarlita411: Is Rachel pregnant? Ermm… ;) Apparently, I read that Brittany was going to give Artie a baby scare. Not sure if its 100% accurate but I used it because it leads to another spoiler that's more reliable.

"Finn?"

The jock spun around to see a brunette standing before him. Looking at him directly in the eyes with her hands folded across her chest.

"Ermm…hi."

"Don't hi me. I need to talk to you."

"What about?"

"Us pairing up."

"Huh? Santana what are you talking about?" Finn asked as he slammed his locker shut.

"Look. You know how we're doing sex education this week and Holiday is substituting the sex ed teacher-"

"You mean Miss Holiday?"

"Yeah. Whatever, now listen, because her and Mr Schue have some fling going on that they don't think we know, which is so creepy, she's come to teach us, Glee club, about sex."

"Ok…so naturally we have to pair up?"

"Ha ha ha. Your wise cracks are not needed. Holiday is making us do some activity, with a partner, on sex. So…because you and I have already done the nasty, I thought who could be more perfect then Finn Hudson?"

"W-what? Santana look I'm flattered you thought of me first b-"

"No actually I didn't think of you first. Don't get ahead of yourself. I was going to go with Puck but he's going with someone else. Probably Lauren Zizes. Anyway, shhh, don't say that so loud. I may not be a Cheerio but I still have a reputation to uphold and I don't want that to be ruined by people spreading rumours about you turning me down."

"What about Sam?"

"Oh please Sam may be cute but really?"

"Well still, I don't think you and I should pair up to do something about sex."

"Why not?" Santana asked, offended by Finn's comment.

"Well, because you and I…had sex."

"Finn. That is the reason why we should do it together seen as we've already had sex."

"Still, I'd feel uncomfortable…"

"Well you didn't seem uncomfortable in that hotel room."

"Just stop it ok? Why do you have to be so crude? I wouldn't partner up with you anyway because you were the one who told Rachel and the rest of the club about you and me. About the night, which to this day, was a mistake."

Santana narrowed her eyes at the jock as the word 'mistake' flowed out of his lips. Silence between the two fell. Thick and heavy, like poisonous gas. Only when she realized that they hadn't spoken for a several minutes, did Santana snap the icy pause with her words.

"Fine."

She had only said one word yet Finn felt more worried by that then if she had blown up in front of him. It was something about her saying one word when she was so angry. Finn knew Santana plotting yet another devious plan against him. Like her mono one.

"I'll ask Brittany."

"Ok."

Santana spun on her heels and walked away from Finn.

Yep. Another plan is coming his way.

"But why?" Rachel asked as she sat on one of the chairs in the practice room.

"Because you're the smartest person I know." Brittany replied as she seated herself beside the brunette. "After my cat. Except he doesn't speak English and I've tried everything to translate what he's saying. Did you know there aren't any cat whisperers in Ohio, at all?"

"Wow." Rachel began. "I did not know that."

"I know. Anyway, you have to help me. I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Ok, ok. Calm down. Breathe. Now what do you want me to help you with?"

"I have no idea what is going to happen now that I'm pregnant."

"Well why are you asking me?" Rachel asked as she shuffled a little in her seat. "It's not like I've been pregnant before. You should have asked Quinn. I can't help you that much."

"I know. I would have asked her but she's been so moody lately. Probably because prom is coming up and she most likely not going to be prom queen plus she has no date."

"Oh. Well I'll try and help you as much as I can but I really don't have any experience in this subject."

"Fine. You're still smarter than me. I'm just going crazy since I found out I had a bun in the oven." Brittany sighed as her head fell into her hands. "This wasn't supposed to happen. Not now. Not when I'm still in high school."

"Well most pregnancies in high school are never planned Brittany. They just happen."

"But me and Artie used protection."

"They aren't always hundred percent effective. I guess you're just the small percent that the contraception didn't work for."

"No offence Rachel, but that doesn't help."

"Sorry."

The blonde teenager raised her head from her hands, as Rachel noticed she now had a shiny glaze coating her eyes.

"I'm freaking out Rachel."

"I can't imagine what you are feeling right now." the brunette placed one hand on Brittany's shoulder. "I'm sorry."

"Urghh. I can't believe this! Damn pregnancy test. Why couldn't it just say positive?"

Rachel shot her a look of confusion as she dropped her hand from Brittany's shoulder. "W-what?"

"The pregnancy test. Why didn't it say positive instead of negative?"

"Wait y- what?"

"My pregnancy test said negative."

Rachel kept blinking at Brittany's answer. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. "A-and you thought you were pregnant from that?"

"Yeah. I peed on the stick and then asked it for me not to be pregnant. I left it for three minutes and it said negative, which means I'm pregnant. Right?"

"Oh Brittany." Rachel sighed as she started to shake her head slightly. "That's not how a pregnancy test works."

"It's not?"

