Originally I was planning on writing something that involved both Candace and Vanessa. But then the other day I was watching I Scream You Scream, and this one tiny little insignificant detail that everyone seems to overlook hit me, and I couldn't resist writing this.
Requested by Punzie the Platypus, GoldenDiamond1995 and Theia Pallas. (But I would have done it anyway, since it's in my top 5 favorite P&F songs. ;D)
Tag: I Scream, You Scream
Busted
"Uh, dad? This is going to be evil right?"
The sixteen-year-old stood a little off to the side as she watched her father work.
"Of course!" Doof replied, as if it should have been obvious.
"So then why does it need things like milk, sugar, ice, rock salt and vanilla? It sounds like a recipe for homemade ice cream."
"Never question an evil plan," her father explained. "Either it makes perfect sense, or absolutely none at all. Either way, it's evil.
"But aren't you allergic to dairy?" Vanessa question.
"Intolerant!" Doof corrected. "Lactose intolerant! There is a difference you know!"
Vanessa raised an eyebrow.
"Then what exactly do the ice cream ingredients do?" she asked.
"Who knows? Maybe the machine is ice cream powered."
"Seriously?" Vanessa demanded.
"You'd be surprised,"
Vanessa shook her head in disbelief, sincerely hoping her dad was right as he began to pour gallon after gallon of milk into the machine.