Tag: Every episode that plays Perry's theme. ;)


Perry the Platypus

He's a semi-aquatic, egg layin' mammal of action

Despite his being an animal, he defeated evil every day.

He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray

Nothing ever scared him. He was fearless.

He's got more than just mad skill

He was well trained in the arts of platyjitsu.

He's got a beaver tail and a bill

What species did platypuses belong to anyway? Duck? Beaver? Were they a cross breed?

And the women swoon, whenever they hear him say:

"Gyururururur."

"Ahhhh!" *faints*

Well's he's looking real sharp in his 1940's fedora.

Swiftly, he whipped out his hat and placed it on his head.

He's got an iron will, nerves of steel, and several other metal themed attributes.

Nothing could ever stand in his way.

His fur is water-tight, and he's always up for a fight.

He held his arm out, motioning with his hand to bring it on.

So when evil hears this sound it shakes in it's boots:

"Gyururururur."

He's Perry the Platypus

Agent P


Yeah. I wrote this in all of five minutes. X) I hadn't intended to at the moment, but it just came.

Uh-huh, I know it's kind of weird.

But I like the way it turned out. XD So there you go. Tell me what you think!