"No." Rachel chuckled slightly. She never thought she would be having this conversation. "When it says negative, it means you're not pregnant. You don't ask it a question."

"You don't?"

"No."

"So, that means I'm…I'm not-"

"Pregnant? Yeah."

Brittany's eyes widened as a huge smile spread across her face. She tried to contain herself but even biting her lip couldn't keep Brittany from screaming aloud and hugging Rachel tightly.

"I'm not pregnant!" Brittany announced as she released the brunette from her hug and ran towards the door.

"Where are you going?"

"To Artie to tell him the news."

"So…yes or no?" Quinn asked Finn as she sat next to him in U.S history.

"I-I just don't understand. Why me?"

"Well isn't it obvious?" Finn's ex girlfriend asked him, who just shrugged. Clearly, it wasn't obvious to him seen as he was looking back at her blankly. Quinn sighed at his facial expression. "We dated. I see no reason not to, well apart from one but that's just one."

"Why don't you go with Puck seen as you still have something for him?"

"I never said it was Puck." Quinn informed Finn, who raised one eyebrow in disbelief. "Fine, but its not like they're strong."

"If you still have feelings for him why don't you just tell him?"

"Finn this isn't a perfect world where you can just tell someone you like them and they return your feelings and everything is ok."

"I know that it's not a perfect world Quinn. Trust me I know."

"Well it doesn't matter. Puck wouldn't pair up with me anyway, he's already got someone."

"Yeah. I heard. Lauren."

"What?" Quinn raised her eyebrow at her ex boyfriend. "Who told you that?"

"Santana."

A small laugh passed Quinn lips as she shook her head. "No wonder."

"What do you mean?"

"Puck isn't going with Lauren."

"Then who is he doing the activity with?"

"Rachel."

"Are you serious? Rachel?"

"Yeah. So neither of us could go with the person we wanted." Quinn shrugged as she gazed at the sheet of paper on her desk.

"Quinn, I'll go with you."

"Hey guys." Holly greeted the Glee members as she entered the practice room the day after.

"Holly." Mr Schuester rose from his chair as the substitute approached him, with a smirk planted on his face.

"Hey Mr Schuester." Holly returned the directors smile as she stopped in front of him.

The two only became aware that there were teenagers in the same room as them, when Santana coughed, breaking their eye contact.

"Right." Mr Schue clapped his hands as he turned to face the Glee club. "Today guys, we welcome back Miss Holiday. She's subbing for the sex ed teacher who fell down the stairs near Figgin's office. Or so I heard from Sue. Well anyway…I give you Miss Holiday."

"Hey guys. Now I'm here to teach you a topic which I know a few of you may be a little iffy on but hopefully you can understand why your parents and teachers are telling you not to have sex."

"Well I don't think I ever want to have sex again even if it turned out I wasn't pregnant." Brittany muttered. "Well…"

"O…k. Well I've came up with this activity for all you guys to do. You gotta get into pairs then…"

No one heard what Holly had said next because they were all shuffling about trying to find a partner. Finn and Quinn were sitting next to each other and so they didn't need to move. As rest of the group shuffled around, Finn's eyes caught onto one particular brunette. She was moving towards a certain jock, who Finn thought was his friend but it turned out he was wrong. Rachel smiled as she reached Puck, which made Finn roll his eyes. As Rachel sat down, she spun her head around to see who Finn was going with to see his blonde ex girlfriend sitting next to him.

"Meet me in the auditorium." Rachel whispered in Quinn's ear as she passed her in the pratice room.

"What do you want Berry?" Quinn asked as she walked into the auditorium, at lunch, with her arms crossed against her chest.

"Quinn." Rachel started as she walked over to the piano. "I'm not giving up on Finn ok? It's not over between us."

"Are you serious?"

"Quinn look I know you and Finn have history but so do we an-"

"Look Berry I'm not going to steal Finn from you if that's what you're worried about. I know he still has feelings for you."

"Oh."

"Yeah, so you don't have to feel threatened by me. I know that Finn still loves you. It's obvious. He stares at you constantly and when I told him that you were pairing up with Puck to do that sex exercise, he had the same expression as he did when you kissed Blaine at your party. He still has feelings for you. It's obvious."

"Really?"

"Yeah, so I know that Finn is off limits."

"Oh, well thank you. I'm glad you're not perusing him."

"Is that all you wanted to talk to me about?"

"Yeah." Rachel flashed a smile to the blonde student before sighing and leaning on her elbows on the piano.

"What is it?"

"Huh? Nothing, it's just I don't get how I'm supposed to talk to him. I mean whenever we are never alone and when we are, there's always this awkward silence between us that makes me uncomfortable. I can hardly talk to him about how I feel."

"Well, do you want me to help? I could get you two guys alone and I could help with what you could say to him."

"You would help me? You? Quinn Fabray?"

"Yeah." Quinn shrugged. "Why not?"

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