Prussia: So the awesome me is here to say the disclaimer!

Norway: Then say it already.

Prussia: Looks like someone can't stand my awesomeness! Anyway, The awesome HetaliaShadow does not own Hetalia, and is not as awesome as me.

Norway: I wasn't talking to you *turns to Iceland* Onii-chan

Iceland: Don't know you.

Chapter 3

"Spain why can't I get revenge? Whoever did this deserves to get beaten to a bloody pulp!" Lovi screamed.

"Lovi, please don't… you couldn't do it… too strong… I couldn't defeat him." Spain struggled to say.

"Damnit Antonio! I wouldn't go alone! I'd take, uh Feli?" Lovi said less sure of himself.

"Now would you… really put your…brother into that …situation?" Spain asked.

"No, uh what about your friends? Prussia's a lunatic and France scares everyone shitless." Lovi said resuming pacing.

"Lovi … I'm sorry but …France is busy, he's at war …with England… still and Prussia…" Spain trailed off.

"Ha so Prussia will back me! Potato bastard will help then since it's his brother!" Lovi said triumphantly.

"Lovi… please don't… you may get hurt… and I couldn't... live with… that." Spain said.

"Antonio but—"

"No but's Lovi… please don't… go."

"I'll think about it." Lovi said.

"Thank you… Love."

"Your soup should be ready; do you want me to go get it?" Lovi asked.

"No, I think I'll sleep some more."Spain replied yawning.

"Alright, I'll leave you be then."Lovi said retreating from the room. Down stairs Germany was pacing and talking on the phone.

"No bruder! Look, its Spain's house, you can't just show up! And you don't own a car!"

On the other end a slightly worried Prussia yelled "He's one of my only friends! Spain said I have an open invite to his house! And your Porsche is in the garage."

"Bruder—" Germany started but Lovi ripped the phone away

"Beer bastard? Get over here! I have something to discuss with you. And Antonio wants to see you."

"I'm on my way." Prussia said before hanging up.

"My Porsche… my poor Porsche."Germany mumbled. Lovi went about pacing while Germany and Feli watched the Godfather. Lovi was so worried about Spain he didn't hear Feli until he grabbed his arm.

"Ve~ fratello relax. Spain woke up, isn't that good?"

"He has a fever damnit! And he won't tell me who hurt him, I won't relax damnit!"

"Ve why won't you just say you love Spain?" Feli asked. Germany stood up and walked outside to wait for his brother.

"I-I don't love the tomato bastard!"

"No, say I don't love Antonio." Feli said.

"No! I call Spain tomato bastard!"

"No, you just can't say you don't love Spain because you do." Lovi never knew how smart his brother could be.

"Fine, your right. I can't say I don't love him because I do. A lot and I want to hurt the person that hurt him. And I want to hurt them because I love Spain and not because I'm his henchman."

"Ve~, I was right."

"DON'T YOU TELL ANOTHER DAMN SOUL YOU HEAR? IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER BUY YOU PASTA AGAIN!" Lovi bellowed.

"Ve~, I won't." Feli replied smiling. The Germany walked in followed by Prussia.

"Why did you re-paint my car?"Germany yelled.

"It looks more awesome now!"

"It looks like a bird!" Germany yelled.

"Correction, it looks like an awesome mini me bird." Gilbird cheeped in response.

"Shut up you two! Feli, can you make pasta for dinner?" Lovi asked. Feli leaped up and down with joy and ran into the kitchen. Walking outside followed by the Germans Lovi began speaking, "I will get revenge on who hurt Spain even if he doesn't want me to. I can't do it alone, Prussia, will you help me?"

"Of course, how badly was Antonio hurt?" Prussia replied.

"Broken or bruised ribs, broken arm, black eye, lots of sword cuts. And some of those injuries didn't come from the actual battle." Lovi replied.

"Whoever did this is going to be sorry." Prussia said an evil look in his red eyes.

"Germany what about you? Will you let you brother and you boyfriends brother fight this alone?" Lovi asked smirking.

"But-that's- uh that's unfair!" Ludwig sputtered.

"Was Spain getting beat up fair?"Lovi asked.

"No but Spain told me to not let you get revenge. He doesn't want you to get hurt. He loves you Lovino." Ludwig said.

"I know." was all Lovi said.

"So will you help bruder?" Prussia asked.

"No, I won't Spain said not to fight and I can't leave Feli. You know he hates fighting and it's almost his birthday. He'll be heartbroken if I leave him to fight." Ludwig explained.

"Fine, but do you know who did it?"Lovi asked.

"Yes but I won't tell you."

"Ludwig stop being un-awesome!"Prussia yelled punching him. Germany walked back inside. Prussia and Lovi came back in and Prussia went upstairs to visit Antonio.

After about five minutes Lovi checked his phone and an evil smile crept onto his lips. Prussia had found out who did it. Just then Prussia came down, walked behind Germany and Feli, dropped a gas bomb and he and Lovi ran outside. After about ten minutes they re-entered and found Ludwig and Feli knocked out.

"Always carry a canister of knock out gas!" Prussia said with his egotistical grin spreading across his face.

Lovi and Prussia tied Germany and Feli to chairs and turned off the stove. Then while Lovi packed supplies Prussia went upstairs again.

"Yo, Antonio we're going to kick England's ass now!" Gilbert said grinning.

"No! Not my…. Lovi… Germany!... Germany!..." Spain weakly yelled. Prussia cringed at how weak his friend sounded.

"He's a little tied up at the moment."Lovi said.

"Please… Lovi, no… I… I love… you."Spain said.

"I know Spain, I know. I'm doing this for you." Lovi said.

"Gilbert… Please, you know… what Lovi… means to... me!" Spain said trying and failing to sit up.

"We're doing this for you Antonio, we'll come back in one piece." Gilbert said trying and succeeding of keeping emotion out of his voice.

Prussia left the room followed by Lovi. Downstairs Prussia asked,

"Are you sure he'll be ok alone?"

"Yes, Germany's bonds aren't strong, he'll break them easily. Then he'll stay here and care for Spain and my brother.

"Hmm I guess you're right. Now hurry before Germany wakes up." Prussia said.

"Just one more thing." Lovi said .

Prussia headed towards the door grabbing Germany's keys to his BMW.

He knew Germany wouldn't drive the Gilbird Porsche no matter what. Even if it was awesome.

Lovi went and grabbed Spain's axe from the wall where he kept it.

"Hear me know England. I'll kill you with this axe. You will feel my wrath… and my pain." Lovi said out loud before walking out the door.

Norway: Onii-chan.

Iceland: Don't know you.

Norway: Onii-chan.

Iceland: Not saying it.

Denmark: If you review Icey will say 'Onii-chan'.

Iceland: No I won't.